"Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword." - R. Buckminster Fuller #doing #security

@matt_vanswol Bud, you can’t figure out caps lock. I’m sure any explanation is going to go over your head.

Senator: oh hey ur back early from the audit US GAO auditor: government’s haunted Senator: what? US GAO: *loads pistol and heads back to car* government’s haunted

@BrandonF65664 @SatireAP Check out this election interference, @elonmusk. Please protect freeze peach by banning this election interference. Thanks!

@VoteHarrisOut You: another democrat plot to kill our dear leader. Me: ok, proof? You: do yOuR own rEsEaRCh Me: dude was a major republican donor and ran for an elected position as MAGA You: nOT Lik3 th444444444t You’re a fuckkin clown. Or a grifter. Probably both.

@elonmusk Herr Elon, can we beseech you to do some crutches and squats? The smiths have taken your armor out for a fourth time this month. Perhaps, my Lord, before you conquer the woke mind virus, you should tackle the Musk Chonk Plague?

@elonmusk You’re just mad she’s a better cosplayer than you. And also has a better Elden Ring build. And also still on her first marriage.

@elonmusk 💩

@JesseKellyDC LOL. Go home immigrant.

@qwertz42069 “Buff Trump memes have entered the chat”

@energyx I’m sorry, a regex meant to post these as

@dieworkwear Sir, this is a literal bigoted Wendy’s. Your suit takes are not relevant.

@nbeaudrot Coming in from out of the cold and getting back to work. Had a nice sabbatical and I’m excited to be an engineer again.

@SirBylHolte Interesting you pick a handle with “Sir” in it as if you are knighted royalty. And you are not. And you show your expected entitlement for what you deserve. For what you have not obtained. Be better. Or realize that you are lesser.

@nbeaudrot “Dune 2: Moar Dune” “Dune 3: Spice World” “Dune 4: Get the Pills, The Dog Emperor Has Worms” “Dune 5: Is It Thyme Yet?”

@elonmusk Elmo.... ... ...my sweet muppet baby.... ... ...so sweet, so ignorant, so innocent... ... ...did you pass your citizenship test? ... ...please post proof, because your baseless and false remarks should disqualify you from both commentary and subscription to American life.

@Timcast I’m sorry she looks better in a beanie than you, Timothy.

Seriously, this is basic opsec.