things I didn’t do today:
-get out of bed
-put on pants
-shower
things I did do today:
-uber eats 41 dollars worth of Japanese food to my house
-juul tricks (50 nic)
-drank a six (6) pack of Coca Cola
“Seeing the Atlanta sports curse get broken last night reminded me of how enchanted you used to have me…. You don’t have to respond tell your mom Go Braves from me.”
How are YOU getting ready for the SEC Championship? I’m researching the most absorbent tampons, because to beat the Crimson Tide you gotta bleed them dry
just found out about male politicians signing legislature that restricts females from utilizing safe healthcare practices/facilities, subjects them to capital punishment if they choose to undergo the process, and even penalizes them if they seek them outside of state lines
Best UGA employees ranked:
15. It’s
14. Impossible
13. To rank
12. Them all
11. Because
10. They’re all
9. So
8. Friendly
7. And
6. Genuinely
5. Care about
4. Your
3. College
2. Experience
1. Mrs. Sandra
the fact that Joe Biden has to defend his sons prior drug use during a presidential debate is abhorrent
proud of Joe for not stooping to this level, Americans care about real issues let’s keep it on task here
ladies if you have anything to say before the lotto drawing speak now or forever hold your peace bc my DM’s are closing promptly at 11:05 when I’m 1.6 billion richer
The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!
day 5 of maymester... have noticed many more chipmunks on campus than ever before, is the wildlife diversifying or are the chipmunks performing a coup d’état on the campus squirrels... more updates to come
-P
didn’t go out last night after happy hour - got up w no alarm at 7:30 this morning, cleaned our kitchen, put a load of laundry in, and now folding clothes and cleaning my room. is this.... growth?
my brother (on the spectrum) got me this shrek shirt from universal studios because “it’s just the truth” and I simply cannot wait to wear this every day
Me in White County: there is literally nothing to do here I can’t be here for more than a day
Me anywhere else: yee yee live action baby. I’m born and raised kuntri. Glenda’s biscuits and gravy flow thru my veins. if you don’t know dukes creek f u. WC baby yee haw.
Me in Chicago: fuq this it’s cold
Me anywhere else: Chicago is the 3rd largest city in America, and is much cleaner than LA and NY. The violence is greatly exaggerated. My father is a deep dish pizza. I could play hockey before I could crawl.
Fellas - beware tonight if you hear the new jack harlow song at the tavern. It is making women feral before 8 am can’t imagine what it will do to them after a couple voddy sodies, thanks.
-snugg