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Hazelwart

@cactusbaracus

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23, Likes video games and DnD, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ bi with *heavy* woman lean, DMs open. not poly just single. MDNI

Kentucky, USA
Joined March 2021
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
2 years
@RoJoHen @lilyblueyez Companies hiring and scheduling more people to deal with the massive sudden increase in work load when mobile ordering became a thing/popular? Lol, lmao
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2 months
@EdensNotAnEgg Do it, you're spitting facts, a real dad would love you no matter what
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@cactusbaracus
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20 days
@Permanenc3_ What about unpaid 30min lunch break?
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2 years
@haydenir3land @mattxiv Because he's a satire account lol
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2 years
@Zane1968 @BlueJayBird0 @JoshuaPotash The fuck do you mean *try* ? It's currently impossible to live off of minimum wage and it's still hard on double that. Fuckin talkin about "not okay" NO BRO IT AINT NOT OKAY ITS FUCKING UNLIVABLE
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@cactusbaracus
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1 month
Meant to post this like 2 days ago lol, my pronouns have arrived
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1 month
Dang the dolls be hating me today what did I do??? 😭😭😭
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1 year
@PndaHEH @yxngfxg_96 @based_eva @WokeArchive they are, YOUR FUCKING BODY MAKES THEM
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@cactusbaracus
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2 years
@darioushurt @HarperStephens_ She said "late 20's - EARLY 30's"
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@cactusbaracus
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2 years
@SC0NSTI0 @risutodd According to other comments it's not a coincidence, she legally changed her name to match
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2 years
@Amber420Turd @Esqueer_ "Hey queer people were in death camps" "Omg stop making everything about queer people!"
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5 months
@D4C_Trice @GunnerDobbins At least 1, the next earth avatar would have had a fighting chance, but if they also died then the fire nation gets the avatar, and they're either locking them up forever, or brainwashing the hell out of them.
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2 years
@LaylaLegion @GL2814_3 I don't think it should be a series, maybe a special
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5 months
@SRanger1071 @GunnerDobbins Yep, to make sure if he was reincarnated, that the fire nation could either lock them up forever or brainwash them. That's also why they didn't kill the southern water benders outright, and instead locked them up in flameo bay
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15 days
@nrmnkmb @CQuill97 I'm trying to think of how he got in their house lol
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2 years
@DarcyWAHF @TransMia_ Your account is so full of terf shit I can't tell if you're a bit account or not. if not then goddamn get a life that isn't shitting on people, maybe birdwatching or Fishing. Preferably something alone because God knows assholes who obsess about shitting on people have no friends
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5 months
@kcrras @MegaBaumTV Also it wasn't a full moon, and there's only 3 bloodbenders on the planet who can bend without a full moon, and korra didn't know any of them existed at the time. It was completely out of left field. (And was really cool watching it when it aired)
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2 years
@Yetekt1 @fluffytkr @reddit_TLCM It literally is designed for you to sit on it? That's like at least half of its job
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2 years
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@cactusbaracus
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1 month
Literally took this last night lol I love it so muchhhhh
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1 month
I wish circles were still a thing, I wanna post and yearn about this one girl but I don't want her to see it b/c were mutuals 😭😭💀😭💀 I might just do it anyway ngl
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29 days
Yall got any games on your phones?? 🥺
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2 years
@PanchoParker2 @SomeLeftyTroll @healthbyjames Kinda hard to have babies when you die from covid.
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20 days
@Permanenc3_ Can I whine? 🥺
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@cactusbaracus
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2 years
@coffee_sl @jk_rowling "The gay scenes" tbh there were 2 lines about love that could easily have been interpreted as them being really close friends, there wasn't even a hug or anything, if I didn't know Dumbledore was gay before watching the movie I never would have known
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7 months
@Remote__Viewer_ @John26460475 @atlaswuzhere Why do transphobes always assume people just switch to the different gendered version of their deadname? Like that is such a small minded, unoriginal, and downright boring notion to have.
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
21 days
(I know yall are sick of seeing this) pulling out ol reliable
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@veryultraviolet
VIOLET! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
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‼️‼️MY TRANS BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND SIBLINGS‼️‼️ REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE PHOTO OF YOURSELF‼️‼️ DONT FORGET THIS INCLUDES NB PEOPLE, GENDERFLUID PPL, AND DEMIBOYS/GIRLS, ETC.
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3 months
@MovieHooligan There's a saying that we're always just 3 meals away from anarchy
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1 month
GOOD MORNING TO ALL THE LITTLE GAY LOSERS IN MY PHONE!!!
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
2 years
@EDIQuestions @halomancer1 @TransMia_ I'm a PHD in identifying blatanty obvious Hate groups (valedictorian, top of my class at P.U, was space quarterback for Nasa) and can confirm miss Tightpants' astute and correct observation that LGBA are, in fact, a blatantly obvious hate group.
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5 months
@2ndbigdyl @GunnerDobbins I don't think the next avatar would have been killed, the fn knew the next avatar would be born in the easily defeatable southern water tribe, and if that one died then the next would be born in the earth kingdom, far out of their reach.
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2 years
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23 days
Favorite photo I've ever taken of my face :3
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@skymoding
skylar ☾♥︎☽
23 days
post a pic where your beautiful, radiant face looks insane
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Hazelwart
12 days
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN AS ACTIVE THE LAST LITTLE BIT! IM MOVING AND I SPENT THE LAST 2 NIGHTS IN MY NEW APARTMENT!!! Have a washed hazel photo, normally my forehead doesn't look that big ;-;
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5 months
@CobaltQuill @GunnerDobbins Maybe, but I don't think roku would be chill with sozin hyping up the fire nation to genocide the air nomads, I think the only reason aang got to 12 is b/c sozin had to keep his plans on hold/secret till roku died.sozin was so scared of the avatar it consumed him in the end.
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1 year
@Evan64m @han_tani2 You can't pet the dog in New Zelda : (
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2 years
@xM0nkex @GoodReddit Lightning strike turns pigs into zombie pigmen
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9 months
@PhoqueToute @IQWrestler You're gonna lose it like Kong is losing that fight to godzilla
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5 months
@Balkarzar @MaceAhWindu Holy shit ur right, bro has to go to Canada AND conceal his identity 💀
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22 days
GAY YEARNING ACHIEVED!!!! 🥳
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Hazelwart
1 year
@minecraftjh2004 @ComicGirlAshley One of the things I liked that fo4 did was in dialogue it would pan to your character, so you got to see them a lot more
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Hazelwart
1 month
Went with my family to go get ice cream, love getting deadnamed and misgendered 10(/10) times in 10 minutes 🫠. Fuck i can't wait to move out in a month
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1 month
UUUUUUUGH EVERYONE ON HERE LIVES SO FAR AWAY AND I FEEL AWFUL AND UGLY AND DYSPHORIC AND ALL I CAN DO IS SIT AT HOME ALONE AND ITS SO LONELY AND IT SUCKSSS 😭 people on here call me pretty but they only see the good photos I send them 😞
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
2 years
@LilPeachAD @andrewthecoder @Hexan_Decimal @_naziaabrahams Harder actually, productivity has increased a rather large bit over the past couple decades/generations
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2 years
@Between14335437 @kweston1218 @ianbremmer @acr810 Guatemala is a good ocean or so away, how tf is a wall gonna help in this situation? Like if you're gonna stick to a thing at least make sure the thing isn't entirely fucking stupid
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5 months
@DanielWienerson @Zergei619 Nah u must be mistaken, the creator of minecraft is hatsune miku
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Hazelwart
28 days
Uuuuuuugh I start my new job in about an hour, they're going to clock me as queer and beat Me with hammers b/c they're all old and it's so scary and I'm scared
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Hazelwart
1 year
@honeycouubs @fyridk In her case it was a planned retirement, she was going to retire before she even said she was going to play the game. Other smaller, independent vtubers can retire randomly if they want as they don't typically have a contract with anyone.
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Hazelwart
2 years
@metal_gear88 @ninaturner @brad_polumbo If adults shouldn't work at McDonald's then why are some open after 10pm, and why are they open at all before 4pm mon-fri?
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Hazelwart
1 month
Uuuuugh I gotta get used to waking up early but all my friends and the beautiful internet women are nocturnal : (
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Hazelwart
2 years
@ConanThorMars1 @thayethaye @AstroDog19 @fervered_femoid @RichardBSpencer Goddamn you're fucking stupid, I mean like a barrel of rocks can play cards better than you holy shit. Like I refuse to belive that you're over the age of like 15. I'm honestly amazed and saddened that you feel comfortable enough to state this false information.
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Hazelwart
2 years
@stuman4au @ninaturner @brad_polumbo It's a stepping stone, yet stepping stones tend to be above water, if you're not making enough to live, to keep you above water, then it isn't really a stone worth stepping on.
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Hazelwart
2 years
@CatFinola @IvanEggs @meowskatoodles You still didn't give an example, but I guess that doesn't matter since you were "commenting"
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Hazelwart
21 days
👀 hey uh, friendly reminder, i love the serotonin boost from talking with cool people on Twitter and having them interact with me, more people should do it, I promise i won't bite!
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bonnibel 🔆
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this means so much to us small accounts 🩷
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2 years
@KenNevering @Masiosaurio @healthbyjames Idk man, I kinda like not having polio
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Hazelwart
2 years
@Hydiyn @mariskreizman More like "acknowledge that people exist, get destroyed" also libraries are a service, they don't exist to make money so they can't go broke.
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2 months
@EdensNotAnEgg 🫂 girl I'm so so sorry I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through, if u wanna talk or just vent or whatever I'm free anytime
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2 years
@SlappyW22077890 @CNN @donie Bet if you were swatted you'd think differently.
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@cactusbaracus
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9 months
@FAYGOVAMPY @hottwinklawyer @nikicaga As someone who's also from Kentucky ditto, and thank you transmasc family guy meowscles
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1 month
I JUST CANT WIN TODAY 😭😭😭💔
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@cactusbaracus
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2 years
@tookthatdump @MoreIola @kate_Iit No one mentioned fucking animals, why are you thinking about fucking animals?
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2 years
@Zane1968 @JoshuaPotash Skills are useless if you're destroying your body and mind by working 100hrs a week.
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Hazelwart
1 month
Yall nerds seemed to eat up the gay bar hazel face reveal, so I guess since I've broken that seal I can just start posting face now? Idk lemme know if u want more hazel selfies, here's what I looked like yesterday morning after the gay bar
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Hazelwart
9 days
You're all getting kissed (threat) :3
@FollowsGirlies
Following Girls
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A lot of you are pretty kissable
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Me rn I'm gonna die from lack of kisses 🥺
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I need to kiss more women
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2 years
@Yetekt1 @fluffytkr @reddit_TLCM And you play with it while and by sitting on it
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1 month
Dinosour 🦕
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HOLY FUCK SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST LIKE 30 HOURS!!! But unrelated to that I'm getting taco bell, anyone want anything? 🌮
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@transybooo
𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮
19 days
Post a pic from when your eyes were sparkling
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1 month
Gay yearning has been canceled/postponed. I'm sorry, but don't be sad, I'm not :3 /gen
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1 month
God I fucking hate estrogen making it so easy for me to cry, my throat hurts :(
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3 months
@JosephThe_Squid @Speedwag1 @XXtn664 @mujerdetomura Bro has never heard of a trans man before 💀
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24 days
@celestesposts I think you'll make people faint and walk into things and crash their cars, b/c u look so awesome!
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@Permanenc3_ 😵‍💫 I'd wish I was back home in human bed or cage
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Hazelwart
6 days
Me and who? 👀
@ikamiku_
saya
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2 girls kissing with their tongues
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1 month
I forgot what I was going to post ;-;
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24 days
My end of the bargin :3
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@HandfulOfCass
💕Cassidy Rose💕
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the thigh pics are gone. hope you enjoyed them
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Hazelwart
21 days
@forcefeminized Hiiiiiii hiiii BARK WRUFF *whine* *whimper* please please please please please I'll be such a good girl please please please prithe! Prithe! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👉👈🥺😖😖😖
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@fishmoding HOLY FUCK YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY!!!
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2 years
@lewis_shomari @NebsGoodTakes LMAO Johnathan Kent is bisexual he has a LITERAL BOYFRIEND
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2 years
@TheKenGoodman @Esqueer_ As a kid I read an absolute fuck ton, some of those books I read were from classroom bookshelves, and the closest thing to porn I ever found on one was a copy of 1984, you say elementary schoolers can't read porn in school "anymore" but they've never been able to or encouraged to
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1 month
Just poured a bowl of cereal then realized we have no milk 🫠
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8 months
@sjsiskd1 @GGMoman Red skull is at least smart enough to only *think* the slurs when he asks to team up, once he double crosses or has the upper hand he's yelling every slur in the book tho, hell he probably thinks up New ones during the team-up.
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2 years
@UCommie @Madmadmonkey2 @JoshuaPotash Exactly, college should be affordable and government loans for it (which make up I think 90% of all college loans) shouldn't charge interest
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Hazelwart
1 month
@KaytianK Nah they can clearly be used as a pillow/bounce pad they look so soft. They can be used to save lives!
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Hazelwart
1 month
Went to da gay bar last night! (Talking to women is scary)
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
1 month
Fuck yall are gonna get so many posts from me later when I feel brave enough to tempt fate (also u all really seemed to like my tweet laminating the lack of circle tweets, these are gonna be in a similar vein 👌)
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@cactusbaracus
Hazelwart
10 days
NEEEEEEEEEEED 🥺 👉👈 hello beautiful women in my phone! Yall should be in my bed instead.
@n0tbuni
buni ꨄ
12 days
lets go on a date n by date i mean lay in bed n make out for 3 hours..
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10 days
(Photo from the other day) uuugh, I'm on a route I haven't been on, it's country roads, and it's supposed to storm later, gonna Have a lovely day, at least the scenery should be nice
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