Ben Boven
@benboven1
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I write romantic comedies and apocalyptic romantic thrillers like this one: https://t.co/TM78oY5tNO
Texas is the Reason
Joined May 2022
30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.
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RT @highprobably1: The saying being “god awful” and not “satan awful” should tell you all you need to know.
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RT @deloisivete: My 7yo built a trophy out of legos, and then awarded said trophy to himself for being good at legos
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RT @benedictsred: I’ve never been popular, so being hunted for sport would be pretty confusing for me.
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RT @benedictsred: My cousin named his newborn Clark and he can already grow a better mustache than me
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RT @benedictsred: No I won’t play along when a child is pretending. “Oh, the phone is for me? Reality check, idiot. That’s a banana.”
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RT @highprobably1: For the love of god, I am not on a “sourdough journey”, I’m just making fucking bread.
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RT @highprobably1: *huge tumble weed blows across the road ahead of us* 14: Those are real?!? I thought they were only in cartoons!
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RT @highprobably1: In tv shows, the 80s look glamorous. In reality, it was a lot of dark wood paneling and geese in bonnets wallpaper.
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RT @RiotGrlErin: a lady at work told me i type like jessica fletcher in murder she wrote and like there’s no need for the flattery if you w…
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RT @Brock_Teee: 4 calling birds sounds like a nightmare, I don't want phone calls from 1 bird, much less 4.
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RT @RiotGrlErin: me: dating is hard me on a date: a woodpecker’s tongue is bigger than its entire head. it keeps it wrapped up around its…
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