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@bedroomStander

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I love being blue and transfem!

DNI: Nfsw, proship, shedtwt
Joined October 2023
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I'm blue and transfem!
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WHO TRIPPED??? Heh,Well,
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heres my take on the "fixed" pesterquest sprites
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Why yall dissin dad egbert all he said was "i am so proud of you" and was chill asf and yall hated him
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@bedroomStander
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how it feels to like standing in your bedroom on your birthday without some bitch in ur ear telling you it’s mid
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@Enlightz_
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@vriskaKisser Yes. That means they want to date because they like you but dont want to seem like a pedophile.
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@Rap
RapTV
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NASA launches mission to intercept “God Of Chaos” asteroid as it nears Earths orbit‼️😳
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@bedroomStander
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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS STANDING IN THIER ROOM
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>_<
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Feferi I think
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Dave recently pestered me to "find someone to rizz up ohio style and fanum tax their gyatt." What does this mean?
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June is the what
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Homestuck Anonymous
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June Egbert is sans because the jacker is blue and june is the Heir of BLue.
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Blue of void!
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what if Roxy was blue?
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I loooooovvvveeee her so much
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I decided to look up sex as a joke in spotify and got an intimate mix and this might be the greatest thing ever created
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ITS ALWAYS DERSE THIS PROSPIT THAT AND THEN THEY ALWAYS FAIL TO MENTION SNURGLE!!!
@eyepies
👁️🥧 @ SAHCON
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this is gonna be hstwt for the next 3 weeks
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I wish I was Wayward Vagabond
@anonstuck
Homestuck Anonymous
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i love the paradox space comics. secret sufferer and summerteen romance are so cute
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Reply to this to become Blue!!!
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Why yall dissin dad egbert all he said was "i am so proud of you" and was chill asf and yall hated him
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Wayward Vagabond
@KoolSuh
darn hooligan ‼️ 🎨 🍉
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When you mention that one hyper specific piece of media to summon that one oomfie
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@ASentientCanvas @leijonpilled If you wanna shame people for panel editing, stop doing it yourself. This is the real panel!
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Im blue!
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Someone should do this but with hstwt
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Jeo! (Comms open!)
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HELP ME
@CejjyBoy
Cejjyboynis
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SUBJECT 0180 - BLUE EGBERT! STATUS: ALIVE, CAPTIVE METHOD: none REPORT: Subject found at Walmart™, immediately chloroformed, and taken into custody. Appearance - A+ Cognition - B- Behavior - A- Breathful RESULTS: EVIDENT Lobotomization not necessary, though abnormally whimsical.
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Blune Egbert!
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Alright man fuck you I just wanted to be blue and yall hated me
@J0HNTHEBERT
John!
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YOU'RE A GODDAMN FAKE AND A GODDAMN FRUAD.
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DOIN YOUR MOM??? THATS JUST... INSULTING!
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Only Day You Can Repost
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Hey! Its me! Johnku! Help me find the Egbert balls! I accidentally ran a fade a little too hard and killed some people!
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Hey! Its me! Johnku! (I got bored of hating)
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Blune Egbert!
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GUES WHAT TIME IT IS
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NEED TO HEAR HER SAY SHE LOVES ME
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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A LOT OF JOHNS???
@plushieParamour
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Jade🍉 IN JAIL!!
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thats alot of johns
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:B
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Condesce boobies
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how does this look so far
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Hey!
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I think im gonna leave my bedroom today
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bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesnt end ? the fun will never end, its adventure time. retweet if you cried
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Blune Egbert!
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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS JOHN???
@M0neyB4gz
NGeraldT
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠYOU'RE JOHN, HE'S JOHN, I'M JOHN!? IS THERE ANY OTHER JOHN'S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
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Gravekickers is bluetastic! Read it now!!
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@AsterThePerson
Aster 🟩
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thinking of doing a homestuck retake. anyone interested?
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Im so fucking tired man. Please help me.
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Blune Egbert!
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YOU GET WHAT YOU GET AND YOU DONT GET UPSET
@FaygoFucker
GaMzEe MaKaRa
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dOnT bReAk InTo HuMaN hIvEs..ThEy WILL hIt U wItH a HaMmEr :o((
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Since im at 400 im doing art, request now or never get art ever.
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@TURNTHECANDY
David Elizabeth Strider
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what
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//Idk how to say this but you're gonna be haunted by 4 ghosts tonight 😭
off to sleep
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B E D R O O M I N B I O
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chat should I read this
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how it feels to make my mom jokes
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My classpect is the Heir of Blue!!
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Why am I so not normal about the homestuck green slime ghost 😭
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coming soon...
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being stuck where
@WikiOoc
Wikipedia but I lie
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Creaturefood
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im dead
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I WOKE UP TO TAKE A SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
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How did I do
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Im gonna speedrun making a june sprite
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Hello everyone, I will be holding a moots battle! Reply to join!
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@sawtytism Two: Gaty, can algebraliens ever live with objects one day? Gaty: No matter if you're an algebralien or a object everybody is connected by gods will Favorite Line 💯 /c
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hey guys im back
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Im boy
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I FUCKING KNEW IT IF I JUST TWEET ABT HER I GET LIKES
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>_<
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HEY GUYS I WANT TO TRY TO DO ART AND HAVE PEOPLE LIKE IT HERE ARE EXAMPLES GOODNIGHT ITS ALMOST 4 AM
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aw yeah! this is happenin! wait didnt my dad say I was allergic to going outsi-
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I think im gonna leave my bedroom today
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🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
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@Iron_Man__real
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ALBUM SO GOOD I **HAVE** TO GATEKEEP IT
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MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
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I feel so heinous!
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This isnt a meme this is just depressing
@weirddalle
no context memes
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You're never fully dressed without a smile!
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haha im gonna post this stupid thing why the fuck did 346 people like it
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GUESS WHOS BACK BROS!!!
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chat
@TimelyRoxygen
Your Timely Dose of Roxygen
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My ocs if they were at home. You know, like the stucks?
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Dudes just be typing shit
@LaurenWitzkeDE
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Libs are very triggered by this video
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FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT HAIRY JAKE ENGLISH FAT
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Thanks
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aw dude she looks so silly
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Blueferi Bluexes
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@feferipeixe
🔱 LAIA 🔱
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@bedroomStander Bluebulous! - Blueferi Bluexes
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WHY DO STRANGE WOMEN FOLLOW ME??? WHAT IS A "PUSSY" AND WHY IS IT IN THE BIO???
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Me and some other knights have been planning to play a game called Sburb together! Do we play it?
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Its almost ready!
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open your door. I am here to stand in your bedroom.
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Blune Egbert!
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put a "?" and i'll give a franchise for you to post your fav characters!! I got ms paint adventures
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@Iron_Man__real
Iron Man 🍉 (parody)
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//put a "?" and i'll give a franchise for you to post your fav characters!! I got homestuck :3
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why is there a FUTURE arachnidsGrip on my tl
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"No young man! Dont stand in the weed bedroom!" A young man stands in his weed bedroom.
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