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Trial & Appellate Attorney at the Cain King Law Firm in Houston, Texas; widower, dad, dog dad, motorcycle rider, pistol shooter, sword fighter, Browncoat, etc.

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7 months
@AdamSandler Sadly, most people in the US have never seen SCTV. OMG, what a roster: Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara, Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, Harold Ramis and Martin Short. What a hilarious crew! :-)
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@RHaspels Yes, I think he used appropriate force. He kept shooting until the threat ceased.
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@creepydotorg This is a 10.
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@MattForVA She's not only allowed to vote, she's allowed to run for office. I fear for our nation.
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@FightHaven Looks okay to me. And if I was on his jury, I'd vote to acquit. Jury nullification is a thing.
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@sfmcguire79 I believe it is called "Reading them the Riot Act." We need a lot more of this at college campuses.
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@stillgray He slapped a pregnant woman??? Then the asshole got off easy, if you ask me. I'm still at the opinion that we need to bring back the good old East Texas ass whooping for idiots like this. (Or, in this case, the Czech butt kicking).
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@againstgrmrs Gee, and I can remember they we were telling us that it was okay for a boy to play with dolls or a girl with "boy" toys, saying it was all normal. What changed to "its gender dysphoria"?
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@CallMeAntwan @AmiriKing That is an insult to poor people who are law abiding.
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@loki_n_krisdt Yes, but be wary of letting her sleep on your chest. It's all fun and games until she's a full grown, 16 lb cat. (Don't ask me how I know this).🫢
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@IsabellaMDeLuca My daddy - way back in the dark ages - taught me to not start a fight, but to finish it. But people didn't go around sucker punching others back then. There were rules. Unwritten rules, but rules. Not any more, apparently.
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@Ally_Sammarco Tell that to the 1 million people a year who successfully use a gun to defend themselves.
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11 months
@LauraLoomer @UnderSecStateP @JoeBiden What gets me is the irony of the authoritarian Neo-Marxist Left warning us of a Donald Trump dictatorship, when it is they we should worry about.
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9 months
@stillgray I need more context before I can make a determination of what the hell was happening. Did they have her stuff? Why? Was she a former employee? A customer?
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@BuckAngel Buck, my only issue is that you look more manly that me, but that's on me. 🙄
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@ZeekArkham Also, don't forget Col. West. He was so uppity that he (1) was a success and (2) a Republican. Unforgivable sins if you following the Narrative.
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@Julio_Rosas11 @normouspenis Gracias, senor Rosas. And as a Scottish American, I give you my permission to eat haggis and drink scotch whisky any time you wish. 😉
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@CallMeK1123 “I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size zero.” - Sophia Loren 1965. And I'd be more than happy to sit there and eat pasta and drink wine with her. She and Lauren Bacall were two of my all-time 20th-century actress crushes. Oh, and Natalie Wood! Can't forget her!
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@GretchenCarlson @benshapiro @Mediaite @shannonrwatts So, are you really that bad at math? 21 out of 100 is 21 percent & 1 out of 5 is 20 percent. So the percentage of ARs produced has actually dropped 1% since 1992. And how many of those alleged "mass shootings" have been committed with AR style rifles? You don't tell us that, just
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@AmiriKing I just want to see Brandon on the floor of the House of Representatives. Can we have a pool on the first time he says "motherfucker?" Lol
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1 year
@gunpolicy Translated: "Once again the trial court correctly analyzed controlling precedent and now we are taking an appeal to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals which will move heaven and Earth to NOT follow clear Supreme Court precedent." There. I fixed it.
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@billyclem82 @ZeekArkham So who is the racist here? It's okay for black children to kill each other every weekend in the Blue cities but REALLY BAD when it is not gang related?
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@ZeekArkham @mmpadellan Actually, the original "Antifa" was started by the Communist Party of Germany in 1932. But I don't think that's what Brooklyn Dad had in mind.
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@hartgoat @InternetH0F Oh, they were just playing with him. I didn't see any lost limbs or major blood.
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@Mrgunsngear Don't run up on someone with a gun in your hand unless you are ready for a gunfight.
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@catturd2 Ironically, most Kubota tractors are built here in the US in Georgia. So it's not that you can't make money (in garner market share) with US made goods. It's just that John Deere can't do that.
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@jamiesusskind A post from the Babylon Bee I saw today got it exactly right (which is strange, considering it is a satirical publication): "HAMAS calls for unilateral israeli ceasefire." It ain't going to happen. Imagine if Mexico had invaded El Paso, Texas, and killed 30,000 American
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@Mrgunsngear 1. Always have your tourniquet on your body.
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@ShamashAran @KiKi1185 @AlexSeveran @spencerforhire @GomesBolt @adamelmahrek This goes hand in hand with the widespread belief in the LGBTQ community that they are being subjected to a "holocaust."it isn't based in reality, but they believe it because they've been told it over and over.
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@Ashy_slashee You mean, today? Because it changes. Lol. But for today:
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@MorosKostas The 9th Circuit is clearly playing games with 2nd Amendment cases and I must assume that they are riding the clock hoping for a change in the Supreme Court. I still think we should all file grievances against the perpetrators.
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@JunkScience @seanmdav I agree. And no one in the climate change camp ever seems to allow for the Urban Heat Island effect. I mean, come on, if the weather station was surrounded by fields in 1960 and is now surrounded by concrete, what do they think will happen?
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@stillgray "Buy" - To transfer from 1 person (the seller) to another person (the buyer) in exchange for consideration. So he is exciting that Rowling may be getting a very large amount of money (Hundreds of millions?) for the franchise???🤔
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@hartgoat Background? I need context. But since the older guy was making the kid apologize and said " you don't treat a lady" that way, I'm thinking the kid deserved it. I think we need to bring back the good ole' East Texas ass whupping for people who cross the line.
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@Mrgunsngear This may not be the popular opinion, but I hope I'd just call 911, get my AR out of the safe and wait for the police. My truck is insured and I don't want to start a firefight in my quite community. Too much chance of an innocent getting hit.
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@L__G__B @xpexan33823 I promise not to sexualize her. Scout's honor.
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6 months
@CollinRugg Have they cut off the water to the building? If not, why not?
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@Mrgunsngear Two more comments: (1) he was lucky to come out alive. She had justification to shoot him as soon as he took her Taser. (2) The chick who stopped to help should get a medal.
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@cctvidiots Also, how to go to prison because you don't understand the principles of self defense.
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@Mrgunsngear Oh, my God! The pod people have gotten to @Mrgunsngear . Lol
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@AmiriKing What gets me is that everyone of these videos I've seen, the attackers are too weak to take the victim one-on-one. They have to gang up like a bunch of wimps. :-(
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@ShamashAran Oh. My. God. Next, they will be telling us that GTO means "Get Those Orientals" and Trans Am has something to do with "trans rights." 🙄
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@NoCapFights Actually, that's kind of what happened with my wife. She was a single mom and I fell in love with her and her son. And we got married and had two more. :-)
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@JayCaruso @BadassoftheWeek I have seen the video and it brings tears to my eyes. "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
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@deaflibertarian You know, I hear that Glock and Smith & Wesson both make really nice 9 mm staplers. :-)
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@Keltic_Witch @MrAndyNgo That's what I was led to believe. He was railroaded.
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@ZeekArkham Zeek, I still struggle with math and I'm an old white guy. Lol
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@MrColionNoir When I did (civilian) CQB training at KR Training, they gave me the scenario before I walked in the door: "The middle of the night and the building alarm is going off when you drive up to your business. What do you do?" "I go back to my car and wait for the police," I answered.
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@LibertyCappy Well, back in high school, we would sometimes go into a convenience store, grab a six pack of beer and run out the door as we threw a $10 bill at the clerk. :-)
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@monsterhunter45 "I had too much ammo in that gun fight" said non one, never!
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1 year
@Mrgunsngear Any "state compliant" rifle with ridiculous efforts to get around assault weapons bans. I'm not upset at the rifle or its manufacturer, just the state that makes law-abiding citizens jump through hoops to exercise their constitutional rights.
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@ZeekArkham I am reminded of a great quote from Dame Margaret Thatcher: "“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.” Or in this case, houses???
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@Alphafox78 I just want to know how you get a bus to go 300 mph! Lol
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@AmiriKing Hell, Amiri, I had boys and we wouldn't let them go to another child's home without meeting the parents. Daughters? Not just no, but HELL NO. You did well.
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@Antoniofilm107 @EylonALevy How can Israel "take the two-party solution seriously" when the Palestinians categorically reject it?
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@deaflibertarian Furthermore, in addition to allowing teachers and school personnel to carry (or even if you don't take this common-sense action), a "Stop the Bleed" class should be required and appropriate trauma first aid materials provided.
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@kathleen_belew This is me protesting the lack of direction and guidance for boys in the 90s.
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@UsagikoNat Red flag laws? Do they mean laws that allow ex parte hearings to deprive citizens of their rights, after which the citizens have to prove they're not dangerous to get their rights back?
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@KateMonogamish Oops, indeed! :-) I just wish y'all did some US tours or cruises so my girl and I could attend. 😢
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@MayoIsSpicyy Do you really think that if there was any evidence that Donald Trump had sex with an underage girl, it would not have come out by now and been front page news? How sad.
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@UltraDane What the hell is that about?
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@turdducken @willmenaker A scene that was created by the director and screenwriters, BTW. NOT in the book. Lol.
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@shytaylaxoo You are very cute. Does that help?
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@Lead_Flinger Sadly, the United States has a "college education" fetish. Add to that that the value of a bachelor's degree has declined drastically in the last 50 years, and you have millions of kids spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a piece of paper (no longer sheets can
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@Alphafox78 Well, it is kinda true and I can remember when the winner of the Democrat primary in a state or local election in Texas was almost invariably the overall winner. But she leaves out the fact that the "Conservative Democrats" that controlled Texas back in the day would be called
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@brandondarby I don't know what you're on man, but I want some. :-)
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C Sorry, but as a native Texan, I cannot support the loss of Galveston and Corpus Christi to Florida. Although we might be able to work something out.
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@monsterhunter45 @palmettoarmory And the South having its own Tula Armory is a bad thing??? :-)
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@Mrgunsngear I am proud to have donated to Brandon's campaign and would do it again. I would also note that the RINOS pulled out all the stops to stop Brandon, including having the Speaker of the House campaign for his opponent and slurring him as a Nazi and anti-veteran. I hope it scared the
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@Arkypatriot I would say that you have been forewarned to keep your eye open for cancer. Sorry to hear this.
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@KurtSchlichter Well, maybe they went to this law school. :)
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@GunloverClub1 And your point?
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@leekern13 @100PercentXX I'm not sure I have the stomach to watch that video.
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@Crazysh11t I REALLY feel sorry for the cops who dropped him. They are likely to be deaf as a post for days, with permanent hearing damages. Firing from IN an elevator? Wow. 😮
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@DonutOperator I change my answer. Shooting would have been appropriate. At least in Texas.
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@PurnimaNath @stillgray I don't understand your complaint? Is against Muslim persecution of Hindus? If so, then yes, I condemn it. But one set of atrocities does not lessen the evil of another set.
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@CarbinePhantom @Mrgunsngear I used to be concerned about becoming a conspiracy theorist. But the events of the last seven or eight years have shown me that I may have just been being naive.
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@ZeekArkham Hey, us old, white racist guys need to stick together, right @ZeekArkham ? Lol 😂🤣😅
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@EndWokeness @JackPosobiec Unpopular, but probably true. Note also that former British colonies seem to be the best performing 3rd world/developing countries.
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@AvivaKlompas @MatthewBetley But I thought all Israelis were White? That's what the "Pro Palestinian" antisemites' are telling us. You mean they aren't telling the truth? I am shocked! (Not really, but it's my favorite line from Casablanca).
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@piersmorgan Well, Piers, she has to do SOMETHING to keep her name in the news. Sheesh. You asking for modesty or some such pre-millenial virtue? LOL
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@RealJamesWoods In Texas, the rule of thumb is, when Whataburger shuts down, worry. When Waffle House shuts down - run like Hell! We had both during Harv.
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@Nate_McMurray @SentrySpartan "You're." And the American people picked autos and planes over trains decades ago. It's called "supply and demand" and "free market." Look it up.
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@MorosKostas I have a lot of Hispanic friends and coworkers and I have NEVER heard one of them agree to the Latinx label. The usual responses is something on the order of "Tell those cabrones to not fuck with my beautiful language."
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@DonutOperator The hypocrisy of the situation is that the people who are demonstrating are not likely to be the ones that will need the police the most. It's easy to call for abolishing the police when you live in a gated community or an upper middle class suburb.
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@MorosKostas What in the name of all that is holy are "Ruger assault rifle-style weapons?" WTF? I find it incredible that they can on the one hand talk about the "high powered .223" fired by an AR 15 rifle and now the "large & more powerful" .308. (Let's not even mention that "military
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@CynicalPublius Michael Shellenberger says that the CIA knew that Russia favored Clinton and was behind the whoe Russia Gate hoax.
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I hope not. I think Petraeus was a good general, but I don't want him to replace Flynn.
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I do not believe the media when it claims the President will appoint convicted felon and liberal gun control fan David Petraeus.
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@UNIVERSE_FEEDS @kirawontmiss "You think you're too good to shake hand, bitch? I'll show you who is good." Lol
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@ArthurSchwartz @AaronWorthing I mean, sex offenders in Texas usually lose smartphone and computer privileges on bail or on probation.
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@HeatherIsUnsane Gun owners' rights.
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@MorosKostas Feinblatt completely ignores the fact that if you buy a gun online it has to be shipped to an FFL, who has to do a background check. And they wonder why gun owners don't want to "compromise." Give them an inch. . .
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@IllyNOTLilly Casting call for a Budweiser commercial! :-)
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@AmiriKing Amiri is correct. Don't answer the door. Call 911 and wait inside.
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@againstgrmrs And while I'm at it, does anyone remember when "counselors" convinced small children that they had been sexually abused by a man who had pet sharks, who took them all on his boat and had the sharks jump out of the water and do tricks? Kids are so malleable and suggestible that
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@AsianDawn4 Someone should have told those robbers that guns aren't magic
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@Keltic_Witch So, what Biden is saying is "Texas cannot close the border because that's a federal concern, but I, as President, don't have the authority"? That is the biggest load of manure. All he has to do is withdraw the Executive Orders he issues HIS FIRST DAY OF OFFICE to reverse the
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@ZeekArkham @JackPosobiec True, but that doesn't mean he should serve time in prison.
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