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Charlie Shain

@charlie_shain

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Mets till I die. Pop culture genius. I can name all of the presidents, in order.

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Charlie Shain
4 years
@maxdubler @Mess_OfMe Is he suggesting that protestors traveled back in time? What does that even mean?
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@RadioFreeTom I can’t count the number of times that Trumpers have insisted to me that NYC was being overrun by BLM/Antifa. I’d show them photos I took of people eating brunch, and they’d just accuse me of being willfully blind.
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@egoofsigma @CensoredMen Tell me you’re a guy who can’t get laid without telling me you’re a guy who can’t get laid.
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@charlie_shain
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@MollyJongFast Tesla doors don’t have handles, they have buttons. I’ll bet the water shorted out the circuit.
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@KayFellowz I’ve managed a pediatric practice for 15 years. I have some idea of the risks and rewards of vaccination. Being a parent does not confer some sort of otherworldly wisdom on a person.
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@charlie_shain
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4 years
@SpaceForceDoD You fucking chose the name of the fascist militia from The Handmaid’s Tale.
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@charlie_shain
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@jzux A friend in college once said “barbecue fence” when he meant “barb wire fence” and he was forever known as Barbecue Dave.
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@charlie_shain
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6 years
@DanCrenshawTX Or you know, McConnell sends the 100-0 bill that’s already been voted on to Trump’s desk.
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@1776Railfan @TommyJayNine The guy who capitalizes “White” and declares himself an “immigration restrictionist” doesn’t consider race when voting? Anyone who buys that might also be interested in a bridge I have for sale.
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@LVpolitic @egoofsigma @CensoredMen I mean, it didn’t even send me a notification. You can’t even pay to get noticed.
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@charlie_shain
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6 years
@TomiLahren Actually, bird brain, an impeachable offense is anything the House says it is. And it for sure includes things like obstruction of justice, perjury, tax fraud, bribery, and violation of the Emoluments Clause.
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4 years
@thejtlewis @realDonaldTrump Even if you were right, it’s a private company with no legal obligation to give anyone a platform. Go to Parler if you don’t like it. That’s what a true conservative would do. Use your power to move the market.
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@charlie_shain
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@GaleScheelar @tedcruz He does understand that, he just won’t admit it. He knows which side his bread is buttered on.
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3 years
I’ve been trying to get my head around this for a while.
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@charlie_shain
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5 years
@ananavarro Archie Bunker was ignorant and bigoted, but he had good qualities as well. Archie Bunker loved his family. Archie Bunker served when called. Archie Bunker was faithful to his wife. Archie Bunker would be a huge step up from the thing currently occupying the White House.
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@MollyJongFast @WhiteHouse I think he sells the ones he’s wearing too.
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@charlie_shain
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@LittleMammith It’s never them in the firing line.
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@ryanjreilly @chrislhayes Catturd must feel really left out.
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@charlie_shain
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6 years
@RadioFreeTom @MaxBoot I only ask that it be acknowledged that there are those of us on the left who find the vitriol directed at @MaxBoot to be foolhardy.
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@Doug625 @Mike_Capps @Xxgr8SPIKExX @YS @LAwoman68 @letmebefell We have no Secretary of the Navy. No ambassadors to the UK or Japan. And don't blame Dem obstruction, because no names have been submitted.
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4 years
@ThisIsTexasFF The fat guy in flip flops is especially intimidating.
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@KevinMKruse A good Sunday roast is a thing of beauty. And they know breakfast.
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@chadhayesmd @traemurray Or get any of his classmates sick.
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6 years
Saw this on the Upper East Side.
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5 months
@MattOben @whstancil @HeerJeet Cutting off your nose to spite your face is certainly one way of going about life.
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1 year
@RadioFreeTom Is there a world where he’d be making this warning if Hillary Clinton were about to be indicted?
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7 years
@Doug625 @Mike_Capps @Xxgr8SPIKExX @YS @LAwoman68 @letmebefell Aren't you concerned at his obvious managerial incompetence? I mean, he hasn't nominated a single US Attorney yet.
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3 years
@RadioFreeTom My understanding of WWII era submarines was that they really only submerged for attack runs. Since this was before the war, and a sun traveling on the surface is much faster than a submerged one, I’m going with the sub never went under.
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@RadioFreeTom @dcherring @SarahLongwell25 @baseballcrank I think this goes beyond that. It’s evidence, to me at least, of a truly disordered soul.
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6 years
@JesseKellyDC So they all got suckered into defending the immoral business interests of a select few. Great cause.
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@KevinMKruse Hell, I remember reading about one of those cases in High School. Don’t ask me the name of the case, but as I recall it involved Jehovah’s Witnesses considering the flag a graven image.
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@realDonaldTrump A single piece of paper and The NY Times. Impressive.
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@CPAC I hope every food server there exercises their freedom as Americans to not wash their hands after using the toilet. You do agree that nobody should be forced to follow basic health and safety protocols, right?
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@michaeljknowles Even Fox was disgusted. Think about that.
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@libmin @joshtpm I see what you did there. 😜
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@FreakPresident @MollyJongFast @POTUS @WhiteHouse @IvankaTrumpHQ Has she made some sort of announcement that I'm not aware of that she'll be making all her stuff in the USA from now on?
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@Doug625 @Mike_Capps @Xxgr8SPIKExX @YS @LAwoman68 @letmebefell the Secret Service pays for lodging, food, even golf carts. All that cash goes to him. The State Dept advertised Mar a Lago on its website
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5 years
@Mets You’re seriously cheering a fan interference?
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@LindseyGrahamSC If only there had been some sort of agreement in place to prevent that very thing.
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@MichaelEHuck @JimSwiftDC It’s exactly what @RadioFreeTom keeps saying. People are bored and selfish, and need to imagine themselves as the hero of a story. One really couldn’t pick a better example than this.
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1 year
@SteveGelbs The umps are getting more and more volatile, and less and less accurate.
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@MuskTillDawn @Keanekatkeane @_154831 They are a wonderful organization. I have their number in my phone. They’ll send an ambulance faster than 911, and they’ll help anybody.
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@MollyJongFast @MoiraDonegan They’re also nice to have on cold days.
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1 year
@josesitothe6th @TheRickWilson @elon OMG, are you trying to make the “Nazis were actually left wing because of the word socialist in the title” argument? Please, please tell me you are. I haven’t mocked a simpleton all day, and I’m feeling salty.
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@tyler_t_moran This is reminiscent of the shameful treatment of Jewish refugees during WWII. There was a requirement that they have a good conduct certificate from their local police. This of course meant the Gestapo.
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@Dupe1970 @iWideOpen @MollyJongFast I’m gonna guess he hasn’t read anything, period.
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3 years
@Popehat I love those calls. I like to screw with them. They called at work once and I told them my name was Vito Corleone. I still get calls at work asking for him.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Daddy still doesn’t love you.
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@TheRickWilson @lpandell What most shocks me about this story is that Jacob actually had sex with a real girl.
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@Romli490 @Real78521907 @ananavarro It’s a bot, or at best a paid troll. Block and forget.
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@MollyJongFast Ryan Gosling deserves an Oscar for his work. I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a performance more.
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@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y @RobertMosesIII @TheRickWilson @RadioFreeTom @DNC Dude, he was quoting Full Metal Jacket. An alpha would have recognized that.
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@whit1736 @cmclymer She really didn’t “have to”.
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@DineshDSouza Here’s a picture of a raccoon that I took in Central Park yesterday. This raccoon was not eating garbage when I took the photo. Therefore, no raccoon in history has ever eaten garbage. I’m now as smart as you.
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@CawthornforNC A fiction novel, huh? You go to the university of college to learn that bit of wisdom?
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5 years
@IvankaTrump The stormtroopers were the bad guys.
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2 years
@TheRickWilson Thank you for using shitbird. It’s one of my favorite insults, and I feel that it is criminally underused in the public square.
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@kyyle23 @TheRickWilson Q: What is a thousand feet long and has 34 teeth? A: The front row at a Trump rally.
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@FinGovernment @HNTurtledove This American is very proud to be allied to your nation.
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@siano2020 Hillary destroyed him in three debates. Didn’t matter. That’s not how we win this fight.
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@RadioFreeTom @tedcruz Funny how he never had any issues with Trump’s cozying up to Putin.
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6 years
@LauraLoomer @FBI I also heard that the flowers were arranged by a company calling itself Flowers By Irene. And it was catered by Food By Iris. You should look into that.
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3 years
@50megatonFbomb @JayCaruso “Wives get beaten up because they just won’t listen”
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@NoahCRothman Hey, remember when you couldn’t figure out why vaccine refusal could be a problem?
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@rkylesmith Your piece on Melania’s phony degree was quite moving.
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@nytpolitics And here I thought complying with a subpoena was the law.
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@joejackson1968 @toddstarnes You definitely seem legit.
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@karencollinsnyc @chrislhayes Not only that, but the incredible good will it would generate is worth it all by itself. This could be another Marshall Plan.
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@LucasKunceMO I’m pretty sure Matt Schlapp has some insights into what motivates Josh.
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@EarthMonkey893 @KR_KnowUrRights @Rpdnj @NewJerseyOAG @GovMurphy @LATINOACTION @RW4BL_ @jnena08 Dude, you aren’t even using your own photo or name on Twitter, yet you demand that other, unarmed people take on two gun toting psychopaths who have the full force of the state behind them? Get bent.
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@ellewoodsgolfs I work in a pediatrics office, I’m around children all day. I’ve yet to see as disgusting a mask as that.
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4 years
@Pale_0ntologist I wish people wouldn’t jump to conclusions. Maybe that guy is an Ayn Rand acolyte, and is a piece of shit. Or maybe he’s simply reading her because he wants to see what all the fuss is about. I’ve read The Fountainhead for exactly that reason. This picture tells us very little.
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@kennethgray @joshtpm Why would his fire gear be considered evidence?
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@RichLowry Hardy har har, Chelsea Clinton is the new White House dog. What a laugh riot.
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@HankAzaria Springsteen, Meadowlands, 87. I was 9. Thanks mom and dad!
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4 years
@ReaganBattalion My day today was horrific. I went to brunch, and didn’t realize they had Buffalo wings on the menu until after I had already eaten. I’ve been thinking about it all day.
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@lavern_spicer @ThomasGrissom Yeah, various. Because, like, he might be in different places on different days? Such a complicated concept, I know.
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@BlaineBershad The guy who decorated his office like Downton Abbey? Color me shocked.
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@CandiceMTurner @Stonekettle You’re not a hypocrite for pointing out that they haven’t lived up to the standards they set for others.
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@RedeemedRinger @Culture_Crit Actually, Einstein, this thing called World War II happened. These people called “Germans” bombed the shit out of London. It was a big story at the time.
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@SexCounseling @blakehalltexas @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends You can have voter ID, if you agree to making all forms of ID free, and a place to get the ID in every single county in the United States.
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Whoever made this, you're killing me.
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@worn_mafia @Flap172N @spikespeigel @AoDespair Haha, like he got Mexico to pay for the wall?
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@niftymitch @RadioFreeTom @TwiHusband You’re never sworn to follow the President, only the Constitution.
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@ChicagoMSTie @baseballcrank It’s more like “haha, your dog AND your son died”. It’s evidence of a diseased soul.
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@HeartlessBojac @RNCResearch You’ve never laughed from happiness or excitement or nervousness or for a dozen other reasons? Sounds like a pretty empty and sad life.
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@kayleighmcenany Who should we deal with? How about the Angolans? Maybe the Malaysians? Mexico? Think real hard, Harvard, about why we might have to deal with the Taliban, despite not liking or trusting them.
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@AwlHatnOcattle @SexCounseling @realDonaldTrump @POTUS No, genius. What he should have been doing was STOCKPILING SUPPLIES, SHARING INTELLIGENCE WITH THE STATES, AND ARRANGING FOR EXTRA HOSPITAL BEDS.
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@Jeswil12 @johncardillo @TheRickWilson Wow, zero followers. And if you’d never heard of him until today, how would you know he’s “going down”?
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@mikebarnicle Hold on. Republicans have routinely mocked the service of wounded and even killed service members. Max Cleland, John Kerry, Humayun Khan, John McCain. That’s just off the top of my head. What Davidson said was wrong, but the idea that Democrats routinely do this is a lie.
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@Robityson1 @Gplavallee72 It’s always from the accounts with no photo.
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@AndyRichter And what is horrifying and ridiculous is that the guy who fired first won’t be charged, because the other guy threw a plastic water bottle at him. Stand Your Ground is a license to murder.
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@dcherring Damn. I’m a Moderna man myself, I haven’t heard much one way or the other if it’s effective against Delta.
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@SamGrady4House @AoDespair Those are certainly words.
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@MollyJongFast I can smell the bacteria in his gum pockets from here.
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@Joshstrangehill “300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene” is one of my favorite lines from the show.
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@StoverLoves @HNTurtledove Remind me who called for the literal suspension of the Constitution?
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