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"Fun Isn't Something One Considers When Balancing The Universe….”
Gotham City
Joined April 2016
Only a criminal thinks this fast 🤣 UNREAL!!!!!.
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Them “Championship managers” are doing alright at Chelsea & Bayern 🤣.
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This is why the eye test will always be the only credible way to judge footballers! 🤣.
Jude Bellingham's game by numbers vs. Dortmund:. 100% aerial duels won.50 touches.3 chances created.2/3 tackles won.1 big chance created.1 assist. Just 20 years old. Wow. 🔥🔥🔥
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Danica has been benched by 6 different managers & she’s still the first to training it’s admirable!.
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Hooked after a disasterclass against S.Korea but Ten Hag needed to show him more respect 🤣🤷🏾♂️.
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The way United fans are coming together to convince Chelsea fans that Maguire would be a good signing is a sight to behold! 🤣.
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Hojlund just out there covering grass! Man spent £72M on Rizla!.
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Bruno & Pogba in the same team is gonna be a joke! Those kind of passes coming regular! #MUFC.
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Add Pogba Rashford + Bailly this team ahead of Lindelof Matic + James! That XI is on SMOKE! 🤷🏾♂️ #MUFC.
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Streets calling him Martin Øverdraft! This is the guy they couldn’t live without? 🤣.
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Man signed Varane Sancho & CR7 and got worse 🤣 jail is too good for Ole man needs to get drafted for #SquidGame.
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J Hus, Chris Brown, NSG, WizKid & Burna Boy 🤣 my most listened to in 2020 is a vibe!.
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Klopp & Tuchel’s dad coming to the theatre! Where’s the tequila we getting LIT! 🇩🇪.
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Shaughna was way too composed she’s definitely killed a man before not even a gangster tear 🤣 #LoveIsland.
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I’ve defended Garnacho a lot but I think he needs a loan.
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Our two laziest players! Love to see it! ❤️🤝.
Anthony Martial pressed RB Leipzig 20 times individually — no United player pressed them more. Top 5:. 20 – Martial.19 – Pogba.17 – Fred.14 – Shaw.13 – Greenwood
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Pogba ain’t kicked a ball in about 6 months and was miles better than Bruno! 🤣 the way some of this fanbase disrespected PP when Bruno came in! Just be happy we have them both and understand levels! #TOTMUN.
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“bEsT tEaM iN pReMiEr lEaGuE hIsToRy” 🤣 Them man been touched more than a card reader in McDonald’s #LFC.
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Wan-Bissaka is a BULLY! Openly talking about allowing people space down the byline to make them think they have hope 🤣 madman!.
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Grown men really accusing Pogba of faking an injury because he was dancing at his brother’s wedding 🤣 his foot was literally in a cast a few weeks ago but don’t let facts get in the way of ur racially charged agendas! 👏🏾.
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Certain man’s 🐐 going out sad! More Botox than goal involvements!.
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Telles & Dalot showing certain man what attacking full backs actually look like! Tears in my eyes! #MUFC.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and chat shit get banged; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Neal “Einstein” Maupay
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White kit to campaign against knife crime while their fans are screaming they need killers up front 🤣.
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Patrice Evra with the Monday morning sermon on Instagram 👏🏾 one of the only ex players I’ve got time for! #mufc.
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That was embarrassing I can’t even lie! If you’re celebrating that you’re in for a long season! #MUFC.
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If #MUFC get outspent by Spurs (who just bought a new stadium) in this transfer window & you lot are still buying merchandise then you deserve the pain & misery! 🤣.
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This is the guy some of u been chatting rubbish about 🤣 SMH!.
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Kai Rooney > Kai Havertz 💉💉💉💉.
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I’ve always wanted to be like @troopzafc The bruddah has so much wave it’s actually mad blud!! Hairline on point, supports the right team and he’s from north west like me. All hail king troopz 🙌🏽.
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Just seen Pogba & Henderson have the same #FIFARatings 🤣 what an absolute disrespect! PES is better anyway! 🤷🏾♂️.
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Yo @TroopzAFC life comes at you fast darg roll safe 🤣 Them NY streets are COLD 😭 #ArtetaBall
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My midfielder! What a troll 🤣.
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Pogba, Fred & Martial are the scapegoats while Dan James is doing up workrate & inshallah 🔴⚪️⚫️.
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I don’t care who u are there’s definitely at least one Justin Bieber song that u vibe with its 2020 stop the lies 🤣.
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Dalot playing top level football but they don’t wanna speak about it…. .
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Stormzy battered man whilst dancing with a cup of tea and a spliff 🤣😫 I don’t wanna hear anymore chat that was a 7-10 round I counted at least 3 knockdowns!.
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Your star CB literally scored an OG last game & has videos online touching himself you need to simmer down!.
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DeBruyne plays deliberate calculated passes! Bruno is out here doing flicks in dead ends and trying to force passes that aren’t even geometrically possible! 🤣 find me one Bruno assist that shows he can pass the ball even 30% as well as KDB!.
@rantsnbants De Bruyne does the same thing and plays risky passes tho? It’s what creative players are supposed to do.
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Zirkamp at The Emirates! Poetic Justice!.
These players let Zirkzee come to emirates and wave us bye bye out of the cup, I’m sick 🤢
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Tuchel sacked on the back of a 4-0 win with PSG still in the CL & 1 point off the top! Ambition. must be nice 🤣.
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Should have known Cavani was gonna do a mazza when he rolled up looking like Nelly in 04.
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