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A vaccine has been found for a virus nobody on the planet knew existed a year ago yet trillions has been spent trying to find a cure for cancer over the last several decades.. still no cure.. makes you wonder 😅
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How can you dislike someone based on the colour of their skin? That is a mental illness for me
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Saying you’ll kill yourself to stop someone from breaking up with you is wild
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6 months ago I planned my death and only didn’t go through with it because my grandma would’ve been the one to find my body, now I’m happy and doing well in life.. always a light at the end of the tunnel. PS treat people how you want to be treated and check on your friends 👊🏽
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Does every bird take a picture dry humping that giant fake dick when they go Amsterdam
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At 15 I was getting people to buy me bottles of Lambrini not joining ISIS
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Todays generations would crumble
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People who don’t have a life outside of their relationship are weird
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Bold of you to assume I have sex
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Ask for sex on the beach and get anal on the rocks
Right, so the drinks in Ibiza are like 10X stronger than any other drinks I’ve had
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This girl has got me buying make up wipes and a dressing gown for when she’s round mine smh, man down
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If you think they’d want to cure cancer rather than keep making profit from “cancer research” then you’re a fucking moron
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You lot are quick to share a competition for a free trip to Ibiza but not your friends business.. hate to see it
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If you’re from notts uno ✌🏽
every city has 1 infamous mcdonald's that is the wild west, you have to mentally sign on the dotted line agreeing to accept fries with a side of chaos upon entering
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Fredo got a baby on the way? This is why you don’t Netflix & Chill
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This isn’t lockdown this is pretty much pubs and bars are closed so find something else to do 🤣🤷🏽♂️
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This isn’t me questioning the validity of the vaccine for covid19, it’s me questioning whether big pharma want to publish a cure for cancer rather than keep making profit year on year ☺️
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You’re probably wandering how I got here…
Scariest part about driving is that it just takes one idiot driver to potentially kill you 🫠
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Respectfully, I will not be partaking in another lockdown if there is one
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I can’t get over something until I get clarity as to why you did it & why I’m pissed off
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People who go on like their the gate keepers for festivals / raves are fucking weirdos 😂😂
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Breaking news, Mansfield quarantined.
Not because of coronavirus, because it’s a shithole.
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Why do people think not going out to bars / clubbing makes them mature lol fuck off ya bore
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Scariest part about driving is that it just takes one idiot driver to potentially kill you 🫠
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This is a game show, you lot move like they’ve been in a relationship for years and cheated, very weird
Her face💔
I bet she is stood there, comparing herself to Molly, wondering why she weren't good enough.
I hate 'men' who treat girls like shit.
We love you Shaughna♥️
#loveisland
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@NurSyawal9
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Was warned for provoking players with his skill, ridiculous, then booked for arguing about it
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If the gym, McDonalds and nandos were still open this whole thing would be a breeze
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These times last year I thought the best thing I could do for myself and every1 else was commit suicide, since then I’ve got a dog & a house, passed my driving test, bought a car, have a good job as well as my own successful business too.. never give up or devalue yourself 👊🏽
6 months ago I planned my death and only didn’t go through with it because my grandma would’ve been the one to find my body, now I’m happy and doing well in life.. always a light at the end of the tunnel. PS treat people how you want to be treated and check on your friends 👊🏽
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See how there’s no men begging for women to buy them xboxs.. we’re independent kings 😇
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When he was linked to Man City he was the perfect player but now hes joined Man Utd he’s going to struggle in this league lol
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When you’re 7 hours deep into the afters thinking what the fuck am I doing here
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Why do people do you dirty then try stroll back into your life like nothing happened 🤣
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@JosipFCB93
Bullshit, he also said he didn’t invite Bayern but the document has been leaked of their invite to bayern lol
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Stop comparing yourself to strangers on social media too 🤣 easier said than done but it’s the worst thing you can do, I still do it from time to time but you only see what they want you to see! They probably wish they was someone else too, it’s all a public facade
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10am - 8pm? Pass me a reggae rum punch.
🎉🎉🎉 WE'RE EXTENDING HAPPY HOUR!! 🎉🎉🎉
You asked, and we have listened. For the FIRST time in Turtle Bay history, from tomorrw Happy Hour will run until 8pm*.
Yep, that's 2'4'1 cocktails from 10am - 8pm. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
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Wow. A huge argument has broken out between two men, one who is claiming that White Lives Matter, the other claiming that All Lives Matter.
“You’re a fucking racist,” shouts the All Lives Matter man.
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Might start a YouTube series on how to get a job in tech without a CS degree 🤔
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If someone cheated on me and then made a social media post begging for me back I’d hate them even more the weird cunt
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Hate lazy people that expect everything to just fall on their lap for them 🤦🏽♂️ whole world is against them
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@Lanle_b
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Veryyyy big difference between keeping your business private and hiding the fact you’re in a whole relationship 🤣
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This isn’t a cry for attention or anything either I deal with stuff on my own in my own way, but especially with the world the way it is, costs nothing to be nice to someone or just not be horrible
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Why would I want a RUSHED vaccine, when I don’t know what damage it might do to me years down the line, if it only offers 90% chance of working against a virus that has less than 1% chance of killing me
Covid vaccine: First vaccine offers 90% protection
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@nocontextfm1
They should integrate AI so you can have real conversations with players rather than scripted ones that repeat the same things over and over
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Students come back to notts and we’re going into a local lockdown.. I actually hate you all
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Tell her to have a good night 🤷🏽♂️ I don’t mind what she wears, I can fight
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I wouldn’t even let a female buy me a PS5 or Xbox, upload a story without replying and she’s tweeting about how shes had to fund your lifestyle
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Work Christmas parties give me anxiety because they’re about to see a side to me they don’t know exists
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Why am I not this rich
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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Proud of myself this year:
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• Bagged my dream job
• Started my own business
• Started helping other people start their coding careers
• Passed exams
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Rapid covid tests for clubs apparently going to be a thing.. if your friend tests positive on the door, do you..
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At this point, the only thing I want to be taken out by on Valentines Day is a sniper rifle
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I’ll never understand people who get into a relationship and forget they have friends
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It’s actually rude and inconvenient how everything I enjoy doing costs money
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