Ian M
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Somersetphile who bumbled up to London in 1990. Refusing to become Cockney-qualified on residency grounds.
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Amazing/telling that those frothing at the mouth about David Lammy’s appearance on
#marr
had nothing to say about Gerard Batten’s stint on the sofa on the same programme.
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Somerset, Yorkshire and Lancashire fans gutted, Hampshire fans elated. Something you’ll never be able to say about anyone watching The Hundred.
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As Cook walks off after an innings of epic proportions, KP ignores it and sends a "me, me, me" tweet about not being able to watch the BBL on a plane. Speaks volumes...
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Off to London with thousands of others to show my support for what looked like a lost cause a few weeks ago. Come on Wimbledon.
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At the start of this season,
@AFCWimbledon
season ticket holders were told that if they failed to turn up for 80% of matches they could lose the opportunity to renew their season tickets. The club would have been better applying that rule to the players and their contracts.
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Lovely to see
@cal_parky
get the last
@gloscricket
wicket, dedicate it to his mum and get big hugs from his teammates. Huge respect to the lad for playing on in this game.
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Can’t believe the iconic Gents at
@HomeOfCricket
has been knocked down. Gutted. Should have been made a Listed building.
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To all those Surrey fans whining that Somerset should be deducted points, wait until we unleash that bloke with the bow and arrow to stop you winning at Chelmsford.
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A reminder again today of why medical staff should be rewarded more in society than those who do things like trading shares.
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Well played lads, especially Eddie Byrom, good counter-attack in tough conditions.
@SomersetCCC
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The first thing Sadiq Khan should do as Mayor is put a recycling levy on the Evening Standard.
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Peak county cricket stuff here. Bloke in front of us in tank top, socks and sandals reading a steam train magazine. It’s great to be back.
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Go on the non Test county.
Here's how the
@CountyChamp
table will look before the next round of fixtures 🤩
Division One:
🏏 Warwickshire 21 points
🏏 Somerset 18.5 points
🏏 Lancashire 16.5 points
🏏 Hampshire 8.5 points
🏏 Nottinghamshire 5 points
🏏 Yorkshire 4.5 points
#WeAreSomerset
@WPAinsurance
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Hartcliffe’s Ellis Genge coming on for England in Dublin. One for the “rugby players are all posh” brigade.
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So Karren Brady, milking the taxpayer for hundreds of millions for West Ham’s new stadium, voted for
#taxcreditcuts
. No hypocrisy there then
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The Sun dedicating its front page to undermining the Christmas Covid advice from the scientists. What a bunch of wankers.
#dontbuythesun
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.
@bbclaurak
@TheBMA
it would have been useful if you’d clarified the figures given to you by one side in the dispute before tweeting them?
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I did say earlier I wonder how long Johnson’s pledge to keep Telford A&E open will last. Less than an hour it turns out.
Matt Hancock has just confirmed to me that there are no new plans to save Telford’s full time A&E dept
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Scores two but still comes up to the fans at the end and apologises for missing a penalty. Got to love
@darealakinfenwa
#afcwimbledon
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@bbclaurak
@Channel4News
can you explain Laura why the BBC held this story back when it was on Channel 4 News a week ago?
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Frustrating result but the
@StockportCounty
fans we met were really decent and welcoming. A bit different from the reception the franchise customers got a couple of weeks ago, was apparently made very clear in a couple of places that they weren’t welcome.
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Absolute brute of a game of county cricket going on at Taunton. Two sides slugging it out, twists and turns every hour or so. The greatest form of the game.
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So that’ll be four England youth goalkeepers produced by
@AFCWimbledon
poached under EPPP rules before they’ve played a League game and receiving peanuts in compensation.
Manchester City have almost completed deal to sign U16 international GK Spike Brits from AFC Wimbledon — he passed medical tests at City 🔵✅
#MCFC
Contracts set to be signed also on clubs side, official soon. City sign top young goalkeeper winning lot of competition.
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Forget Botham, Richards and Garner, just caught up with this Somerset legend.
@SCCCBrianTheCat
#nails
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Amazing how all these people who have an issue with free school meals all seem to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the lifestyle habits of the parents.
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Fantastic celebration.
What a way to go to a hundred! What a celebration! What a legend! 😍😍😍
#SOMvDER
#WeAreSomerset
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Early(ish) into The Valley away end. Would normally have headed to the bar and again at ht but abstained to help support
@CharltonCARD
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RIP Keith, very sad news. My claim to fame is that he once whacked me with his walking stick when I sat on a bench outside the pavilion at Southgate. He said it was his seat.
MCC are saddened to announce that Member & well-recognised figure of Lord's, Keith van Anderson, has passed away.
Keith was in attendance at every Lord's Test since 1973 and he will be missed by everyone at the Club.
Our thoughts are with his family and friends.
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Pure gold on Channel 4 News as a white van drives past Douglas Ross's live interview in Edinbugh tooting and the driver/passenger shouting "YA FUCKING WANKER" at him out of the window,
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I feel sorry for people like Alfie Egan. Captain of the youth side who did so well, scored 3 goals in 2 games for the development and checkatrade sides recently yet still gets overlooked in favour of proven failures. I’d rather go down with kids who care rather than this lot.
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The sentencing on anyone even slightly involved with this and all the other attacks on British Asians elsewhere on the country needs to be monstrous.
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Won’t have a word said against this wonderful man. Took us from an absolute shambles in 2016 to four brilliant tournaments. Glad for him personally that he’s walked away but the legacy he leaves should stand us in great stead for years. Southgate you’re the one. 🏴
After 102 games and almost eight years in charge, Gareth Southgate has announced he is to leave his role as manager of the
#ThreeLions
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People who voted to keep a Conservative Council in Kensington and Chelsea after Grenfell. I have no words.
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I see the usual right wing snowflakes are bawling their eyes out about being asked to wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth to protect the health of other people. Spoilt entitled babies.
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Congratulations to all my Orient mates of so many years, enjoy your evening / weekend / summer on the pop. Lovely to see you continuing your resurgence after fighting back against that crook who almost killed you.
#upthewyverns
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For someone who’s spent most of the season disrespecting opposition sides by talking about playing Sunderland being their cup final, Jack Ross isn’t very good at his own cup finals.
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And so the assault on the public sector begins for Austerity v2.0. And, surprise surprise,
@the_tpa
, who’ve had absolutely nothing to say on blatant procurement corruption, are involved.
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Absolutely shitloads of West Ham on my train gong to the emirates for the fa youth cup final.
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Next time those toad faced windbag fanboys try to tell you these communities don’t integrate blah blah blah
Scenes at Edgbaston where India are playing Pakistan but people are watching the England game.
2 sets of rival supporters united by their love of England!
#PakvsInd
#ENGSUI
#comeonengland
#england
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By the way, that “red tape” that The Sun’s celebrating getting rid of is your terms & conditions at work, your safety at work, your food standards and your environmental standards. It isn’t all the extra forms businesses trading with Europe will have to complete.
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Day trip to Barrow. These new grounds won’t tick themselves you know.
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Euston. Train beers. Couple in Manchester then The Baum in Rochdale for lunch. Crap game of football. Back to the Piccadilly Tap. Train beers. Couple in the The Exmouth Arms at Euston. That should have been my day today.
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Presumably someone’s asked Cressida Dick why today’s march in central London isn’t presenting the Met with an “overriding need to protect people’s safety”?
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Piss poor captaincy again I'm afraid. Tried to get into a big willy competition with Bumrah when all that was needed was some decent line and length bowling. Brilliant opportunity for a win tossed away.
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Long drive Hackney to Bristol and back today. Reunited two 80-something sisters who haven’t seen each other for two years and delivered/picked up presents from relatives so worthwhile as well as knackering. Now looking forward to a relaxed unplanned London Christmas.
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I’ve decided that the only way of saving
#bbcqt
is to bring in VAR. A back room of experts fact checking everything that is said. Fiona Bruce can then step in - “right, we’re jumping back to Question 3, [insert name of panellist], you were talking absolute bollocks”.
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Possibly my favourite ever Somerset player.
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Been watching England for decades and never seen them pass a ball like they did at the end of extra time last night. Great stuff.
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Love that. Wigan put a towel on the touchline so their bloke could dry his hands for a long throw in. He did it once. Second time he went to use it and some bloke five rows back in our stand was waving it at him.
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Now that Arcuri has finally confirmed what everyone knew I hope that investigation into the £100k of public money he gave her while Mayor of London will be reopened. Taxpayers shouldn’t have been funding his sex life.
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The biggest surprise for me in last night’s press conference was that Warner can actually read.
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As expected, Bolton splashing the cash and picking up loads of Championship players. Absolute joke.
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For all those idiots who bang on about immigrant communities not integrating into British life, the Indian fans are currently chanting “ who are ya?” at a group of England fans.
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Must remember to launch my own lawsuit against Andrew Windsor tomorrow if he’s handing out millions to people he’s never met before.
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Love an English summer, don’t know why people are so keen to go abroad.
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You know when you watch football that there’s highs and lows. It’s part of the attraction. Today was a sickener, but then i went to a pub and met my best mate from primary school who lost his sister a few months ago and you realise that, you know, some things are more important.
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Williamson’s position is untenable. Then again, so were the positions of Hancock, Cummings and Jenrick. The fish rots from the head.
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@the_topspin
just a thought, but perhaps the media should be providing some challenge to Harrison et al on The Hundred and its impact on English cricket rather than gushing over it?
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Football photo of the season.
@LutonTown
@premierleague
Tom’s Dad here. Tom is ok. Very happy but so sad he can’t be there with his team mates. Here is the moment…….
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Hands up if you’re an English left arm spinner who took three times the number of wickets taken by the new English left arm spin debutante.
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When I was 5 years old, I got flattened by a car when I was on my bike. In hospital for 9 weeks and have still got the scars. If that car had been doing 30 I wouldn’t be here today. So, erm, fuck you Sunak and your pathetic attempts to stay in power. Wanker.
We are a nation of drivers.
Most of us use a car every day and, for many, life would be difficult without their car.
But too often, drivers feel under attack.
That changes today with a long-term plan to improve drivers' experience on the road.
Here’s how 👇🧵
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As if the football isn’t bad enough
@AFCWimbledon
@TheDonsTrust
@dannymacca81
, can you explain why everyone is being frisked before home games? Completely out of order and not going to convince new supporters to come again.
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This is what a second job for an MP looks like, others please take note.
Proud to be on the Christmas Eve shift with the incredible team
@StGeorgesTrust
. Please remember, the NHS is here for you whenever you need us. Stay safe this festive period and have a very Merry Christmas!
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Tough but life affirming afternoon celebrating the life of
@clarkyfanzine
. Lovely to see so many old acquaintances.
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Flying 200 miles, what a message to send when the climate emergency is top of the agenda.
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The programme that gave the world Katie Hopkins. A positive conveyor belt of arseholes.
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Lost a lot of respect for
@JLcustserv
with that response.
@StopFundingHate
We fully appreciate the strength of feeling on this issue but never make an editorial judgement on a particular newspaper
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Speak to my Mum on her 80th birthday, she says her and my dad are having a lovely day and they’ve polished off a bottle of Moët over breakfast/brunch. My dad then comes on the phone and announces he’s got his Covid vaccination this afternoon. 🤷♂️
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So angry about this. The perpetrators of both incidents need to be identified, named and shamed across all club and local media outlets and never see another Wimbledon game.
The Dons Trust has shared a statement from Dons Trust Board member Niall Couper.
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Is midday too early to go to a pub ahead of a 7.45pm kick off? Asking for a friend.
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Given the cock ups in each of the rounds so far, it might be worth checking that
@efl
have actually booked Wembley for the Carabao Cup Final
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A mate has just told me his partner’s gone on a sewing weekend. He looked at me strangely when I asked if there was a Singer on in the evening.
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"can't keep a great player down for long". Especially if you don't give him out when he's pinned lbw by a toe crusher of a yorker.
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To those peddling that crap about people who claim free school meals all spending their money on Sky, fags and booze. Can I suggest you spend your time on your computer doing some actual research rather than retweeting shit? Alternatively, come and spend a day with me in my job.
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Bravo to this bloke outside Downing Street, chasing the Environment Minister down the street while she’s being chased by a
#Newsnight
journo.
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Just fuck off
@ECB_cricket
.
#gravesout
ECB confirm Royal London Cup to be downgraded to ‘development competition’ for youth players after launch of the Hundred
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Massively pleased for
@asfcofficial
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@AFCWimbledon
won up there in the play offs a couple of seasons ago. A great club.
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Always think the Wimbledon tennis colours would make a fine away shirt. Would be a good global marketing opportunity as well.
Today’s Ball Sponsor is
@Wimbledon
👏“When two sporting foundations come together, incredible things can happen. The Wimbledon Foundation and
@AFCW_Foundation
are partnering over the next three years to enable over 1,200 girls and young women to take part in sport.”
#AFCW
🟡🔵
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The lockdown walks we've been doing over the last few months have unearthed a whole host of proper old skool Hackney boozers that I've never been to. Decided yesterday that come the great re-opening of pubs I'm going to spend a whole Saturday visiting as many of them as I can.
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