WARNING - SEXUALLY EXPLICIT Pic of my pillow humping my wife’s pillow. You’re welcome.

5.30am?? Cruel. I hate that plate and why are there holes in your bread? It doesn’t matter though because your kids obviously love you and that makes you the fuckin king. Happy Father’s Day. 10/10

RT @9NewsAUS: A Queensland family have had the fright of their lives after spotting a highly venomous red-bellied black snake curled up on…

@CevicheDeluxe @BaseNrl Glory glory to South Sydney

@nomaddon3030 @elonmusk 2.5 billion

@black999_6 @elonmusk No I sleep on it

@ATRightMovies Top Gun

@RobertHelpmann1 @baronvongrimm We don’t want filthy visitors. Stay home

@Emilio2763 All hats look shit

@Djangoatemybaby @GadSaad Preach brother Blue Oxen

@Djangoatemybaby @GadSaad Id eat it but i prefer medium rare

@Hoss843 @Emilio2763 Sure!

@The_FJC Everything

@lsabanosh @MarshallBoprey i admire your confidence

@baronvongrimm @TommyKarate70 But the account isn’t verified so he can’t make money?

@lsabanosh @MarshallBoprey I hope she has actual long hair 😒

@StancilJim @ChefGruel You’re an anti butter extremist

@MarshallBoprey Now THAT is the real abuse you piece of shit

@lsabanosh @MarshallBoprey @The_SecretShow @BYB_Producer Ok get a room