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Every NHL team has an assistant coach that looks like this.
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The year is 2093. Lake Winnipeg has almost swallowed the whole city of Winnipeg. People are wearing oxygen masks to breath. There are no farms or parks or automobiles, but the Viscount Gort hotel is in phase 7 of renovations.
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I have now gone 3 YEARS without drinking alcohol.
I'm not proud of a lot but this, this is something I'm proud of.
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Rare photo of Princess Diana giving Kyle Connor her autograph.
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Ranger fans are finding out just how important Blake Wheeler is.
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Changes that should be made before trading Ehlers or Laine
Fire coach
Fire GM
Trade Connor
Trade Wheeler
Fire the guy that picks the music at MTS
Move the team to Houston
Move the team to Flin Flon
Trade Hellebuyck
Stop serving alcohol at games
Bring back Andrew Ladd
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Time zones are crazy
Australia is in 2021
Winnipeg is in 2020
Paul Maurice is in 2003
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What a difference SIX MONTHS of not drinking will make.
I'm still struggling mentally, but not nearly as bad. And my appearance has changed for the better.
Six fucking months today.
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The Winnipeg Jets hung on to Ondrej Pavelec like he was Patrick Roy or something, but are going to trade away a generational scorer, that they drafted, for no reason other than he isn't being put in the position he deserves and that helps the team win.
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About 55 games a season Hellebuyck plays like this. It absolutely boggles the mind that anyone, watching at minimum, one of those games could still complain about him. He's the best player in Jets history.
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The fact anyone is saying "just buy Tim's" shows something that I've been noticing recently.
Winnipeggers have no taste and no respect for their own money.
I see it everywhere and this is a great example
No difference between Tim's and gourmet doughnuts, ok pegger
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First time to the pride parade and I gotta say, if we're actually grooming children, like the idiots say, then we're grooming them to be loving, fun, beautiful and accepting individuals and I'll take that any bloody day of the year.
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Am I doing this right?
Trouba is a former Jet, who played his ass of and was a first round draft pick and is getting boo'd.
Bobby Hull is a wife beating, nazi sympathizer who also used to play for the Jets, and he doesn't get boo'd.
Congratulations, Winnipeg.
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Logan Stanley was drafted EIGHT YEARS AGO and people think he is still going to develop
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@shaunking
How are there more than like 40 people, in the whole country, that would vote for Trump
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You know you've made it when....you are an answer on Jeopardy!!
@jonbellion
@jonbellionnews
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Another instance of Myers taking away the wrong player. What the hell is this.
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One year is a long time. To think, I haven't had a drink in one year.
What this letter doesn't mention is, I also try to take my own life on December 10, 2018. Turns out, I suck at that.
Anyway....
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.
@wpgpolice
too busy kicking unhoused people out of bus shelters to come arrest the clearly intoxicated person that rear ended the car my child was in.
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This is me these days.
December 10, 2018 was the day I drank alcohol for the last time.
I don't feel pride in many things I do, but this is something I am definitely proud of.
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I got myself a dream jersey today.
@ArizonaCoyotes
legend and one of my all-time favorite players.
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If this happened in Winnipeg the drivers of the cars wouldn't let the plane in.
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After 6/7 years of Pavelec, how short are Jets fans memories.
This talk about Helle being the problem, trading him or anything similar is the worst take in Winnipeg sports history.
Helle is a top 3 goalie in the NHL and top 10 this year.
Literally impossible to replace
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I'm not understanding Bell MTS advertising for WiFi boosters, for $5 a month.
So, your customers have to pay because your service isn't good enough?!?
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Today marks 2.5 years since I stopped drinking. Recently I've realised that, that's a long ass time and I'm proud of myself.
Thank you to those of you that have supported me way more than I deserve. You know who you are. ♥️
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I've lost like 10 followers in the last 2 days. If me defending a sexual assault victim, at the expense of your favorite hockey team, offends you, please keep unfollowing.
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Hockey coach almost single handedly ruins an entire organization
Jets fans "I'm cheering for that guy"
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So, today I celebrate 8 months sober.
In the last few months I've noticed a huge improvement in my mental health. I am grateful to feel better almost daily
A few months ago, I wouldn't have dreamed I would be in a good enough place to share anything with anyone. Here we are
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Guys like Tkachuk don't do anything by accident. Everything they do is exaggerated and embellished.
I'm not saying he tried to hurt Scheifele,but don't think for a second every time he makes a play there isn't something *extra* happening.
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Truckers "end the pandemic right now"
Everyone else "we're trying but you won't wear a mask or get vaccinated"
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I wasn't going to post anything today, because mentally I've been struggling for a few weeks.
But since it's
#WorldMentalHealthDay
10 months ago, today, I tried to take my own life. Although I have lots of work to do, I stopped drinking that day and haven't drank alcohol since
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Patrik Laine. Dustin Byfuglien.
When the Jets had personality.
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1,460 straight days waking up without a hangover.
Four years, today, without a drink.
I'm grateful for many twitter and real-life friends for helping me.
♥️
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It's funny Jets fans say a 21 year old who's never gotten a chance (and is the best player in the AHL) is a bust but a 1st round pick who was drafted 7 years ago is still developing.
Make it make sense.
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@sierraornelas
@jamieloftusHELP
It has always seemed to me, no matter the industry, heads of companies demand expertise but do not understand it, see the full value in it or respect it in any way, shape or form.
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So the Winnipeg Jets have made the playoffs 4 of 11 seasons and there isn't any need for drastic change?
How many GM's keep their jobs with a 36.6 playoff percentage (and a rape cover up).
If Lowry and Huddy aren't shown the door by Tuesday morning, expect another lost year.
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I entered "most secure job in world history" in to ChatGPT and this was the result
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I really like PLD. But it's absolutely embarrassing the Jets traded Laine. For so many reasons it's embarrassing.
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As of today, I've managed to go FIVE YEARS without consuming alcohol. There is no way I ever thought I could go more than a day or two, years ago, yet here we are.
Lots of friends and family really went out of their way to help. And I'm so grateful for that. ❤️
Many didn't.
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Boy, look at tiny Enstrom get bullied in the corner.
Oh wait, gets the puck and makes the pass.
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Jets fans cheering themselves after they yell "true north" to their corporate overlords.
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Paul Maurice getting praise for Jansen Harkins is exactly what's wrong with hockey.
If he was so good, so hard working, such a long term "lock" why the hell did it take 3 major injuries to get him in? How did "no one give him a chance" to make it?
Play the best players. Simple
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Amazing what happens when you don't roll Blake Wheeler 20 minutes a night and Paul Maurice and Charlie Huddy aren't around
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@SengerMw
@JetsCentric
@DelaneyAPeters
Wow. I knew hockey culture was full of ignorant assholes, but I didn't think we'd ever find their leader.
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We've had Buff, Trouba, Toby and a normal JoMo and other than blips here and there, the defense has sucked since 2011.
Adding a defenseman would help slightly but would definitely not fix the problem.
Charlie Huddy and Paul Maurice are the change needed to improve this team.
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You fucking anti vaxxers are fucking with my job now. Go get vaccinated you selfish pricks.
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Blake Wheeler, second in ice-time for forwards. Absolutely incredible
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Move over McJesus.
Our Lord and Savior Connor Hellebuyck has risen.
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Winnipeg Jets fans have Logan Stanley as the third most untouchable player on the Winnipeg Jets according to the Winnipeg Sun poll.
Ehlers
Lowry
Stanley
Really? Why do we even bother.
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I just caught a shoplifter as they left the Sport Chek by my place. Ran after him through the parking lot and got the stuff back.
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Even if you're not a "fire Maurice" guy, after 8 seasons wouldn't you just want to see what a different strategy would do to this line up? Like, just because.
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The Winnipeg Jets haven't had a single practice since Heinola was recalled.
One morning skate and one warm up with the team.
Next level development.
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"we don't know how to merge, signal, drive in parking lots, zipper merge or use a traffic circle", yet
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60 days without a beer (or any alcohol). Any of you that know me, know that's a pretty big deal....
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Today I received my first paycheck, in 14 years, that is my own. Is this what's it's like to be a grown adult? (Says the grown man living in a 1 bedroom apartment with his brother and two little girls).
Also, yesterday was 7 months sober. What a freaking journey.
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I'll say it.
Kevin Cheveldayoff has no idea what he's doing.
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"the Jets need big defensemen"
No, the Jets need good defensemen, if they happen to be big, that's a bonus.
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Just like with Pavelec, Jets fans have never experienced an elite coach (or goalie) so they assume their coach is the best.
Once the coach version of Hellebuyck arrives you'll see how foolish you've been.
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Fucking garbage.
The Chicago hockey team should have had draft picks stripped forget get a lottery rigged for them.
Garbage.
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You can have your fancy signs all you want.
Probably still the best
#WPGWhiteout
sign of all time.
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I'm glad I took all the precautions so that the idiots get to take off their masks.
Bull shit.
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The most frustrating thing about Heinola isn't that he isn't playing and could help the team, which does suck. The biggest issue is that he didn't play any fucking hockey this season when he was supposed to be "developing"
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"Paul Stastny was one of nicest and best dudes to ever play for the Jets"
Paul Stastny donated $1000 to the trucker convoy.
Both things can't be true
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For years the Jets were awful defensively but Connor Hellebuyck made them a playoff team, almost by himself.
Now, the team is excellent defensively, add Connor Hellebuyck to that and bam- you're dare I say, elite.
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The main reason I'd like to see Maurice fired isn't because I don't like him, it's because I'd like our city to win a Stanley Cup.
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"Jets have no leverage" Saturday
"We didn't want him anyway" Sunday
"We'll pay more than LA" today
Tough to keep a narrative
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@solomongeorgio
People don't hate unions, they are jealous that union workers get paid well and have basic rights, as workers.
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The 👏🏻 pandemic 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 over 👏🏻 just 👏🏻 because 👏🏻 you’re 👏🏻 bored 👏🏻
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When I told Ehlers he is the
#bestjet
Lowry spoke up and said "best Danish Jet", even internally they just don't get it.
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Not sure why people are hating on Vegas
They paid a bundle for team
Expansion drafted amazing
Made huge trades
Sold out every game
A few deep runs
2nd chance on Eichel
They've done what most fans dream their team would do.
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Coaches that last 9 seasons win Stanley Cups. Not 3 playoff series.
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"and again, we're happy with our group, again we've got good leadership and we're confident in our group of guys and again, we've got a good roster of good guys"
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Started dating this beautiful woman one year ago today.
I've never had someone look at me and love me the way she does.
I'm so grateful to have you
@breana_meadows
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"just because there are players available that make your team better, it doesn't mean you have to make trades " Kevin Cheveldayoff
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You'd have to be pretty dumb to not realize Scheifele was kidding around after the "fight" last night.
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Paul Maurice is the only coach that juggles his lines when losing and makes them less offensive.
Fucking clueless.
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For those new to twitter -
If Kyle Connor were not from north america, he'd be more vilified than Ehlers is.
If Ehlers were from north america, he'd be the second favourite player in club history
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I too did my own research. I briefly listened to what the people smarter than me suggested and then I went for my vaccine. Pretty,pretty simple.
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Sami Niku has developed so fast he shall now be known as Samuel Niku
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If you ever were under the north endzone stands at the old Winnipeg Stadium during halftime of a playoff game, don't worry about what's in the vaccine
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