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why should you never date a dj?
you’ll ask for flowers, but they’ll only give you stems.
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How many bots can I trigger in one tweet:
I need a sugar daddy to write this essay for me while on magic mushrooms because my account is hacked and I need three tickets for tonight
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Me in Chicago: fuq this it’s cold
Me anywhere else: Chicago is the 3rd largest city in America, and is much cleaner than LA and NY. The violence is greatly exaggerated. My father is a deep dish pizza. I could play hockey before I could crawl.
Me in Albuquerque: Abq is trash
Me anywhere else: Albuquerque is a top 5 up and coming city. My blood is 50% Dion’s ranch 50% marble double white. Have y’all ever heard of ART? Life changing lemme tell y’all
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hey
@RiotTenMusic
one of the horses I take care of wanted you to know she is a fan. She’s a m***er f***in rail breaker.
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Sororities: yes we understand that it may be your personal Instagram page but we just feel showing alcohol and a little booty cheek isn’t classy and not upholding our high standar-
Frat: lol here’s all our bros in front of a 4loko sign drunk off 4loko on our public page lol rep
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Pro tip: stuff your bra with toilet paper before frat parties.
No, not so your boobs look good, it's because they never have toilet paper.
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@ChrisMontCholi
@it_wasnt__me_
@DontQuoteBot
@abbygov
Chris is right tho bubonic plague still exists. There’s a few cases every year
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you want free festival tickets? Literally so many avenues other than asking the internet. Volunteer for ground crew. Ticket sales. Join the army of pollen people. Take one for the team and fuck a dj. Like either put in the effort or put out.
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This tweet is half a decade old, but I want to tell a story about it. A story of the butterfly effect, the power of music, and what some might even call fate.
This tweet is about me. Those were my messages.
What has happened in the five years since came full circle on Saturday.
Part 2
1-800-273-8255
Don’t let yourself believe for a second that you’re not bringing light into this world every day and making someone else’s life that much better. We’re all here for a reason ❤️
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Can anyone explain how in high school I dated a guy who supported me riding horses so much he learned what good or bad footing was so he could tell me to watch for deep spots during my course walks...
And then every guy I’ve dated since has mocked me for being a horse girl? Fuck
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A definitive study on the two distinct types of horse girl: a thread.
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In case anyone forgot: here are the receipts.
@insomniacevents
@PasqualeRotella
@EDC_LasVegas
this man is dangerous and a threat to the community.
All cannot be welcome if he is there.
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@pechaberi
@notfolu
I’ve heard though that the amount of radiation uranium glass emits is so, so tiny that we get exposed to more radiation through every day objects, including our literal cellphones. This one collectors website says even an entire museum of uranium glass would be harmless.
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@OLJtheCreator
@sevynjewels
@JEppsIzMe
Straight garbage. Somebody’s value isn’t tied to what they got done with their illness......
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@sophie_mhj
She’s also either going to live with her mother forever or they’re going to become completely estranged.
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Shady park is hands down the best place in all of Arizona and possibly the United States
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@officialchrisHQ
@DaniGetzen
Wow it’s like you read the post and didn’t read the post all at the same time. Fascinating. Can we get a case study?
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Unpopular opinion: if you loved high school you were probably one of the mean girls that made it shit for everyone else.
Unpopular opinion: if you hated high school you were either problematic or had a shit group of friends lol
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Literally if I had a body like that I wouldn’t know how to act
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People are fucking RUDE about Billie Eilish saying “she’s only 16 what does she have to be sad about” or “she’s too depressing for someone her age it’s fake” but ????
1) I definitely remember being that sad at 16
2) it’s like teens are idk, real people who experience emotions??
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it’s confusing when people say “omg i love edm and raving” like does that mean you saw zedd at a festival once or you’re down to fake cancer on twitter and then rob some dude because those are two very different things
it’s confusing when people say “omg i love edm and raving” like does that mean you saw zedd at a festival once or you’re down to drop 6 tabs and go see liquid stranger because those are 2 very different things
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PLEASE STOP GASSING UP B*RNIE S*NDERS AS A VIABLE CANDIDATE HE IS NOT AND YOURE GONNA FUCK US ALL OVEE AGAIN
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These are the girls that literally cuddle, fight, and control 1200lb animals for fun. Do not trust them. Do not anger them. Most importantly, DO NOT PUT THEM ON PAR WITH THE WEIRD HORSE GIRL. It's basically apples and Maseratis.
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@yeeitsanthonyy
@c00lcvnt
Hello I am late to this tweet but here is Sloane (she also enjoys putting the car in neutral on the highway) with her little sister Stella
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Reasons Type A Horse girls are insane:
1) They did not grow up in a participation trophy environment. You win, or you lose. You work hard or you go home. They do not have room for excuses or slackers.
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@pechaberi
@notfolu
“50 scientists signed a letter stating that [uranium] Fiestaware “is among the most benign radioactive materials commonly found in the home” so it’s not even comparable to the idiot with the radium warehouse 🙃🙃
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Times are tough right now for so many. But we have each other. We have connection. Most importantly, we have music to create, to share, and a story to tell.
Do whatever you can to put good in the world. It has a funny way of coming back. ❤️
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@JackeeDaytona_
@beccsleffs
@_RobertSchultz
Yeah and what do you look like then? Body shaming is gross but not as gross as you 💕
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I tell this story now, because I want people to realize that the smallest moments can have the greatest impact even on those we cannot see. That music is a universal story of love, it is powerful. It is life changing. Your story matters, even if you can't see it.
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Synchronicity is an understatement. Kismet is all I can think. To try and wrap my brain around the fact that my pain would resonate with someone so much it would change the course of their life, and that then they would be part of mine 5 years later is almost unfathomable.
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Type A is usually a bad bitch, a product of the "real" horse world, which happily chews people up and spits them out, then comes back for dessert and does it again.
On the surface they are high functioning members of society, but on the inside...
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Ok so we’ve tweeted this before but let’s tweet it again:
WOMEN ARE NOT REHABILITATION CENTERS FOR BROKEN MEN
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3) Horse Girls in the industry have seen some shit. Horses they love dying suddenly, losing in very tough competitive circumstances, coaches/fellow horseman being verbally abusive, illegal drugs for horse and human...leading them to often seem cold and detached.
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However, despite being able to function normally in society, do not think for a second these horse girls are not batshit crazy. They are a different kind of crazy.
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2) They buy and sell animals the weird horse girl would consider life long friends like used cars. If you think for a second that a horse girl finds you irreplaceable, you are wrong.
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He said in 2019, he had seen this tweet from Jauz about how the Trampoline remix pretty much saved someone's life, and since then, and it made him realize that he wanted to make an impact like that through music, that it can make a difference.
The tweet about me.
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@G0RILLAGRIP69
Out of curiosity where is this news/where are these numbers coming from? All I can see is tweets with varying numbers with no sources or even explanations
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The defense of Emmanuel Andrade is all the more hideous considering the excuse is “maybe he didn’t know.”
If he didn’t know, he would’ve taken the time to release a statement disgracing his father and his actions.
Instead, he posted a photo of himself with a medal to save face.
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Unpopular opinion but this is a genius marketing ploy. Absolutely brilliant. They’re asking for people to come advertise/market within the USEF by saying “These people have money to blow, and have several product needs beyond normality.” BRILLIANT.
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friendly reminder first access to When We Were Young tickets goes to people who can provide valid photo ID. I've attached an example below:
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@fasteronfire525
@kelzzzzey
@BannedFromTV__
@emilyst
@CdyRnkn
@wholemilk
I think about this, none pizza with left beef, and the story of the girl who’s shoe got stuck in the ceiling and when it fell she said “that’s not my shoe”
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happy ladies day!! remember the best way to support women isn’t instagram graphics but instead hiring them, paying them equally, advocating for their rights, telling ur friends who speak over them to shut the fuck up, and calling out abusers even if it’s ur friend!!!
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4) They have the uncanny ability to throw money into the firepit that is horses like confetti. Believe me, they will do the same with attorneys if you wrong them.
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One of the reasons I was down so intensely bad at this time was that I was also seeing someone who was absolutely dog shit for me. Manipulative, emotionally abusive, made me forget who I was and my worth.
But, he did intro me to music by an artist named LICK.
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well. With festival season delayed, I just want to talk about how proud of myself I am.
Last year when this time rolled around I was dangerously underweight because of IBS and being severely depressed. By August 2019, I weighed 87lbs and could barely stand to look at myself.
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"I always think I want pumpkin pie, but then I don't. And I eat it, and I'm like ugh." -
@AsapRatatouille
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LICK, or now Josh to me, would end up sliding into my DMs on this silly app in November of 2020, and the rest is history. He is the love of my life. We have built our lives around each other and for each other in the last almost 4 years, and I would not have it any other way.
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The Weird Horse Girl continues to be an odd duck throughout her life, and when she finally realizes that running around galloping is not socially acceptable at 36, she usually evolves into the modern day cat lady, but continues to channel her equine desire through decor, clothing
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September is national suicide awareness month.
A lot of you know my story, a lot don’t. All I will say is there have been so many times I have almost left; and it’s small moments like these I’m so glad I stayed. I would’ve missed a lot.
We can always try one more time.
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If you fall in love with a Weird Horse Girl, chances are you yourself are also fucking weird. Like those kids who run like Naruto in the hall and drink mountain dew and have doritos for breakfast.
But if you fall in love with just the horse girl, well...
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This is called gaslighting and is one of the biggest tactics used in mental and emotional abuse and can be so detrimental, that it and other elements of mental/emotional abuse can lead to a variety of mental illnesses including PTSD.
my ex brainwashed me into thinking i was overreacting and too sensitive when he treated me badly &because of that i’m not always able to tell when significant others are mistreating me. this is me telling you to pay attention to red flags because some shit doesn’t go away.
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Me: wow I can't wait to get married
Also me: afraid of commitment, trust issues, likes to be alone all the time, won't text you back
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@nubiantarot
I’ve also had incidents where I’d wake up and immediately know that I was going to see a certain person that day (that I didn’t usually see) and it would happen. Had several incidents with exes involving me just knowing information and them accusing me of being crazy/stalking
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Whenever I’m sad I always feed the horses extra hay because if I can’t make myself happy I can make them happy at least
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let’s get alone together
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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I have Netflix Hulu and HBO someone date me I have a lot to offer
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Due to lack of ACTUAL equine companionship (namely due to financial circumstances, horses are fucking expensive) the Weird Horse Girl will continue to emulate her deepest desire. Because she cannot be surrounded by actual horses, the weird horse girl must find other ways.
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@nubiantarot
Definitely had a sense I was for awhile and now it’s something I’m beginning to try and tap into now. I’m at the beginning of my spiritual journey but a funny example is in college, I could always tell about 15 minutes before the police would show up and bust a party. C/
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“The gym and diet will blah blah blah”
It’s coming up on the seven year anniversary of my suicide attempt. At the time, I was a division 1 athlete. I was training daily. I had a team of athletic professionals at my back.
I still tried to kill myself. You know what saved me?
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Josh has some artists he mentors, who's projects I really believe in. One of them being our friend,
@Baezic_music
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This Saturday, Baezic played at an event in Arizona. One of my other friends chatted him up, and asked him what inspired him to start producing.
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Fuckboy-ery is evolving. Just got hit with a “wyd.”
At 3 in the afternoon.
It’s no longer “after 10pm bootycall” hours. No time is safe.
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This has been a definitive study on the two strains of horse girl. Thanks for reading!
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All horse girls start the same. In fact, almost every little girl has a horses phase. However, as time goes on, one of two things happen; said phase is outgrown, or it sticks. Forever.
We begin to see branching off of the two types around twelve years of age.
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my 1st horse Teddy died yesterday as I graduated college. I haven’t seen him in a few years but he was so important in my life, it feels like he watched his little girl grow all the way up and knew he could go. Sad I didn’t get to say bye, but I know he is somewhere beautiful.
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What the fuck is in the air that’s driving everyone’s anxiety through the roof this week
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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@Thenamesjan
@UberFacts
Bill gates bought a $16 million dollar horse farm for his daughter haha nice try tho
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This also usually entails being in a situation where when the preteen age hits, the horse girl notices that horse apparel is generally considered tacky in her environment. In hunter/jumpers, she is usually surrounded by individuals who are actually quite stylish.
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It has come to my attention that the trend of the horse girl is rising on twitter. Myself, being a horse girl, have noticed some discrepancies between what twitter seems to constitute a "horse girl" which led me to conclude there is a distinct difference in variety.
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Prime example:
this is what classically comes to mind when you think of the weird horse girl. In physical appearance, odd behavior, clothing, etc.
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@Hussie_91
@supermoongirl9
Saaaame. So much emphasis on overachieving early to set myself up later in life. So much structure all the time
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My back Candles
🤝 being blown out 🤝
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In case you’re having a bad day here’s my dog wearing her French fry hat
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I’m gonna give an unsolicited advice thread since I’ve been seeing a lot of Sad Bitch Energy™️ on my timeline.
The best thing I ever did for myself was I stopped looking for love. I stopped wishing the boy at the bar or the boy in my bed would suddenly become The One.
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@burgerkrang
This guy is notorious in the EDM community for stalking a dj, threatening her, and threatening to shoot up multiple events and messaging individuals he would seek them out and kill them at those events. WILD
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Omg. Just got to see
@NMStateMBB
WIN in my hometown at the UC! Beating my dad’s alma matter!!
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@S__NM
@lessucrito
Monat made people go bald and no product is so fire that it cancels the fact it’s an unethical scam that puts people in debt ❤️
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