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I've been everywhere man. I'm a G Pa times 5. I look like a guy in a beer hockey league. 8 goals. 2 assists. 159 penalty minutes..I'm on east coast 🇨🇦
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I went to Costco ten years ago.. I don't need anymore razor blades, garbage bags, aluminum foil, shampoo or condoms
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Of course I can call the street DILDO ST. I'm the mayor and my sex shop is on this street
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TRUMP alone created those fucking 8 Chaos GOP hardliners. They would not run a shithouse
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At the cabin snowmobiling . Just mounted my fish from ice fishing
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East coast Canada. Golden fish and chips. Cold water fish is best
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Yes in Canada we fucking hate snow but we always show and brag about how many inches we got last night
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CORONA beer has staying power, color of dehydrated urine, a pandemic is called same name. Nothing fucking tastes better in sun
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Melania
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Hopefully summer is not setting on Eastern Canada. As an optimist hockey starts soon
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Every picture of him fit and healthy. Natural causes, FUCK OFF
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@NadaAJones
Some woman have that spontaneous orgasm reflex all day, so you maybe lucky it's just a sneeze Hope
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3 of my grand kids are boys. They love hockey, it very expensive.. I tell my daughter to take them out of it. Sign them up for music lessons. I said with hockey they will only get laid from hockey to age 20, unless they turn pro. With music they get laid to age 85
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This dog is a rescue from Texas. He loves the snow here in Canada, no more 106 degree heat in summer, he has a loving home. But most of all I think he was fucking pissed with Trump and MAGA
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So now when woman say they want a Sugar Daddy. They just want this. I know one thing, I'm too salty to be a fucking sugar daddy
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Late summer in Eastern 🇨🇦 will turn to fall, then winter. Actually the best time of 3 of our four seasons
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In the 70s the first unofficial penis size survey was a slow dance to Whiter Shade of Pale by iconic super group Procal Harem
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Gesus I'm getting better than THE PROPERTY BOYS for that accent. Those replica barrels were hand made from wood in the 50s. The artist, Young is amazing
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I live by the airport. I'd put up one of those 8 foot inflatable Santa Claus, tied down. But no fucking way, if that gets loose I don't want to create TWILIGHT ZONE TV Scenerio and have flights seeing this monster of a flying Santa on Christmas Eve at 40000 feet
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With age I'm getting wise as a man. I love sports, daughter was getting her boys into hockey. It's not cheap, my advice to her was hockey players only get laid up to age 19, unless you go pro. Put them into music lesdons they get laid to age 90
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The smell of wood bark chips used in landscaping is intoxicating. I lived in 2 paper mill towns. I loved it. Its like smelling like fresh 🎄 trees year round
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Worth. Repeating this RT
On the streets, a homeless man finds an unexpected friend: someone's dog.
In a silent embrace, a bond is created that illustrates the beauty of animal empathy.
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I got a rescue dog from Texas . He is safe in Canada now and so glad he is not close to Springfield Ohio
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Wish I could say this aerobic anaerobic exercise today was afternoon sex, it was snow blowing and shovelling this 80 cm of snow or nearly 3 feet
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Kid Rock is not that smart, if I were him and got busted with a can of BudLight I would have said, " I have it to piss in man"
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I have 3 daughters. They tell me I look like the guy in a Cialis commercial
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He went on that Canadian dating site. PLENTY OF FISH. Too bad he caught the crabs
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I'm at that stage of life I go to bed early and fall asleep with either the remote, my blackberry or my dick in my hand
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No wonder I watched it over and over
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First round draft pick of Maple Leafs sent to minors . Now he has a bit role with Trailer Park Boys and plays in a beer league
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You will never feel more like so many other people as you line up to get your fix of coffee, Tim Hortons at. 730 am
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3 no sugar
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TAXES MADE SIMPLE. Start at bottom with refund you WANT. Then work backwards with rest
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It looks pretty. But this is where we say. This is fucking enough
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Why are our cars blaming us for the weather and deep snow on the deck
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I see a cow called Daisy
Two people dancing, you’re right-brained. A lizard, you’re left brained. I don’t see either one. What do you see?
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I'm still laughing about some of Trumps comments in debate last night... I'm sure people will chuckle for weeks.. he said " I told Abdul that's enough now. " LMFAO
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Modern porn star men these days in the doggy position always have that blank look on their face like they are thinking. "I wonder if UPS is hiring"
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I have the. FOLLOWING. FOLLOW ratio of a giggilo hung like a mouse
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If I did not know the difference. I'd say Harris is sure outworking TRUMP, but then again she seems 3 decades younger
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Hey could not forget to get those wooden miniature barrels hand done in the 50s in there
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Thank fuck in Canada we get skates for Christmas at age 14 and not a fucking AR 15... fucking nuts
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Holy fuck Vance can't get a word in. The cat has his tongue. Fuck Don Jr is wacked on coke
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I did not realize so many people in UK had the last name Balls. I want to take back my ancestry
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I don't want to bring back carpet but in last 30 years when dogs back legs lose strength standing, it seems hard wood floor has no traction. Years ago dirty old carpet provided it
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The BBC. British Broadcasting Corp. May change its name, most of the hits to their website and calls to corporate are disappointed woman actually looking for BBC
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I had toffee, hate it. In the day, sat 60 s and 70 s they was a candy on a stick called. SUGAR DADDY. and fuck they are still around
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What a beauty. NEWFOUNDLAND DOG
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I don't think that big dick French guy at Olympics should be allowed to use it as a rudder.. I see protest
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I'm in Canada. But no fucking way was my dog and cat watching that debate last night
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If you are looking for a Jimmy Buffett type guy, I have not been to a drycleaner for 42 years
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Canada changed to metric in the early 80 s. No wonder we still use inches. Not one Canadian male over 15 knows how big his dick is in centimeters
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