Charlie Talbot
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Producer, writer, former stand-up/ fake German. Ropey cricketer, poor cyclist, poker amateur, Wimbledon fan (exBoard) SFGiants geek: personal acct
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Just showing this again so I can pin it. It’s time to update from the first game show I feel. Plough Lane catharsis. Or “what we’ve been doing for the last 22 years”.
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@shockproofbeats
I think this is the winner. Especially when you check the tweet before it:
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Football needs more George Elokobis and fewer Thomas Franks. Someone at Brentford should have a word with him.
"This result binds us together forever."
Just lovely words from Maidstone United boss George Elokobi 💛🖤
#BBCFootball
#FACup
#BBCFinalScore
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Your piss weak systematic campaign against Stuart Board and your years of disingenuous bleating that only you lot know where “the line” is before sandpapering the ball mean I think I can safely say - good luck with your latest bout of hypocritical moaning you charmless goons.
Australia coach Justin Langer has a request for cricket fans regarding Steve Smith and David Warner
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Yes that means they have leaked more intel compromising operations you utter clown.
We've learned more about Salman Abedi from American and French security services than the UK Government.
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God this shit is infuriating. The FA Cup shouldn’t be run for the already super rich clubs fucking over everyone else. And for someone from Brentford to speak with such ignorance of the lower league realities is a disgrace.
"They need to take some more clever decisions" 💭
After Brentford's 1-1 draw with Wolves, manager Thomas Frank does not think there should be FA Cup replays ❌⬇️
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What happened next was they battered us second half like they had been battering us first half and this was a red herring to avoid dealing with how shit we were.
2010 World Cup. Frank Lampard scores this banger against Germany. Ref disallows it. Pandemonium ensues, everyone loses their minds.
You know what happens next.
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@blearigg
@PatrickGracey
@walkhikeaholic
@BorisJohnson
@hmtreasury
@DCMS
Bollocks. Either make them close or don’t. Close and support them or don’t. This fudge only helps insurers.
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@exitthelemming
Also his own interview made very clear what he thought of it & his own issues that have been much harder to deal with than getting silver while his good friend won gold. As headlines go it couldn’t be less Olympian really could it? I thought the race and his interview were great
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Are you seriously going to say fuck all about the FA Cup disgrace? Even Salford managed it.
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I’m confused. If your little teenage wannabes think you are Wimbledon why did no one applaud Jason Euell or Mike Kelly? You utter frauds.
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Somewhat terrifyingly after reposting this earlier - saw this on way to pick up daughter. How the fuck can you drive fast enough to deploy airbags in a smash on other side of road at 345pm? In a 20 zone. As kids are walking home / cycling etc.
Terrible terrible terrible. I cried when I read the witness statements.
A young mum killed by a driver doing 50mph on a residential street - devastating consequences for her kids & family.
London needs safer streets & more cycle infrastructure, not less.
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The insight, wit and depth of wisdom in these answers is amazing. Also - what a great programme. Would love to see the same now. No filter and all the kids correctly taken entirely seriously and engaged with by him. No dumbing down.
#OnThisDay
1942: Billy Connolly was born in Glasgow.
In 1984, he faced an audience of Scottish teenagers who had some tricky questions for him.
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Properly batshit mental. Strategically, tactically and politically nonsensical. What the actual fuck are we doing?
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This is an outright lie. Several major leave campaigners said the exact opposite of this.
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Can you honestly tell me any other club in the 92 (& about three tiers of non league) who would genuinely be impressed at getting one block (one block) of fans to wave along to some landfill indie? Genuinely pathetic. And I’m still annoyed it was our club you nicked to do it for.
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Insane austerity stat of the day thanks to Private Eye. I can't even imagine an economic justification for this never mind a social one
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Go fuck yourself. Then fuck off some more. Every club below your poor overworked division plays more games for less money. Why don’t you six fuck off to your pointless euro circle jerk and leave football to people who actually like it for what it is. You tedious TV watching twat
I'm glad they're getting rid of FA Cup replays. Way too many games and minutes being played by the top players. Yes it's harsh on the lower leagues but the 3pm blackout is a joke in 2024 and they still have that
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Can you explain why so many vote leave campaigners said exact opposite please Sarah? Why are you misleading people now on this key issue?
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Who has this sense? No one I speak to.
Theresa May's first Easter message as Prime Minister: The country is uniting after Brexit
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Winkelman added: "None of us planned or expected to be here. It is probably the worst ever thing that has happened.”
Mate I can tell you from experience relegation is tedious, but having your club taken away, moved 70 miles and having to start again is worse.
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Bizarre decision. He’s shit, already out of his depth at this level and would be totally unsuited to playing for any clubs higher up.
Congratulations to
@alikalhamadi
, who has been named
@PFA
League Two Fans’ Player of the Month for November 🏆🙌
#AFCW
🟡🔵
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Frankie Boyle painfully on the money again as he asks what on earth our plan is for Syria
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Found this minute’s applause even more moving than I expected. Glory Days and background to (and focus of) my teenage years. RIP Joe and thanks for the memories with fans family and friends. 💙💛
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@marybourkecomic
@frankieboyle
So what you are saying is the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire? To the barricades...
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I suggest a three man commission.
The supporters board is aware of the shocking treatment of supporters at the game yesterday. Rest assured, we are looking into this. If you have anything to report please get in contact via the applicable channels.
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@jayrayner1
@Chartwells_UK
It would seem very simple if Chartwells say they are being misrepresented to simply show us what it supposed to be in one of these parcels wouldn’t it?
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Andy Garner left the field of play and waded into the stands to try to fight someone. He got £700. Our players stayed on the pitch, got pushed by the oppo and one of them “tapped his jumper and waved his arms” and we got £8k. This looks more corrupt than inept
@FAspokesperson
@fa
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We might make some mistakes and even be poor at times but my god this team has got spirit and fight and determination. And a serious bond between fans and players.
@AFCWimbledon
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What the fuck is the keeper doing???
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This is a quality touch from
@SalfordCityFC
Introducing the cover of Issue 0⃣9⃣ of our matchday programme 🤩
Brought to you in collaboration with
@Tim_Burgess
+
@LlSTENlNG_PARTY
, who will also be curating our matchday playlist 🎶
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16 years ago
@lukeyboymac
and I used to sit in bar after CCL games where he’d been chief steward and I’d written the match reports and make ridiculous guesses about where the reborn Wimbledon could get to in our lifetime aiming to right the
@FA
wrong. We did not predict this.
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Ending in hilarity. Forever and ever a joke of a club. A expensive joke. Love you Dons. Very proud of that. 💛💙 you empty 200m+ off the bench, we own our club.
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No you have a big stadium because you lied in 2001-2 about being able to fill it and saying MK demanded a football league place without earning it.
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It's also bollocks. In what way has May been trying to address divisions caused by pain of austerity or concerns over Brexit? Silently?
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I mean this isn’t true is it? Us & Wigan both did it. Even if playing semantics we went from NL to Div One which became & Wigan certainly did it - albeit a lot slower. The actual (and still amazing) achievement is tier five to tier one in nine years. Which now two teams have done
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For the avoidance of any doubt - this wave I am waving is sarcastic. I am sarcastically waving. At you. And your failure. And your lies. 23 years of them. And you’ve achieved fuck all bar a stadium property deal. 👋
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That said, I fucking hate them. I hate them so fucking much and I hate how much their continued existence and lies still make me feel such anger after 22 years. Lying, inexplicably pandered to by the authorities, club-stealing owners of an unearned league place. Propped up by a
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You utter clowns
@EFL
. Did you make WFC directors meet fans in 2002? No. They ignored us. Did you make Cov or Orient owners meet fans? No. They ignore them. But you want to insist our directors (who are fans) meet and chat with the man you allowed to engineer theft of our Club.
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@MitchBenn
@IanDunt
@RoryStewartUK
@RadioGibbon
Very much this. I was distraught but if they’d put in an efta type deal I would have said fine and got on with it. Especially as that is what they often promised to get the votes. That was the compromise. Everything since then is different shades of hardline lunacy.
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Your article today is a disgrace
@BenWillcocks_95
and I can’t believe this cavalier approach to people’s mental health passes even what remains of piss poor press regulatory guidelines. I hope you never ever write anything so lacking in empathy, dangerous and reckless ever again
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This is utterly brilliant. Stop what you are doing and read Oliver Sacks on his terminal diagnosis
http://t.co/ZnFX91aUlB
(ht
@finkowska
)
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@wearelutontown
We all live in hope their league place can go to someone who earns or deserves it. Good luck in the playoffs.
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Hmm I wonder how many appearances Wimbledon’s league club could have made from 2004 onwards if their league place hadn’t been stolen by MK along with a playing squad. This isn’t the gotcha you think it is.
Dean Lewington has more EFL appearances then AFC Wimbledon.
a Captain, a Legend, a True Don ❤️
#MKDons
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Holiday over. On way back to London for a game against a team that shouldn’t exist bearing a name that has nothing to do with them. At the stadium the
@EFL
told us couldn’t be built for a team they told us not to bother keeping alive after they gave ours away.
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First time I’ve had three generations of my family at a game. That’s why we all stood up to make this happen in 2002 and that’s what
@AFCWimbledon
is for. <end soppy twat mode>
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To quote the Boreham Wood stewards - “the right hand toilet wobbles but don’t worry about it”.
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@PhilippeAuclair
Jesus Christ. These pages would have been beyond parody only a decade ago. I’m embarrassed. And appalled.
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So 26th October and 4th April can we arrange something with
#BuryFC
fans
@AFCWimbledon
/
@TheDonsTrust
? Friendly game / kids game / supporters game / something else to mark the occasion and support whatever guise their rebuilt club will take?
@buryfchannah
@shaker63
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Slightly worried how clearly championship class Jack Currie was there. He was the man of the match by miles.
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Two goals in two minutes. In front of a packed home end. Man I’ve missed proper football with fans in.
@AFCWimbledon
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So
@efl
- will you back your ref for the SIX first half yellows - all of which were comically beyond contestation (rugby tackles!) and sanction this dissent or do you only fine clubs for hand waving and badge touching?
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Plymouth, Carlisle and several other clubs ask what the problem is.
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There are many weird things about this. I mean this country has totally lost its fucking mind.
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What the actual fuck now? This is desperate and hugely blasé stuff jeopardising all sorts just to save face. Pathetic and worrying.
Chief whip Gavin Williamson has been sent to Belfast by
@theresa_may
to negotiate formal coalition with DUP
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Complete and utter HUMILI8ION. You love to see it. You really do. Must be so confusing for Pete Winkleman to see league places decided by what happens on the pitch instead of demanding to be given it by a committee.
Complete and utter HUMILIATION 💥
Danilo Orsi has his hat-trick, as Crawley put an EIGHTH goal past MK Dons in their League Two play-off semi-final tie 😱
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Five million and still going... Mindblowing really. What a club.
The £5m threshold for Bond applications has been breached. But more loan signings still wanted. Keep going and help Bring The Dons Home. Every Bond helps. Thanks for your support
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Only our second top half finish since getting back in the league in 2011. Frustrating in parts to say the least, enjoyable in others but bring on next season… Up the Fucking Dons. 💛💙
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@legsidelizzy
@montie
@SebastianEPayne
We would happily have stomached a one off 500 million tab to give them all blue passports rather than it be a major aim of Brexit mind you!
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On the day the seats went into Plough Lane... can’t be a coincidence.
Breaking: Barcelona confirms that Lionel Messi has told the club he wants to leave.
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Can someone explain how we start negotiating Brexit two days before we even know if we have a govt that can pass Speech?
#strongandstable
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Quite apart from how horrible the content is, it’s absolutely mind blowing to me that you would conceive, write, put your name on and then send this letter to a national newspaper voluntarily for everyone to see.
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No. We think you shouldn’t exist and are annoyed that you do. That your foundation was based on lies belied by every ridiculous game you play in a largely empty stadium for a loss making football club propping up a property deal.
Also, weird behaviour coming from those lot who finished mid table, there's me thinking they weren't obsessed and we didn't exist 🤣🤣🤣
Expecting another 10 posts tomorrow from that wank stain teacher who probably looks like general g
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This is beyond fucking parody. Let's be clear here - when Sutton celebrated like fuck including gesturing at our fans at full time on Boxing Day did I enjoy it? Not much, I was annoyed at losing. Did it EVER occur to me to moan about to the FA? Of course fucking not. Ridiculous.
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@legsidelizzy
@montie
@SebastianEPayne
Stuck in a weird country pub being ranted at by the bores / boors. Could we beat Spain in a fight though?
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What a monumentally dismal take.
🗣 "I'm not sure the majority of football fans really care who owns their club. If you were going to go in to the business dealings of a lot of the owners we might not have a league."
Jamie Redknapp on the new
#NUFC
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It's tempting and easy to get dragged into arguing with kids from Bucks who weren't even born and have entirely false narratives about what happened to our club. We should all try to ignore such nonsense - those who were there know - Jason Euell knows, Ian Hazel knows. We know.
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Heard the terribly sad news that Cal passed away. He will be sadly missed by many. RIP 💙💛
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Setting up the “studio”. Live in 27 hours. Challenging!
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Phew. Not the easiest of production environments. Beautiful view mind.
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I am now an old and cynical man. I’ve loved having
@AaronRamsdale98
play for us more than I’ve loved a player in years. The on pitch embodiment of the spirit that turned this around. Oh and a massive amount of talent.
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@simon_schama
@MarkInNorthWest
can someone explain the theory that accept the vote means no consequence for lying to get it?
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Another milestone ticked off. Lovely to see this place with people in it. Bring on next season.
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@kirstofcomms
Innit. I’m just incredulous. Even within its own logic - not just telling people to arrive later but actually kicking people out!
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If you step back it’s quite insane that
@SIgames
sponsored a club that was just an idea and had no players, ground or confirmed league place and now 21 years later has done all this with their brand always on our shirt. Real life Football Manager.
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I mean with all due respect to them, fuck Wrexham (and for that matter pretty much anyone else) - Southend are currently the biggest underdog / fairytale story in football. Thats an insane result again with how few players they had available (again).
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Sad news. Thanks for the memories Joe. 💛💙
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@Baddiel
It’s not the biggest issue but what kind of total arseholes makes someone petition them from the side / behind like that so the whole shot is framed as though he is barely engaged... (oh)
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@nedboulting
@garyyounge
I fear you are right. It’s either wilful ignorance (appalling) or mockery (even worse). There aren’t any other options. Cf (although not as outright offensive) Boris’ timtam flimflam.
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Hus Biler is rubbish and scouts have no need to come and watch him.
𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬
𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗼𝘀𝘀 - 𝗚𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴,
@Official_STFC
Congratulations to Swindon,
@BarrowAFC
,
@AFCWimbledon
,
@crewealexfc
,
@TranmereRovers
,
@StockportCounty
,
@ColU_Official
,
@officialcufc
,
@HarrogateTown
and
@TheGillsFC
!
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Superb season. Our second best ever loan keeper so only behind an England international. Let’s do it all again next season yeah? 💙💛
23-24 season done ✅Gutted with the way it ended and missing out on the play offs. Can’t thank everyone at Wimbledon enough, the lads, the fans and most importantly the staff members. They really make the club and have made my family feel so welcome from day 1. You DONS 💛💙
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@alikalhamadi
@EFL
Well speaking for what I saw happen at Wimbledon games - some stewards think it’s a Palestinian flag and say they are too political.
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My wife says it doesn’t matter if the kids aren’t actually managing to connect racquet on ball or play swingball properly “so long as they are running around and having fun”. This kind of attitude is why England underperform in world sport.
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@ILPadrino1994
@EmiratesFACup
@khfcofficial
No kiddie, no Chesterfield, no non-league team at all. Pathetic.
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When Chris knows exactly what he’s doing… (I assume any newcomers have no idea why we’ve just played this pre kickoff). I wannnnaaaaaa knooooowwwww….
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This is superb. More PL games next season please.
A MASSIVE 2⃣6⃣8⃣6⃣ IN ATTENDANCE!
Thank you for your support, Dons! 💛💙
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Bit worried my annoyance at that absurd red card / Ben suspension was stopping me enjoying a great away win enough. Then I saw this tweet which is basically a work of art. If you can’t enjoy a 5-1 away win after months of struggle maybe find a hobby that brings you more joy
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