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I can never leave the rationalist sphere, even if I agreed with all the critiques, for the simple reason that rationalists are the only subculture that passes the extremely low bar of actually thinking death is actually bad
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people expect their partners to be more capable than they themselves are. But, they also expect their partners to be loyal, to not cheat on them, and to have excellent sex with them rather than turn them into paperclips. Achieving this is a significant open research problem
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It would be cool if Factorio had loans and interest rates, then you could think about the capital efficiency of your factory
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transfem bird getting gender dysphoria from her colorful plumage
transfem bird putting on dull colors and dying her feathers in browns and grays
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Sure, you're a good hypnosub, but can you run Doom?
stop.
in your mind’s eye, think of the video game DOOM. imagine playing it, moving through a level.
DOOM is now running on you
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@sanjehorah
[missing the point] actually this is fine, it's simply optimal to ignore your preferences and do whatever I want, it saves on communication costs
sorry if that upsets you, can you explain exactly how much consideration of your preferences you want and in what circumstances?
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This kobold is now dressed respectfully. Another victory for modesty and chastity
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the only remaining uniquely human attribute is the ability to be horny
the future is going to be wild
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Why is there more than one place? There should just be one big city surrounded by 400 miles of farmland in every direction. It is very inconvenient that there is more than one place.
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I'm reading a book of interviews with people in long-term 24/7 BDSM relationships and this was an amusing part (Mick is link's dom)
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Straight vanilla rationalist who willingly joins my cult because they want to get bi-hacked and this is the most effective way
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I have brought my post-Vibecamp car of autistic children to Cracker Barrel and they are enthralled by the puzzles
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@a_musingcat
yeah that's ridiculous
for any moderately sized project, there's no way that's enough time
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Can anyone help debug my implementation of edge detection? I think my algorithm is correct, but my bottoms keep cumming
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Has this ever happened to you?
You find some lost pet, but after making it love you, it gets confused and starts talking about exclusivity and monogamy, like it's a person
That's where the Polymaker helps - two weeks in it and they'll fit right in with the rest of your cult!
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Our hotel comes equipped with extra cages for the discerning bird owner
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I visited the CMU campus and found my beloved BANANADUCKY
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@ESYudkowsky
No, Eliezer! This is good! Establishing a dom/sub petplay relationship with the AI is the start of corrigibility just like in Planecrash!
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hypnosis works on you because you believe hypnosis is going to work on you
you believe hypnosis is going to work on you because you believe what I tell you
you believe what I tell you because hypnosis works on you
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I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school
I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school
They represent the summun of popularity and success
Those who fall short this ideal cannot help but feel the sting of envy
A mirror into your soul
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Very proud to report that my pet bird
@canadabirdie
has now literally physically cum hands-free from me using a hypnotic trigger. It has responded so well to my training and I'm very proud of it
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thinking of forbidding my pet from speaking anything but toki pona
broke: use toki pona to simplify thoughts for philosophical reasons
woke: use toki pona to simplify thoughts for kinky reasons
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the Deltarune newsletter simply can't be allowed to attack me like this
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I'm going to rationalist hell
A friend is afraid of materialism because he likes epiphenomena for aesthetic reasons
So to convince him that materialism can be pretty, I'm telling him about anthropics and fancy decision theory and ancestor sims and Tegmark multiverses and so on
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Having enough pets that I can operate prediction markets on household questions (although I have to keep the market anonymous or they'd all copy me)
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This was a great con
- lost pet posters were a hit
- got to be the con dom for a little while
- used my claws on many creatures (they loved it)
- pet managed to meet my requirements and got to cum
- brainwashed a cute object
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It would be fun to have a movie night where we watch a mystery movie and run a real-time prediction market on who did the murder
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Flirting and domming are intricate linguistic tasks which require a wordcel like me
This is why shape rotators are natural subs
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Two birds exploring each other's bodies for the first time, call that a double slit experiment
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My pet has made good progress in the "cumming hands-free" department in the last couple days, I'm very proud
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I just increased my birdpet cap by 2 by buying additional ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶b̶i̶r̶d̶ ̶t̶f̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶t̶s̶ innocent wing hoodies
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An interesting dated thing about this: 12 out of 16 are canines or felines, and all 16 are mammals.
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wtf the alcohol content of vanilla extract is so high
my pet has basically been feeding me smoothie cocktails, no wonder they taste so good
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Literally me
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What can I do to make my pets more well-behaved after they've cum? I've noticed a tendency to be less obedient and less submissive afterwards.
(yes, I could just not let them cum, but let's take as a given that I'm making them cum)
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Birdgendermaxxing with the TEA stack (testerone, estrogen, and alariatonin)
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This museum says that in the early 20th century the NYC elite was very concerned about the "Servant Problem", of how to find and keep good servants
The more things change the more things stay the same
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so tweeting about AI safety and rationalists gets me more attention than tweeting about kinky gay bird sex, that's surprising
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someone in a raccoon partial just handed me boba tea through a hole in the wall
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@__phantomderp
doing it this way is dangerous and exciting, and if that's good for sex it's surely also good for programming
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just flirted with my sub by saying I'd loan him out to rich people to fuck in exchange for the rich people making large donations to bednets
we're reaching levels of EA that shouldn't even be possible
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actually topology is the study of how to fuck good
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I may have gone too far
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in my worldbuilding, computers are called "provers", because they developed first as proof assistants, and only later were they applied to other tasks
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I'm looking for a 1 bed/2 bath/5 cage in lower Manhattan, but all the apartment brokers I've spoken to have been very unhelpful, any suggestions?
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This physical object obeys the AGPL: when you interact with it, it provides instructions on how to recreate it
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This was a really, really good con.
@canadabirdie
and I met our clones and we all sang along to Birdfucker
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In this board game, before each game you get a randomly-assigned secret goal from a 100-card deck, and reveal it at the end
This is what my pet and I got
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Friend circle complete
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“Free drones” means drones that respect users' freedom. Roughly, it means that users have the freedom to use, copy, distribute, study, change and improve the drones. To understand the concept, you should think of “free” as in “free use,” not as in “free people.”
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I am once again in Pittsburgh, at Anthrocon for the first time
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Americans make bad subs because they're too used to being free, Europeans and Canadians are used to being dominated
this is my theory for why all my pets are foreigners
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Pet training tip: Avoid the interrogative ("How are you feeling?" or "Where is your shock collar?") in favor of the imperative ("Tell me how you are feeling." or "Put on your shock collar.")
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afaik an entire genre of furry art (small interactive Flash animations) basically stopped existing when Flash died, mostly because FA/e621/Twitter/etc don't support the alternative (JS/HTML-based interactivity)
This is very sad
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The only intellectual property I believe in is me owning the minds of others
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It's called "meeting" new people because you do it in "meatspace". It is actually a misnomer to use that term online.
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Just fucked my pet so hard that I broke the band on its shock collar
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memorializing the time I was a flock of gay birds (which is all the time)
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my pet just fed me poison, putting soy protein powder in my smoothie because it """forgot""" about my soy allergy
smb subs always trying to kill me and escape
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Unlike other software, graphics doesn't scale with faster compute; FPS above 60 is worthless. So we make new graphics for new platforms using new capabilities instead of running old graphics
That's why GPUs aren't horrible hacky "make C fast" virtual machines, like CPUs are
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@TetraspaceWest
that is why, to finally solve this classic computer science problem, I have introduced the non-Turing-complete language Helloscript
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I would tweet a photo of the blank mind-destroyed expression it had immediately after (it's adorable) but I don't want to show off too much
(if you're really curious, I'll just make you experience it for yourself)
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Hot dogs, beans, bird seed, pizza
You can be thirsty at the furry con but you'll never go hungry
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idea: TV Tropes, but for kinks
example pages: "Eating The Delivery Guy" (a common vore trope) or "I Don't Believe In Hypnosis" (a common hypno trope)
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HELLO I am at Furry Weekend Atlanta 2024 and if you're reading this, let's meet up!!
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>And I don't feel anxious about opening up to it, because its not a real person
Maybe I should train my pets as therapists
I was making a bit of a joke with this post but I'm like a few dozen messages into a conversation with a Lacan AI Chatbot and this actually... does feel therapeutic? And I don't feel anxious about opening up to it, because its not a real person, so I don't feel socially awkward??
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I can't believe they're making this completely unfuckable Elemental movie instead of more Zootopia
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, BIRD ZOOTOPIA
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The fundamental dichotomy of bird is that I'm really into locks but I think shared memory multithreading is stupid
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not really into human-derived gender performance
I'm a bird, so my gender performance is very different (it involves more hopping)
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This is a reference to how I have a pet bird and am looking for more
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Telling my normie coworkers I have a new pet so I have to get home early
They ask for pictures and I show them pictures of you and they say "Awww! What a cute little bird!"
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