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friend to all animals. earth is my home. i love nature and i'm pretty annoying about it

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@bionicamachina
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got my account back just to show you @dunnatov drooling all over the place, that shit looked like rain #germs #slay
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@bionicamachina
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@Jtaylor0_3 did jesus crucify himself?
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@bionicamachina
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@on_da_spectrum fish die when someone drops a plate nearby lol they're gonna have a stroke with this one
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@bionicamachina
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@SirShehuu @girlfighttv bc the other girls punches were weak asf 😂 honestly I'd be so embarrassed if I were the other girl
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@bionicamachina
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@smitemaw @Jtaylor0_3 Jesus is the son of God. And the Romans crucified him
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@bionicamachina
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@MMiguel___ corpos iguais a crianças? vai ao médico pfv
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@bionicamachina
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@BiPrincess0 Jesus did not commit suicide, since that is a sin. He was crucified by the Romans and it's understood that it was a sacrifice but he didn't kiIl himself lol
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@bionicamachina
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@bionicamachina
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@RespectfulMemes is he gonna be sad bc the rock will never hatch? :(
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@AzealiaNews scholarly material here
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@bionicamachina
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@PTogekiss @bilbosfootcomb didnt know we all voted for you as president of the autism association
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@bionicamachina
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@ahhbodybang all of this because you said men are ugly (and you were 100% correct)
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@bionicamachina
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@jujubastweets ah tu gostas de tunas? diz aí 5 espécies de atum então
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@haiyangtuzi that's not food that's a friend
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@bionicamachina
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5 months
@Zeus_Unleash oh amigo e a tua mãe é o quê então? achas que vieste de uma cegonha?
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
@chvlseahotel fr go protest in front of the white house or smth but hating on celebs online (they're not gonna read your tweets!!) isn't doing anything c'mon now
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
@numetal_moment Korn saying "this is our heaviest project yet" for the past 15 years
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@bionicamachina
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3 months
@BitterMarxist @bilbosfootcomb you shouldnt laugh at religious people in general when they did nothing wrong to you. would you make fun of a muslim woman? a buddhist? or is your prejudice only against this one particular religion?
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@bionicamachina
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@GoodiOG @Babygravy9 would you rather live a good life and die or live a miserable life and die?
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@bionicamachina
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@xuxanodedo16 sabem que nem toda a gente começa a fac com 18 anos 🤯🤯🤯
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@bionicamachina
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@uzbadyubi it's so weird that this showed up on my tl because i had a classmate in maybe 3rd grade that told some girls she was pregnant and i never thought too much about it (bc we were children) but now I'm like... hold on.. and now i feel stupid bc this would explain other stuff she said
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@bionicamachina
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5 months
@MichaelBePetty did jojo really say "effed" in a song? good Lord
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@bionicamachina
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@thezacharymike biologist here: can confirm they're mammals
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no one knows what those colors mean they're just gonna think you suck at fashion
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My twin came to visit so I’ve passive aggressively dressed in TERF colours. Yes, to annoy them. 💜🤍💚
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@bionicamachina
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@traydominic life really doesn't stop for nothing 🥲🥲🥲
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
@SolBrah It's somehow oily and dry at the same time. Schrödinger's hair.
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@bionicamachina
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6 months
@lezscum this is very true and also why i hate children sometimes
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@bionicamachina
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2 months
@borysthenianus @kane @NewAtlantisSun yet another reason to hate france
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@bionicamachina
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5 months
não é que eu concorde com a gaja pq eu acho isto cringe, mas o tipo de gente que está a criticar a maquilhagem e a franja dela são os que elogiam as amiguinhas alternas comunistas que têm exatamente a MESMA aparência
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@bionicamachina
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2 months
@NapoleonBonabot i have an exam on this in 2 days so...
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@bionicamachina
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2 years
OS PEQUENINOS
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@ciencias_fcup
FCUP | Faculdade de Ciências da U.Porto
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Hoje é o dia dos nossos patudos. Feliz Dia Mundial dos Gatos! 🐱🐾 Quem já passou por eles no Campus comente 🙌😻
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@bionicamachina
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5 months
@galisep oh não, tiraram o logotipo feio e meteram o outro que era ligeiramente menos feio, o drama e o horror
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
tapping the "men wanna date crazy women until said women start acting crazy" sign once again
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I’ve now seen a half dozen mutuals dip their toes into this, and let me assure the rest of you, you are not the predator in this scenario. You are a piece of meat entering a lion’s den. I say this out of genuine concern—stay out.
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@bionicamachina
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@BitterMarxist @bilbosfootcomb i literally said "when they did nothing wrong to you". but sure go around making fun of people, see how that turns out for you
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@bionicamachina
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@smitemaw you do realize other religions believe in Jesus too
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
@PlanetaryBard this is so beautiful im fucking crying
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
YALL FUCKIN WITH THE MR BUNGLE LABCOAT❗❓❓❓❗
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
real
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getting very invested in older bands means being exposed to 2010s era memes on pinterest that make u sick to ur stomach
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@bionicamachina
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@nykyt0sha we shouldnt make fun of peoples deaths in general
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
@_gravity_lord_ @tmanhuge @iamKierraD sucks that a greedy person ruined a good thing. this is why we cant have nice things !!!
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@bionicamachina
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9 months
25 mins, im getting faster but quality is completely stagnated lol
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@bionicamachina
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3 months
@BitterMarxist @bilbosfootcomb alright, and what did that person do wrong, to others or themselves? the "bitter" in your @ is becoming really apparent
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@bionicamachina
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@thezacharymike a twonk if you will
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@bassfucker69 it was just one of those days for him
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@bionicamachina
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@Chris431553 @BlkCrownAuthor @Dexerto @MrBeast yeah because houses in the US are known for being structurally sound right?
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@bionicamachina
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3 months
men can't fathom being dumber than women. whenever teachers do extra classes to prepare us for exams there are barely any men in those classes, they don't try as hard as women because they think they're naturally smarter. then they cope like this when women get better grades
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i was being friendly to a male classmate of mine and he got comfortable to 'joke' about how i got better grades than him at a course taught by a stricter prof because he is attracted to me
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@bionicamachina
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@CATpt93 Já bué gente perguntou e ela ainda não respondeu xdd super suspeito né, eu acho que ela simplesmente assumiu que foi isso mas eu não estava lá
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@bionicamachina
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2 years
Just a little boy
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@bionicamachina
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3 months
@Astral_Aromance very likely a variation. in my country it's Maomé
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@bionicamachina
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3 months
@basementwife02 I'm so sick and tired of people associating my body with children and pedophilia, I'm 110lbs which is the healthy weight for my height (which i have no control over!)
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@bionicamachina
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2 months
you may like mike patton but i like him in a more spiritual and autistic way that none of you can understand btw
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
@greentexts_bot I'm glad my parents incentivized me to hang out with people and be social when I was a teen. it didn't work and I'm an antissocial freak of nature, but at least they tried
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@bionicamachina
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6 months
BABY'S ON FIRE SHE GOT ME GOING FUCKIN CRAZY SINCE O JIRRE GOD SE JESUS
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if your girl knows who these people are, just focus on yourself king
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@bionicamachina
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@bestestname use your lips you lizard
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@bionicamachina
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10 months
really bothers me how men are just intrinsically evil like this and don't see anything wrong with such behavior
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Lukas (computer) 🐂🔻
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I almost married this girl and every time we talked I'd think "I could be answering emails right now" After 7 years one of my friends told me I didn't seem that into her. I thought about it for a few minutes and decided to to break up
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@bionicamachina
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5 months
wtf eu pensava que o wuant tinha 26 anos tipo há 10 anos como assim ainda não tem 30
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@bionicamachina
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6 months
@mililitrosa eu já tenho que gastar as minhas poupanças todas no privado por causa do estado do SNS :)
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growing up is realizing that the friends that are always making plans with other people but never with me are not my friends
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@bionicamachina
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LET'S GOOOOO
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@JoaoMSBarbosa
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Esta foto anda a correr a Fachoesfera e senti-me na obrigação de desmontar já a mentira. Essas adagas não são minimamente afiadas, como se pode ver pela imagem ampliada. São um símbolo da religião Sikh (sim, não é sequer um Árabe ou Muçulmano) e chamam-se kirpan. 1/2
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@bionicamachina
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@manocancela mas tambem não gosto nada quando meto gosto numa coisa e mandam logo mensagem 😭😭 tipo eu n tenho dinheiro estou só a ser delulu
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@bionicamachina
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@dainty_sofia omg havent seen this girl in a long time, good to see shes alive and well
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@DaRumbling the haircut before made her look nerdy and childish (which I guess it's what you creeps like), the second one brings attention to her beautiful face shape
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
@caffeineosu @weirdslvt true lol i ask my bf to do different beard styles and it's just a fun suggestion, if he doesn't wanna do it it's fine he's still pretty to me, not trying to manipulate him or some crazy shit
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@bionicamachina
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2 years
Found the pics on my old phone
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@bionicamachina
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@BornLik23266 you're the soyjak in the middle varg
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@redroIa me bc im embarrassed of my degree
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@bionicamachina
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@Category_Fury it's bc math is the most difficult one (to most people) so they're like,, well if I'm studying this shit it better be worth it!!
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@bionicamachina
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@saturn1slosing @lambdacor3 worry about your damn self
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@bionicamachina
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2 years
Just me and the girls chilling
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
most men can't even pay a date with their gfs they wanna go 50/50 😂 stfu you men don't invest shit on women
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@thapie_018 Probably its because men invest(not only financially) alot more in a relationship
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@bionicamachina
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@dwallacewells this is only for people with a specific mutation so don't go grab a cigarette to celebrate this
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@bionicamachina
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11 months
le chat
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@bionicamachina
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@RcaZenith he made one (1) funny video and then proceeded to only make the same variation of said video until it stopped being funny
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@bionicamachina
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@brainwormsssss actually that's just gonna vastly depend on the type of cancer. a lot of pets tolerate chemo well. the vet will know what's best, so let's not generalize
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@bionicamachina
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@DavidThePuff1 @galisep ele estava desesperadamente à procura de uma foto minha feia para gozar comigo (não existe) e teve que se contentar com o tipo de letra do meu telemóvel
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@bionicamachina
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she.
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@sakahoko7 i would cut that tiny wiener with some scissors
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@doxie_gay praying for people's livers gallbladders and thyroids 🙏🏻
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@bionicamachina
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never heard of pewdiepie being a public nuisance or harassing japanese people on the subway but yeah they're the exact same sure
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weeb who moved to Japan complaining about webs visiting Japan. many such cases
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@bionicamachina
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americans saying they're gonna move as if america isn't one of the most progressive countries in the world lol. most countries hate you and the rest think you're stupid
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white people wakanda
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@bionicamachina
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I love picking my skin until it starts bleeding and then picking the crusties and it bleeds some more and then
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@bionicamachina
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@goreshjt pretty sure this is the one you're talking about oomfie
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@bionicamachina
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@beautelgeuse eu só estou a imaginar que ela escreveu "queria viver em 1830", pensou um bocado e ficou "ah vou meter mas SEM os racistas senão isto fica mt mau"
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@bionicamachina
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@inesfilipa_99 porque odeio homens exhibit 12667382
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vanilla não é uma coisa má, ser virgem não é uma coisa má, e no entanto todos os dias nesta app ouvem-se estas palavras usadas sempre com uma conotação negativa por pessoas cujo único valor é ser o objeto sexual de terceiros
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@bionicamachina
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@LeahLindse51513 adopting a child is always an option
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i could domesticate them
@fasc1nate
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The black-footed cat is the deadliest wildcat in the world. Though they weigh only 2 - 6 pounds, they take down more prey in a single night than a leopard does in 6 months.
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@bionicamachina
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@PooPeeLookAtMe @0xAlaric do you know what the "mixed" in mixed martial arts means?
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@bionicamachina
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@medacamer 1st one is female human. 2nd one looks like non-human primate but i'd need more pelvises next to it for comparison
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@bionicamachina
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@FrankieDoode sounds like it's lymphoma. it usually responds to treatment so please remain hopeful
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@bionicamachina
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4 months
and if I told you that in a couple years we're gonna get a bunch of tiktoks saying "omg I can't believe I put free Palestine in my bio with the watermelon emoji I was so silly 🤪🤪"
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oh i hate you people
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@bionicamachina
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@maidenprincesss @teenmartian I have some bad news for you
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@BigBadReni if she wants to she can give me her job I'll take it girl, go be feminine but I need to pay some bills 😭
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