Carrie Battan
@cbattan
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Twitter has nothing on Ravelry, the world's biggest social media platform for knitters. My piece:
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I love the new Salem album
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If you were amused or confused by all those well-placed meditation adverts last night, I wrote a piece about CALM's expanding media empire
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Unfortunately the Pennsylvania stick-and-poke tattoo I got when I was 20 doesn't feel any less stupid
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Waiting for a snowstorm of indeterminate strength and size to arrive is how I imagine my editors feel while anticipating a draft ("8 inches, beginning sometime mid-day" inevitably means "a light dusting tomorrow morning")
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Checking my email is just me muttering "you're damn right my order has shipped" under my breath multiple times a day
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Me greeting my dog every morning
You are my dream come true. I’m so happy to be your mommy
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Fantasizing about absolutely crushing influencers at tennis :/
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Autoreply: Yes I'm aware that my significant other is in the Britney doc ;-)
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I profiled Matthew Williams, onetime creative force behind Gaga + Kanye, head of Alyx, and the new head of Givenchy, for next month's GQ
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I'm going to run for office on the platform of freeing women from the tyranny of feeling like they have to drink lemon water every morning
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Just FYI I very earnestly enjoy it when people call me "carebear"
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I will always remember 2020...
...as the year all clothing brands started referring to inventory liquidation as "archive sales" or "retrospectives" 🧐
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My most incisive opinion about the NBA is that Duncan Robinson looks exactly like the kid from the movie Gummo :-)
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EVERYBODY GO VOTE
A close margin and a large number of outstanding votes are what’s making the Pennsylvania contest between President Trump and Joe Biden too early to call.
State law dictates that a recount must be held if the margin is less than 0.5%.
#Election2020
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It's true, Dominic Fike is extremely hot!
“WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG,”
@dominicfike
’s debut album is out today
next week: DOMINIC FIKE, AT FIRST, the doc
@garcia_alexndra
& I made about what’s it like to try to become a pop star in the 21st century
TRAILER
(my gf’s review: “he’s so…. hot”)
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Drake using "We'll see what's about to happen next, okay?" as a HOOK is the apotheosis of Late Quarantine
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Returning to Twitter to announce that I Shazam'd a Jack Harlow song in earnest at Equinox today
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I meditated with COVID queen Cristina Cuomo at the Cuomo Hamptons compound and explored the hyper specific form of mania this pandemic has wrought in the wellness universe
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"Drink lemon water if you don't want to be ugly!" - every piece of content ever
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A little book rec from moi
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@cbattan
reviews Sigrid Nunez’s novel “Salvation City,” from 2010, which depicts life in a locality in the aftermath of a public-health crisis that is eerily similar to the coronavirus pandemic.
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COVID is not just on college campuses; it's on college syllabi. I shadowed a class called "The Economics of COVID-19" and watched students try to guess how much a human life is worth
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My favorite profile of the year is about... Ciara and Russell Wilson?
Celebrity marriages… how do they work? I asked Ciara and Russell Wilson.
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If you DON'T, I also wrote about the extremely wholesome and underhyped new pop project called grouptherapy in last week's issue:
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Wait would anyone like to buy my unused black medium Telfar bag from 2018 lol DM me
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An unexpected byproduct of COVID is that I care about theater now, thanks to the writing of
@Alex_Lily
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@vcunningham
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I can’t wait to see how this turns out
excited about the new year’s resolution I started early: not explaining SHIT to you people
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I will personally take down all of Mayor Pete Twitter for the opportunity to read more election writing like this
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The most soothing nine words in the English language
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So much so that I might start introducing myself to new people as carebear
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Three episodes into The Undoing which means I finally read this and it's perfect (the piece, not the show)
this week in the magazine i wrote the tv column which i will now be doing every so often!
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I would but I’ve generated a pointless and time consuming errand for myself
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