Homestuck Anonymous
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THE Homestuck Anonymous, posts 4 times from 9am to 9pm est by dni: proshippers, bi/mspec lesbians, endosystems
They/Xe pronouns
Joined December 2023
//I should clarify specifically that this isn’t (really) based on strength!!! You’re voting for whoever you want for whatever reason you see fit!!!.
//In 3 hours Hstwtanonymous will be hosting a Homestuck character tournament!!! I will clarify the rules when the bracket is finalized!!! For the next 2 hours, I will consider suggestions on who to remove and add!!! Please include both in your comment,,,
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I tried drawing homestuck characters from memory (I’ve never read it before)
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i love this panel so much she got lipstick and mascara straight out of the womb
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i get so annoyed whenever someone is like "dni if you ship nepeta and equius romantically" because THEY ARE LITERALLY IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP!! MOIRAILS ARE ROMANTIC ITS CALLED TROLL ROMANCE!!!! YOY DO NOT UDNDERYSTAND QUADRANTS
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Eridan, despite his actions and flaws, could completely undergo a redemption arc that wouldn't mischaracterize him or Feferi. Like other trolls, he is a victim of his societal upbringing and mischaracterizing him as this evil genocidal incel is an unfair read of his character.
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i really wish this fandom enjoyed the best part in homestuck, which is the insane world building . but people only like to talk about how "shipping jade and feferi is incestuous". if i were hussie, i too would grow to dislike my own comic.
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this panel makes me so sad becaose jade harley shouldnt be cryin,,,, she should be frolicking in fields. she should laugh.
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hi these are my headcanons if the trolls were from the states and I’ll provide no further context❤️
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i have negative confidence in my skills as an artist to pull this off, but i kinda wanna make an MSPFA called mangastuck that takes inspiration from battle shonen and stuff. hstwt do you fw with this.
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when i was 14 i wanted to be dave strider so bad i wore sunglasses and the white shirt with red sleeves everywhere. i even started to type like him and to this day i retain some of the way he speaks. he for sure influenced my personalit.
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No hstwt, just because Hussie used the words "incestuous slurry" does not mean that all Trolls are related.
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(Not shipping!!) If u claim u are an eridan fan but hate feferi you are a FAKEY FAKE FAN that kid ADORED her
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What if homestuck was called apartmentfree and they all lived in a low income apartment complex.
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the "do the windy thing" scene in a5 is the 100% absolute best part of homestuck and i'm tired of pretending it’s not
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As a young teenage girl I was head over heels for Dirk Strider and was distraught when I found out he was a gay man. I cried. Vehemently.
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genuine question, why do the trolls have breasts? they spawn as grubs from the mother grub and never interact with their offspring so why would they need them?.
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Since you can change the appearance of your God Tier outfit to seemingly whatever you desire (Openbound: Ministrife, Meenah does so), do you think you can just. edit your god tier outfit to look like another class entirely? Imagine a bard pretending to be an heir lol
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an angel dies everytime someone draws terezi skinny.
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Homestuck fans do not understand quadrants and it's so painfully obvious.
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she is genuinely so strong because if i was playing a game where i (thought) i ended the world and i met a teenage version of my mom i'd jump out a window
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Every time someone draws Jade Harley white an angel loses its wings.
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YALL SO NEGATIVE ON HERE, WHERE'S YOUR JOY AND WHIMSY, LOOK AT MS PAINT, SHE'S FULL OF JOY AND WHIMSY!
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anytime someone says moirails are platonic an angel loses its wings.
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Anyone who doesn't like or hates Tavros is a red flag for me
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When i first read homestuck and got to the point where Jane got blown up at the mailbox and it cut to John and Jade leveling up I thought the implication was that they were the ones who killed Jane and were leveling up for it
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homestuck doesnt need a direct sequel and hiveswap is definitely the best way the franchise could continue officially. fanmade continuations are fun tho. beyond canon is lame.
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"Hi barbie!" I'm not barbie 🙄👊 I'm a Homestuck girl 🥰 In the canon world 💅 Life's fantastic 😍 Full of classpect 💖.
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do any of you fw transfem nepeta like honest i seen 2 people who like her i just Gotta know bro this a public poll please.
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The day people stop acting like Feferi is some kind of evil, manipulative, super villain is the day I can rest peacefully.
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Karkat gets so mischaracterized by this fandom. He would not sing happy go lucky songs, he would call you a slur and walk away.
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June Egbert is sans because the jacker is blue and june is the Heir of BLue.
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fuck any gamzee makara haters ok he is perfect and you all need to shut up he was fucked over by the plot and this is final no whats no buts no conconusts
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I wore my god tier rose cosplay to my standardized testing. I used my hood as a pillow; and I even had grown men ask to take a picture of me. I said no because there was a teacher with me and everything. Full contacts, full wig and everything.
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vrisrezi is the one of, if not the best written ships in hs. i dont see it talked about as much as the other canon pairings and it makes me a bit sad bc they are just so compelling to me
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D --> Whenever I see a lowb100d send a suggestion to this account, I immediately become filled with rage. I can sense their weakness through my husktop screen and it makes me feel uneasy.
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i don't like davekat but there was a period of time where i did solely because i saw this image and thought it was funny
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ive been too nervous to confess to a girl i like so ive been trying to hint at it by asking her to match pfps as terezi x vriska yuri.
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You’ll post about how Eridan was affected by Alternian society and how he wasn’t that bad and get 500+ likes. You dare try to talk about Vriska in a positive light and how badly her trauma fucked her up and get qrted to all hell. We truly live in a society…she’s a sad wet dog…
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I think that guidestuck is one of the best fanstucks out there despite it's short life and unfinished state. Everything about it is just amazing to me, from the art to the writing, I can't help but love it. guidestuck fans rise up
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homestuck fans don't die. they evolve. they prototype. they double prototype. at this point we're all fucking cubed.
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sometimes i fantasize about jane coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb she kicks me in the ribs until i canhardly breathe then she starts to cry and apolgozines begging me to forgive her she holds me all night as i gently cry into her t shirt is there any hope for me.
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Trolls are overrated. The consorts are underrated. Make more consort content.
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what if there were a session called the sigma session where the kids are the sigma kids and they're called Ohio Rizzler, Gyat Toilet, Mario Dingaling and Lord Argentinian.
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every time karkat is drawn as anything other than fat an angel loses their wings.
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Ok libshit. If moirails are so platonic then how sloppy moirail Vrisrezi makeout? Checkmate.
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every tweet about dirk strider going viral like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013.
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Classpecting was never intended to be used as something similar to horoscoping and the growing derangment of classpecters was a net loss on the comic and fandom. June's god tier design is literally her with a windsock as a hood and her title is a wind pun.
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Sometimes I genuinely wonder if real people are in a Kismesissitude relationship unironically.
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Derse was actually intended to be britain, but hussie changed it to a planet at the last minute. This why is why the quality of life on derse is so terrible, and why jack noir has such an affinity for stabbing.
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i had a dream where i submitted something talking about how i didnt like vriska on here and hstwt got so angry and they found my house and my mothers maiden name or something 😁 I DONT EVEN DISLIKE VRISKA WHY DID I DREAM THAT
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My hottest take is that Homestuck is a great story. There's obviously flaws, but considering everything, its a tour de force and Hussie's magnum opus. I love it, personally.
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i remember when someone on hstwt pissed me off so bad that before i went to bed i prayed to Something to deal with them and i dont know what or who the hell answered but that dudes been bedeviled by many things since then.
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NASA would need every rocket in their entire global arsenal operating at full power to even hope to match one one billionth of the force required to separate my tongue from her armpit
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i'm sorry but anytime someone says "i'm a homestuck fan BUT i don't like the comic i just like the midnight crew/the felt/whatever" i always think of this
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I HATE you wayward vagabond. WORST mayor of all time!! he deserves all the HATRED
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Can we all agree as a community shipping rose or kanaya with anyone that isn’t a girl is bad and lesbian erasure
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Im so fucking tired of people saying pale and ashen romance is platonic Its literally called romance They are aliens with completely different relationship structures Oh my god.
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Karkat would sound that one guy explaining how he would likely find that your dad is gay and so are you
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i think a lot of "headcanons" are people just projecting their own traits onto their favorite characters with little to no regard as to how much it actually makes sense for that character.
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How do people look at dave and think he’s not autistic this is what he makes in his free time
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i think people who dislike equius should get hit with hammers and truck he's so ugly it hurts /pos
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why people are okay with transmasc dave and transmasc dirk but sudden there's wave of people anti june, like she killed your family or something.
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I feel like people keep forgetting Nepeta is a self-taught killer that lives in a cave. She literally would kick ass, sure she’s silly as fuck and there’s no denying that! But I feel like her “killer” aspect isn’t represented enough, especially in fanworks.
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in 2020 i used to be a vriska kinnie and i was friends with this disabled kids and i decided it would be really funny to push him down him down the stairs in his wheelchair.
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I hate this stupid green ass son of a bitch and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
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Dear Pr*sh*tters. Your favorite character would want you dead. <3.
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99% of the time the men in homestuck are so fucking boring and the 1% is when you hit them with the transgender ray and make them trans women.
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my boyfriend is making me read homestuck with him and i dont have the heart to tell him that whenever i see or think about baby jade harley i get so scared that im cold to the touch and the mere thought of reading it gives me dread
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I originally hated GAMZEE because of the killing and stuff but now I love him so much he’s just a little too silly /sarc anyways here’s some GAMZEE :3
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I can't BELIEVE that the homestuck community has been sleeping on the potentials of Felt yaoi. THOSE MFS COULD BE GETTING SILLY WITH THEIR LEPRECHAUN CHARMS, BUT NOOO, WE HAVE TO PRETEND THEY DON'T EXIST.
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I LOVE you wayward vagabond. BEST mayor of all time!! he deserves all the LOVE
I HATE you wayward vagabond. WORST mayor of all time!! he deserves all the HATRED
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Y’know what fuck your negativity. Under this, please post your FAVORITE character and ONE thing you liked about them. And also reply to one other person with ONE thing you LIKE about THEIR character.
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im a new fan but it feels like most people that say things like "run while you can" when someone conciders reading HS dont actually know anything about it and their hate for it comes from others hate in a perpetual circle of defamation. am i right on this?
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i like playing with my toys and drawing with crayons.
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if you like cronus just a reminder he humped a 13-year-old when he was 19
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