Chimdi’s Dad - variotechng
@chaigzy
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Nigeria
Joined July 2010
Below are list of jobs done by yours faithfully 👇👇👇
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Someone referred me for a job and said the client is difficult o 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Went for the meeting today and immediately I entered her office she said. Young man you look so much like my son, come here 🥰🥰🥰 bi mo se gba hug ni ye n o. Next she called her son on video and ….
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Jubilations as “the peoples choice” wins the presidential elections 2023
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Daddy I want to follow you to work…. Na the work be this o
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…. True true, we look alike. Told her I go question my papa and everyone laughed. Needless to say the meeting became mama and pikin discussion 🥰🥰🥰. GOD FAVOURS ME.
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If I flash you once it means I am coming.Twice means are you ok?.
BREAKING: Phone call will cost N18.33 per minute, SMS for N6.67, and a 1GB data bundle, N479.17 as Tinubu led government approves new tariffs for Telcos
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Met a guy at my fav spot last week. He was seated alone, not drinking, lost in thoughts and shaking his head at intervals. I asked d bar man to give him one bor. he turned, looked at me and nodded, in appreciation. After a while, i approached his table, tapped him and said…… 1.
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So here it is!!! 👇👇. Mid 2022 discovered my kids lost interest in going to school. You will wake them up and they drag their feet to get prepared for school. We talked about it and they raised some concerns which I took up with the school. ……/1.
Later today I will drop tips on choosing the right school for your kids and mistakes we make as parents in educating our wards. See ehn, wetin dem call parenting nor be jokes o. That child of yours who lost interest in his school is doing so cos SOMETHING IS WRONG.
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For anywhere i choose. I happy no be small. Why i raise this matter, naija hard and everyone get wetin dey face am. Do your best to be the reason the next man get the mind to forge ahead…. May God help us all.
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Someone go lodge for hotel for ife to do his MBA exam and dem use am for ritual. This life ehn?.
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If not for where ekeoma will rest his head, what is 6 packs that I cannot get under 2 weeks?
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Someone called me in to see what I can do with this kitchen. See old vs Proposed design. Baba dey argue that the proposed design can't be his space 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Brethren, on this N50,000 salary marriage issue, this is my take. Nigerians on Social Media are the chief Hypocrites, second only to Politicians. Let's pretend that you do not know married men who earn below N30k (that cleaner in your office, the driver, the cleaner etc).
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So long na Kitchen, bro no worry yourself. I sabi the work even for dream
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This to That. Thanks for having me Ikenne. Back to Base
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@Wizarab10 Guy if you are reading this know that you are the remaining VERY FEW people on earth with a working head. The brotherhood is proud of you. About your sister loosing everything, she should focus on her cheating career, maybe she will benefit more from it.
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@kingchizom @Kharacterr Price of SMA Gold, Friso gold and Nutribom pls as a matter of urgency.
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@DavidHundeyin @kikimordi Hollup so you mean person wen collect award for “sex for grades” Dey run “sex for roles”?. Aiye le, ibosi oooo.
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Both of us burst laugh and i almost choke…. Well, i shared some tips with him, skills i learned from years back - engaging my mind during down times. We talked and he left. He just called me that one of tips don make am hamma and he wan host me …. 5.
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Lost a friend many years back, to kidney failure. He doesn’t drink alcohol, na DCLM he dey attend. How did it happen?. He works in a paint factory, a Chinese company and dem no get safety gears. Since then, anytime I hear people attribute kidney failure to alcohol, I smile.
You see how people are soliciting for funds cause of kidney failure. Yet, you’re still drinking alcohol like water.🙂🤝.
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Nwa guy legit hugged me, held me tight and said “nwanne thank you, you dont know what you just did for me”. Well, he asked if he could join my table, where we dey throw banter and livened up, we exchanged numbers and left . Ehen, he paid for one round of peppersoup ….3.
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If i tell you the Story behind this kitchen ehn?🤣🤣🤣. Client called asking if i am sure i can deliver what she saw as pix. I proudly said Yes Ma. She said to me "this money i want to spend was for my summer hols abroad but coro messed me up". Pls dont do same.
Came up with this and she became an ambulance 🤣🤣🤣. Now, they are confused, which design to implement
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Frame 1 ndi ana agbara mbo. Frame 2 onye na agba mbo 😩😩
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“Nwanne Kwechiri na onye di ndu gbaa first”…:. I went back to my table and continued watching City ebe ha na agwo anyi ka abacha. Few moments after city scored the second goal, the guy approached me, i felt he wan shake hands and i stood up…. 2.
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Few days later he called me and we sat down over bottles, he opened up about how business slow and he is frustrated, him wife dey give am headaches and everything dey go south. I allow am talk finish and asked him “Nwanne as biz slow wetin u wan do”?. The mumu say na Kwechiri….4.
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Perchance ur salary is N50k and you keep seeing these unrealistic standards set on here, keep pushing, keep improving yourself, have a side hustle/business and develop it. Most of the peeps setting these standards will finish typing and still drop account no under RT for N1k post.
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7. Lastly, as a father, dey show face for your kids school. There are things people no go try with your kid if dem don see you, as him papa. Dont just drop funds. Show face! and anytime you wan parah, parah finish. Gentleman na whitewashing of Bolor . …/15.
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@Elkrosmediahub @im_Tobe1 Why dem dey always try agor where retired military guys dey na wetin i no understand.
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@jagzangel When people see how some husbands adore and hype their wives, they don't know why. May God elevate you both beyond your dreams. Struggle of men ain't recognised most times. God bless you.
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It has been God all through. Here is to an amazing 40
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What did I learn. 1. No matter how much you think your kids talk to you, there are things they will hide. There were things they didn’t talk about till I took them out of that “hell hole”. 2. Once your kid is reluctant to go to a particular school nwanne put eyes for ground. …/9.
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My daughter pulled me close last night and said "Daddy I love you with all my heart". Fast forward today, A difficult client stressed me out and i laid back, trying to gather my thoughts together, I heard my little girl's voice in my head and smiled. Words are powerful!.
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You can set whatever standard you like in your myopic mind but when you are done, roll it very tightly and shove it up ur behind. Annoying thing is, most of you setting these standards, have workers you are paying far less than N50k, Meaning u don't expect them to get married?.
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My people, these sofa no go buy themselves nah?. Make Una patronise me, I need to pay Chimdi school fees
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Before vs. Design. Vs Actual. No be fluke. No be Magic
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@TheHavilah_ Well he never execute him plan finish. Hence, “barest minimum” e fit dey plan to sell the school to oyibo man.
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Delivered a job today and clients mum said to me “pls have engineers number and call him, you should do more jobs here”. Seems I need to buy land in Amaigbo cos e be like say dem go see more of me. Thanks Bro, you know yourself, for trusting me straight outta twitter🫡🫡🫡
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Not everyone pays sch fees in hundreds of thousands, not everyone live in flats, some people still eat in buka. Therefore whatever calculation you have is myopic. Some people live within their means. If you want to change someone's reality, start by paying that driver 100k.
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It's a fact that most of you own smartphones that are smarter than you. Please before you pay another Baldinho 75k for WhatsApp classes, look up the "subject matter" on Youtube, yes same YouTube you only visit to watch the latest Nollywood movies. No dull yourself! . Goodmorning
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Or give part of your bogus salary to that underpaid cleaner/office assistant. Don't come on here to impose your reality on another fellow. P.S: A wise man once told me that your true standard of living is that lived when your salary stops.
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Need to complete 6 designs, 5quotes and 4 cutting list today but my oga have other plans. For now, na here we dey o
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Client: My kitchen space is small, I wonder what you can do with it. Me: Hold my cup. Curated within 48hrs👇👇
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The Husler ……. Vs ……. Ndi a na agbara mbo. I dey site dey reason what to eat these ones dey send me pix of breakfast at Ikoyi Club😭😭😭. Shebi if i leave this work now enter Lagos e go be like say I do bad😭😭😭
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I was having a heated argument with my Dad when my friend, walked in. He signalled me to hush end the call. I did and he said. “Nwanne whatever it is that is getting you emotional and you are arguing with popsman, when he is late, you will wish you kept quiet and listened. Thread.
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@IkukuomaC E Don tey nah? Even the ones wen dem dey train to blow dem sef. Years ago visited my chemist to buy drugs na so nwa baby come to buy drugs, with the dog inside car. As she leave the chemist dey clear me say the drugs she bought is used after sex with dog one thing, one thing.
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@Burmese_Tyga_ Me wen don Dey pursue uncles, with cutlass, from my papa house from around 18years old?. One of my greatest joys in life is that my son inherited my stubbornness and I am training him up not to fear anyone. If you do anyhow, you see anyhow.
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Thanking jah for another successful trip round the sun🎉🎉. It is CEO’s Day
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Happy Birthday to my Friend, Companion and The Queen of my heart. OrbiageriakuChigor, Asam, Usom, Odimn'obi, nwanyiobioma m. Umunne i am celebrating today.
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Let's pretend that we all live in flats and that all the face me, I slap you apartments has been demolished. Lets pretend that we all eat at Dominos Pizza, Tetrazzini and chicken republic. No one takes koko N30 with akara N20 as breakfast.
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Might be capital intensive but believe me, the benefits outweighs leaving them to manage through . 3. Any school which is secretive like a cult, denies you certain access knows they are performing below par. I fit bet my left kidney to this.
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Ụmụnne I still dey design and install kitchens o.
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Dem dey bomb ESN for Bush while Boko dey hold meeting in Broad day light. Make it make sense.
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@CharlesAdindu Its pointless crying over a spilled milk. Dem don born you, dem don born you. Na to face am be next and face am squarely.
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Let's also pretend that all kids in major cities attend private schools and none attend the various public schools scattered across the state. Truth is, while N50k is booze funds for some people, others don't make that much in months, lets stop deceiving ourselves.
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The chef. The food
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How old were you when you first heard of "Verbal Autopsy"?
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@Drmuzoic @onenigeriaa E look like those tomb wen Dey person window for edo state. If you ask dem go tell you say na the Landlord tombstone.
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4. Do not delegate upbringing and education of your kids totally to strangers. Dem no send ya papa! Many of them just care about their salary. E go even shock you say most of them no dey qualified for the job. Get involved. ….11 bah? I don loose count.
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This is me ……. This is what i do
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Clients Prototype. Vs. Actual…. We don’t play, We deliver!!!
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I remember when I so much wish to see someone who is my birthday mate🤣🤣🤣. Today I have a birthday mate in my own house. Celebrating the day with my bundle of Joy. Happy Birthday CEO
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Minor Home Improvement. I nor be tailor wen dey wear rags. Wifey and kids love it 🥰 🥰 . I beautify spaces
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@Wizarab10 Wiz my father-in-law, a devoted Catholic, will say “he can never get marital advice from a Rev’d father” I used to think it a queer mentality till I got married. See as a hardworking, career person you will always hear things like “you don’t have time for me”, “you care too ….
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Later today I will drop tips on choosing the right school for your kids and mistakes we make as parents in educating our wards. See ehn, wetin dem call parenting nor be jokes o. That child of yours who lost interest in his school is doing so cos SOMETHING IS WRONG.
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Woke up this morning and ordered Redmi 13c 8gb, 256gb for one of my boys who lost his phone a while back. Sitting here waiting for a meeting to commence I just remembered when I used to save just to buy phones…. We not where we wanna be but we are far from where we used to be
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Here you go…. This 🥰🥰🥰
Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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I opted for option 2 after I made sure I burnt everything they had that links them to the school. We took them to another school and no one need to wake them up to prepare for school. They return and will be enthusiastic to narrate what they learned in school. …./7.
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@MarinatedTurks Ordinary “fine geh” this wan don turn red like apple eve ji rafuo Adam. Tufiakwa.
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@VenturesAfrica We need to be more vigilant to crime. We can't continue 2 turn deaf ears and then blame the system for not protecting us. We are d system!!!.
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