The Rob Paradigm
@itchypooper
Followers
4,049
Following
2,887
Media
4,822
Statuses
52,801
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#2024MAMAVOTE
• 1103461 Tweets
I VOTE
• 860837 Tweets
गोपाल मिश्रा
• 143434 Tweets
Libya
• 129831 Tweets
Nobel
• 110619 Tweets
Choice - Female Award
• 90230 Tweets
Super Eagles
• 73169 Tweets
LOVE MONEY FAME OUT NOW
• 73102 Tweets
神奈川県警
• 59375 Tweets
Columbus
• 45586 Tweets
Daron Acemoğlu
• 38909 Tweets
My MAMA
• 32058 Tweets
レモンポップ
• 26280 Tweets
Heart and Share Monday
• 25807 Tweets
千葉県北西部
• 25402 Tweets
棚橋引退
• 22307 Tweets
#Oneの輪
• 18450 Tweets
棚橋弘至
• 18025 Tweets
WINNYSATANG x BOOKEXPO
• 15689 Tweets
ペプチドナイル
• 12733 Tweets
ノミネート
• 12702 Tweets
Simon Johnson
• 12680 Tweets
The reason you can’t have free healthcare and free public college.
BREAKING:
Biden has approved military strikes against Iranian personnel and facilities.
1K
2K
4K
68
7K
19K
This is why they never codified R vs W.
220
2K
11K
Sorry America, there’s nothing congress can do to make your lives any better, we have to empty the treasury and send another 100 billion to foreign countries for war. 🤷♂️
52
958
4K
Anyone remember when Joe Biden said he was going to cure cancer, legalize marijuana and raise the minimum wage to $15 and hour, but instead he started a proxy war with Russia and funded a genocide in Gaza.
121
665
3K
What stage of capitalism is this?
57
248
2K
Anyone else concerned about the rise of the authoritarian police state?
123
245
2K
My next door neighbor told me today that she is going cold turkey off of insulin because she can’t afford it.
I came back home and had my wife put together a insulin care package of 1 nite time pen and a bottle of humalog and needles.
Why is our government trying to kill us?
62
425
2K
So what's the government's plan when 30 million people get kicked out of their homes in the middle of a pandemic with no jobs or healthcare?
326
388
2K
Republicans are trying to win in 2020.
Democrats are tying to beat Bernie in 2020.
37
370
1K
Just want to take a moment to remind all the whiny shitsacks that Diane Feinstein went to court to defend her flying the confederate flag at San Francisco city hall when she was mayor.
She has never been a good person.
If you are defending her you aren’t a good person either.
77
295
1K
You mean the candidate who got zero delegates and couldn’t win her home state may not be electable?
113
218
1K
Letting emergency unemployment expire during a full blown pandemic ON Labor Day is such a Joe Biden move.
49
269
1K
At 5am my wife woke me up to go potty, when she was back in bed she started talking to me and she was extremely clear headed and we talked until the sun came up.
I’m losing my best friend but I’m enjoying the time I have left with her.
56
33
1K
So today my wife and I sat outside the dollar store and realized we don’t have $5 dollars between us to buy butter.
We left and drove home, she held my hand and said, we have a roof over our head and we love each other.
If you are struggling financially, you aren’t alone. ❤️
51
181
1K
Anyone remember back in 2016 when a centrist (D) lost to a game show host and instead of performing a campaign autopsy, blamed Russia?
42
173
1K
While AOC is calling criticism of her violence, I’d like to ask you what exactly has AOC done for you and your family?
I’m gonna laugh when she votes for “momma bear” as speaker and see you folks defend her.
45
145
1K
My wife is talking to her mom on speakerphone and her mom is talking shit about me and seems to have forgot that the baby monitor is on.
Strange way to find out how people feel about you.
91
30
1K
Well fuck, just got home from the ER.
Wife can’t breathe and this was my worst fear.
130
36
919
Seeing democrats doing nothing to codify abortion into law for half a century, and now holding power in congress and the executive branches then acting like they can’t overrule the Supreme Courts possible ban on abortion is just top tier gaslighting.
25
285
930
@ProfPatch83
Wall Street IS the house, never bet against it.
Feds will fire the money cannon to cover wall streets gambling losses.
2
61
947
I told my wife today that we received $125 dollars for her final expenses from a Twitter follower.
She didn’t understand at first, then she remembered she is dying.
She didn’t understand why a stranger she never met would do that.
When I explained it to her she started crying.
20
55
875
A 🧵
I was employed at a plumbing company here in Tennessee making $28.50 hr. I quit working at that company because my wife racked up $45,000 of medical bills in 2 and a half months. There was no specialist who would see my wife unless I had cash in hand, I
62
248
882
What does Joe Biden breaking every campaign promise mean to you and your family?
123
150
829
What if I was to tell you that the invasion of Ukraine is entirely about natural gas?
123
106
824
The leader of the Democratic Party is Joe Biden.
Joe hasn’t delivered a single campaign promise.
The democrats are going to get swept out of office this fall, and it’s entirely their own fault.
97
143
804
So is Hillary racist if she runs against Kamala in 2024?
213
68
803
No student debt forgiveness, but another billion for Ukraine.
80
322
793
@kera2u
Whenever I see this I’m reminded that Haiti killed their masters and it makes me feel better.
2
28
703
After 8 years of struggling along side my wife fighting to keep her alive you would think I might be better prepared for this moment.
I’m literally sitting here shaking.
168
17
673
You know what would stimulate the economy?
A living wage.
32
114
660
China is putting tape seals on folks doors and windows and paying their wages to keep their ass at home.
In the US: Get you ass in here, Jeff died of Covid, we need you to cover his shift!
23
153
648
I cease to be amazed by how cheaply our politicians are purchased for.
59
126
622
@GrahamTheWatson
@litbrit
@adler_jd
Never forget the generation that elected Regan.
They are still around and voting.
9
13
609
Read the stupidest thing ever today.
Antony Blinken is going to China to tell them to stop providing arms to Russia. Meanwhile the US is providing arms to Taiwan and Ukraine. 🤦♂️
95
156
584
It’s been a good day today, my wife and I found out that she does NOT have pancreatic cancer.
I let out a huge sigh of relief when I read the lab results, I’ve been stressed since she had her procedure.
I’m blessed as a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
75
15
523
I hate how people describe the filibuster as a relic of Jim Crow, but fail to mention that Joe Biden is also a relic of Jim Crow.
22
95
543
I paid my house off several years ago, we own it outright.
My wife’s family is trying to get her to sign it over to them.
I put her name on the deed Incase I died so she didn’t have to go through escrow.
These fuckers are vultures. 🤬
121
32
529
I like to consider myself a pretty nice guy, but my wife’s family and friends telling me I need to cook for them because they didn’t eat before coming to visit my dying wife seems really rude.
Maybe that’s just me.
137
18
539
Rather that hold Abbott accountable for the baby formula shortage (buying back 6 billion in stock and not replacing the worn out formula dryers) the Biden administration has shown us that corporations are immune to criticism and accountability.
19
138
529
Just got off the phone with my MIL, she informed me that my wife has taken a turn for the worse.
I’m taking my boys down to the hospital to go see their mom and say good by.
178
23
511
@mintchocolatina
@BonusEruptus
Biggest red flag is bad mouthing your ex’s.
It only a matter of time before that’s you.
5
11
546
Today should be a holiday in Laos and Cambodia forever.
22
119
548
@gaijingirl2004
She was having a hard time talking on the phone because she couldn’t catch her breath since they got her blood sugar somewhat under control.
None of her symptoms make sense.
15
18
561
Why I will not vote for Joe Biden
37
132
463
I cried with my wife last night.
She doesn’t want to leave us alone.
49
6
452
I drank half of this orange juice with my kids and we all feel awful.
64
36
442
My wife blood sugar sensor died a week ago and I can’t get the insurance company to replace it because she is in hospice, they think poking my wife’s finger to get blood while she is dying is more “cost effective”.
Happy 4th of July everyone.
53
93
443
Just got off of the phone with the hospice house. my wife wrapped the phone cord around her neck in an attempt to kill herself.
She is being transferred to a psychiatric ward in hopes that they can medicate her to the point where she isn’t aware enough to try that again. 🥺 😭
120
10
435
My wife has stopped making any sense, she is gaunt and losing weight, I am doing all that I can to help her stay alive, but I’m having a hard time accepting what is happening to her.
Im listening to her conversation she is having to her mom, I wish I could turn the monitor off.🥺
77
8
426
@KTAR923
Baseball has prepared Curt Schilling for politics.
It taught him how to Hit, Steal and Run.
24
33
418
For the record, $600 is less than what I spent on NyQuil, inhalers, mucinex, vitamin d and cough lozenges while dealing with covid.
12
87
427
I’m so old that I remember when YouTube didn’t have ads.
40
16
430
She is the new Nancy Pelosi.
#NYC
"You refuse to call it a genocide" - handful of protesters chase after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at a Brooklyn movie theater, "You gonna cut it and take it out of context, I already said that it was" - AOC responded to protesters claims on refusing word "Genocide" , "This is
1K
1K
5K
54
86
440
I knew hospice was going to be hard, but my wife’s family is fighting over what they want of hers and she’s not even dead yet.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
95
17
411
@Imposter_Edits
@curiousofmind
I believe they have come to the surface to talk to you about our cars extended warranty.
0
8
457
Capitan Platitude has arrived. 🤦♂️
37
61
397
Kids ate well tonight, and I got my wife to eat half a braut.
Today my wife made it past 60 days, that’s the average for survival with liver failure. She is hallucinating so bad she didn’t understand what I was saying.
I just bottle up the emotions and keep moving forward.
48
10
406
Elizabeth Warren appears to be trying to fix her lack of support with POC by floating Andrew Gillum's name as VP.
77
71
380
After many conversations, my wife will be released from the mental hospital to come home on Monday.
I ask you all to send us peaceful energy, I hope it’s not needed. 🙏🤞
Thank you all ❤️
78
12
386
Tell me what $720 billions dollars would mean to your family.
69
56
385
Just got home from the hospital.
Desk says no one under 18 is allowed inside.
I raised hell and told them that their mother is dying and they want to see her.
The administrator made an exception and the boys got to hug and kiss her.
52
16
369
Why does it seem that our current state of American capitalism is backsliding into some form of feudalism?
84
53
372
Nothing says democracy like having your challengers and the Green Party removed from the ballot to “Save democracy”.
The
@DNC
is less democratic than the republicans.
38
104
386
My dog got off of his leash this morning and helped one of the rabbits escape their hutch, my son forgot to put the chickens up last night. I woke up to a bunny hanging out with the chickens and the dog trying to impress them with his being off his leash.
It was a animal party.🥰
41
17
371
Last thought: remember that dream we all had of being naked in front of the class? That’s what it’s like to share your life with Twitter. But instead of the class laughing at you, everyone hugged you and told you everything is going to be ok.
I never expected that here. 💕
29
18
370
I’m waiting for the government to announce that student loan debt will be passed down to your kids.
23
53
355
I have nothing against octogenarians, but can we agree that they shouldn't be running our country.
80
56
383
My vaccinated son had had headaches and an upset on Friday.
I had a headache and barfed yesterday.
My wife now has a headache and feels nauseous today.
Six of the kids on my kids bus now have covid, what a coincidence. 🤔
46
67
357
@AP_Politics
May I suggest you move you and your family to east Palestine to sho Americans that it just Russian disinformation.
6
14
361
Seeing democrats and their supporters raging at anyone who doesn’t support the extermination of Palestinians wasn’t something I expected to ever see.
53
95
367
Dianne Feinstein Argues She Still Perfectly Mentally Fit To Continue Captaining Submarine
30
48
343
Kim was lucid tonight.
We had a great stroll down memory lane.
I’m really happy right now. 😍
22
6
339
This morning around 8:30am my wife became belligerent, yelling and throwing things. She refused to take her medicine and scared the hell out of everyone in the house. She had to be taken to the hospice house. It’s left me feeling so sorry for her. My poor wife. 🥺
49
2
330
So how long before Neera blame Bernie for her failed confirmation?
53
25
332
I’m not sure how many people need to hear this, but no matter how much you defend Joe Biden on the Internet, it does not guarantee you a seat on a Ukrainian energy company.
14
68
331
There were some folks from Nantucket, who told Joe and Jill Biden to suck it.
Nantucket people to Biden: "We charge you with genocide"
175
2K
7K
18
74
345
My wife is home from the hospital, she soaked in the tub, is watching murder mysteries on YouTube.
When she stops biting her nails, she going to crawl into fresh linens.
I’m just sitting here amazed that she’s alive.
Go hug your loved ones folks.
27
22
336
Hey folks, the supply chain has shit the bed.
If you want to show your fellow Americans that you love them then please stop buying Halloween and Christmas decorations that will probably going to wind up in a landfills.
In fact, if it isn’t essential, then don’t buy it at all.
14
77
343
I’m just one of millions suffering through this awful time, many have lost loved ones to Covid and our government has adopted the “tough break buddy” philosophy.
My bootstraps are broken and I feel like a failure.
I’ve done my best and it never seems like enough.
I’m sorry to
8
27
337
So the cost of everything is skyrocketing while wages have been stagnant for decades. I feel like we are all being pushed into the streets.
Does the ruling class believe this is going to end well for them?
Or do they believe that they can throw crumbs without consequence?
37
73
329
Took my sick son to the urgent care, there was no parking, place had people waiting outside.
I left there and took him to his primary care doctor and this place is full too.
It’s surreal.
35
35
334
Wife Update: my wife called me today, I got to wish her a happy 50th birthday!
She tried to convince me that she is coming home, I got excited, but then she started hallucinating again and I was reminded that the love of my life has a severely broken brain.
42
6
330
@leilacleigh
That really sucks.
I’m no pharmacist, but here’s my prescription of cuteness from my P-Nut.
6
14
352
You all understand that Russia is going to overtake Ukraine right?
90
15
315
In this position, but here in the US I have seen the systematic destruction of any and all social safety nets. I’m heartbroken that I’m only going to be able to visit my wife on my days off, and I feel like a failure for not being able to have her die at home. But if I don’t
4
24
324
