MegaChimp
@ChimpMega
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Back on Twitter after 2 years. Father of 3, elder computer programmer, juggler, soccer/basketball coach and oil painter. INTP of course.
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This is why Twitter blue is important to stop authoritarian advertisers from censoring your free speech.
Our statement regarding our end to paid advertising on Twitter due to the proliferation of hate speech on the platform:
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@JacobBaker613
@PicturesFoIder
This is the only correct answer. Plenty of other jobs out there. Unless you're way over paid, and they make it worth your while. Otherwise, never hurts to look for better situations. You're not married to your job.
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@LookAtMyMeat1
My daughter knew immediately the band was Red Velvet. The audience looks completely confused, like "Are we all about to be executed for showing up?"
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@barstoolsports
Chris Rock monetized her and Will Smith and what Will did. Ultimate revenge move.
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@barstoolsports
That's not fair, you can't expect him to make shots with everyone watching him. 😂
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@OrwellNGoode
The uglification of Hollywood and video game female characters is hilarious. This is what happens when you give social activists decision making authority over your business. They don't make decisions based on making money, but only on pushing their agenda.
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@TitaniaMcGrath
Exactly! There's also no problem with women's rights in the Arab world, because no Arab man has EVER been arrested for rape. 🤷
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@MrAnirbanG
@historyinmemes
Yeah, the parents were real saints: "Realizing the potential to earn money, the child's parents decided to take him to Calcutta, where people paid to see him"
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@kthalps
Now say "there's nothing Israel's done that would justify what was done on Oct. 7th."
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@MrAndyNgo
Strange behavior during the robbery given her rhetoric: "She tried to chase the thieves down, but reportedly got caught in the door of the getaway car and was dragged 50 feet."
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@bloodlineprint
I never like or dislike videos, but what about this trailer makes it worthy of a thumbs up? It looks drab and obvious. You act like because it has a black mermaid everyone is obligated to love it.
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@PicturesFoIder
Hopefully, he really was her boyfriend before she lost her memory and it's not an "Overboard" situation.
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@ninaturner
100% her fault. She placed the value of her life, her unborn baby's, and the police, as the cost of a few bottles of alcohol.
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@simonateba
@JoeBiden
WH journalists star in Weekend at Bernie's remake. I don't blame the Administration, it's their job to do this. I 100% blame the journalists for participating in this. It's completely corrupt.
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@laralogan
The real question is, how long will these guys agree to take orders from from them?
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@TheQuartering
Threads is THE place for generic, leftie mids who think any disagreement is violence. It's short bus twitter.
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@TRHLofficial
I lost interest when he stopped talking about bacon. Who needs another comedian that sounds like an MSNBC talking head?
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@ninaturner
Ok, but who failed him? I'd say it's the DA for constantly putting him back on the street where he was a danger to himself and other and the city for not forcing violent people with mental health issues off the streets.
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@TitaniaMcGrath
Definitely in my top 3
1. I have a dream
2. Tear down this wall
3. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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@TheQuartering
At this point, any cop who participates in a swatting should be prosecuted. There's no excuse for them to STILL be falling for this other than complete professional negligence.
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@MyNameIsRickyM
I like the ending where Casper finally tracks down the head of the coyote pack and it's the old coyote who raised him as one of his own, but he still kills him even though it breaks his heart because he must protect his heard, and he's a good boy.
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@jacksonhinklle
He did this to Mariupol and it was plastered on every mainstream media outlet.
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@cliftonaduncan
Yes. This whole Dr. Hotez situation shows how unapologetically authoritarian the left is. They believe because they think they're right they don't have to justify or explain themselves. They're entitled to demand everyone's compliance and obedience.
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@GRDecter
I can't wait until weekend homework assignments for elementary school kids are: "using ChatGPT, create a multi million dollar generating website and convert the earnings into 3 different crypto currencies while complying with all international laws and regulations.
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@jegthefunnyman
@LookAtMyMeat1
Yeah, where ever did we get that notion? "Warmbier was convicted of attempting to steal a propaganda poster from his hotel, for which he was sentenced to 15 years of imprisonment with hard labor" 🤡
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@BigImpactHumans
The city of Denver was created by a bunch of people who wanted to go to California, had their first look at the Rocky Mountains, and said "F--k this, let's just stay here."
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@MightyKeef
Sad she finds a happy, loving relationship so boring. It seems only drama and constant stimulation get her excited. Impossible to have any long term happy relationship with people like this because they're always moving on to the next novel sensation and that's no longer you.
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@iamyesyouareno
What a disgusting parent. And she posted this. Did she think this made her look good?
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@jakeshieldsajj
Yeah, but... How many women have accused their exes of doing that to get custody or more child support where they were later exonerated? Are they going to also support the death penalty for a false accusation? Because it would be attempted murder.
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@JonathanTurley
The only explanation which makes sense to me is that the manifesto is directly quoting Democrat and Administration leaders as a justification for attacking conservatives and or Christians which would politically damage them so they are withholding it.
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@CBR
Please stop having interns write articles about an industry they know nothing about. It makes your site look amateurish. Do you even know how the comic book industry works, because you obviously know nothing about movie industry economics.
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@GadSaad
Universities are no longer systems of academic pursuit, but wholly money making ventures. Any standards in place are only to maximize revenue.
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@JonathanTurley
The reparations mentality is the same as someone saying "If only I'd win the lottery, then I could get my life together." Without realizing the irony of how the money and effort wasted on the lottery could be used to actually better your life.
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@TheLaurenChen
Boston native giving directions: Ok, ya make a left at the big bronze dick and keep going until ya see the Dunkin Donuts.
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@Slatzism
Supreme Court failed in 2018 when they didn't explicitly ban these laws that force businesses to go against their religious beliefs. CO is saying one group's rights are more valid then another. How is this constitutional?
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@JoshuaMPatton
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If by "unprecedented success" you mean succeeding in making Lucasfilm a bountiful lolcow, then yes. It has given us OG SW fans endless laughs for more than a decade now.
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@BadWeaponTakes
Absolute comedy gold! 45 years ago when we were still using muskets evidently. 😂
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@FoxNews
Inflation and gas prices tied directly to his policies have robbed Americans of their standard of living. People are taking money out of their retirement early, there is 1 trillion dollars of credit card debt and suicide rates are up. This is success?
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@BruceBartlett
So, it's ok for you the white man to generalize about a group's intelligence, but not the brown Indian. Got it. You're so brave. 🙄🤡
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@laralogan
They definitely don't practice what they preach about tolerance. They seem pretty hateful. Pride flag has become another us vs them tribal symbol no different from the confederate flag just a different tribe.
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@nypost
Paid leave is what he's been after since starting this stunt. Officials don't want to be branded transphobes so they give in to this scam. Don't hate the playa, respect the hustle.
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@RalphNader
@elonmusk
I've respected you in the past, but tweeting this with no data is atrocious. Calls into question all your previous statements.
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@Super70sSports
Just because an NFL QB doesn't like getting hit by 260lbs LBs running at him full speed doesn't mean he's not a beast compared to those who aren't in the NFL. I remember thinking Danny Ainge was a small skinny guy watching him on TV until I met him in person. He was huge.
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@TheCriticalDri2
How can Rey train anyone? She became the most powerful Jedi ever with no training. "Ok, here's a lightsaber, count to 3 and now you're a great Jedi like me"
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@Cernovich
Yup, This new mayor is going to spend the next 4 yrs blaming the law abiding citizens of Chicago who voted for him for every crime that's committed. Hilarious!
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@AncientV1ew
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This is a fictional story based on GE's Charles Steinmetz fixing a generator at a Ford plant. Henry Ford thought 10k was too high & demanded an itemized bill, CS sent this: "Making chalk mark on generator, $1. Knowing where to make mark, $9,999." Ford paid the bill.
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@CovfefeAnon
Progressives horrified at this, but lol at videos of people minding their own business getting knocked out on the street.
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@ScottAdamsSays
According to the Washpost, any straight white man is by default a Qanon, far right racist, bigot. The left revel in their bigotry. But they stereotype every ethic type.
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@SteveInmanUIC
If you like to go around and start fights, eventually you're going to run into someone who's bigger, stronger, or meaner than you and it's not going to end well.
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@Nerdrotics
@MarkHamill
DAMN! I felt a great disturbance in the force as if a smug Hollywood actor cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced.
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@mtracey
They were likely joining Hamas anyway. This isn't Iraq, they've had generations to build up this level is hatred.
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@BadWeaponTakes
"The 2A amendment has these words in it so I'm going to rearrange them until it means what I want it to."
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@TheCriticalDri2
Trailer makes it look like a Nickelodeon show. The whole family fights against the bad guys? Yikes, how childish.
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@TheCriticalDri2
That's the difference between Tom Cruise doing this and whatever CGI cartoon abortion the Fast and Furious is.
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@barstoolsports
Living vicariously through his son because he's convinced himself he would have been in the major leagues if not for his bad knees.
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@ScottAdamsSays
I'm sure she'd much rather work for a Soros funded activist law firm suing small businesses into bankruptcy because they use the wrong pronouns when referring to a customer.
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@JackPosobiec
Putting in his work. If you don't think the guards are actively aiding this, I have a bridge to sell you.
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@wil_da_beast630
Why is there no support for Scott Adams from woke intersectionalists who always say people of color need safe spaces from white people? It seems like a their both saying the same thing.
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@fasc1nate
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
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Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
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@AgingDeath
@PicturesFoIder
Not true anymore for computer programmers. Collaboration and team work is standard now. The anti social programmers who work alone were weeded out about 10 years ago. Everyone realized their more trouble than their worth.
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@NoContextHumans
it's -13 because both minus and plus are treated the same so you work left to right with them.
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@Phil_Lewis_
You're being completely disingenuous. CNN admits they IGNORED credit score when comparing white and black lenders. That one score overrules all the others and CNN just ignored it. Such pathetic race baiting journalism.
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@MadScientistFF
70% of divorces are initiated by the wife. Women are more independent than their grandmothers so they're more willing and able to leave a situation where they're not happy.
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@Nina7Infinity
The reason this annoys people so much is they only picked a black actor for this reaction period. People writing these shows are not good story tellers, but wanna be influencers. They only care about the social media hype. They could care less if anyone actually watches the show.
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@ninaturner
The increase in tuition is 100% caused by the federal government's guaranteed student loan program. The whole program should be cancelled, not just the debt.
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@albert12798
So the obvious follow up question, what do you think Elon would do if he woke up in your body? And why aren't you doing that now?
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@barstoolsports
Minivan driver will get life in prison for hitting a member of the protected class who are allowed to do wheelies going the wrong way down the street. He should have swerved out of the way and hit a tree. City will give him a new bike and a million dollars.
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@ninaturner
How many wars has Japan fought since the US dropped 2 atomic bombs on them? Looks like Japan has had a lot of peace since.
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