Olly Searle
@olly_searle
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Jesus if that clap doesn’t make you feel immensely proud to be British then I’m not sure what else would ❤️🇬🇧.
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Pompey fans are on another level, you can argue it all you want but it’ll stink of jealousy.
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Wonder if any Pompey fans mention how good a pass that is from Marlon Pack 👏🏼👏🏼.
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Imagine being Marlon Pack right now, literally living everyone’s childhood dream. Fair fucking play to him 👏🏼💙.
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Give up mate embarrassing.
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Pompey fans coming for one of their own, playing out of position, literally sums them up. Embarrassing!!.
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I tell you one thing for sure, you quite literally have no idea what people are fighting behind close doors or in their own head, just be nice. The world will be a better place I’m sure of it 📢💬.
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Tell you one thing I’ve learnt about @charliesearle doing Herbalife, is that some people HATE seeing people doing well, and make sly digs for ‘likes’. I love seeing people do well, if only everyone thought like that 😆🤣.
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‘Don’t drink and drive’
PIC 📸 | Goalkeeper Luke McCormick dishing out some advice to Academy Scholar @AnthonyCheshir2 during Saturday's pre-season friendly with @WBA . #STFC
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Is there any reason why @Pompey haven’t given @ashmore77 a chance yet? Local, decent, gives a fuck. No brainer 🤷🏽♂️.
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Never thought I would ever see England in a major final, let alone get a ticket for it!! Sunday funday at Wembley? Go on then!!! 🏴🏴🏴🍺🍺🍺.
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When you stop watching birds you don’t even know on YouTube chatting shit all day about how good their life is 😴😴.
When’s my boyfriend going to stop watching videos on his phone of the crowd at yesterday’s game😴😴.
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I’ve just had a crazy encounter with someone called Helen. Hazelton Way. If you know you know. RT for awareness 😫.
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What a night. PK deserves this 🧡🏆 That was for the haters. You know who you are 😘
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Cory? Shhhhlong? Piece? Tri Pod? Any better vocab police? 👮♀️.
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That Scouse bird just said ‘I love talking’, well I wish you fucking didn’t cause you’re accents pissing me off already 😤.
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Feel like I have just taken a huge step in adult life. I’ve just got a Tesco club card, I had no choice since they keep charging £2 for a large packet of kettle chips/sensations. £1 from now on, superb 👏🏼.
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The only positive I can take from another lockdown, is we have a vaccine. Let’s roll that bastard out as quickly and safely as possible and get back a little bit of normality. Positivity is the only way people will get through this.
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You really don’t know know what people are going through. Check in on your pals, it might just save their life 😔.
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There a no words. RIP Mase 💔.
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Danny Cowley appreciation tweet. A breath of fresh air after Kenneth. He gets ‘Pompey’ 👏🏼💙.
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Speak up fuckers we’re all in this together. It’s been a bit of bumpy road for me personally over the last few months, a little bit of talking didn’t hurt anybody #MentalHealthAwarenessDay 🗣️.
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RIP Gillette Soccer Special. The most politically correct load of bollocks I’ve ever seen. People should be employed based on their ability on the job, not because of their gender or skin colour. The world continues to bow down to the crazy, noisy minority. IN MY OPINION 😉.
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There is nothing worse than pushy parents when it comes to kids football, ‘he’s got trials here there and everywhere, he’s only 7’. Just let the kid enjoy the game without any added pressure 😩.
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Yesterday was one of those moments where in 40 years time we’ll be telling people ‘I was there when England beat Germany and it was fucking rocking’ 🏴🏴🏴.
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Can’t wait to see the ‘mental health awareness brigade’ all slagging off the local Demi Jones on here later. Just remember what you preach before pressing ‘tweet’, and remember the impact it could have on someone’s mental health.
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Best thing about this storm is they aren’t talking about covid on the news, at last! 👏🏼👏🏼.
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You are EVERYTHING that is wrong with our generation. @ me all you like, it’s true and you know it. I, along with millions of others will continue to wear the poppy with pride, remembering the millions that gave their tomorrow for our today. 🇬🇧 ❤️.
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Tell you one thing for sure, Pompey are THE fucking best when it comes to remembering one of their own. Whether it be raising money for charity, turning out in their hundreds in the pissing rain, or just messaging for moral support. Proud to be Pompey 👌🏼💙.
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Not having people blaming Pitman, if he took the shot on and missed he’d have got crucified for not squaring it, if anything you should blame Otabor for not staying onside, wasn’t as if he was being marked, was on acres of space!! Lazy!.
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‘Mental’ health is actually pretty fucking mental isn’t it, the silent killer. Speak out 🗣.
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Nothing but impressed with the amount of blokes down town starting their Christmas shopping today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.
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To be fair if I were a scummer I wouldn’t fancy rocking up at Fratton station either. Imagine getting to the ground unscathed, then realise you’ve got to do it all again in the dark an hour and a half later 😂 no thanks 😂😂.
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25 years old and I’ve just brought an England shirt it’s fucking coming home I tell ya 🦁🦁🦁🏴🏴🏴🍺🍺🍺.
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Worst atmosphere I’ve ever seen at a final, and as for the camera angle, they could have let the bloke in the fucking ground!! Looks like he’s filming it from space 😩😩.
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If you’ve got a cock, you’re a man, if you haven’t, you’re a women. Not 🚀 you fucking Hampton 😩😩.
Musician Sam Smith came out as non-binary in a candid interview, explaining, “Maybe I'm not a man, maybe I'm not a woman, maybe I'm just me."
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Pompey fans need to drop the anti JWP for a few hours and accept that he is the best dead ball specialist since Beckham and should be in the squad 💯 🔥.
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The 12th man, no other club like it 😍.
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@SHOWAMBITIONPFC @Pompey @HantsPolice Totally unacceptable that you would protest this Saturday when Pompey pay tribute to two fans who are no longer with us. Puts things into perspective, surely your protest can wait a couple of weeks 🤷🏽♂️.
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Scummers you really are the gift that keeps giving, thank you from the whole of PO 🤝💙.
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Police outside gunwharf random checks for drink driving just a heads up if you’re 5 beers deep on ya Christmas work do 👮♀️ 🚨 🍺.
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Stick your free tuition and free school meals up your arse, safety is paramount 🇬🇧🔵.
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Rather see that than non league clubs sucking each other off on social media at 5pm every Saturday 🤢.
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Cancer causes so much devastation and heartache, why can't it inflict itself on terrorists instead of the innocent 😔.
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Fuck me see better defending down goals. They’re on the wind up surely 😂😂.
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Check in on your mates, we all say it, but how many of us actually do? Not enough is the answer.
Abingdon United are devastated to learn of the sudden passing of our 1st team Player & dear friend Jack Badger . Our thoughts at this hardest of times are with all of Jack’s loved ones, his family, his friends & his team mates .(1/2)
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Praying The Queen is ok, got a really bad gut feeling that this is more serious than a ‘sprained back’. I hope I’m wrong 😔💔🇬🇧.
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Gillette soccer special just isn’t the same without the original ‘Jeff and the boys’. Lee Hendrie and Sue Smith look like fucking identical twins and both chat absolute blue waffle 💤.
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The left blaming the government for the recession. Bet they didn’t complain with the furlough money they undoubtedly received with open arms. Strange old bunch 🤯.
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Rumour has it, Labour have taken a huge lead, although that's expected to change when the Tory voters get in from WORK 🔵🔵🔵.
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Nothing but impress me Pompey see you on the common you beauties 💙💙🔵🔵
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Another day out in London with 40’000 fellow weirdos, can’t beat it 😍🍺.
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Spurway’s at the wheel 🤪🍊.
Back for 2024-25 and aiming to smash through the 200 appearances mark for the Royals. Olly Searle returns to The OnSite Group Stadium for the campaign ahead. Popular defender - and Hants Cup hero - has made 195 appearances for AFC Portchester and scored six goals to date. 1/2
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I’m sure most will remember 2021 for Covid etc, but that was arguably the best summer I’ve ever had. England beating ze Germans and then to get to the final on home soil is something I will never forget. And to do it all with my best mates just made it even sweeter 🏴❤️🍺
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Starting to get the buzz now, it’s fucking coming home and I won’t have anyone tell me otherwise 🦁🦁🦁🏴🏴🏴🏴🍺🍺🍺🍺.
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Have some of that you jealous fucks 💰💰💰💰💰💰.
NEW SIGNING NUMBER FIVE. We are delighted to welcome Brett Pitman to AFC Portchester. He joins us from League 1 side Bristol Rovers following his release by the west country club.
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Just turfed the front room, the old man is fuming. This working from home isn’t for me 😩.
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Boris to resign then. But what happens next? A labour government? Throw money at absolutely everything and we’ll be in a worse position in five years time 🤦🏽♂️ Handouts left right and centre no motivation for anybody to work, and people think it’s bad now 🤣🤣.
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Off to Turkey today for two weeks, golf clubs are packed, but that’s it, let the stress begin 🤣🤣.
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Money makes you happy and if you say it doesn't you're a liar.
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I really think we need to have a bit more realism with this new variant. If it’s as ‘mild’ as they are saying, and the figures of people critically ill/dead are as low as they are, then are all these restrictions really necessary? It’s a cold ffs 🤦🏽♂️🤣.
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Stormzy has got to be the worst headline act Glastonbury has ever seen 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️.
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Some people won’t like hearing this but what a waste of time that social media boycott was. It’s a bit like the idiots that believed covid would just disappear after we went into lockdown. Account verification is the ONLY way to hold people accountable for online abuse.
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This is the harsh reality lads, don’t be afraid to speak up if you need it. 🗣️❤️.
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3 black people presenting comic relief, wonder if David Lammy labels them as ‘racist’ too, fucking tosser ✊🏼💦.
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Does your carer know you’re gonna be out after dark ‘Daniel the viking’ ??.
@olly_searle Bring it on you 🤡 #chatshitgetbang.
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Fair play just shot 90 round the Montgomerie in Turkey, on the plus side didn’t snap any clubs, I’m not at work and this is our view with all inclusive beer and food 😮💨
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Re fucking tweet 😞❤️.
It’s good to talk gentlemen 💔.
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Days like today make me proud as fuck to be British, love the royal family 😍❤️🇬🇧☀️🍻.
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I think we took it for granted how good liquid Fridays were, £2 a drink!? Unreal!!🙈😂.
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Ricky Gervais’ opening 8 minutes last night was pure class. People get so caught up with political correctness and forget that you can literally joke about whatever you like, life really is too short to be offended by a joke said in gest, very refreshing to see 👏🏼.
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If ever there was a tweet to sum a bloke up. What an absolute scum bag this man is. Tomorrow is CERTAINLY not the day to protest. It’s a day to remember those that sacrificed everything, so that we can live the life we live today. No respect, not surprised in the slightest!!.
Tomorrow's protest against Donald Trump's state visit is an opportunity to stand in solidarity with those he's attacked in America, around the world and in our own country - including, just this morning, @SadiqKhan.
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Saturday morning from hell, some cunts shaved half my hair off and then didn't pull the lid down on my first sunbed, staying in for a month.
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Sadly, I don’t think we are very far away from announcement from The Royal Family with sad news about Prince Phillip. One hell of an innings, would just love to see him reach the Big 100 and receive a letter from his better half 😔💙.
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Paul Merson is right up there with one of my favourite Pompey players to have played in my lifetime. Seeing him on Harry’s Heroes and hearing his story and what he’s overcome just reinstates why I think that 🙌🏽.
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Lots to like about this clip, Pack is proper Pompey, doesn’t give a fuck, and super Matty Taylor is a Pompey legend.
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Absolutely no need whatsoever for anyone to be eating a bag of cheese and onion crisps at 8am, especially sat on a fucking plane, unnecessary noise just piss off and open a can of beer.
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I’m sorry but this Whyte mush is having a laugh isn’t he? He must be on £2 a week.
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Those were the days. Jackett is sucking every ounce of love I have for the club and the worst thing about it all is that the owners couldn’t give a fucking toss. I can’t be the only one feeling like this 💔🤦🏽♂️.
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That smile. May you rest in eternal peace, Your Majesty. Thank you for your service 🇬🇧❤️💔
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Portchy win ✅ .Pompey win ✅ .Scum lose ✅ . Happy Saturday 🍊🔵⚽️.
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Olly Searle remains a Royal for 2019-20 - defender has signed for the forthcoming campaign at AFC Portchester
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🍊🧡.
We’ve been posting Portchy career stats recently but here’s the man at the top of the tree. Olly Searle is one of the club’s all time highest appearance makers and has the most in current squad. 157 appearances for Portchester - 145 starts, 12 off the bench and 6 goals scored.
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Two things guaranteed on a Saturday, @TheCasualSniper at football, and eating a burger 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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May only be ‘the Hampshire cup’ to some, but this will live long in my memory I can tell you that. What a night 🧡⚽️.
MIRACLE IN ALDERSHOT - THE MOVIE. Incredible footage and images from a night we'll never forget. Our thanks go to Solent University Journalism and Hampshire FA for allowing us to use their excellent footage of the match. Click the link for full video:.
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A tough watch, holding back the tears. What a man, hero, legend. 🇬🇧❤️.
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Everyone’s a genius when it comes to Pompey aren’t they, some of the stuff people come out with baffles me 🤯🤣.
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