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@khanofkhans11_
Not necessarily true. Many men miss major milestones of their kids. Balance is what's needed. We often don't realize how important being present is. And when you are around,be present
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@OdauduEne
@chuqu_amaka
@cchukudebelu
My mama is currently planning to visit one of her sons and is gathering foodstuff to take along-yam flour,fruits from her garden, vegetables... No be say them no get o. But na her love language be that
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@Sujodamystique
After our son was born,I too wanted to bounce back. And also wanted like a 5yr gap. That was how barely 18mths after I got preggo again. Me ,that fine girl has set again. 😭But here we are more than 8 yrs later. So much joy I wouldn't wish it any other way
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@Sammi9314
@AyamDamiee
@iamsuperwhales
Interviewer was stupid for real. It says a lot about her. So they still have the notion that Africa is a jungle? What happened to research?.
I've heard it before that the French can be racist. She just gave credence to that. And I like how Chimamanda gave it to her but classier
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@slimtallyohme_
@tundealuko
You remember a few days ago when it was hot topic on here about millennials and gen z? So,that's how Millennials allegedly pray (at least according to Gen Z). Even I laughed immediately I saw this tweet
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@_bambootv
@SirLeoBDasilva
See what's wrong here? If a woman was telling that story of how a man stabbed her or held her hostage,t laugh wouldn't be the reaction.
But it's a man so...
Can we just be more sensitive regardless of gender in issues involving violence?
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Jss1,I was accused of stealing money. Someone suggested they started searching bags and lockers.
They found the money inside my food flask.
For a long time those girls used to give me the look.
Looking back,I believe the person who suggested searching knew where exactly to ..
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That
@Wizarab10
's thread,the one where boys(now men) are telling of their abuse,I only read 2 and couldn't take more. It's horrible. I'm surprised it hasn't gained a lot of traction. Twitter is silent. Is it that we just accepted that it's normal or what? Imagine it's the ..
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@MrOdanz
I teach kids part time. It'll amaze you what they know. The trick is to observe without looking like you're seeing or noticing what they're saying or doing. And when u hear those things,don't scream(it's hard) or you'll never hear another one. This is where u apply wisdom
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@brisin_advocate
@Mrpossidez
we've replaced human love with animals. Some people see their animals as their kids. Some will rather not have kids cos they have animals.
Now we're here.
I love my animals(I have livestock) but when it's time for me to eat them,I k1ll them and eat them and enjoy them.
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@MimieLaushi
@sprylyzzyzx
Let's start with abuse of OTC meds
Also indiscriminate use of pesticides and herbicides.
The fine print on these chemicals say exactly what duration and quantity to be used but many people just eyeball the measurements.
So when rain falls,some are swept into nearby rivers,others
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@iam_ramos
@Tekanomo_
I mean 😂😂😂.
I rem someone tweeting that he'd feel the import of 33% unemployment that day . Bruh 😂😂🤣
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@EditiEffiong
Thank you so much. I feel like I'm reading a live John grisham courtroom thriller. The way Mr fusika punched holes in the army's story and the way Mr o finished them off,just brilliant. I pray justice is served o. And everyone who lost something be vindicated
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@OgbeniAyoola
The whole force needs a cleanup. So why did we protest endsars? It's almost like they got worse trying to prove there more brutal and that nothing will happen
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@chef_amakaa
@DrZobo
@CraigTevi
Im glad that people are speaking up.
I had PCOS too. I went through series of fertility treatments too
You will have testimony. Amen
PS: please incorporate turmeric to your spices.
I take it daily as tea and I believe it contributes to my period being regular like clockwork.
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@DavidHundeyin
@WestAfricaWeek
There's so much to unpack.
Many random events and statements don't seem so random anymore. Even the almighty US is complicit in this situation.
I've always maintained that killing the foot soldiers or finding shekau or whatever wasn't the solution. They had funding. But where ..
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@therealbelano
I started out like you and became like your wife.
And when I'm really sad or terrified,I lose the ability to speak my pain or my excitement, my heart does the rest(my lips don't even move at this point).
It's not every time warrior prayer or binding and casting
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@exec_boss
@DavidHundeyin
@WestAfricaWeek
My thoughts exactly. Trapdoor. Everything anyone is hiding will be forced into the open
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look because she went straight for my food flask.
My dad came to school the next day to defend me.
Glad I left in jss2.
They made my life hell.
Probably why I didn't do well while there
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@lollypeezle
1998/7 I think,my brother was sick and very early started convulsing. My mother yelled and put her fingers in his mouth and kept on yelling. B4 we knew,our room was full of neighbors,some brought salt,another omorogun,another spoon etc.
Everyone trying to revive him. He lived
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@gbenro
@remiopakunle
Have you heard this before
"Stupendous ignoramus"
Baba kan lo fi bù wa l'ọdun yen
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@Wizarab10
No. I love that our girl and dad has a fantastic bond.
Yes she has him wrapped around his finger but I love it for them
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@DavidHundeyin
@WestAfricaWeek
did the funds come from?
And to think I enjoyed nasco wafers as a kid. It's grown to become multiheaded hydra. Last week,malami said they Won't release the names of Boko Haram financiers and everyone on here was ranting why. Now we know.
At this point,our togetherness shld be ..
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@Obongidiyake
@dondekojo
The extra land we have at the side of the house,we planted fruit trees. waterleaf grows on it frequently. Lately,ppl will come knock on the gate asking permission to pluck the waterleaf so they can sell. Many times,it's mother-daughter duo. Things are hard
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@Folasheycrown22
Suddenly the old man became like a child again. Did I say how much I loved this gesture? God bless you
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@MimieLaushi
@sprylyzzyzx
simply are taken up by plants and overtime,these poisons accumulate in the body and start causing disruptions.
It was said that a particular chemical was used in he 70s and 30+ years later,traces were found in the milk of cows that grazed the areas.
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@akubuilo_
@DavidHundeyin
@DrIsaPantami
@ATBU_Connect
Unfortunately David doesn't like to be wrong. He's like a dog with a bone. Man keeps digging. And the dirt keeps getting dirtier
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@GTARforever
@RWMaloneMD
Wrong. I'm in Nigeria. People have long since abandoned majority of the protocols and death rate is still <3k since it was discovered here.
The pandemic stops when everyone wakes up and says they're done
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There was this man, Mr Mohammed. He used to buy moringa seeds In my area every year. He didn't have a phone we could call him on,but he'd always come. We didn't see him throughout 2020. He surfaced 2021 and we asked him how he was and that we didn't know how to reach him. He ...
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@Whitestcrewman
@slimtallyohme_
@tundealuko
You missed the moment so it may not be funny anymore. The likes of Moe and fk were turned into grandma memes. A lot of back and forth and really funny. So imagine this guy's wife praying and portraying the exact joke(in real life) that was used to describe millennials.
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@aproko_doctor
My kids do it a lot. A glaring reminder to wash it. They're usually the ones that do the washing anyway
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@Kollykab
@lady_dehbie
And individuals too. Don't birth more than u have the capacity to train
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@Im_sandybelle
@Burmese_Tyga_
😠
A bit common. I once heard someone who travelled and got stranded when he got to the place the person who promised to pick him up didn't show. Story is,he told this resident he was the only one coming,man came with 3 others(wife and 2 kids).
Why take undue advantage
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@A_Abby_Abi
@the_lopetee
Aunty,for a few days now,many men on this app have been saying the past of a woman is not just a past. I say,let it go both ways.
She has said what she wants and believe it when I say it's possible to get it.
Let us be balancing the agenda small small
😂😂
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@MrOdanz
Start with food.
The quality of what we eat now is not comparable to what the quality was say,even 20 yrs ago.
Then sugar. Everything is loaded with sugar nowadays,even stuff advertised as low sugar. Unfortunately,sugar feeds cancer(any tumor for that matter)
Indiscriminate use..
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@Caramel_Top
@tysalihu
This season or not,I think it the height of wickedness to collect food u know u will waste.
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@Wizarab10
With every vaginal delivery, the elasticity reduces. This is why old gynaes, used to add the extra stitch when sewing it back up.
Age is also a factor. The older a person gets the less collagen(the protein responsible for elasticity)is produced.
Solutions: love your woman.
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@novieverest
@DavidHundeyin
And imagine,the nigeria police,our police urging Frank to tell the truth. Seriously? Na VIP?
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soul and was a man of his word. Or maybe because you could tell he adored his wife and family.
May his soul keep resting in peace 🕊️🕊️
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@taadelodun
@NaijaClassCapt
@YouTube
I tell you. The first homemade pizza I ever made ,I learned from YouTube and it came out perfect.
Sisyemmie's channel is another fave. I practice some of her recipes
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That's not subtle. That's so 'in your face and I'll never let y'all forget' . And I'm here for it.
We will never forget
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@UnkleAyo
Many years ago on Oprah,there was an interview with parents who lost their kids to suicide. Normal, straight A students with no history of depression or mental issue. Apparently there was a website where those teens went to learn painless suicide with recipes.
God help us o
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@miss_she_du
My son laid sideways in my belly with his head resting on my right hip.
After he was born,I literally couldn't get up myself for a long time after . Till now,when I have an ache,that place aches a lot more than other parts.
May God heal all of us
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@YulEdochie
@UgwunnaEjikem
This picture is everything!
I love when children grow and still maintain good relationship with their parents.may my papa RIP. This is something I wish we could have done together
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@boluxxxx
Before he started to promote it,he made a poll. I saw it,even participated in one or two. I have used it and had none of the side effects
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@OluwamayowaTJ
Great guy until he wasn't. Activists in politics don't mix well. They usually end up becoming the tyrant they were against before getting to power.
I think I saw a quote somewhere here saying we don't hate tyranny,we just don't like that we aren't the oppressors ( I paraphrased)
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@The_x_Dami
They'll come begging with the useless family who knew where he's been all along to "apologize" and blackmail with "oo sa ni baba Mi"
My bestie's dad did same.(5kids) Now has dementia,is in a care home. Someone tried talkin their mom into caring for him. Mama cussed out the fellow
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@MrOdanz
It's a value system problem. Nigeria has consistently rewarded bad behaviors,now we're seeing the result. After all we have some politicians whose wealth you can't trace. some of these kids come from homes where parents who served the govt and many died in penury(unpaid benefits)
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@MrOdanz
use of pesticides and herbicides,which goes back to food sources. If y'all knew the amount of chemicals and things sprayed on ur foods to look"fine" you'd hesitate.
And ppl don't go out and feel nature anymore. We're cooped indoors without enough natural light.
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@Akinyem62970106
@aproko_doctor
It's nothing obscene naw!
And see how many people can relate with Amakas struggle. I can relate too. And topics like these,we should start conversations around them.
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@_SirWilliam_
@DavidHundeyin
I'm thinking islamization is mild. We shld use genocide instead. Because that's the oath to their agenda
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@Wizarab10
Vegan doesn't eat any animal products at all
Vegetarian will at eggs,milk as long as the animal wasn't harmed or killed to get the food
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@maniac8989
So,I had to go look for this thread. I can't find the original.
Follow the instructions to treat your neighbor's fvck up accordingly
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@freddymarshal
@Obongidiyake
@dondekojo
all is well? Trying to stifle our voices. Talking of how they lifted 10m ppl out of poverty?
This affliction they want will not rise again. We will resist it and God will come to our aid.
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@chukaobi
@dondekojo
All of a sudden now,events that seemed random aren't random anymore in light of all these revelations.
We have been at war since,we just didn't know.
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@Wizarab10
I make cream as a part time hobby. Whatever he's been using has bleached his skin. Simple. Remedy,stop whatever he's using.
Our bodies are self repairing. He needs to rebuild his skin layers. A starting point is a vitamin C serum:it triggers collagen and elastin production...1/
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@Wizarab10
,I think it's cowardice disguised as power to cancel someone. What is the fear? That their critical theory will be disproved? That people will regain their senses and stop towing the perdition route?
What's now the essence of the platform if you can't speak?
We are not sheep
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@linusNoni
@AdekemiSaliu
Anddd holidays should be holiday. No lessons.
Let the kids play outside with sand and in the sun.
Lesson upon lesson no mean say the child will be brilliant
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@a_adefabi
@Morris_Monye
If we keep thinking like that it will reach everybodys door. That monster,after eating its own will seek food elsewhere
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@Eion7
And to think the teachers who should know better decided to label me a thief too.
I overheard them once saying even my father came to defend me.
That sch,is probably one of the reasons I will never trust boarding schools.
Scarred me
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@DavidHundeyin
The plan is to fatigue us so we give up hope. But even if we're fatigued now,we recharge and resist their agenda.
Kilode!
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@docneto
@tysalihu
Recently I was voted youth leader in church.
Yesterday we were having a meeting when one man passed. He congratulated the man beside me(secretary) who corrected him and pointed at me. Right in my presence he still debated it(like how can a woman be leader when u r there). He ...
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@Wizarab10
@nwaoma007
While growing up,we had many families send back their kids to Nigeria,some by force/pretense,so they spent their teen years here. I guess this was why and agenda no too dey that time o. Now,things are way worse ,up is down and down is up.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Basically,there's no supply without demand. The *prostitute* isn't doing it alone,yet society shames the woman more for what 2 ppl did. Excuses it by claiming they're sowing their wild oats. Who says women can get a wild hair?
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@FS_Yusuf_
@aproko_doctor
And what you did was a cross no child should carry. I was also the mediator until one day I was having a bad day and was expected to pitch in and I angrily told them to settle by themselves cos they saw each other and liked each other at one point enough to do that b4 we were ..
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@Wizarab10
My God!
He used the laughing emoji but it's glaring he's in a lot of pain,the kind where u cover up with a laugh.
Omo! His father o.
Maybe crowdfunding to at least clear the debt first? Because those apps can further frustrate him. Ha!
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@tysalihu
@DocumentWomen
That's how one younger area brother told me he's looking for a woman as hardworking as his mama. His mama who makes garri from the cassava they outsource to plant on their extra plot. It wasn't till that woman almost keeled over that they realised she was stressed. Now she can't
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@TaiwoBadru3
@Yemihazan
I was in Ss1 then. We usually pass thru army barracks on our way back. I rem soldiers smiling,giving each other fist bumps. Got home switched on TV around 6pm,there was a comedy on NTA titled"Jacob is ku".when the news broke every1 in my neighborhood flooded the street jubilating
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@AnthonyAzekwoh
Where do I even start. This was painful to read.
Abuse of power while using religion as disguise for many atrocities.
Dare I say we've turned a mere mortal like ourself to God. Question is why does a supposedly Christian sch cover up these wrongs?
Let me leave these here:
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@mykflow
@aproko_doctor
I'm not surprised. I've seen siblings who are less than 11months apart in age.
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@DavidHundeyin
@WestAfricaWeek
renegotiated. Also makes sense why the VAT issue will make many of them jittery and I can almost forsee more attacks to further cripple the South's economy(this is a shot in the dark,but I won't put it past them).playing the victim when all along theyve bn the villains
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@MrOdanz
For all of osinbajos tied hands,I think he could do well,but I'm mad at him.
Tinubu,ha! For one he's not well,also thinks he's deserving of the office,not because he wants to serve and that's a major red flag
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@MrOdanz
So,her son is her sister's step son.
Person wey suppose dey beg forgiveness. Because probably all this while the man kept quiet,she thought it was because he was spineless.
But man came with receipts.
But seriously,I feel so sad for the innocent boy, caught in the crossfires
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@AjibikeeOropo
My 2 years there were hell.
Things would go missing or someone misplaced something and they'd give me "the look" or ask me "if I helped them find it"
And adults also enabled them 🤦
It's probably why I became that person who'd hear the other side & investigate b4 taking action
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@SamuelOtigba
Say hi/hello
Admire something about them and mean it(may be their diction) look at them in the eye when you say it.
If you feel the person can handle small intellectual Convo,join in or start one
Or
" hi,I've been watching you since you got in,I admire your smile. Can we chat?"
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@freddymarshal
@Obongidiyake
@dondekojo
It is scary. Last yr when rain abruptly stopped,I almost cried when I saw maize become like onions. I know many family men doing subsistence agric to augment income. On the TL yesterday I saw pics of ppl buying yam slices.
And this govt is trying to project to the world that ..
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@Moskeda_Pages
My brother
@Oko_Tayelolu
had a horrible boss once. He once went to work while still suffering effects of food poisoning because oga wouldn't understand. He wasn't big to begin with,but that weekend,he became rail thin. Yet he went to office.
It won't kill us to have empathy
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@DavidHundeyin
I read fiction a lot. I mean,I like thrillers,action, espionage etc. This is like one of those. A nonfictitive Nigerian nightmare
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@LekeOlushuyi
Interesting style of teaching as usual,thank you.
But our Nigerian case is peculiar. Despite the cash scarcity,can you pls explain why things such as food is still really costly?
When the borders closed,rice became much costlier and now it's almost unaffordable.
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Not the flex you people think this is.
Many of you hate women
Mohbad’s wife will be getting 10 million Naira from African Television’s CEO if she’s willing to do a DNA test for her child to confirm the child belongs to Mohbad. That’s free money if she really has nothing to hide.
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@SheunAdeola
@tysalihu
That trope by adults that kids lie is just a cop out. They didn't wanna be bothered. Abeg will all the kids be lying
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@Ada_Ojilibeka
I'm a firm believer that this is how we develop certain off tendencies in kids. Isolation.
Our house is just like yours
Lets invade each other's space,well except anyone's angry and just need timeout
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@aproko_doctor
Congratulations once again doc.
Reminds me of an episode(a long time ago) on The Doctors,of types of pain you should never ignore.
Persistent headaches was one.
I'm just glad you got thru it
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@adetolaov
The fact that they even pulled out is a huge disrespect to the rule of law. Does it mean the Nigerian laws don't apply to them? Cos ,no wonder they get away with so many atrocities to civilians. And we wonder why people have lost faith in Nigeria?
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@khanofkhans11_
You know what's funny,she actually has a banging body. And she would look very good naked.
Many who look good in clothes don't look good at all naked
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@KhloeUmoh
a few off the top of my head right now:
Generosity,
Be mature enough to apologize when you're wrong and mean it,
Willingness to listen,both to what I'm saying and nonverbal,
Be fair,
Clean up after yourself (you're an adult)
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"kokoro tin je'fo,Ara efo lo wa"
Reading this just got me cold all over.
Now,not just Abbas and Kyari,but this is a recurring theme of oppression in Nigeria. Small money with a little proximity to power and they be feeling like God.
Wonder how many people have suffered
ABBAS then told KYARI that CHIBUZO’s girlfriend messaged him, trying to raise one million Naira to secure CHIBUZO’s release, and he said he promised to contribute 100,000 Naira.
(Obviously Chibuzor girlfriend didn’t know Hushpuppi was behind the arrest and suffering of her bf)
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@Mrpossidez
I agree that sometimes,to pass time and to seem religious,people do the most by prolonging or repeating prayer points. But,problem solving isnt the only reason we talk to God.
Sometimes,being thankful for everyone and everything will literally take a while.
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@Wizarab10
Love isnt all physical attraction. Things will shift,bodies will change. Cherish her.
2. Explore other sexual position. If things feel loose,use an anal plug to heighten the pleasure(I don't know why we act like even the most loving r/ships don't have these issues)
3.
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@Victor_Terhemba
@nwaoma007
@MaveSzn
Actually it's a twofer. She's exposing the lying ass cheating prick of a husband while seriously sending shade to funto
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@lollypeezle
There was no way you'd write with eleganza and not have Ink splatter but it was smooth writing. Bic was the opposite so it was boring.
Then for eleganza,once your ink is almost finished you could pour a little kerosene into the ink tube and it'll write again.
Those were the days
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