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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
RIP dad, I miss you and I will forever love you!
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Noni
2 months
There is no country in the world where you will tear the international passport of another person inside the airport and not get arrested by immigration, Look at how she walked away freely? These officers don't even know their Job.
@ChuksEricE
CHUKS 🍥
2 months
This Happened yesterday at Lagos State airport. A lady destr0yed her husband's international airport on their arrival. 🙆🙆
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@linusNoni
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2 years
I visited a car stand yesterday and a 2008 Benz c300 is now N6.8million, Car dealer said before to clear this particular car was N800,000 but Buhari increased it till it hit N2.2million last month, From today if you tell me to vote APC I will assume you are after my life.
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Noni
5 years
A student of Madonna University went on Facebook and posted “Good lecturers are scarce. Madonna University should be nice to our lecturers or a good number of them will resign“. He was arrested by the school and has been in Priosn since February. Pls let’s trend this.
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5 months
Chad has a higher Minimum wage than Nigeria, Dear NLC shutdown this country even if it takes a year, Enough of these politicans taking Nigerians for fools. We pay world average price for electricity and fuel yet we don't earn world average minimum wage.
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1 year
Why do kids stay in school till 4pm in Nigeria? I think this needs to be stopped, Children need to rest and not spending 8 hours a day in school( Monday to friday), School should close by 2pm and everybody should go home.
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1 year
Buhari winning in 2015 taught me that Nigeria can work we just need a good leader, When Buhari was sworn in nobody at passport control asked for money during the first month, Nobody, It took like a month for everybody to realize it was business as usual, Still hurts me.
@DoubleEph
tyro
1 year
Don’t think Nigerians appreciate how insane it is for the people at passport control at the airport to be asking for ‘something for the weekend’
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Noni
2 years
There was a massacre in Owo, Christains in a church was attacked and Many worshippers were killed but guess what the local govt voted for a Muslim Muslim ticket.
@egomartHQ
Egomart
2 years
Owo LGA, Ondo State APC - 21480 PDP - 5173 LP - 3200
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
Laycon’s verse on Nobody remix is the hottest rap verse in 2020. Laycon sounded like the kini big deal Naeto C or that Alaye guy that rapped on Temptation by Psquare, I miss those kind of Nigerian rappers, Who else remembers Cartair Omo ati Swagger?
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
Lagos state govt gave a 4 hour notice for a Curfew, Switched off street lights and removed CCTV, After the Massacre by the Military,Same Lagos State Govt cleaned the Crime scene using LAWMA, For me Lagos State govt played a bigger role than the Military.
@seunonigbinde
Olúṣeun Onígbindé
4 years
From Tinubu piece to Sanwo Olu's interview, it's clear that Lagos is trying to wash off its hands.
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Noni
2 years
Cubana allowed Burna Boy to step into the Club with mobilepolicemen carrying arms? I have clubbed with a sitting house of reps member and his mobile police couldn’t even step into the club with guns, Persons like ighalo and obafemi Martins can go to Cubana with Bombs.
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
Nairaland that an America VO or diplomat was answering Visa Questions, Nairaland that has a confirm description of how Aso rock looks like inside(this shocked me the most) Nairaland that FBI used to track down Invictus Obi, I still don’t know why the owner till date hides.
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
4 years
Nairaland defies all logic.
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@linusNoni
Noni
5 years
Nigerian governors are just banning gatherings, Schools and Markets. Why are they not sharing free hand sanitizers and Masks on the streets? Why are they not disinfecting major roads? You just sit in Govt house and everyday ban upon ban.
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Noni
5 years
Happy birthday Bukola Saraki. Just 7 months without You in the Senate, the Assembly has supported VAT increase from 5% to 7%. N50 POS charges Renovation of the national assembly with 34 billion naira. Attempted to pass hate speech bill.
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@linusNoni
Noni
9 years
When ur name is Ayemere & ur friend sees you in Ekosodin & Shouts AYE as a short Form. You just cover ur mouth & start crying. #Lifeinuniben
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 months
Nigerians are angry seeing Yahya bello paid $800,000 as school fees? If you now see the luxury shopping kids of Nigerian politicians do overseas and on IG what will you do? Hushpuppi can't flex like that, I am not joking I know hush is big, Especially the 23 girls.
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@linusNoni
Noni
8 years
I am the Most Abused President but when I leave Office you will remember me for total Freedom you enjoyed under my Government - Ex Pres GEJ
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Noni
1 year
Nobody In Nigeria earns N10,000 every 30 minutes as salary, I repeat Nobody, I have seen Americans receive $100( 10% of their Minimum wage) as gift and start crying, We should learn to be more appreciate.
@AdoraNwodo
Big Nenz ✨
1 year
Anybody that will tell you they want to spoil you with 10k naira. Holy Ghosttt fireeeeee 😂😂😂
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
From 2010 till 2015 Sahara reporters was releasing govt memo and yet there was no DDOS attack, Sowore even at a time called Ngozi Iweala personal line to ask a question and yet he was not arrested, May Nigerians never make a mistake like we did in 2015 and 2019 again.
@dondekojo
Ayobami
4 years
Massive DDOS attack on @GazetteNGR website for the past hour. The new website after FG knocked the first one offline. This is shocking and crazy
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 years
No matter how brutal or accommodating you are as President/Governor the maximum you can rule is 8 years. History will always remember you for your deeds. So keep arresting journalists, activists. We still have government as a Subject and our children will read about it.
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@linusNoni
Noni
8 months
Buhari was also this bad but the Northerners never protested, I am impressed with the Yoruba people.
@firstladyship
NEFERTITI
8 months
Kudos to Ibadan & other towns in the South West. This is proof that the Yorubas are no hypocrites. They realized that Tinubu was a mistake & people are speaking out. I commend the Yorubas for their activism. 👏
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Noni
3 years
Delta state is missing an opportunity to increase Delta’s IGR due to its proximity to Onitsha, IPOB is disrupting sales in Anambra, Look for land near the Bridge and build big markets, People who want to buy goods on Monday will use Asaba and gradually Delta will take over.
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Noni
2 years
Ngozi Iweala should have remained Nigeria’s Finance Minister till she’s so old like Queen Elizabeth, But no Buhari gave it to Kemi Adeosun and moved it to Zainah Ahmad, People who have never worked in Financial Institutions in their Life.
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@linusNoni
Noni
1 year
I remember someone here trying to say Abacha regime was good because of what he read, On the other hand 'Abacha stove' was actually a metal stove powered by saw dust, Nigerians experienced hardship they started cooking with Sawdust.
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
1 year
I keep reminding myself that lot of Nigerians on social media are less than 3 decades old. You can't speak with authority on things that happened in the 90s or even 2000s because you were only told. I am sure that 20 years from now, kids today will say that APC guys were saints.
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Noni
1 year
In Edo state the governor lost his local govt area to LP, In fact PDP won only 1 National Assembly seat, If Wike was Governor of Edo state there is no way he would have delivered Edo for APC at the Presidential elections, Absolutely no way.
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
1 year
I was discussing with a friend which city is more street between Benin-City and PH and we arrived at the conclusion it is Benin. PH still have Billionaire and Millionaire areas. There is no posh area in Benin-City. The GRA is still for everybody and e street like everywhere else
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@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
Akwa Ibom state government under PDP has built stadiums and bridges lagos cannot even boast of, Akwa Ibom govt even has a private airline, Give Udom built a 1km flyover and guess what? NO toll. 7 years + and Fashola cannot deliver a 2nd Niger bridge.
@sama_on_point
BARON EL'SAMA
2 years
There's actually no politician in the PDP, dead or alive, that comes close to Babatunde Raji Fashola BRF. None!!!
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Noni
2 years
It took Wike for Nigerians to know Mr President made a backlog payment of 1.7trn to Niger Delta states, How did the Minister of Information/ SSA on media allow such a vital information to slide? Appointing Politicans instead of technocrats affected this govt.
@MBuhari
Muhammadu Buhari
2 years
I have approved payments totalling 1.7 Trillion Naira to 9 oil-producing States,as refunds owed them by @NigeriaGov . As a matter of honour, all debts owed States must be paid, regardless of political affiliation. N625B has been paid so far; the balance will be paid in due course.
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Noni
4 years
This govt needs to do a ground breaking investigation on what is causing Kidney failure among Nigerians, Dialysis center everywhere like a Maternity, It’s something in our lifestyle, I am suspecting either a way we preserve our food, Pls let’s act fast.
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@linusNoni
Noni
9 years
When I saw Abacha trending I just knew my dear country has gotten another alert.
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Noni
2 years
The INEC chairman should resign, What happened in Rivers was pure rigging.
@MuchTalksBlog1
Chinaza Ⓜ️
2 years
Another truth coming out from NRM gubernatorial candidate and former Niger Delta militant Sobomabo Jackrick aka Egberipapa, confirming that that Labour Party won landslide in his LG and so many other LG in Rivers State.
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
This is CSP Obioma Obi, This is a high ranked police official yet he is cocking a gun in front of Unarmed Protesters, Actions like this should not be allowed to continue, The APC govt has increased Police brutality, There is no outrage from the Vice President who is a SAN.
@iamUncleMark
Uncle Mark™ (arpa)
4 years
This is how peaceful #EndSARSProtestOwerri was 🤦‍♂️ #EndSARSProtest
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Noni
4 years
5 years ago these items were not in Sachets, Nigerians are getting poorer and companies have to adapt, Look at oatmeal and Baileys now in Sachet, We are all sitting on a time bomb, The middle class are all fleeing to Canada This is Sad.
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Noni
2 years
I don’t think Seun is doing a good job when it comes to interviewing Nigerian Politicians, If you ask a Question and a politician tries to dodge it, remain there. Talking about inflation which country in the World has bread price increased as much as 150% like Nigeria?
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 months
The End Sars protest did not start in Ughelli. I will not allow anyone rewrite history, After the killings in Ughelli and the video went viral, FALZ and RUNTOWN organized the first ever protest in Lekki and everybody feed off that energy. FALZ and RUNTOWN started endars.
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Noni
1 year
1) I said some generators were big like cars and the whole class called me a liar My friend had a Mikano generator at home when the whole world was used to 'i better pass my neigbour'. Also played PS3 in 2007 at their house and nobody believed PS3 was in Nigeria.
@MrMekzy_
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
1 year
How did you find out that your friend is from a rich family?
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There is no way PDP would have won Edo, Edos are no push over, If APC was not voted for by now the streets of benin would be on fire, PDP came for campaign in Edo state and went to see a chief first instead of the Oba of benin. It was a message the binis didn't like.
@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
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If we don’t do what needs to be done for elections, APC will rig every state in Nigeria and we will just look like donkey then do weak protests outside INEC office (Just to show say “we dey do something”) Even Otti’s Abia is at risk…. This goes for both LP and PDP. The
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Entered Twitter and saw Sir J trending, I smiled and said he probably got a political appointment from either kwara or Abuja, Clicks trend and I am seeing its about second Wife, Jarus from Nairaland is replying messages this way? What happened? He should have ignored.
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@linusNoni
Noni
3 years
Osibanjo that lost his ward and polling unit wants to be president, In 2019 he voted in VGC and last year he went to Ogun to do APC revalidation so he would likely vote there next year, VGC people rented canopies and had barbeque while waiting to vote against their Neighbour.
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@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
To clear a 2010 Benz C 300 from Customs is N1.8million, Buhari increased Custom duties and also made the Naira Depreciate, APC as a party never said anything about it, N1.8million under PDP would buy you a 2007 Toyota Camry, Have you all forgotten so soon?
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Noni
6 years
Egypt’s President Sisi was sworn in Mid 2014. He started construction of 8 power plants. March this year 3 plants were completed to add 14,400MW to Egypt’s Grid. Buhari has been President since 2015 how many MW has been added? How many power plants has he built?
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@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
This is how the ballot Paper will look like tomorrow, there is no LP written under the Labour Party symbol, By your right is how the ballot paper in 2019 looked and Labour Party had LP written under it, INEC is not been fair going into this contest and I am disappointed.
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 years
Who naked no fit put hand for pocket. Temper hot, temper hot e no fit boil yam.
@DadaBoyEhiz
EHIZOJIE
6 years
If trust dey, water no go fit dey boil Fish - Eriga
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Noni
6 years
How about PDP pick Kwankwanso for President, meet with Kingsley Moghalu give him the Vice Presidential ticket? Kwankwanso/Kingsley Moghalu. Sowore and Fela Durotoye will be Ministers in their Cabinet. APC was an alliance against PDP that’s why they won. PDP should do same.
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@linusNoni
Noni
7 years
So most Nigerian celebrities have been harassed by #EndSARS and they didn’t even speak up. Abeg Fela is a legend forever!!!
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Noni
27 days
Yesterday your post made me realize South Southerners are all eating Rat calling it rabbit, A rabbit has long ears and kind of hops, But in South South as long as the rat tail has two colors( White and brown) it is called 'rabbit'.
@arojinle1
Arojinle
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Dear SouthSouth and Benin People, This is rabbit This is giant pouched rat
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Noni
3 years
I try to encourage every youth to believe School is the way, There are Nigerians earning millions and traveling round the World, You can work for Guinness and drive a Range, Your $20,000 fraud dream money is what some WHO staffs earn as allowances.
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 years
English is the official language in Nigeria but you saying the IG should be allowed to speak in any language he deems fit. Did he pass his Exams in Police college with any language he deemed fit?
@ogundamisi
Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬
6 years
I just received another video of @PoliceNG IG You can't always judge a public official based on oratorial prowess but I strongly believe the IG needs help. Also think he should be allowed to speak in any language he's more comfortable with. Will download the video in a bit.
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@linusNoni
Noni
10 months
First man in the pic owns a Sea vessel, Ononando Chukwu na Enugwu Ukwu, Igilili 1.
@AfamDeluxo
Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮
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Igbo men. So much class. 🔥
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Noni
10 years
DSTV is N13,980 & you get full football coverage. CTL/Arabsat is N4,000 a month & you also get full football coverage. Let this sink in.
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Noni
2 years
iPhone 14 is 1.4million Naira, iPhone didn’t increase the price of their phones, It’s still a little above $1000 It’s your Naira that lost value under Buhari, The iPhone 14 would have cost N300k if Buhari maintained the exchange rate PDP left for him.
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Noni
8 years
Honestly on Instagram Some Nigerian boys are balling on the Same Level as Floyd Mayweather. InspireAutos Hush Puppi. Investor Bj.
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Noni
5 years
Stuffs like this is why Don Jazzy will never engage in this battle. Before one Producer born in 2005 will come out and say rubbish forgetting Don Jazzy produced Tongolo which was a Hit in 2005.
@OvieO
Ovie
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Masterkraft just posted this on IG... 🙆🏾‍♂️
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Noni
11 months
When Oshiomole was NLC president our democracy was young and Obasanjo was a Retired General yet never for one day was Oshiomole manhandled, If Oshiomole as NLC chairman was beaten I believe by now now flights will be entering Nigeria, PENGASSAN will shut down the whole sector.
@AishaYesufu
Aisha Yesufu
11 months
NLC President was beaten up and you do not understand why they have embarked on a nationwide strike? Are you kidding or you happen to be part of the problem?
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Noni
2 years
Yesterday I replied ATIKU’s tweet where he condemned the killing of the Christian girl in Sokoto and i said my vote was for him, Woke up today to find out he deleted the tweet and my vote is no longer for him.
@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
This is a bold step, My vote for ATIKU, You people know how hard this is from a Northern Politician seeking election? If it’s easy let Tinubu or Buhari condemn this act.
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Noni
3 years
$3million for land in Ikoyi, I don’t understand why Lagos real Estate is so expensive
@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
3 years
Land wey God create for free this boy put N1.2bn for Ikoyi.
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Noni
1 year
Nigerians don't even know how bad their country has fallen, £691 will buy you more food than N1million. £691 will buy you 345 crates of eggs in UK, N1million will buy you 285 crates of egg in Nigeria, Should I do for bread and chicken? Food is cheaper in Uk.
@femiadebimpe
Olufemi Adebimpe
1 year
Buy one million naira worth of food and keep at home. Let the person with the 691 pounds do the same in the UK and let's see who feed the most people. Think.
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Noni
3 years
VP Osibanjo is the head of the National Economic council, Is the Economy performing well? Atiku fought OBJ so hard OBJ had to declare Atiku's seat Vacant and Atiku went to court and won, Common Endsars we didnt hear from Osibanjo.
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Noni
2 years
Nigerians are earning N30,000 monthly as Minimum wage and paying $65 for electricity in 2 weeks, There is no country outside Africa where a normal household will pay higher for electricity bill than the country's minimum wage, This is insane.
@YarKafanchan
Ndi Kato
2 years
20,000 naira unit loaded 5 days ago has finished today. @aedcelectricity I have no heavy duty item in my house. Please what is the reason for this? The previous one was 50,000 and it barely lasted 2 weeks. What is happening?
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Noni
4 years
Hushpuppi’s last post had the hashtag #Pepperthem before he was arrested by the FBI.
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
4 years
"PepperDem" is the worst financial planning decision in Nigeria after "Make dem no talk say". Those who live by creating perception typically die from worrying about perception.
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Noni
3 years
I don’t know why everybody is turning this hardship Nigerians are facing into a joke and not calling out Buhari and APC, This was not how GEJ was removed from office, Nigeria will not humble you we have been using diesel since 1999, Call out Buhari.
@timidakolo
Timi Dakolo
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Nigeria will humble you, service apartment said they are not doing servicing again. Everybody should please get their own generator. They said cancel the contract that says” no personal generator in the facility. 😂😂
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Noni
2 years
The Edos are protesting for the second day in a row against fuel price while the other 36 states in Nigeria sits and looks, Kudos to the Edos.
@oghenekaro_001
OGHENEKARO
2 years
Police shoot gun, Benin boys say no level.. Them dey burst my head for this state 😂
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Noni
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If you perform as a governor no amount of rigging can remove you, You cannot rig out a seyi Makinde, You cannot rig out an adams oshiomole, You cannot rig out a kwankwanso, You cannot rig out a Sullivan Chime, Perform as a governor and win its simple.
@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
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You can do boreholes, renovate classrooms, share rice during campaign, visit everyone in their home, share aprons, call every voter via call centres, go on every interview, do debates etc The above is nice and good Yh? You should win state and local elections Yh? Not in
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Toyota Corolla is nearly 3m? While citizens of other African countries are driving brand new cars, Driving Cars made less than 10 years ago, The Nigerian Middle class is paying nearly 3m for a car made in 2005? APC is a curse to Nigeria.
@PELSAUTOS
PELS AUTO CARE OF IBADAN
3 years
Show me a more cleaner 2005 Toyota Corolla 2005 Toyota Corolla. For 2.7m last. Ibadan 07032328559
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Noni
1 year
True, End Sars was sustained because there was money available, Most of the people who participated were either self employed or working from home, There was free food and drinks, concerts.
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
1 year
In Africa, poverty is a strong feature of sustained political power. Poor people can't sustain conflict.
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Noni
5 years
Shout out to Wizkid. Dude refused a BET award and told BET he can’t receive an Award backstage. As an African Artiste you now receive your award on the Main Show. Wizkid Paved the way!
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Noni
3 years
How did Generator oil jump from N800 to N2,200? How did wood for building houses( Plank) move from N600 to N4,000 Cement is N5,000 You people are talking about APC in 2023? Like are you mad????
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Noni
6 years
Somebody was shot in Kogi and he died while trying to vote. When buhari said Ballot paper snatchers should be shot some fools agreed.
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Noni
5 years
5% VAT on online purchase? Does Tunde Fowler realise that money in my card used to pay for online goods and service is my salary that has already been taxed before i put it in my bank account where stamp duty is also taxed and my ATM card is already taxed?
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Noni
5 years
Last 2 years somebody came here and made a bet. He said anybody who could give him a new infrastructural project started and completed by Buhari will win a car. Till today NOBODY won that bet.
@Intergrity56
Mr Integrity
5 years
So, I have this 500k I am not using. And I want to give it to any Buharists that can answer me just two questions. Which Court order committed Dasuki to detention for 4Years? So, Is Your Buhari a law abiding President? Offer valid for 48hrs.
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Noni
3 years
Wait Engine oil is now N1,800? Engine oil that was sold for N800 under GEJ? My payback is that I will not vote for APC in 2023 even if they present Barack Obama, Nigerians must let them know enough is Enough.
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Noni
10 years
Farouk lawan lost his seat while Stella oduah won a senate seat. Don't tell me crap, the Northerners are the Most enlightened electorate.
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Noni
5 years
Tonye cole wanted to indirectly blast the young guy who refused to stand up for Wole Soyinka saying ‘he had a baseball cap and tattoo’. Dear Tonye Cole,that young man is Tosino Dunfa. He has a PhD and lectures in the University of Mannittawiw. Does Tonye Cole have a Phd?
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Noni
3 months
One of the biggest drug seizure in Dubai was by an Israeli and yet no ban, Colombia and Mexico are known for drug cartels and yet their passports are strong, Botswana is visa free to UK. I can show a correlation between GDP per capita and passport strength.
@FinPlanKaluAja1
Kalu Aja
3 months
UAE did not ban you because of bad behaviour Been to Dubai? Seen how the Brits and Russians behave? You are banned because you have no economic consequence
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Noni
2 years
2 pcs of chicken N1800( Chicken Republic) Can pepsi N300 Chocolate ice cream 1 cup N1000 Burger N1000 Total N4100 $6= N2640 ( CBN rate) Food is cheaper in America than Nigeria.
@FinPlanKaluAja1
Kalu Aja
2 years
How much is a full chicken in Ketu?
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@linusNoni
Noni
9 years
Dear Ben Bruce, u said Ameachi spent N80m on a Dinner. When he came to Senate for Screening you had Opportunity to ask him why didn't you?
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@linusNoni
Noni
10 months
Peruzzi needs to go to Nedu's podcast, Peruzzi said Davido and Burna boy are brothers they will settle and everybody in the room said yes, Brothers how? Burna is Rivers and Davido is Osun, Are they related from mother's side?
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
10 months
"You and Odogwu (Burna Boy). Pull Up. What the fvck happened?" Peruzzi:
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@linusNoni
Noni
3 years
The most lucrative rail route in Nigeria ought to be Lagos to Onitsha, But guess what there is no rail between these two Cities. We building rails based on where the President is from and not most economic Viable routes.
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
Joselyn Dumas is so beautiful, She is my crush and whenever I see her photo I smile.
@Joselyn_Dumas
JOSELYN DUMAS
4 years
Catch that happiness!! .... 😉💋🥰
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@linusNoni
Noni
5 years
Corona Virus has a 2% Fatality rate. Ebola is actually deadlier. 2 types of Masks you can use,Surgical Mask and the N95 respiratory mask. Washing your hands with a Sanitizer is also very effective and Corona Virus affects Everyone both Young and old. Be safe.
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Noni
6 years
Cristiano 54 goals 11 assists 4 Man of the match award in champions league 3 Man of the Match award in world cup 2 World cup goals Modric 5 goals 11 assists 0 Man of the match award in champions league 3 Man of the Match award in world cup 2 World cup goals Yet Modric won!
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 years
Bayo was happy and told me he built a house under Buhari’s rule. I told him if Goodluck was still President you would have ended up building a Block of 4 flats instead of a bungalow with Same amount. Showed him Price of Rod and cement under PDP and he has been sober since.
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@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
Kudos the Anambra State govt for giving free hands to rich People from Anambra to build roads in their community, A certain rich man was arrested by the governor in one of the South South states for trying to Asphalt a road.
@AfamDeluxo
Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮
2 years
Valentine Ọnwụwelu popularly known as Instigatorph is building a 2km road, 50mm Asphalt thickness in his community, Uruegbe Umuoji. Anambra State. It gladdens my heart. Not the ones instrested in tearing down a region our parents built-up with 20 pounds. Alaigbo gaa dị mma. 👍
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@linusNoni
Noni
4 years
I once lived in a House owned by a Police officer, Nobody knew his Rank we all assumed he was a Commissioner because he and his family were balling like Floyd Mayweather, Me and his Son later became friends and I found out his father was a DPO, I was shocked.
@dondekojo
Ayobami
4 years
New Neighbor with large house is a DPO sha. Lmaooo and you people think they care about salary increase.
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@linusNoni
Noni
2 years
Seyi Makinde believes that after 8 years of Northern Rule, power should return to Southern Nigerian.
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@linusNoni
Noni
9 years
Biafrans I leave you with this video of Ojukwu. He said I led the first one and I don't think another is Necessary
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@linusNoni
Noni
9 years
If you stop telling your friends everything, your enemies won't know so much.
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Noni
6 years
Tweet of the Year
@MrFixNigeria
Ohimai Amaize
6 years
Misery loves company. Anyone telling you to accept injustice in the name of "peace" is not giving you wise counsel. Churchill fought wars. Mandela ended conflicts. Both men are remembered as statesmen. We all carry different destinies. Define your path. Follow your heart.
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Noni
3 months
Next generation of Nigerians will be dwarfs and have low IQ, It will all be because of APC, For the first time since the Civil War In 1966 Nigerians cannot afford eggs, Fish is now luxury, This same country that the poor used to throw away head of smoked fish under PDP.
4.4 million Northern Nigerian babies starving to death, is not a gotcha moment.
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Noni
1 year
A president removes subsidy and fuel scarcity erupts but it's the citizens that should be blamed? So fuel stations should sell petrol for N220 and after selling who will give them money to buy at depots for above N500?
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Noni
1 year
Also we should pay attention to how he was able to just walk to a Sierra Leoneian police station and see the Commissioner, Can any ordinary Nigeria just stroll to police station and see a Commissioner? Nigerians don't know how bad their country is till they travel.
@mavisikpeme
Mavis Ikpeme
1 year
I was almost giving credit to the Nigerian police for apprehending killaboi only to realize that it was Augusta’s brother that tracked the killer across 3 countries and apprehended the murderer with the help of Sierra Leone police !!
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 years
Is Nigeria’s Music Industry really lucrative? Wizkid in his Prime was still living in a rented Apartment. Psquare years back had landlord issues. Leave Davido out of this,his father is a billionaire. See we all need to tackle Piracy before it drowns us all.
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Noni
5 years
This is how many Covid 19 tests have been conducted by different African Countries. Djibouti a country of less than One million People have conducted more tests than Nigeria. This is a Country where 0.04 of its land is Arable.
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Noni
4 years
This tweet here talks about present day Nengi of Big brother Naija, She was Miss Bayelsa In 2017 and top 5 in MBGN pageant show held in 2017.
@TheeBibbs
kby-w
7 years
Miss Bayelsa is so pretty gosh! #MBGN2017
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Noni
10 months
Nigeria has no skyscraper, Many of the high rise buildings are for money laundering, Steal billions and buy houses then Use the houses to collect loans and don't pay back, Clean your money and leave the buildings for the bank.
@UchePOkoye
Anambra 1st son
10 months
Majority of skyscrapers in Nigeria is empty and unoccupied!
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Noni
4 years
Ozo will not enter the jacuzzi now, Just wait till he sees Nengi inside, He will run and change to swim. If Nengi doesn’t swim, he won’t #bbnaija
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Noni
5 months
You want to buy Nairaland with 50 bitcoin? Lol, For me I blame @seunosewa for all this, Dude has refused to come out and be a public figure, Can you talk to Linda ikeji like this?
@gaiuschibueze
Bitcoin Chief (AKA OMA JI EGO)
5 months
2 years ago, I made an offer to buy the now-Dead Nairaland platform for 50 BITCOIN when Bitcoin was $21k, but they refused to sell. Instead, they used it to promote Tribalsm and Ethnic Jingoism during the 2023 Elections, and today, they are dead, while @keduapp now has 10,000
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Noni
5 years
Festus Keyamo is Minister for State Niger Delta. Godswill Akpabio is Minister for Niger Delta. Timipre Sylvia is Minister for State Petroleum. I will drop more portfolios as they come in. #MinisterialInauguration
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@linusNoni
Noni
6 months
Nigerian students abroad earning $1,000 monthly can afford electricity in Canada and America, But Nigerians in Nigeria earning $2,500 monthly are complaining, On this app people argued N200k in Naija is better than £2,000 in UK. Okay go and pay light bill now.
@Mochievous
Moe
6 months
People who earn N5m+ monthly are talking about rationing electricity. Tenants in “luxury” service buildings are telling facility managers that they don’t want 24/7 power anymore. They cannot afford it. Nigerians are being systematically impoverished.
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Noni
3 years
Jail breaks on this scale didn’t happen under the PDP, Whether it happened in Oyo, Kano or kaduna does not change the fact that it is the responsibility of the federal govt to secure prisons, Nigeria is falling apart in all regions, APC is a curse.
@BashirElRufai
Bashir El-Rufai
3 years
BTW there was a massive jailbreak in Oyo State yesterday. They used a dynamite to blow the walls. I thought to let you know because if it was Kano or Kaduna it would be big news.
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Noni
7 years
Wow I used to think @segalink is based overseas. Shocked he attended the #ENDSars . God bless everybody that came out.
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Noni
5 years
Botswana is Visa Free to Ireland, Israel, Indonesia, Jamaica, Malaysia , Qatar, Singapore, South Africa, Hong Kong and wait for it UNITED KINGDOM Inclusive. Botswana is an African Country.
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