Chauncey Hand
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@Barknado69
I saw it happen firsthand, they watched a protester run down one of the tunnels first before they tried. Shame on the people laughing at these dead officers. One turned into an accordion and played a sad tune before passing away. Another flattened like a coin and wobbled around.
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In the movie his vision is distorted when he puts the glasses on and clear when they're removed.
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@aragon1500
@katym_g
@keith_hof
@4ngcI
Welcome to Jurassic Park we resurrect dinosaurs and they get loose and kill everyone not my fault you missed the point
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Cenk Uygur when a remarkably improbable chain of events led to Google searches for "Uygur genocide" no longer pointing to him denying the Armenian genocide
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@InADash
Here's the sad thing: If he'd inherited that plantation and lived out his life on it you wouldn't say a word against him. But because he expropriated all the plantations he's your enemy.
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To be a tankie and be queer or transgender is a contradiction
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@uchihatraphouse
@DPRK_Takes
This is true, I'm on death row right now for smuggling in season 3 of Desperate Housewives on DVD
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Absolutely disgusting that after all this effort, not one of them bothered to make an appearance. We won't be doing this again
Table set outside Downing Street for the hostages. Incredibly poignant and powerful.
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@KonSchubert
@barista__morg
Spoiler: You can pay ten times the cost of building and maintaining the apartment in rent and your landlord will still do nothing about black mould.
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@dennisbhooper
@Cpt_J_Yossarian
US Dennis: Aw gee mom, y'mean I can't have another piece of taffy until AFTER I clean the gutters?
UK Dennis: Time to assault my gay neighbour, readers! Chortle!
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@AngudoGunga
@Irish45455
@geddysmullet
@cIubmoss
You're only supposed to do that when someone says something bad
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@ranikOneAndOnly
@CGMeifangZhang
Every German has their own personal Generalplan Ost and they're excited to share it with the world.
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@fakenomnot
@LucasOfSunshine
It was TikTok and it turned out everyone liking her video was a member of the Khmer Rouge
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@seanbamforth
@johnypitts
@robpalkwriter
@FlorenceHRScott
What should a man who pays for Twitter concern himself with
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@glennEmartin
@BodegaBAMZ
@bodegaboysdaily
@brooklynbodega
@bodega
@BodegaBoys
@labodega
@labodegaman
@CornerStore
New Yorker eating a bowl of soup: wow a new york classic, only in the big apple baby. youve heard of the city that never sleeps but its also the city that never chews because food in nyc can be poured straight down your throat. any out-of-towners wanna visit a new york soup shack
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@marcdel
@AlkiHistoriker
You take a break, then you take the trailer, then you put it in the door.
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@WayPastTense
@JoePrettyman
@marioistluigist
You keep seeing this?! You need to contact a priest stat
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@Mooks_Inferno
@trill_slack1
@Ham_onRy
@BasedTorba
So ask a drag queen to read for you and stop bothering us.
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@iucounu
@Spratlinger
People are making fun of her for stating the premise of the film as though it's a clever reading other people have missed.
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@themermacorn
@Jennyjinx
Thinking about those Navy SEALs who "fell in the sea and drowned".
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@DeclanMHurley
*just got caught wearing wife's underwear voice* What has caused this generational predicament?
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@embryonsweater
@isgoodrum
Believe it or not David, the US government and the US news media are not opposing forces
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@Desi10g
@AventuraObscura
Straight through the skulls.of Anglo-Saxons, didn't you read the article
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@indierockranger
@MarcCTB
@duckytime2
@brxpug
@fromfishbelly
My son Bungence weighs over 600 kg and is taller than a stack o' clams and when I showed him this video he began windmilling his arms around, hooting and hollering. At your word I will unleash him to retrieve your hat, all I need is 15 cases of Dr. Pepper to get him fired up.
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You look like Harold Shipman in PaRappa the Rapper cosplay
War Diary Day 781
The West actively defends Israel but not Ukraine? Why the double standards?
VPDFO!
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@THerwees
Men will be friends with people who are nice to them without checking with you first.
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@MicheleWojnar
@joshcheetham
@Shayan86
No, but if there were a state in the region preventing humanitarian supplies from reaching Gaza you'd support action against them, right?
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@seanbamforth
@johnypitts
@robpalkwriter
@FlorenceHRScott
You paid real money for a little blue badge to tell "the curtain twitchers on Twitter"(?) that you're special
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@SannaCutter
@Kdenkss
@VikSoho
Glad to hear the leaders have equal rights. Can't wait till they extend them to minorities!
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@Wuzatnin
@AC_8607
@Da_mirror91
It's kind of sad that you think all you have to offer a woman is some steak. Believe in yourself little brother!
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@garethdore
@anachronistic56
@MahyarTousi
"Hmm it seems the far left are a terrifying threat to us and must be stopped before they destroy us all... But also I'm not scared of them and they are extremely weak"
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@CannoneerMarine
@niralshah
@SashaNoble12
They're in heaven so I don't think she'll be running into them
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@keith_hof
@aragon1500
@katym_g
@4ngcI
How does debating whether we should roll back rights for gay people help us progress? The only direction that moves in is backwards. Why should we tolerate homophobia?
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@archangel_soap
@Kpopistrash__
@MrShin1917
@Stephakaiii
@nihilistgf161
You guys are all laughing at him but it's true, I was there too.
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I like this video of a Japanese cult summoning the ghost of Margaret Thatcher for an interview, only to immediately torment the spectre with knowledge of its own death
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@MrMescudi__
@DavidBeckler1
@CATACLYSTA
Hope we can eat his good intentions while we're waiting for affordable food to come along in due time.
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@CptHardluck
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@vickyandbunny
It's very considerate of you to label your tweets
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@martinvars
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Maybe you should try to find something other than brands to base your personality around
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@Il_Sicilianu
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@Israel
I'm not sure you understand the implications of choosing to fight against Goku
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@tertleproof
@peachofababy
Ebert might have given movies wrong thumbs from time to time but you could reliably tell from a two paragraph review of his whether or not you'd like the movie yourself.
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@jselanikio
@opinion_left
Oh no I've been helping myself to a substantial portion of this person's monthly income and now they've decided I can't have it any more, without even consulting me.
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Nobody has ever lost an argument with an Estonian. It would be like losing an argument with an ear of corn, or a duck.
Twitter users when they’re losing an argument to an Estonian and then they pull up this image.
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@usfgrrl1028
@Reuters
I don't know what higher education was like for you but being an asshole living in a house with a bunch of other idiots with no idea how the world works sounds pretty similar to my experience.
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@MarissaValkyri3
@SurplusCornbre1
@BazBombadil
Huh, I didn't think about it that way! Thanks for sharing your unique spin on things.
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@CarlosCCox
@chlodinez
@JessieOnTheEdge
They should put loads of them facing into a big vat of acid so when demons come out of the portal they fall in the acid and are killed instantly or within 5 seconds.
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@SbCarbolic
@SajjadA50250695
@TheWorldWatch
He was sentenced to seven years for murdering and mutilating a teenage boy and carrying part of his dead body around. He was released after four.
Here's a picture of him (middle, glasses) just five years after murdering that young lad.
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@SbCarbolic
@SajjadA50250695
@TheWorldWatch
Note that this is a case in which the US was under intense scrutiny and pressure to harshly prosecute. How often have crimes like this been committed and not investigated?
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@ThyGeekdomCome
@ItsAndyRyan
It's so mad seeing Americans genuinely convinced that cooking a recipe they found online once a year makes them more Irish than Irish people. You aren't Irish any more than your Halloween costume makes you a vampire.
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@theumlauter
@zbowman
@DylanWa68690046
I feel like you've kind of grasped why this prompt is compelling but you think it's an accident that needs fixing.
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@bigblackjuicypp
@SupaleeNate
@R3sid3nt3vil4
@hurtdeeronline
@dnbtt
@bonerman_inc
/laughing harmlessly
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@Morder70
@Morbidful
Actually Chris Kyle's last words were "Nice shot... I forgive you. You are the real American Sniper."
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@drbillsz
@still_oppressed
Check out Will's TL to see a guy getting mad that people are criticising the dead queen
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@nihilistgf161
When you've never done a day's work in your life so you believe a sickle's cutting edge is the point at the tip.
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Boo hoo, I went to someone else's country to murder their kids and now a firework reminds me of when my sergeant got owned by an IED, stop having fun so I can escape the consequences of my actions
You know what altered my brain chemistry? A few years ago, a neighbor posted begging people to stop the fireworks. They pop off randomly til 1 or 2am and will for days. Her husband was a veteran struggling with PTSD. And people bullied her for it.
She didn't ask for
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@AustinBlasy
@banz_05
@jk_seriouslyjk
@FightMate
Yeah if someone was filming you and your buddies at the beach you'd all sit quietly and not say anything.
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Music guys are like "Burzum is actually really good, sometimes you have to bite the bullet and embrace a fascist artist to enjoy incredible art" and then it sounds like someone locked Hitler in a fridge and he's shouting to be let out.
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@Heather_Kozan
@revbreakfast
Americans wading in to say they've never heard of beans on toast but maybe you meant beans on Doritos instead
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@mexicola25
@bass4themasses
@israel_advocacy
Because it's common practice to redefine children as terrorists after murdering them, and to engage with that in good faith is to agree with that faulty and frankly disgusting premise.
We all know that's what was going on there, so why play innocent?
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@slatkamala__
@SirPhantomIII
I'm gonna say the alpaca guy isn't the only one who's trying way too hard.
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@NinaTarr
@KelgoreTrout
Hey I've got a recording of me cooking some steak in my bed sheets from 1992, it caused a large fire and killed my cousins and a dog. I believe I am the original "using bed sheets as a cast iron pan" guy and own the rights to the concept.
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@sue_davison3
@woofwoofwoof81
@BizarreLazar
Appears to predate the Twitter post you wanted it credited to as well.
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