My "Which pro golfer do you most want to see rock some level of a beard for a few weeks that hasn't previously gone down that road" rankings:
1.) Spieth
2.) Keith Mitchell
3.) Woodland
greeting men is so stressful you never know what weird combination of handshake, back pat and fist bump they’re gonna do. please gentleman can we just hug
@Wendys
@BurgerKing
For years the king had reigned supreme, unthreatened.
Until one day a small, red headed girl came along and destroyed an empire, claiming the crown for herself.
Her name is Wendy, and this is her story.
@KieranSoFar
@DrakeGatsby
plot twist: after finding out so much about each other they fall in love and both start scheming ways to “accidentally” meet the other
Hello, I’d like to pay for one month of your new gym membership. I think it’s great that you’re trying.
Like and RT
Then I’ll pick someone at random and Venmo you the money.
Since the
@NFL
starts tonight, we’d like to remind everyone that pro football players SHOULD be able to take CBD or weed to manage their pain.
They currently can only take prescription opiates, as per NFL rules.
CBD:
- is trendy
-takes the edge off without having to take the next day off
- tastes good in smoothies
Wine:
- makes you hungover
-increases likelihood of texting a guy who doesn’t deserve you
-is often used in weird religious ceremonies
YOU do the math
@MyGolfSpy
In terms of priority?
1. Nicotine
2. Weed / Booze
3. Driver
4. Wedge
5. Putter
Nice to haves:
1. Remembering where I put my car keys at the end of the round
2. Half a bottle of water
3. The same balls I started with
@chica_2626
@LoboExplosivo
Well, it’s not just CBD, it’s clean skincare that happens to have some CBD and it can do a few things for your skin! In Collins case hopefully it helps with some of that puffiness
what i thought adulthood would be like:
-staying up late
-eating whatever i want
-going out
what it’s really like:
-laundry
-laundry
-dishes
-laundry
-“sorry can we reschedule?”
-laundry
@ANGC_burner
The Saudi part still sucks… it’s the world we live in, but Jesus Christ man is there no American institution that ain’t for sale?
Let’s sell the Cowboys to N Korea and the Yankees to the Chinese while we’re at it
@acaseofthegolf1
I did my best to give proper credit. We don’t have the following they do but at least our folks know about the kind of work you’re doing
2. Brands aren’t legally allowed to discuss the “benefits” of CBD, per the FDA. This is because the FDA doesn’t want brands making false health claims. So customers have to do the research themselves. What should they look for?
they say you’re supposed to stick to your normal routines so i’ve been making plans to get dinner with myself but then canceling last minute every weekend
One of our co-founders just cashed this out for 85k… would you have?
All he needed was a McCaffrey TD for 200k.
@FDSportsbook
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