Barry from Watford
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I am so so sad about Steve Wright. I worked with him off and on for many years and I was always genuinely thrilled to be in the same room. I’d be pinching myself. An absolute broadcasting God. RIP Steve.
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Wonderful memories of working on and off for many years with Steve Wright on
@BBCRadio2
. His final SWITA show today. What a fabulous presenter. A national treasure.
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Right, if anyone ELSE sends me this and suggests this Welsh woman is me, you are unfollowed!
LBC asked this furious Thomas Cook customer if she'll get the £2,000 she spent on her holiday back: "I better get it back, I'm telling you, or I'll go off. I'll go off!"
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This seems to have gone over to the US, where for some reason they think I’m a woman!
Is she speaking in cursive? Can anyone translate? I got bits and pieces.
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Keep happy everyone. One day we will be free again xx
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Please watch my video what helps you to use a computer.
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Great to see Theresa May at the footie. She's seen someone else bringing Sterling down for a change.
#FrancevEngland
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Please join me for my new show, standing in for La Voix on BBC Three Counties Radio for 5 weeks from Sunday - Barry from Watford
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About to do a live show via Zoom from my house! Gawd only knows how this is going to go! Wish me luck.
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Bank holidee mondee
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How sad. I worked with Lionel on Cheap Cheap Cheap. He was a gent. A true professional. An honour to work with you, Lionel.
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About to do a posh gig in a massive back garden in a backwater in Suffolk. Locals having a great time, all high-sixing each other.
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I have just received this brilliant birthday gift from a chap called James O’Neill. He is a brilliant artist judging by his other bits on display on the internet. What a clever fella.
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Special clap Thurs for our wonderful firemen. My Margaret’s got so fat in lockdown she lodged herself in her favourite armchair. Fire brigade came round and jemmied her out with some margarine and a car wrench. She’s OK. Currently on our chaise long sucking a fatty lamb chop.
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I always play a drinking game when Greg Wallace comes on. I turn the telly off and go down the pub.
#MasterChefUK
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Why don’t YOU go into schools and teach then? Probably too busy with your vital job of ...what do you call yourself? A “commentator”? Thank god for you. Keep commentating, love. Just what we need!
Tonight thousands of teachers will clap for the NHS. Time for teachers to show the same bravery! The risk in schools is nothing like the risk in hospitals. Millions of children now need teachers to step up.
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I tried watching Eastenders for the first time since Pete Beale was running the stall. It’s the skilful economy of the storytelling that I’ve missed so much.
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Bank holiday mondee.
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Who on earth is this bloke painted on the side of Watford central library? Why ain’t it me?!
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Happy days. Before C4 axed the greatest game show in the history of television.
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When I met my Margaret, she had the looks of a real girl ‘next door’. Mind you, back then we lived next door to a leaking plutonium plant.
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Yesterday I went into my surgery for my jab. The receptionist asked “Number 1 or number 2?” I said “Very kind of you to ask but I went before I came out.” Wonderful NHS. So attentive. Mind you not the first time I’ve rolled my sleeve up for a number 2.
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I'm delighted to say that my sitcom "Barry's Lunch Club" that was so cruelly denied a second series on Radio 4 is repeated tomorrow night at 10.30 and then the next 3 Saturdays, too. You might like to listen. I thought it was very funny, actually.
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Exciting news.....my Christmas single will be out very shortly.
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No one else send me this bloke!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT ME AND
@epithemiou
HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST COMEDY IN THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS 2019. Yes. For THAT filth!
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As part of new data protection laws, subscribers are required to say if they still wish to hear my smut and shameless self promotion on here
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Please keep an eye out for this shirt with C*****right on the front.
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Out of order. You are blocked!!
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I’m not saying my wife is thick, but yesterday we went on a visitor’s tour of the Albert Hall and she asked the guide when we’d be seeing Hitler’s testicle.
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At Christmas, it’s a tradition for me to sing The Little Drummer Boy while Margaret has a bowl of sprouts, lifts her legs up and joins in with the ‘Pur-rum-pur-Pum-Pums’.
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Poor cow had to break through a taped off police cordon on the way into the studio and got it all stuck to her.
#BGT
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The lights have gone back off at Watford- my Margaret has just plugged in her Christmas present.
#WFC
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Please RT! Barry Does Voice Over. I need more voice work to supplement my pension.
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I have just put on the lucky pants I wore for the final in ‘66 when I was a slim young man! Like England I’m hoping the long balls don’t drop back to the hole but get squeezed up the middle.
#ColombiavsEngland
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NHS Covid Emergency Fundraiser LIVE this Monday 13th at 8.30pm! For tickets go to
#NHSheroes
#comedy
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Just to remind you Monday is a Bank Holidee BARRY DOES A VOICEOVER for Carpetright. via
@YouTube
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Don’t forget it will be a bank holidee Mundee this Mundee.
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Apparently Big Ben will chime tomorrow night. Margaret loves to crown the New Year in bed with the traditional 12 dongs.
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Cheap Cheap Cheap is back on! Early mornings Channel 4.
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After that downpour I am delighted that God has sent a Remainbow to the UK.
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My Margaret has surpassed herself for my gift this Christmas by paying for a star to be named after me!
“Miserable Old Twat” can be found in the Eradimus Constellation, ascension: 03H2M3.43sec.
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Sad to see
@steveallenshow
is leaving LBC radio. He referred to me as a “so-called comedian” on air once. But I’m gracious. Unlike him, I won’t be nasty. Good luck to him.
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Abby Titmuss and a prosperous New Year, everyone x
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I would like to do the
@BBCRadio2
breakfast show please. Can someone make that happen?
#chrisevans
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I have a longer set if you’re interested in seeing me doing a gig.
I turned off
@BBCRadio2
because the "Barry From Watford" character is a waste of my time.
He is not funny, is insulting and should be killed off never to be seen again.
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Did a phone call to a phone in today. Barry from Watford - Corned Beef (3CR) - 08/06/21 - YouTube
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Anyone who listens to the
@angelosandbarry
podcast will know that this happened to my wife, Margaret. They took her head and replaced it with a ping pong ball!
I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anesthetic.
The deals luring Brits to Istanbul for cosmetic surgery via
@MailOnline
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For goodness sake, Daily Mail. Surely this woman has an actual name. So sexist.
http://t.co/8odOVR6HFC
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Mel and Sue have never done anything any good since they brought out "Respectable".
#GBBOFinal
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Poundland are selling vibrators. My wife asked me to give her a pound. I said 'If I could manage THAT you wouldn't need the vibrator!'
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Poor cow on Antiques Roadshow has just been told her ‘Queen Elizabethan ring’ is actually Elizabeth Duke.
#antiquesroadshow
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Margaret has just referred to my penis as an ‘acorn antique’. Hurtful, but full marks for ingenuity.
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Barry from Watford is going to try to do a live 20 min routine online here tomorrow. At 8.30pm. Join him here if you can. Gawd help us.
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From midday Sunday 5th Dec I will be back doing my radio show on
@BBC3CR
. I’m asking about your own Christmas rituals. Come on air and speak to me 0808 100 8800 or text 81333 and start message with 3CR. Not now, you muppet- Sunday from 12! x
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Margaret is currently away with her sister. I am on my own. Just had a fatty chop. Nothing she can do about it. Nothing.
#winning
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Great to see M&S Watford Menswear catering for anyone involved in a haybailing incident.
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Can I have your old ones please?
After 8 years. It hurts, so much, but sometimes you just have to let go. I’ve taken the decision to say goodbye… to my teeth 😂 new smile imminent 😁
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Bloody hell. Right, you’re blocked!
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My God.
I do hope you are all enjoying getting ready for Christmas, but in the meantime please do not forget to vote Conservative this Thursday and Get Brexit Done. Enjoy this little film and show your support at
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This is me outside Radio 2 today as reported by BBC London news.
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I am on Steve Wright's Radio 2 show today. What shall I say?
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How these two have been left off the New Year's Honours list is beyond me.
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Join me tonight at 8.30pm Getting my snacks in already. LIVE from my house. Plus bring your stories and questions.
#wispa
#Chocolate
#mintybiscuits
tickets:
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With Coronavirus, my Margaret has looted Anne Summers’ shops of all their vibrators. God knows what she’s been doing all day but every now and then I’ve heard her singing ‘Happy birthday’ from our ensuite bathroom.
@Epithemiou
@barryfromwat
@barryfromwat
Hiya lovely! I've already asked
@Epithemiou
a question, now it's your turn.
With the
#CoronaVirus
on the increase, what do you think about these people emptying shops of everything?
Oh and when are you and Angelos gonna take me on a date?😜😘
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