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Byron Woodfork

@byronwoodfork

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Follow me for software engineering opinions, mentorship advice & movie nerd hot-take. @POCCode founder. #WakandaForever

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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
2 months
Us: "Angel Reese had a good game tonight" Random Internet person: "Yeah but Caitlin Clark is waaaaay better!!" Boy is this tiring 😅 #WNBA
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3 years
Pro-Tip for hiring a Black/POC Therapist & having your insurance cover it -- If you want to hire a therapist who's company is "out of network", you can call your insurance provider to request they allow in-network benefits for a particular therapist & lower your cost.... (Thread)
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2 years
What's the worst software you've used and why is it Microsoft Teams?
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5 years
Reminder: BE NICE TO THEATER EMPLOYEES THIS WEEK!!! A lot of them will be working double shifts and dealing with horrible customers. Don't be that person. Be nice and patient. Happy movie viewing peeps! 👋🏾
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4 years
I was supposed to be in Ghana next month listening to WizKid perform this new 🔥 album live smh.
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3 years
"Systemic Racism got ya down? Leave that shit at home. Don't bring it to work". Or whatever @basecamp said...
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
3 years
And the funny thing is, my therapist had been trying to get into my insurance company's network for over a year with no success. After I submitted my request, they approved her application to join their network shortly after.
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
If your insurance company asks "Why do you need to see this particular therapist?". It's 100% OK for you to answer with, "Because I'm dealing with mental issues that are particular to Black people/People of Color and your network doesn't have many therapists whom I identify with"
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm Another solid sci-fi show gone....
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
I said this to the person from my insurance company who asked me that question & he was speechless on that phone 😂 and just said, "Ok, I'll submit the request right now". A week or so later, my therapist was approved and I was able to see her for my regular visit co-pay amount.
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
3 years
My therapy bill went from $75 per visit to $0 with nothing more than a phone call. I PRAYED for my insurance company to approve her cause ain't no way I was paying $75 a week 😂
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
4 years
Next week, I embark on a new adventure. I'll be joining @TheDemocrats software engineering team. Hoping to help do some good through the Presidential election 💙🎉
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@byronwoodfork
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2 months
I'm not gone hold y'all... When Kamala wins this election I'ma be UGLY crying 😂
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. @KamalaHarris to a little black girl: “You always hold that chin up.”
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6 months
@KDaboiku @dearicamarie @MGRADS Inquiring minds wanna know
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
1 year
- $50k pay increase - Free lunch - Free daycare (I don't have any kids but I still need it) - Commuter benefits - Maid service
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Nicole Sullivan 🩵
1 year
Legit question: what could a company offer you to make you happy to move from fully remote to hybrid with a substantial commute or relocation?
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@byronwoodfork
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6 years
@SnazzyQ you're using it wrong
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24 days
@KangintheNorth @Bears_Dubz I've seen this story before lol
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4 years
For some good news, my Dad fully recovered from having Covid-19 🙌🏾
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1 year
@isadwatson This story ain't sitting right with me, at all. Will be praying for his family 😔
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2 months
@TheOldNarrator @ClutchPoints @NightcapShow_ This is known but people act like it's disrespectful for him to not know these players lol
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
I didn't know how to code when my first job hired me as an intern. They taught me up to the point that I was able to write/deploy code professionally. Worked there for 6.5 years. Hire more entry level folks! ❤️
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Angie Jones
3 years
I hired someone for an entry-level tech job who didn't have a tech degree or any other tech experience. But she's smart and kind and thoughtful. She interviewed better than the techies, so I took a chance and hired her. Anyway, she's doing great! Maybe you should try it 😊
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2 years
I had to explain to someone recently just how long Michelle Yeoh has been in the industry and KILLING IT. Very few actors can compete with her resume. She is a living legend 💯 Also, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is being re-released in theaters February 17th. Go see it!
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
@JillWohlner They went the "We wanna be thought leaders" approach, in hopes that this would lead to more wide spread adoption. It's always the people who are the least fit for leadership who feel like their ideas as just *so* amazing that everyone should adopt them 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Hi! 👋🏾 I'll be taking future employment calls over the next couple of weeks 🎉 If your company has an opening for a position you think I'd be a good fit for, please feel free to reach out. DM's are open! ❤️
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
1 year
Hey y'all 👋🏽 Is anyone hiring for eng-manager, senior engineer or staff engineering roles? If so, let me know please! DM's are Open! 📭 Thanks! ❤️
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
5 years
Google's hardware presentations are always awkward...
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Byron Woodfork
1 year
@VIZMedia Thank you for filming!!! ♥️
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8 years
@austinnotduncan @thegadgeteur you dunked it in water wrong. You're supposed to do it at a 70 degree angle.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Haven't accepted a job offer just yet. If your company is hiring for a senior dev role, feel free to slide into the DM's ❤️
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2 months
@moatzillo I live under a rock. Thanks for your expert insight.
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Byron Woodfork
11 months
@BennyGreenheart Redemption arc was solid af. With so many horrible anime Dad figures, it's kinda dope seeing one who *was* horrible and actually putting in the work to be a better Dad once he realized his mistakes.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Well, today was my last day on the software engineering team at the DNC. I'm proud to have had a hand in helping save our democracy and equally proud of the work myself and my teammates were able to accomplish. Looking forward to whatever the next chapter of my career is ♥️
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
It's been a really weird year. I just bought my 2nd multifamily property in Chicago. I've wanted to own a Greystone building for awhile now and now I have one ❤️
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3 years
@Jon4Lakers I'm honestly shocked that everyone's answer isn't Halo.
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3 years
Some Corgi content for y'all, per @javavvitch 's request.
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2 years
@Karnythia "can you throw hands?" Is definitely on the job application
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
5 years
@MKBHD they won't show the Google Pixel stats individually though 😏
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
3 years
Special shoutout to @techgirl1908 for just being dope af, per usual.
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
I've been in therapy just over 2 years now. I was a WRECK when I walked into my therapists office for the 1st time. But I've grown *so* much since that 1st session. Our sessions have helped me heal trauma I never knew I had. And it's helped show me the best version of myself ❤️
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2 years
@uhhbre @venikunche I-Need-This-MF-Job-Sis.pdf
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
4 years
Debugging is 10x harder when it's just you and you're stuck in your own head. The sooner you can introduce someone else to the problem and talk it out with them, the sooner you'll be able to find a solution.
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@byronwoodfork
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1 year
$3499? Bring back Google Cardboard!
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
4 years
@kat__stafford This skit pretty much nails it.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
I always see a ton of "how to be productive" videos and books. But never see any, "how to be unproductive and be comfortable with that for a bit" content. I feel like people need this more than the former.
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@byronwoodfork
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4 months
@McNuttMonica They about 5 minutes away from storming the capitol again 😭
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5 years
@SnazzyQ sadly yes. Because Google doesn't believe people care about battery life, apparently.
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3 years
@SnazzyQ Well, I'll bet that the steering wheel won't exist. The entire car won't exist, so this will stand true.
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
10 months
Officially 34 🥳 There was a point in life where I wasn't sure whether or not I'd make it to 25, so I treat each of these years as a gift. Grateful & thankful for all of the blessings this past year has brought. Looking forward to an amazing 2024.
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
7 years
I'm gonna be speaking at my favorite conference of all time @strangeloop_stl this year!!! 😮 😃 🙌
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Byron Woodfork
1 year
Black Twitter convincing Juvenile to perform on Tiny Desk might be one of the greatest Internet moments ever.
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Byron Woodfork
1 year
It's INSANE to me that the MGM cyber security hack hasn't received very much media attention. 10 days of no functional computers, slot machines, hotel room functionality, etc.
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Byron Woodfork
6 years
@deray he's putting on a show while Gayle just wants to have an honest interview without the antics smh.
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Byron Woodfork
1 year
Making a programming language your whole personality is definitely an interesting life choice.
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
I remember I used to think submitting a huge pull request was a flex 😂 The real flex is being able to break down large features into smaller chunks of deliverable code. Makes it much easier for your team to code-review & it helps you take smaller steps towards completion.
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@byronwoodfork
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5 years
@FieldYates if they really wanted to punish him they'd allow him to keep playing Dolphins games.
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1 year
@ParissAthena @eyilanke The caveat here is there's several oat milk brands that are low/no sugar with fewer ingredients. Planet Oat is my favorite brand and falls in that category. Also has been tested & doesn't contain pesticides.. And that's the case with most oat milks actually.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
I don't wanna be asked for forgiveness. I don't wanna be praised by white people for my blackness. I just want to be equal. I just want to be heard. I just want my seat at the fucking table. Stand y'all asses up and stand WITH me.
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Preeti Nahar
4 years
White neighbours kneel down and beg their black neighbours for forgiveness on behalf of whites for years of racism. Such a beautiful moment. #GeorgeFloyd #ICantBreathe
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4 years
@rgay they need it to be larger, hanging from a tree with a black man attached before they'll acknowledge that it is in fact, a noose.
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1 year
@isadwatson !!! I really hope the family pushes for a full investigation. Definitely sounds like they just chucked it up as suicide to avoid having to do real work. This along with him saying he felt in danger just a couple of days earlier?!?
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2 months
@QuinThomasx Her reaction 😭😂
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4 months
My algorithm right now 😭
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6 years
@eveewing And get mounted on a spike lol. It’s a wrap.
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1 month
@KevOnStage He already performed at the Superbowl lol. Didn't need a beef for it then, didn't need it now.
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Byron Woodfork
5 years
. @strangeloop_stl is still "the bar" when it comes to best conferences to attend and/or speak at. I've yet to attend a better tech conference.
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1 year
The reason I love going to conferences is because I always feel energized and inspired afterwards. I was able to hang with some extremely amazing folks and I just wanna give some shouts to a few that I can think of from @RenderATL
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2 months
I ain't listening to all that. Congratulations. Or I'm sorry that happened.
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Drake just dropped 100GB of unreleased content, including new songs 🤯 "100 GIGS FOR YOUR HEADTOP"
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2 months
@CWilliamson44 She's gonna keep bullying the league into showing up for EVERYBODY 😂 I'm here for it.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Me when determining whether or not I like a programming language: "It has map, filter and reduce? ... Son of a bitch, I'm in!"
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5 years
Janelle Monae's "Dirty Computer" album is still fire 🔥
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Ok Byron. Get up. Drink water. Eat something. You can do this.
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2 years
@thewayoftheid Any nearby security cameras pointed in that direction? 👀
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5 months
@J03cliffSl4l Them OVO paychecks must be crazy! 😂
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
4 years
Don't know where to begin in expressing how much love I have for my @8thLightInc co-workers. A bunch of them ambushed me during company standup last week to say how much I meant to them in my time with the company 😭😭😭 I'm truly blessed to have worked with such amazing people.
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
@SnazzyQ 😂 I dunno who you anger more, the apple or tesla fanboys.
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Job search is officially over. Shoutout to all of you who reached out! Words can't express how grateful I am for the amount of opportunities I received ❤️😭 Time to destress and celebrate 🎉
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Byron Woodfork
2 months
@SubriaWhitaker She was locked in all game. Rough loss...
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
2 months
@MJ13991116 @moatzillo ... The Fever have 2 more wins than the Chicago Sky. That makes them winners?
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
2 years
It's like two of my worst enemies ganging up on me at once 😭
@verge
The Verge
2 years
Microsoft Teams chat is coming to Outlook
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
3 years
👋🏾 My job is currently hiring for positions in both the U.S. and U.K. Software engineers, team lead(s), and a product manager role. Feel free to reach out if you have any questions 🙂
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Byron Woodfork
4 years
Good morning! Breonna Taylor's murderers still aren't in handcuffs.
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3 years
@SnazzyQ Just go ahead and CC: Jon in this tweet. You know you want to 😂
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Byron Woodfork
5 years
@SnazzyQ 2,800mAh battery with a 90Hz refresh rate screen... I just don't understand it.
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4 years
My first vaccine appointment is booked 🙌🏾🎉🥳
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6 months
@deirrajf The way he walk, the way he talk, the way he dress 😂
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Byron Woodfork
3 years
A $15 sleep mask really improved my sleeping ability 10x. Once you get over the fear of not being able to immediately open your eyes and see a serial killer coming into your bedroom to murder you, it's pretty great.
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Byron Woodfork
2 years
Performance review season would be so much better if I could just write, "I killed it" on a google doc and be done with it.
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
2 years
"The new rules state that you can’t use Twitter’s API or content to “create or attempt to create a substitute or similar service or product to the Twitter Applications.”" 🤡
@verge
The Verge
2 years
Twitter officially bans third-party clients with new developer rules
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Byron Woodfork
5 years
CFP's are open for a new conference that myself and some friends are putting together in Chicago. All talks are 10 minutes in length. Please submit your awesome talks!
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
3 years
It's my 32nd Birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Byron Woodfork
6 years
@brokeymcpoverty @sixfootprincess I was. You just fixed that though, thanks! 😁
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Byron Woodfork
7 months
Credit score finally hit the 800's. Anything after 750 is kinda pointless. But knowing my score was like 550 about 8 years ago got me feeling a way 🥲
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
5 years
A text from my grandmother: "Call me I need your help 911" Me: *Scrambles to the phone and calls repeatedly till she picks up* Grandmother: "Byron, I need to sell my car. Can you list it on Craigslist?" Me: 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@byronwoodfork
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6 years
First time ever voting for Mayor. Hoping @AmaraEnyia comes through with the win!
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Byron Woodfork
2 years
First 5k in the books 🏃🏾‍♂️🎖️
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
4 years
Wrapped up my 2nd week at my new job! 🎉 In short, I'm helping build systems that will improve the ease and accessibility around money exchanges amongst citizens in African countries w/ @segoviatech
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@byronwoodfork
Byron Woodfork
5 years
If you're advertising for developer intern roles, please don't use "has mastery in X" in any of your expected requirements. If you do, then you aren't looking for an intern. You're looking for a professional developer, with experience.
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