When you're so northern and you find out that brown sauce isn't an acceptable aftershave.

@DeoNonFortuna3 Are they playing music at you ? That always helps.

Scruffy git.

The press conference yesterday was astonishing, can't wait for April fools day.

@mmpadellan 👋

@TheStingisBack I respectfully beg to differ. I think Spielberg missed a trick by not casting Charlton Heston. He looks more like Indie, there is a poignant moment during The Crystal Skull when Indie references the death of his dad, Charlton had died a little earlier. And then I found this !

And they'll call your chips fries Garron

I didn't know I could do career searches on here. No joy yet but someone's *bound* to retire at some point.

Don't waste ££££££££'s on expensive roller skates Instead simply blu tack little hot wheels cars to your shoes.

Royal & Sun Alliance be all

@i_iratus He may or may not be a compassionate, empathetic and thoroughly decent man, I couldn't say. I do know he's an utter buffoon. I don't want either of them running the country.

What larks Oh, morning.

@Pebble2012 Happy birthday! 🎂🥳

@GaryPetersonUSA Beg to differ

@DeoNonFortuna3 I was living in a country village when I coined the phrase "rural mafia" Now, whenever I use it in conversation, the person I'm speaking to just smiles and nods. They understand.

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@ichthys30 It's a REPLICA of the film prop. Nobody knows what the actual ark looked like in real life, it's all guesswork from the biblical description.

Women ! What's stopping you from looking like this ?

@cheesecakeOBE