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My tweets scream 'I'm edgy and informed' but really, I’m just another keyboard warrior hiding behind a blue blanket of sarcasm

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@blueblankeyboy
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8 months
This whole “health insurance tied to your employment” thing is bullshit.
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6 months
Can anyone ID this stupid fucking bird outside my window who taps relentlessly all morning?
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@blueblankeyboy
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5 months
I have reached peak boring adult.
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@blueblankeyboy
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8 months
What’s wrong? Just fill it.
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9 months
I know it’s not a lot given how much my starting weight is but as of today I’ve lost 15 pounds in about 5 weeks thanks to Mounjaro. I’d have to lose another 100 to be at a healthy weight but frankly I’d just be happy being able to wear 2xl shirts again.
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
@WaywardWillows It’s a noying 😂
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@blueblankeyboy
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9 months
@my_tv_life Car prices are insane. The fact that they now have 7 and 8 year car loans shows how ridiculous. If someone made a basic vehicle for $10,000 no frills they would make a killing. I’ll lock my own doors and crank my own windows if need be.
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@blueblankeyboy
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7 months
Vyvanse people, you need to chill. I’m trying my best but if I don’t got it I don’t got it.
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
@cricket_71 @WaywardWillows He’s back and still tapping but not quite sure what to make of the post its.
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7 months
😂😂 They don’t give a fuck. If they did the problem wouldn’t exist. CVS exec wants workplace change following expose about pharmacist who collapsed on job and died
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@blueblankeyboy
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7 months
Three months on Mounjaro and I’ve gone from diabetes to prediabetes. Almost into the normal range. These drugs are pretty amazing.
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I wish there was a way to support the CVS pharmacists who walked out. Maybe even expand the movement.
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@blueblankeyboy
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11 months
Confirmed today that my pharmacist did leave because the job burnt her out until she couldn’t do it anymore. What will they do when we are all burnt out?
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@blueblankeyboy
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8 months
Every fucking time
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6 months
I’m as pro vaccine as any healthcare worker but if you need a vaccine every four months but you can return to work when you “feel better” there is something really fucked up with the healthcare system.
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@blueblankeyboy
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4 months
Son got into a car wreck. He’s ok but it looks like my car may be done for. Life is awful a lot of the time.
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My daughter dropped her backpack right in the middle of the kitchen and walked off. Me: When you own a house I’m coming over to make a mess. Her: Joke’s on you if you think I’ll ever have enough money to own a house.
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
Pharmacies used to be owned by pharmacists.
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microplastics obliterator
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Boeing used to be run by engineers. Hospitals used to be run by doctors. Universities used to be run by professors. There is a bloated corporate class sucking the lifeblood out of every institution in this country.
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6 months
Yep it’s a robin. Thank you @cricket_71 and @WaywardWillows for the quick ID. This is what I have to do to stop the insanity. 😂
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
@cricket_71 I just put post it notes up and it seems to do the trick although it looks kind of ratchet.
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@blueblankeyboy
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10 months
Me: The computer is so slow that we can’t fill any prescriptions IT: It’s a known issue Me: Great, so when will it be fixed? IT: … Me: … IT: … Me: Well it’s been great talking to you. I’ll go back to not filling prescriptions.
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
@msaristotle Yeah, I meant its name and address so I can go have a word with it.
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4 months
Please for the love of god stop prescribing GLP-1 meds. Even if the patient gets over the insurance hurdles (difficult) and finds a box (also difficult) the next month they probably won’t find a box and what good is it then?
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
I should not have to tell full ass grown adults that when there is work to be done they should be doing the work.
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6 months
@ChimpMega @coleman471 @DividendBreeder That’s not Obamacare. That’s insurance company greed. Welcome to America. You must be new here.
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@blueblankeyboy
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9 months
Things I wish pharmacy customers knew It irritates us just as much as it irritates you that we have to redo a prescription you didn’t pick up in 10 days. Sadly only one of us has the ability to make sure that doesn’t happen.
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
The CDC now recommends that you and your friends should split up while searching the haunted house
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@blueblankeyboy
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6 months
My back hurts from putting this whole ass pharmacy on my back and carrying it.
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@blueblankeyboy
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2 months
I haven’t updated my Mounjaro journey in a long time. I started in November and lost about 40 pounds in the first 3 months and since then even with increases in dose I have not lost anymore. It’s not a magic bullet for everyone. The good part is that my A1C is normal. Yay!
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11 months
Big pharma implies the existence of little pharma. What does little pharma do?
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Have you checked on your own pharmacists and technicians? @cvspharmacy @CVSHealth
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@blueblankeyboy
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2 months
CDC recommendations. I feel like this one is directed at pharmacy chains everywhere. “We see you Mr. District manager, trying to push shots in August. Knock it off.”
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@blueblankeyboy
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8 months
I knew pharmacy was going to suck today. I had no idea that it was going to suck that bad. I’m exhausted.
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@blueblankeyboy
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10 months
Tired of peace and quiet Sick of not being interrupted Wish you could stand up for 12 hours in a row Ask your doctor if retail pharmacy is right for you
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@blueblankeyboy
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3 months
While trying to counsel on pioglitazone I realized I know absolutely nothing about drugs anymore. I used to be so bright.
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@blueblankeyboy
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8 months
Good news, I’m getting a raise. Bad news, it’s not even close to inflation. Why is it called a cost of living raise when it doesn’t keep up with the cost of living?
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4 months
Cars are ridiculously expensive. Why does a family car like a Toyota Camry cost over $30,000? Now get off my lawn. 👴🏻
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8 months
This whole work until you’re dead bullshit has got me down. Seems like a waste. Hate work when I’m there then it takes most of my time off to recover. I don’t get how people have so much energy and drive. If you’re one of those people, hat’s off to you because I don’t get it.
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11 months
As much as I hate retail when I’m in the zone, behind the bench, totally focused I can say I’m really good at this. Clinical? Not so much. Getting shit done? A+
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If I’m not mistaken Saxenda and Trulicity were approved in 2014. Victoza was approved in 2010. This class of medication isn’t new. Will GLP-1 medications have unforeseen side effects? Of course they will but that doesn’t mean they will be severe.
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That was a awful two days of work jammed into one day. Become a pharmacist they said. It will be fun they said.
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Two metrics. A pulse. A current pharmacist license. That’s it.
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I would love to hear from everyone who is currently employed, what objective measure or metric was used to determine you were the most qualified applicant when you were hired. And of course, if you could also mention the position you were hired for, that would help. Thanks in
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OMG I went down a rabbit hole of people not knowing that HIPPA is actually HIPAA and also having no idea how it works. We deserve extinction.
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2 months
Take the drugs so you can hold down a job that makes you need the drugs so you can afford medical insurance to pay for the drugs so you can hold down a job…
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5 months
Is everyone still here? Anyone rapture?
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@RN_needs_vaca No. The answer is always no unless the answer is “What prescription?”
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11 months
Happy Halloween! Today I will be dressing up as a competent pharmacist who loves his job. Not sure I can pull it off.
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@blueblankeyboy
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11 months
This day was bad. Each day seems to get worse. I had to stop walk in shots. Appointments only.
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7 months
I’ve lost 10% of my weight. Can’t really see or feel a difference but I’ll take it.
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11 months
Yesterday was so busy that I didn’t notice my pants had lost crotchal integrity until I took them off at home.
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4 months
Remember when I asked for a slower store? They are sending me to a busier store. I’m not sure why I’m being punished. This is why you never talk to management if you can avoid it.
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We have about a month and a half until the flu shots get sent to your stores in case you needed a good cry today.
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Covid tests flying off the shelves.
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I don’t want to create another burner account for another social media platform. Can we just have the old twitter back?
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@sweetchinchilla Good ole hand foot and mouth disease?
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My mom and dad are in their mid 70s and I wouldn’t trust them running a lemonade stand nevermind a whole country. It’s time we had some serious discussions about the decline of your mental and physical health as you age.
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Someone tell me not to panic.
@BoesingLoretta
Loretta Boesing
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I am angry. Shame on you BOARDS OF PHARMACY! SHAME! Boards of Pharmacy have failed at their ability to protect patients and the profession of pharmacy, allowing patients and pharmacists to be used only as a siphon for profits, mostly for the profits PBMs and their owned
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The daily vaccination total emails to your supervisor have begun. I’m so sick of this. I have a line at pickup for most of the day. How am I supposed to give shots when I have only one tech? Should I tell everyone in line they have to wait for 15 minutes?
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My wife is going out of town for a day. I’m not going to lie. If she didn’t do this I’d forget to take my calcium and anti inflammatory. 😂
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So I called out sick. I always feel guilty when it’s just cold like symptoms but then I wonder why they would give us sick days if they want us coming to work sick. Still Covid negative though.
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I know it’s awful but when health insurance companies get ransomewared I don’t feel bad for them.
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11 months
Woman picking up the Narcan otc: So you don’t need a prescription for EpiPens anymore? Me: Ummmm. You might want to sit down for this explanation.
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I definitely can’t eat as much and food tastes different. I got a double patty burger from a local place and I could only eat half and some fries. I’d normally take down the entire thing and want ice cream after. I had a fruit salad yesterday and the strawberries were so good.
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The more I hear about the writers and actors strike I realize we should have demanded a percentage of vaccination sales.
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Doc wrote me a prescription for Mounjaro. I’ve got all sorts of complicated feelings about that and I haven’t even injected myself yet. 😂 I’m my own worst enemy.
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Daughter: My friend got me fancy chocolate for my birthday. Me: ooooh what kind? Daughter: Feral Roaches. 😂😂😂
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Almost 30 years as a pharmacist and I’ve done next to nothing to get out pharmacy. Sad when you realize you are the problem.
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@AccPharmacist Bad take sir.
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Well, guess I’m not invincible. I feel like absolute garbage.
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Cries in pharmacist. 😭😂
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Would you work at toxic job that paid $150,000 per year?
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Whoops. Overslept and missed a conference call. I’m sure it was vitally important.
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I’m just a man standing in front of a counter asking you to read your text messages.
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Look who’s hanging out in my neighbors backyard.
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The CVS down the street from my store is closing. It’s about to get a lot busier. 😭
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11 months
I keep telling people that no one is going to ask for proof of your fifth or sixth shot. They are really adamant about getting them filled out though.
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CDC is no longer distributing COVID-19 vaccination cards, once a staple of the pandemic
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@saRxcasticRPh That’s awful but also awful that he worked at poison control and had to google the lethal dose of colchicine.
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We caught up at work and it’s never happened this early. I don’t know what to do. It feels like a trap.
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4 months
Sometimes depression is a chemical imbalance. Sometimes depression is your life.
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Will Caremark come up before we close? Stay tuned.
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@PharmDino Funions . Because they are fun onions.
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Can I? I’d love to. I’d do it for way less.
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could y’all stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $100k?
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I just called an ankle a “leg wrist” if you want to know how tired I am.
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I’m convinced that adulthood is going to bed hoping that you’ll feel rested in the morning then waking up just as tired over and over again.
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I took my shot of Mounjaro last night and I’m a little nauseous. I can’t tell if I’m nauseous because I’m anxious about being nauseous or if I’m nauseous because of the medicine. I wish I wasn’t like this. 😂
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I’ve got to turn off the news. I feel like I’m living in bizzaro world. I don’t see how the legal system has any sort of legitimacy anymore.
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My pharmacy manager has Covid and didn’t know until she started to feel ill at the end of her shift after working with three of the techs all day. If my pharmacy has staff next week it will be a miracle.
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I never looked at anyone else’s likes. I only cared if people liked my tweets. I’m an attention whore not some deranged weirdo.
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5 months
Because of the shortage I had to skip this weeks dose of Mounjaro. I forgot what it’s like to be hungry constantly. It’s exhausting thinking about food every second.
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I have become painfully aware that my vacation is over on Monday.
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Watching my parents and my in laws start to become more addled in their 70s I can’t help think that I’ve got 10 to 20 good years left before I start the slide. I don’t want to spend it all working. It’s such bullshit. The whole work until you’re dead system is bullshit.
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The day after the holiday again proving that the holiday wasn’t worth it.
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Well that shift sucked.
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@mrctv That was 30 fucking years ago. 😂
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