Baron Von Grimm
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Traveling Road Show & Musical Revue. Turn Ons - Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of Guitar 🎸 “I’m an acquired taste” - Baron Von Grimm
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@LoupeyGardener
Can confirm. Buddy of mine worked with Keanu for a day on something and his wife was a huge fan. At the end of the day he FaceTimed my friends wife to wish her a happy birthday
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@tedcruz
I know it’s a lot to ask but can we maybe get you to just focus on America instead?
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@ClownWorld_
When you’re up against a 2000lbs vehicle that can kill you, you never have the right of way even when you have the right of way
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@RealLatarian
This whole thing is shameful on so many levels but I just cant wrap my head around crying in your wifes arms after her new boyfriend anally penetrated you
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@Emilio2763
Starve her first while forcing her to listen to modern country music 24/7 and the 700 Club playing on a loop
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@hippojuicefilm
Americans can’t comprehend the justifiable hatred Europeans have of gypsies.
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@DrGuitar
He’s my favorite fake working class hero multi-millionaire right next to John Melloncamp
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Actors David Keith and Keith David (no relation) were both born in the same hospital on the same day. They were also the best man in each other’s wedding.
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@ThankYouFauci
@KurtSchlichter
If a man is bleeding out of his dickhole he may want to consider consulting his doctor
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@lporiginalg
I was wondering what kind of parents would allow their 14 year old daughter to fly to England with a 25 year old actor then I read this
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Actors David Keith and Keith David (no relation) were both born in the same hospital, on the same day. They were also the best man in each other’s wedding.
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The Pillow Fighting Championship - quite possibly the gayest sport ever
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My fake ID I found at a Van Halen concert at 17. Never believed it would work but months later as a joke I tried it & it worked. Aside from the eyebrows & hair color I really don’t see any resemblance. When I turned 21 I mailed him a thank you note for years of underage drinking
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He had her in her prime and he still cheated on her with this
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This may or may not be controversial but I think the first 2 Iron Maiden are their best albums.
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@MasculineTheory
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Fatwa
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12 years ago today I found this beautiful little bitch in the desert
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I started out the year at 260
What’s your excuse fatso?
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Which would be more useful if you came across a bear?
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