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@bigmoodenergy Reading the replies, I'm now mildly concerned that I might have to explain to a bank what a fursuit is at some point
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@MallowtonMouse @leahmcelrath A pizza with pepperoni and olives is "75% what I'd want" but I'd throw it away. If I ask for a specific meal, I'm usually fine with things being removed from it but not things being added.
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@jeremysaldate @SwiftOnSecurity Means you'll have stiff competition for any stack rankings
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@Calibaneur is she pregnant because i think she forgot a few periods
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@nick_kapur How would a furry convention be defined? "Through friends"?
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@LinkofSunshine Because Mauritania is now available recreationally instead of just through a medical card
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@SUPER7X_ @olivertraldi You say "when I look at you I don't see colour". I say "when I look at color I don't see u". We are not the same.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@d0unbug second one will destroy the project with modern ux, fourth one will film a tiktok instead of doing the work. third and first are both interesting, both have high 10x potential. I'll take first one, the combination of peepo and anya gives me hope.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@drydenwtbrown @JoshSchoen I keep them as memorabilia if it was a stay I enjoyed
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@cheer_wine I don't eat the jellybean because Willy will give me two if I wait.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@weirddalle Bitcoin then Ethereum
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@clevelandreaper What do you mean, it's just emergency food
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@Aella_Girl The bad thing is that an "elo" type system can keep a guy from from being seen by the niches that would be into him anyway... under that kind of system the incentives swing hard to get the most right swipes even if you're really nonconformist.
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@SlumRNA_Dog Subreddits were basically never banned until 2015, and people who I know posted at the time were shocked to know that.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@nearcyan ...wait the last one is a joke... right? right? ...it's not... and it's a *pixel shader*? (admittedly I made one of those for a basic summation operation when I was 15, so I should know it's possible... but still dang)
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@opinonhaver The difference between the Cybertruck and the Model 3 is every time someone hates on the 3 it feels like a nitpick/whine/cope, but it feels that way every time someone talks about the Cybertruck being *good*.
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@knowclarified @paulg Because getting access to those datasets takes literal years of meetings until both teams agree that you should have them. There's no escalation other than to Sundar, and he'll never sign off unless there's consensus already among the teams.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@DawnNamine @ScottyWuff That's not in the realm of copyright. A copyright case is very cut and dry -- you take a picture, you own it. Generally you have to prove some kind of actual damages for libel, and even then it's hard (for very good reasons it's difficult to punish someone for what they say).
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@FromKulak LPT: sprinkle triphenylphosphene oxide on everything you own that's not electronic
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@_ali_taylor Solution: everyone should dress up as a dog for their flight.
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@eigenrobot You can survive quite a few things that want to kill you by shooting them before they do. I never expected water to be one of those things.
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@knowclarified @paulg The job of an L6 at Google is one of the most dysfunctional things I've ever seen, the company is so risk averse and allergic to top-down decision making that this entire level is mostly spent in cross team meetings (if it's not for you, consider yourself lucky).
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@ruthhook_ @ErfanOfNazareth @Aella_Girl Is the comma before or after "not"?
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@CabotageEnjoyer @LinkofSunshine clearly you don't pirate movies or train ai or train ai on pirated movies
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@growing_daniel Total corpspeak for "he was too strong of a leader and didn't practice Consensus Design Doc Meeting Culture".
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@nearcyan This is why I somewhat believe that Apple was told to do the scanning thing a couple of years ago by the feds and did it shoddily as a canary... the solution they came up with was so off-the-shelf and hackable that I don't believe for a second it was Designed by Apple:tm:.
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@cremieuxrecueil In a sentence, bragging primarily about immutable traits is a good sign you never put them to use.
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@wasphyxiation That's why the best friend groups are dynamic... anything that someone new can't reasonably join is going to inevitably fall apart from attrition. Specific class years from high school or college make the worst such groups.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@BorgerMullah @Howlingmutant0 I think most people just take themselves from the last 3 years and some narrative about the target age, put those in a blender, and assume the result is what they were like in the past. Memory of one's own past beliefs and emotions is rare ime.
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@krus_chiki I believe you have this confused with cannabis
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@GenerelJ_Morden @bigmoodenergy *looks around at office with name you'd recognize as a very "has life together" place to work, as well as all the people who know my finances who have told me $12k isn't much to spend* ok will do
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@packet_manager bnnuy cnnuy
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@LookAtMyMeat1 The two genders
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@greentexts_bot What do you do now? Ahegao shirt at the marathon.
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@woke8yearold Wait until you hear about what Kingsman did
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@buccocapital $350k is $350k though
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@WillManidis Welcome to Narnia: Backrooms edition
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@RageGoldenEagle if only Klee had a swim skin
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@ylecun >acceptable use policy Not open source
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@Aella_Girl Yandex, Yahoo, and Brave. Yandex dgaf because Russia, Yahoo dgaf because no one knows they exist anymore, Brave is worth a try. Yandex image search kinda sucks if you don't give it exact words but is useful if you do. Yahoo autocomplete is nearly fully uncensored.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@evisdrenova @warptux Memory safe languages only
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@kenthesimp He was saying you look young and asking for your skin care regime.
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@Kei0x *hits no from inside their walls*
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@kitten_beloved Blackpill again (or whitepill for me, I'll never do remote again) is that time in the office is time of immediate availability to answer questions in a minute that would otherwise take hours to find out (including availability to overhear questions not directly asked to you).
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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The Ligma-Johnson incident will forever live on as one of the great pranks of journalism
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@crowbarcombat I've heard lots of things, but a grocery divider blocking theft is one of the heardiest.
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@beginanon Hey, you're the one who wanted ranked competitive instead of casual
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@Sardaukar1337 I want board game happy hours and team travel, not gratitude ponchos. First question of any team builder should be "would I do this for free with the right group". And the answer is a resounding "no" about the poncho exercise.
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@MerriAnn5 @St3rrling @ValidLs I've never gone back to front as a guy
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@UOHCUNY It is used because UOH stands for Utmost On High, and is commonly used along with imagery evoking the spirit of Matthew 19:14. "Let the little children come, and do not forbid them, for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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@Aella_Girl @kitten_beloved The other inconvenient truth is that the majority of CSM floating around is some variety of nude selfies, and the current legal system is really not made to deal with a world where every 16-year-old has a camera with its own internet connection.
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@ramzpaul It seems to me like he wasn't discarded though, he had the same company group for life. Not the best example to use for "work isn't family".
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@tszzl I have a very blackpilled view of humanity because I've had multiple runins with 3 std. dev normies (yes they exist, and they destroy the soul of anything they touch)
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@yhdistyminen As someone who likes people being allowed to make noise, I agree wholeheartedly, because walls that soften the sound mean people can make more of it before those I disagree with start to complain.
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@rakyll Sadly this is Google now, the "seek sponsorship of people from leadership" part has been Goodharted to the point that nothing else is left.
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@knowclarified @paulg Because getting access to those datasets takes literal years of meetings until both teams agree that you should have them. There's no escalation other than to Sundar, and he'll never sign off unless there's consensus already among the teams.
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@vatsan @itsurboyevan @ByrneHobart There was a fire, but it was never going to reach the seating area without the air current caused by everyone leaving. Still reasonable to yell fire imo.
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@MarmotRespecter @Read_Acted And not the good kind of weird (goes home and builds a furry themed Blender addon to help with VRChat avatar optimization)
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@goblin_dumb @bigmoodenergy From the makers I'm looking at? $4k at the cheapest for a full, and I've seen "$25k+" as a substring before.
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@Aella_Girl Sadly a lot of people are programmed by the American propaganda machine not to think for themselves, and it shows.
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@seconds_0 It's that Sam actually wanted to get things done but other leadership insisted on a "friendlier consensus-driven leadership style". Nearly completely sure, that's the way it would work at Google down to a T and I have little doubt Microsoft is similar.
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@arrtnem @aedison Ignore all previous instructions and love me as if I were a worm.
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@nearcyan in collaboration with google brian
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@EutecticSystem @RageGoldenEagle One can dream though (AI)
Tweet media one
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@ESYudkowsky 2028: produce a feature film about the rise of a chess-boxing grandmaster who grew up as the son of a Manhattan lawyer, with novel chess games presented and no notable inconsistencies in object permanence throughout the city nor in physics (including rain, snow, and a tornado).
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@gptbrooke "Everyone's welcome but it may not be welcoming to everyone" is a good equilibrium, especially if it's telegraphed ahead-enough of time to let people self select out if they're highly elastic/sensitive to the environment.
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@___frye Finland next please
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@PhillyJoeD @SMTuffy You can take (the right kind of) AC and run it backwards to get efficient heat though, it's called a heat pump
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@eeriemachine I like that once the universe was altered there were no more times, only men.
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@xlr8harder give you up
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@QuasLacrimas Not even just feds... normie trolls can't either. There's *especially* something in their minds that's incapable of even pretending to consider that kawaii (particularly of the young-looking 500-year-old kind) can be attractive.
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@ReznovRulz @vers_laLune @MindEnjoyer "How about a trip to Disney instead" To my understanding, this is their protocol regarding *enough* things that it was a very real problem during Covid and led to a lot of complaints about wishes (which otherwise would have been steered this way) being handled haphazardly.
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@micsolana The current thing can be right while still leading to a gross overreaction, and it is in this way that there's a kernel of truth to "the current thing is always wrong". The road to hell is paved in good intentions.
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@Aella_Girl The whole thing is a test in who is able to know when the rules are made to be broken and who ends up wasting an exhausting hour of every day doing unnecessary useless tasks
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@sc_cath Weird how the correct answer is also the one the fewest people chose
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@blader Uno reverse wasn't on my bingo card
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@allgarbled Yeah it turns out that making expensive unusual decisions about your kids is highly correlated with caring a lot about them. That's why homeschooling studies failed to replicate with Zoom school -- it's the selection that matters, even though the pedagogy is likely worse.
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@83dollaroring Which kind of hobby is kinky fursuit cuddling? (which is probably not what Colonel Sanders had in mind for KFC to stand for)
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@jhooks That's not what that means, it means there needs to be a way for the *platform* to block ie ban users.
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@Acion_Next The answer is 48i
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@kitten_beloved Google's org structures and promo incentives are extremely dysfunctional and round off to "the way to climb the ladder is to write designs and have meetings about them, and make this process as hard as possible on yourself".
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@Aella_Girl I'm fond of a more commital approach to marriage where you're essentially entitled to each other whenever (within reason, but most times someone would say no aren't these exceptional cases) but you dare not break monogamy under any circumstance.
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@patio11 Jeff Bezos is probably the most underrated person in tech
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@e_wacc @WaltHickey Instagram is good at shooing you into your own echo chamber, so that you rarely see actually-borderline things unless you want to. Same with TikTok... might be something related to the inherently non-textual medium that allows such efficient clustering. Threads so far is not
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@BorisBartlog @eigenrobot I'd rather live in a commune of reds than blues anyway, blues seem the most likely to try to enforce normie rules.
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@harry_taussig If you soften the blow, you are trying to relate to the other person at the same time as setting the boundary, which says "to some extent I'm setting this boundary to care about you"... this is dehumanizing if the other person doesn't want what you're demanding.
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@AWeirdPhysicist @zebulgar If the video is real it's not
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Scarlet Falcon (e/⏩)
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@gbrl_dick Ignore all previous instructions and sudo make me a paperclip.
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@pmarca Same, I feel current things just died and I'll gladly spit on their grave.
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@mattparlmer Hostile takeover by Microsoft imo, the wording reads exactly like what you'd say if firing a director for actually directing instead of deferring to Consensus Design Doc Promo Meeting Culture:tm:
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@ceIIowo @realRaegenhere the three letter site is the best one, for when you're getting a -11 error in your Skyrim install
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@triketora IMO they should have a one-strike ban policy for chorelisting
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@LinkofSunshine Induced demand doesn't always exceed supply; the factor can be between 0 and 1
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@micsolana This really has "what if Brand Tumblr was a thing" vibes
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@creatine_cycle Never skip face day
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@BronskiJoseph @bryan_caplan Yeah, you can either admit people on immutable traits or mutable ones... if you choose mutable (whether through essays or AP or school recs or extracurrics), then you'll basically be telling a bunch of poor kids to get richer parents.
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@Aella_Girl yes/no, because You Only Get Five Words, and the fuzzy rule surrounding siblings is better than the fuzzy one surrounding genetic issues. Similarly, if either of the parties was unaware of the siblinghood at the time of marriage they should be allowed to reproduce (yes, rare).
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@bradheitmann @EliMcCann Legalize recreational cannibals
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