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Formerly Captain Falke | Retired | Instigating mutiny | Arch nemesis: Lumber 1 | Secretly running a cult
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Pahaar k upar polling station hai?
There is a reason Pakistan national animal is Markhor.
An operative from frontier corps Balochistan.
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If haraam ki kamai had a face
🤣 - my father owned the Cinema, the entire building that held the cinema & the penthouse on top - long before he even entered politics & IK steals from charity to pay his bills 🥲
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Pakistan is the only country where a mafia syndicate has its own academy.
Destination of Few ❤️ Pakistan Military Academy, 😍🇵🇰 Where men are turned into gentlemen.
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KP gives zero fu©ks about you and condolences.
My condolences to the people of KP for getting Gandapur as their CM
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When a fauji says their life is hard and they are making sacrifices, show them this.
غریب ہونا ۔ !!
کہانیوں اور کتابوں کی حد تک رنگین ہوتا ہو گا۔ حقیقت میں غربت بہت بھیانک اور درد*ناک ہوتی ہے
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Are you sure about that?
Happy Defense Day Everyone 🇵🇰
Remember, nobody can fight the state ⚠️
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Haider Mehdi on how an ex-SSG, Lt. Col Naveed Khan, who was a staunch critic of Bajwa & the regime, was abducted & tortured by the ISI to the point that he's damaged mentally & physically. He reveals that a few hundred other soldiers have been abducted by the ISI
@SHaiderRMehdi
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me and the boys jamming on gaddaron k maharaja adil raja
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Lanat hai, Pakistan the only Muslim nuclear power has nothing to say in all this. Basically acting like a neutered dog of the West.
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I'd say this was Pakistan Army's 9/11
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How to ruin your reputation 101
Junaid Akram social ethics ka lecture de raha hota hai hr waqt or fraudia yahan aik illegitimate govt ki performance evaluate kr rha hai.
Ye sb actors bunyadi ikhlaqi usoolon se aari hn. Besharam.
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Pakistan, the only Muslim nuclear power, was neutralised by putting weak & corrupt leaders for this very reason. So that it won't take a strong position ever against Israel & the US & in favor of the Muslims
Told you all that there's more to Khan's removal than the Russia visit
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This is absolutely the correct way to treat a mic-holding hog asking stupid questions.
علیمہ صاحبہ کے جواب کا انداز انتہائی نامناسب ہے۔ وہ عمر کی جس اسٹیج پر ہیں وہاں نوجوانوں کی اصلاح کر کے انہیں درست سمت میں آگے بڑھایا جاتا ہے۔
“چھوٹے سے چھوکرے” کہہ کر تضحیک کرنے سے بہتری نہیں پیدا ہوتی۔
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His residence was bulldozed illegally, damaging Aitezaz Ehsan's property too, but no one was held responsible or punished for it, so shut your trap.
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@ahadmha
@TMushtanda
@BilalAKayani
@MaryamNSharif
Hey
@BridentDental
. Your employee is encouraging rapes of women he politically disagrees with. This is not okay!
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Ganjay, this must have happened in the PTI tenure too? How do you lie so shamelessly?
Per
@AzazSyed
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@PTIofficial
members from Karachi were kept in a house in DHA under special security guard to prevent them from voting in the Karachi mayoral election.
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PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE:
People who participate in any PTI protests, please put your phones on aeroplane mode when you're out and wear masks. Take a box of masks and distribute them to everyone.
On social media, don't use your real name, number, email, or photo.
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Nothing humbles me as much as this video and the answer from Javed Ghamdi Shb.
Part 1
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Pakistani mullahs are awfully quiet right now. They use religion for their own interests, inciting so much hatred in the name of religion. They would call for heads, block roads, burn stuff, and beat ppl for anything. Everything used to be yahoodi sazish for them; what happened?
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Meraj, ever since PTI folks gave you a shut-up call on your "weird" tweet, you've been on a tirade against PTI.
I thought you're a learned & wise person. If IK had dissolved assemblies based on Bajwa's advice, would he not have done it when he was the chief? Use some common sense
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I must tell all the Insafians to be very wary of joining websites that could potentially harm your privacy and put you in any danger. Be responsible.
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The same Sher Khan whose body the Pak Army refused to accept, denying his death, was taken to Delhi and handed over two weeks later to the ICRC. Musharraf conceded three months later that he had indeed died in Kargil
From
@OwenBennettJone
CABINET OF PAKISTAN
PRIME MINISTER SECRETARIAT
The Cabinet of Pakistan is pleased to name the IJ Principal Road (IJP Road), one of the busiest roads in the Islamabad–Rawalpindi metropolitan area in Pakistan, connecting Islamabad to Rawalpindi, as Karnal Sher Khan Shaheed Road.
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@SouthAsiaIndex
Seeing Indian Hindus defend the Hindu tribe who committed this heinous crime tells you all you need to know about India.
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Today on 9th July is Mohtarma Fatima Jinnah's death anniversary. A social, political activist, and a professional dentist. Sister of Quaid e Azam M. Ali Jinnah, & one of the founders of the country.
Her life's ending is tragic but still an upright struggle.
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کچھ دنوں سے دیکھ رہا ہوں کہ غامدی صاحب عمران خان کا نام لیئے بغیر بس سیاسی رہنماء بول کر خان صاحب کی سیاسی جدوجہد اور عوام کو دیئے گئے شعور کو ایک انتہائی تنگ نظر اور غلط جامہ پہنا رہے ہیں یہ تاثر دے کر کہ لیڈر نے جیسے گالم گلوچ اور لڑائی کرنا ہی سکھایا ہے۔ غامدی صاحب آپ،
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Sadly, we had tied Pakistani nationalism with the army & when the love story with the army ended so did the nationalism. The Pak Army exploited this sentiment & went one step ahead by declaring that criticism of the army is anti-state. IK is the only one who's a true nationalist.
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"The ultimate responsibility of Imran Khan's murder attempt lies with Joe Biden, Democrat Party & the DC government".
My reaction as my friend, the rightful Pakistan 🇵🇰 PM Imran Khan, has been shot in assassination attempt.
Watch the FULL video on YouTube now:
@ImranKhanPTI
#Pakistan
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Hey
@BridentDental
. Your employee is encouraging rapes of women he politically disagrees with. This is not okay!
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I hope Jamaat e Islami is now realising and feeling the heat of persecution that PTI was being subjected to for a year. You stayed silent because of your "bughz" for IK and PTI, and ultimately you became a victim of the system and establishment that PTI is fighting.
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🔴 🟢 ⚪️ INSAFIANS!!!
No matter how charming and beautiful you look on Eid, please don't share your Eid photos.
Also, our people are in jail suffering, and their families are too, so it'd be better if we didn't show our excitement too much on social media.
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@amnestysasia
With this disgraceful watered down statement, it was better if you didn't say anything
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@AliaChughtai
Actually, Pakistan in politics deserves better than these disgusting and evil maryam aurangzeb and safdar. Shame on you
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This is not me exaggerating, but what we're seeing today in Pakistan—the terror and fear among the locals from the army and the state—is similar to what Kashmiris experience at the hands of India.
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I'm sure many of you came across this image. PTI official page also shared it without any context or who took it. What they will never tell you is that it was created by Al.
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Yet there are political parties that m*rder journalists, and those same m*rderers are allowed to contest elections too, but you wouldn't see this chachundar Muneeb being as critical about it.
Aleema Khan is an extremely rude & ill-mannered & arrogant person. She has become so used to lying through her teeth on Western & Indian media that she totally lost her cool when she was faced with an actual hard question
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Imran Khan is an overachiever, man achieved everything he set his eyes upon. From sports, philanthropy, politics, and govt he did it all. His biggest challenge was nation building and giving شعور to Pakistanis, he did that too successfully. MashaAllah!
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@TheRealPCB
Shame on you PCB. Where is Imran Khan that captain of the 1992 WC winning team.
I hope you guys lose and go out in the first round of this year's WC. Lantion!
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I like how there are multiple types of Insafians.
Ones who just ignore these d3generates, ones who try to reason with these d3generates, and ones who are so done that they reply to BS like this: "ja apni behn se puch ja k"
I love all of them
تو پھر ٹیریان کس کی بیٹی ہے؟ آج کے دور میں DNA ٹیسٹ سے ایک منٹ میں پتا چل چاتا ہے کہ والد کون ہے پر ہماری عدالتیں اور ان کے فیصلے
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Faujeets need to understand that an average Pakistani isn't as begairat as them to not care about earning halaal and avoiding haraam.
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@IntelPk_
Shaheedon ka khoon bechne waln ki baaten suno. Ks qisam k begairat log ho, aik bache ko na haq shaheed krdiya or uske liye awaaz uthane waln ko taanay de rhe. 🖐️
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Shame on you. We have been at "Roti, Kapra & Makaan" for decades. The PPP has been in govt for decades and can't even provide basic necessities to the people. Stop this facade & don't act like you care for the people. It's been a year, & the 2022 flood victims are still suffering
Roti, Kapra, Makaan. These words are more than just a slogan. They are a dream of a nation where everyone lives with security and dignity. The floods of 2022 destroyed that security and dignity for millions of people in Pakistan. The PPP believes in restoring it. Under the SPHF
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Which is why it's even worse because the Pak Army is doing it to their own civilians.
How about we add up all the figures of abducted and k/lled since Ayub's time till now and see who fares better.
- Do you truly lack awareness of the substantial number of innocent lives that have been lost in Kashmir since 1980?
- How many individuals have been abducted by occupying forces?
- How many women have endured the horrors of sexual assault?
🔻
@Fallibilist1
Your self-proclaimed
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Aal-e-Fir'on, Murshad-e-Namrood Hafiz Haji Asim Munir Pindi wale?
پی ٹی آئی چھوڑنے کے فیصلے کی مشاورت میں کچھ روحانی لوگوں نے مدد کی،فرخ حبیب
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Like Enkidu, the only motivation I have nowadays is solely tweet about the army and their corruption and barbarism.
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No one is buying ur hypocritical BS anymore. Trying to sabotage democracy (Imran Khan's ouster) in the country by colluding with the army & opposition and now giving lectures on free & fair elections
We know that you and the b***ards from the Pak 🇵🇰 Army are in the bed together
"Delighted to meet with Caretaker Prime Minister
@anwaar_kakar
today. Reaffirmed steadfast commitment to U.S.-Pakistan relationship, support for free and fair elections, desire to work with and through U.S. Pakistan Green Alliance to build for the future. 1/2
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@ArafatMazhar
Staying true to his roots & in a proper authoritarian manner, the German Ambassador to Pakistan
@GermanyinPAK
Alfred Grannas, wanted Pakistanis who were protesting for Gaza 🇵🇸 & against Germany's support of Israⓔl to be removed. Irony is, this happened at conf. for civil rights
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Bakhtawar aka. the white elephant of the Bhutto family aka. the first born baby of a female PM aka. a dúmb bímbo who doesn't know shít about memorial trust and investing in endowment funds.
They accuse others without proof then abuse when we show them the mirror 🤷🏻♀️ just filth - matter of pride to NOT be a PTI supporter ✌️🙏♥️
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@SyedMuzammilOFL
So PTI women are not women, I guess, because I don't see you speaking up for them. Also, Muzammil, why don't you speak up for the downtrodden Sindhis living under the PPP and the army's rule in Sindh? Do they not deserve your support?
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Spare us the advice and do us a favor, fúçk óff from our country.
Want to be a good diplomat? Here are my top 3 tips. Lucky to have a job I love!
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A reminder: This was also an attack on Pakistan's sovereignty
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@HassanJavid_
Difficult to mock someone else's lack of perceived bravery when you ran with your tail between your legs when it was time to speak up for a member of your own community who was detained and tortured (*2)
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Me & her deciding the name of our first baby
ISI agent reading the chat: "Shakoor naam acha rahega"
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If the PTI were able to unleash the full power of the youth behind them, no force could stop them. People united by a cause, considering it a privilege to contribute to the cause, using their time, skills, expertise, and talents to fight fascism, this isn't some ordinary movement
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@FaisalAijaz666
General (R) Sahab, what about the women of this country who are being harassed?
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@Zohadtweets
Asal dp lga ln ta k meri maa behan ko b utha len tmhare abba or coursemate ki fauj wale. Sharam ati h tmhe ye bakwas krte hue?
Aurton or bachon pe hrhe zulm pe to bola jata hai ni hai or dusron ko buzdili k tanay de rhe ho. Muhafiz apne mulk ki aurton pe kutton ki trh pr gae hn
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There was a time when the Prime Minister of Pakistan prioritized the welfare and well-being of overseas Pakistanis and closely monitored the behavior of our embassies, which are meant to serve them.
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Every time a Bhutto dies, the PPP uses it to extend their tyrannical rule for a few years. Which Bhutto is going to be the sacrificial lamb this time?
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A pinch of salt on tongue helps to reduce the irritation of tear gas.
Please RT this
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Imran Khan's life seems more extraordinary than even the most exaggerated movies and anime I've ever seen. He is too OP
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The people I know IRL, even mst of my friends, are either too privileged or too delusional that they don't understand & acknowledge the struggle of Imran Khan & this fight b/w right & wrong, which is why I love my Twitter community, which shares my feelings for IK & Haqeeqi Azadi
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Insafi Twitter has run out of steam and feels unmotivated, which is why they are going after each other. It's okay if you or someone else is chasing clout as long as they tweet in favor of PTI. In times when being a PTI supporter is considered a crime, every voice counts.
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@SanaRGondal
This shows that we're currently a failed state. We don't care for the elderly. No community centres; nothing to do for them; no way for them to contribute once they are old. Kids do love parents, but it's difficult for them to give them a purpose or give them 24/7 attention.
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Gather around people, we have a clown performing today.
Even if these are just photo op meetings, Maryam Nawaz’s regular interaction with the public is still better than Imran Khan’s meetings with controversial individuals like Tariq Jamil and Khalilur Rehman Qamar as PM
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America can facilitate coups in Pakistan and k!ll our people in drone attacks yet none of these Insafians and the faujeets would call for a war with the US.
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What the hell is wrong with you man. Are you not aware of how he was treated. He did go through enough punishment that many of us including you won't be able to survive through. Still didn't leave Khan.
His CNIC is cancelled. They'll arrest him again you id!ot.
@SHABAZGIL
@Fallibilist1
شہباز بھائی آپ فورا پاکستان آئیں اور خان کے ساتھ چٹان بن کر کھڑے ہوجائیں۔
پورے ایک سال آپ پاکستان میں تھے بالکل خاموش بیٹھے تھے اب باہر جا کر پھر شیر
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جب میں کہتا ہوں کہ یہ سب کچھ ایک سازش ہے پاکستان کو توڑنے کیلیئے تو لوگ سنتے نہیں ہیں۔ کچھ چوروں اور جرنیلوں نے ملک پہ قبضہ کیا ہوا ہے، انہیں اپنا مفاد عزیز ہے اور بیرونی آقا انکو استعمال کر کے پاکستان کے ٹکڑے کرنا چاہ رہے ہیں۔ یا اللّٰہ اس ملک کی خیر ہو۔
very alarming situation developing across
#Pakistan
, including in Gilgit Baltistan where common people are questioning their existence within a federation where even a former Prime Minister and his followers can’t find Justice in courts - and where military courts are being set
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@imtiazchandyo
Commendable Ali Zaidi Sahab!
Everyone, please stop with the criticism for now. We'll sort our mess out ourselves, but we should condemn the treatment of our people at the hands of this fascist state.
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اس شخص کو تنقید سننے کی عادت ہی نہیں ہے۔
کیا عمران خان کو تمہارے بھائی کے بارے میں وہ حقائق معلوم ہیں جو گزشتہ روز منظر عام پہ آئے ہیں؟
اپنے الفاظ سوچ سمجھ کے ادا کریں۔ تحریک انصاف کا ووٹر سازشیں نہیں جائز مطالبے کر رہا ہے۔
اصول پہ بات ہو رہی ذاتی دشمنی نہیں ہے کسی سے۔
میرے خلاف سازشیں ہو رہی ہیں یہ لوگ میری جان ہی نہیں چھوڑ رہے ۔
شیر افضل مروت کے پارٹی رہنماوں سے شکوے
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