In April this year l fell over and fractured my wrist. I thought my life as a golfer were over. Today l played my way back onto the Pgatour which is an absolute privilege. Pretty happy right now!!
🚨 NEW: Saudi women’s rights activist & academic Salma al-Shehab was sentenced to 34 years in prison + 34 year travel ban for tweets calling for basic rights in the KSA.
This is the longest known sentence against a women's rights defender in the country.
If l had a tennis exhibition with novak,pat cash,a college kid,Isner,Murray and 3 other players. 2 set matches with a third set decided by a tie breaker. Should l expect to get world ranking points for my exhibition?
Are people aware LIV are paying $120000 a tournament to guys who are on a contract but don’t play? 82 contracted players. 48 play. That’s a lot of $$ to do nothing.
@BenColeyGolf
Me too, mate. It’s so good. This photo explains a lot about Marc Leishman and a lot about Australians. Leish had a chance to win up until he rinsed his second at 15, about an hour earlier
I was on the radio yesterday in Australia and l said it doesn’t look good for Leish and Cam going to LIV. My source is talking amongst other players. Not Cam and let me get back to my garden, it’s a mess.
I watched Daniel Berger hit off 10 Thursday morning. Hit a pull duff into hazard. Hit tree and bounced into middle of fairway. I said to my caddy
@bdavistwo
he will probably win now.
The irony of rolling the ball back for the average golfer is they actually might be able to control it again. I play with so many friends who don’t have the speed to use the ball or driver we use. And none of them can chip for shit cause there’s no spin on ball.
Big thanks to
@AusOpenGolf
for a fantastic week. I hope l provided some entertainment to the fabulous crowds this week. Congrats to Abraham. Great playing
My favorite Jarrod Lyle story was when l offered to share a key lime pie with him. He laughed at me and said “why share one when l can have a whole one myself” with that cheeky smile.
Random guy just comes up to me.are you Jonathan Byrd. I say no. He says J Byrd is a mate of his mate. Had a hole in one to win a tournament!! I bend over and ask him to kick me in the nuts!!
Everyone thinks this guy just hits balls all day,works out in gym and struggles with being the greatest gregulator on the planet…it’s all a lie. Just sleeps all day
@GregChalmersPGA
Guy at a party tonight said he was happy these nba guys weren’t earning any money.
I said l am a professional athlete and l have earned $0 in 3 months.
Changed his tone quickly
@acaseofthegolf1
Bubba got his start on the
@pgatour
when he finished 21st and 20 got their cards. Jason Gore was number 1 but as he had won on the pgatour they decided to use his spot on Bubba.
Just in case you were wondering LIV had spent $3b before we said let’s stop the lawsuits. They said they had set aside another $5b to get what they wanted. The pgatour is just a play thingy for them.,
If l had Rory’s driving ability.
Schwartzel’s long irons.
My mid irons.
Wes Bryan’s wedge game.
Cam smith’s putting game.
Adam Scotts set up.
Greg Chalmers’s good looks to distract.
Who is possibly beating me??
Next week l am playing the
@Zurich_Classic
. I don’t have a hat sponsor but if anyone is interested in sponsoring me for next week l will donate all money to maximum chances charity. Who’s in??
We will be generously handing out vegemite sandwiches on the first tee while our Land Down Under song plays before the final round. If you eat one make sure you have a drink on hand!!
@SAFEROOM_USA
@Zurich_Classic
When did it become socially acceptable to be on speaker phone in public? Is it too hard to put phone to your ear? I have no interest in hearing your conversation
Example 417 of why people are amazing. 2 weeks ago with no contacts in l was basically blind. After 2 eye surgeries l can see perfectly. How someone came up with the idea to replace my eye lense is beyond me.
Liam would watch Harold and l play on tour and Harold loved it when he would say nice birdie dad. Now Líam is playing in Harold’s tournament and has grown up a touch!!!
I am fascinated by people who thought getting vaccinated would stop them getting COVID. My doctor explained to me if you get vaccinated then get COVID your chances of surviving are better. The only people in hospital with COVID are unvaccinated.
So we want our politicians to tell the truth right. Can we get our golf commentators to tell it as it is? There was organic matter on the ball yesterday on rose’s ball. I mean ffs it’s mud.
So there’s politicians,cowboy fans,car salesmen and people who sit on 16 at blackjack. Going to be teaching my kids not to be that guy who sits on 16!!!!
Caddied for my son in a uskidsgolf tournament today. Going to be 5 hour round off the forward tees and the kids have caddies. Where do these kids learn to play so slow??
People have asked me lately why are you putting better? It’s because most nights in my hotel room l am practicing my putting using the
@SQRDUP
laser.
So been off Twitter for almost a year. Miss anything? Are people who haven’t been to a hospital for 15 years still experts? I hope it’s as fun as it used to be!!
So we bailed the banks out in 2008. Why can’t they bail us out now? You lose your job from covid. Put mortgage on hold. Business shut down. Hold rent payments etc. people are getting evicted because they can’t pay rent to pay someone’s mortgage.
How good is being married? Cooked kids hash browns and eggs. Went to shops to get food. Vacuumed house. Took boxes to recycling. Did 2 loads of laundry. First words out of her mouth to me…you forgot to get a chicken 🤷♂️
If anyone is going to withdraw from Wyndham please do it after 12pm tomorrow. Harry Higgs and l would appreciate it.if you do it before 12 they can use sponsor exemption for anyone they like. So we could get jumped again like we did with Charlie and J Byrd
I need stickers to put on peoples forehead that say l am a fuckwit when they tell me proudly l aren’t vaccinated and l don’t wear a mask in public🤦♂️🤦♂️
Went to the golf yesterday. The crowd,the buzz,the atmosphere and more importantly the course is the reason you practice your arse off to play these events.
#PresidentsCup2019