Your sin does not offend me, it’s the cowardly refusal to call it by its name that’s pissing me off

RT @mich_enjoyer: Good Evening, Enjoyers.

Aesthetically offended by the hoi polloi, but I do it all for them 🙏🏽

When I am a jealous lover, I am united with the Most High. “I am a jealous God” —Exodus 20:5

I liked it because I could use it to figure out when one of my mutuals was active and liking tweets that weren’t mine

I’m kind of like a Midwestern war hero if you consider all that I’ve been through for saying “retard” in Ferndale, Michigan

@Seb__flyte1 Least gay tweet ever lowkey

@CarsonJRuss Carson deleting — Carson to DUST

@04s1sdeh0rr0r Buscando una Sonya en un mundo de Kareninas

En una noche oscura, con ansias en amores inflamada ¡oh dichosa ventura! salí sin ser notada, estando ya mi casa sosegada. — Quedé y olvidéme, el rostro recliné sobre el Amado; cesó todo, y dejéme, dejando mi cuidado entre las azucenas olvidado…

RT @realCarlyMoran: While information overload is a modern issue in itself, its effect is far more frightening. Screen culture makes it dif…

@bobby_on_mars Te llaman “Bobby, el indio culto”

You wouldn’t have been able to stop me from getting involved I have been running these scenarios in my head 24/7 since I was five years old

@bingtoolbar Free at last 🙏🏽

This is where I draw the line. Don’t speak on Ancient Rome’s chief poet like that

I can post more on 5% than you can on 50%

@AnaKrivolapova It’s enraging.

Need a late night deli with a bar that I may or may not get shot in due to my affiliations

Bruh

@bobby_on_mars You never know!