David Elizabeth Strider
@TURNTHECANDY
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Dear Dave, Kanaya just sent me this pic of her ass, and oh my god.
Dude.
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me wearing the pumpkin that makes you itch you balls
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIK HE'S SCRATCHING HIS BALLS 😭😭😭😭 WHAT IS HE DOING 😭😭😭
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WHAT! HELP ME RATIO!
Finally meeting my special buddy buddy, hes veryyyy excited for OUR fun time if you know what i mean hehe🥰🤭
#zoophile
#zoopride
#zoophilepride
#zoo
#freakytime
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noise plays fnaf for thanksgiving instead of spending it with his loving wife
#pizzatower
#Pizzatowerfanart
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DAVEMUN: I COMPLETELY FORGOT I VA'D THIS WEEKS AGO
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[PINNED]
IT'ᔕ TIᗰE ᖴOᖇ TᗯITTEᖇ TO ᗰEET "ᖇᗩᗰOᑎ".
move... come on!! you pathetic... coward!!!
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dumbass think he in the truman show fix yo tv
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DAVEMUN: 10 likes and i'll say which hs character i'll make out with /half j
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DAVE: whats crackalackin guys
DAVE: yeah I became real
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B33 < to the people following me right meow, i am a purrody!
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yeah!! they released a new deadpool skin and a new wolverine skin! they're cel shaded
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@winterfroggies
@crusnaker
@physicssux1234
@ReekingReggie
@Q_Review
I was never book smart im money smart!
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@LeakerLime
@BurdenSeth
@HYDROSS1TY
@beastboss_yt
@Louiedagamer
@thedebil11
@PootisPlush
@RoundyCartoon
@RealBulborb
UNDERPANTS‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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DAVEMUN: You May Not Be A Cracker But I WILL Win This Ratio.
Imaginary Technique: Hollow Ratio.
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this guy is the gooner final boss do not check his media tab
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john solos with the stupid fucking dance
Homelander wants to kill you,your last saved image is who will protect you !?
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WRONG WRONG INCORRECT!💧💧💧
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DAVEMUN: Yall think DavePeta has a mix of dave and nepeta voices like this:
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I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA TOWER EVEN THO WE DONT HAVE IT AND FAKE PEPPINO IS HDNFNFNFKDKDKDFNFN WAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!! -alex
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WHAT KINDA HOMESTUCK DID THEY READ BRUH
WHAT HOMESTUCK DID YALL READ BROTHERS 😭🙏
Hes a child abuser but hes not into kids.
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DAVE: ...
DAVE: fuck i dunno
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JAKE: Hold on lads... oh great heavens! It seems like Dirk is calling!
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DAVE: what the freak
♡ I may be a red pilled mother fucker but I'm also pink pilled ASF!! ♡
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you knows whats better then a hot vampire troll
a annoying hot troll whos name is karkat
@JohnEgbert1304
John, when you love someone, you start to realize a lot of stuff, for me, the thing i realized, and the thing that changed my life forever, was...
That i liked getting my blood sucked by a hot vampire troll.
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DIRK: GUYS WHO PUT A BRO STRIDER BODY PILLOW IN MY ROOM?!
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@RetroDubsVA
Me after seeing this scene for the 10000th time re-watching the henry stickman collection on YouTube since i don't have money for it -strebs
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[PINNED]
"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙩 '𝙚𝙢!"
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//I GOT TICKETS TO THE FNAF MOVIES POOKIES🗣🗣🤯🗣
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"dave how much money do you have in yo bank account"
my broke ahh:
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[PINNED]
DAVE: hey john dont look behind you but theres a fuck ass bird behind you
JOHN: what?
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"Bait or mental retardation, call it."
@SpaghetfredFFPS
Ya see the joke is that since there's 5000000 genders and pronouns now and people get offended by anything. That you'll be publicly executed for the tiniest bit of misgendering and incorrect pronoun usage
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may i ratio this guy chat
@DisasterCurses
@ihatejprgs
@TURNTHECANDY
@Kirbman64
@iDuckFilms
Maybe you should stop blaming me
It’s not my fault they can’t build a good reputation for themself because they’re always doing dumb shit and ruining every form of media
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DAVEMUN: I JUST REALIZED IN DIRK'S SHIP HE HAS A BRO(?) STRIDER BODY PILLOW IN HIS ROOM PLUS THE VIZ MEDIA HS BOOKS PLUS JADE HARLEY POT PLANT
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NEPETA IS GONNA KILL ME
HELP
🍄 " Okay, seems like a normal common Eridan.
All that I can tell you is, Abscond. "
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DAVE: im dave fucking strider and i say trans rights
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DAVE: bro can we go to jcpennys i think i need more clothes
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DAVEMUN: If this post gets 10 likes I'll sing GFDI Dave-
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==> Appear.
DAVESPRITE: not supposed to be here on the account yet but you can interact with me i guess
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DAVE: good morning
DAVE: IS THAT A FUCKING METEOR
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as the totally real dave strider no it aint!!!!!
i hate my brodad im glad he died!
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DAVE: good thing I dont do that
if you masturbate too much the penis goblin comes after you.
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[PINNED]
𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 "𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲" 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬
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DAVE: david elizabeth strider ratio
WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING MAD AT ME FOR INSULTING NEOPRONOUNS, THEYRE PRONOUN IS LITERALLY “STAR”!?
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yo parents 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 dawg
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ouuuuugh....
man im glad im not that dave
interaction bait undyne kicks the reader in the face
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@Swisrad
@TimeTrinkets
theres literally fuckin ship fanart on the walls so ion know vro
its probably canon
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