cassie with a 🍉
@cassiebirb
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pov we’re 2 ladies of distinction and i pass you this while we’re sitting in our knitting circle 🙈
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would it not be more powerful to just wear a pin of the palestine flag? nobody is going to google "red hand heart pin" if they don't recognize it.
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ok text me when "artists for ceasefire" have this energy
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i am. ⚪️ straight. ⚪️ gay. 🔘 fine. how are you? great, what can i get for you today? sure thing. is that all? your total is $5.09, you can swipe or insert your chip right there. would you like a receipt? alright, have a good one.
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what if we kissed in the bon appetit test kitchen 👩🍳💋👌.
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ok finally finished my 2020 temperature scarf!! 700-something rows for a year of living in brooklyn NY 🌈 inspired by @porridgebrain
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📁brain. └📁 files. └📁vines. └📁category: liquids. └⚠️ come get y’all juice.
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“are you reading the-”. “the modern retelling of Emma set at emerson college? yeah i am”
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fuck you if you think anything is funnier than the name of the guy who founded tito’s vodka
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you’ve heard of BOYGENIUS (emo rock for sad girls, by sad girls) now get ready for:. mitski & kacey musgraves’ new superduo BOYHOWDY (emo pop for sad cowgirls, by sad cowgirls).
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girls on the bachelor: Lauren J. spilled wine on me what a bitch!. guys on the bachelorette: Matt B. pushed me down a fucking flight of stairs and broke both my legs, but this will only make my bond with Becca stronger.
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does biweekly mean twice a week or every 2 weeks or weekly if ur bi.
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i made the mistake of telling of telling someone i have a film degree and they asked me what i’m WORKING ON? i said i have a FILM DEGREE i’m working on this LATTE you ordered.
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you're laughing. the monkey jpeg i took out a second mortgage to buy is worthless now and you're laughing.
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happy 1 year anniversary to my ex girlfriend and her boyfriend! and happy 1 year anniversary to myself and my boyfriend! yes we all started dating on the same day! yes it’s fucked up! love you all :-).
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[impression of a person at a party who has work at 5am tomorrow] i have work at 5am tomorrow.
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INTERVIEWER: so why should you move up into a management position at starbucks?. ME: i [suddenly remembers the time an industry professional told me to cuss in a pitch to seem cool and confident] fuck coffee.
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19, financially stable, just bought my first house, wyd?? 😙
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What, pray, the fuck is up, Kyle? Nay, what did thou say, dude? Step the fuck up, good sir.
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Take me home.City bus.To the stop.By my house. West Virginia.Shit wait oh fuck.Take me home.I missed my stop.
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[at tj maxx].me: i’m just going to buy some socks and go.my european ancestry: ყσυ ɱυʂƚ ρυɾƈԋαʂҽ α ℂ 𝕆 ℝ ℕ 𝕌 ℂ 𝕆 ℙ 𝕀 𝔸.
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nick in 2008: go outside and play!. nick in 2018: go outside and protest gun violence!
Nickelodeon goes off air for 17 minutes "in support of kids leading the way"
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lms if i should catfish my 14 year old stepsister for no reason other than i want to get to know her better.
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first of all, hannah has always been punk,.
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Dear Followers,. Until I find a new job, I regret to inform you that all of my tweets will be formatted as cover letters. I am very excited about the prospect of not tweeting like this anymore. Thank you for your consideration, and I hope to hear back soon. Best regards,.Cassie.
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self care is cool but have you tried caring for others as well.
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andrew garfield screaming “SORRRYYYYY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS” deserves a fucking lifetime achievement award.
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what’s the word for when you’re sapiosexual but instead of intelligence you’re attracted to physical appearance.
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just saw someone wearing a regular t-shirt without a french tuck or the sleeves rolled up. they just put on a shirt and wore it like that. i’m calling the police as we speak.
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my ex really put me in a group chat with 2 of her friends who are also exes and named the group chat “exes”.
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regular customer: you’re here even more than i am!. me: yeah they pay me to be here.
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tattoos in brooklyn be like $400? small price to pay for stick n poke of a cowboy boot from a pratt student.
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thought i would share these old photos of my grandfather from WWII, so brave and handsome! x #MemorialDay
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ken in barbie (2023)
i need all the people who are still doubting casting Ryan Gosling as Ken to watch this
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guy fieri .- host of 7 tv shows.- loving husband and father.- officiated 101 gay weddings in 2015. paul hollywood.- a greedy scab.- requested his much younger girlfriend sign a gag order. put some respect on guy’s name.
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greatest love story ever told? all romeo did for juliet was kill himself, tyler the creator wrote a rap verse for timothée chalamet.
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everyone asks WHAT ARE THOOOOSE but no one asks HOW are those. .
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did i just get negged by the official poptarts twitter
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can’t believe every day i wake up and get to give her a little kiss
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why is everyone so mad about the new little mermaid?? i think it looks great
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the strand shared by every emerson boy.
rat cigarette DNA. 🐀 🚬. 🐀🚬. 🚬. 🚬🐀. 🚬 🐀.🚬 🐀.🚬 🐀. 🚬 🐀. 🚬🐀. 🐀. 🐀 🚬. 🐀 🚬.🐀 🚬.🐀 🚬. 🐀 🚬. 🐀🚬. 🚬. 🚬 🐀.
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if i don’t find a hobby soon i’m gonna start watching riverdale.
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▶️YouTube 🔎how to sew. 🔲 Drunk Kids Try Sewing. 🔲 EATING NEEDLES & THREAD 먹방 | ASMR Mukbang. 🔲 STORYTIME: I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A SEWING MACHINE?? *gone wrong*. 🔲 basic stitching tutorial [144p].
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bo burnham is the tree.
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TOP 5 NUTS. 5. wal.4. coco.3. pea.2. hazel.1. deez. {got em}.
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for every bad take i see about EEAAO i breathe a sigh of relief knowing that someone did not spend $200000 on a degree from emerson college.
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all i wanna do is . *gunshot*.*gunshot*.*gunshot*.*gunshot*.*cash register noise*. and here’s your change.
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RIP the tam i’ll never forget the place where i met timothee chalamet 💔
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happy birthday to cat peach she is 3 years old and yes i am open to video editing opportunities
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and everyone was compensated fairly and we were both girls 🥺👉👈.
what if we kissed in the bon appetit test kitchen 👩🍳💋👌.
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people keep saying happy birthday to me but my mom had a c-section so was i ever truly born.
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my arm hair felt this.
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2 quastion. 1. who is grimes.2. is elon musk bad or just rich.
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hello! if you didn’t know, i just moved to new york and i’m looking for my start in the digital media/entertainment industry. if you have any job recs or PA gigs please reach out to me!.
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|.| give |.| claire |.| saffitz |.| a sword |.| ＿＿＿＿＿____| .(\__/) || .(•ㅅ•) || ./ づ.
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LADIES, your botanical clock is ticking! that’s right, you better get a plant before time runs out!!.
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FOR RENT: my apartment, just the 8-10 hours a day it’s empty while my roommate and i are at work. good area, decent plant collection, plenty of space for mindful crafting. you can try on our shoes if you want.
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the meals i make for my boyfriend vs. the meals he makes for me
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some dumb illiterate 2nd grader: writing sux.me, a mature and highly educated writing major: writing sux.
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she's getting yassified.
Queen has 'entered a new phase' and we 'may not see her until February', say experts
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so my snake plant sprouted a flower, which i learned only happens when the plant feels so stressed out/neglected it might die. difficult to say which of us is being more dramatic in quarantine
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she took my advice❤️mostly
'The Bachelorette' star Gabby Windey comes out as queer, reveals she’s dating comedian and writer, Robby Hoffman. 🏳️🌈
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ur local barista is no longer a barista and got her nails done for the first time in over a year
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the original printer test bird tweet has been deleted but it lives on in my memory and my body permanently now
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how’s your night going? i just melted all my spice jars boiling pasta underneath the spice rack
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