Angelos Epithemiou
@Epithemiou
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I'm a burger van owner, but I'm on telly now. It gets in the way though the telly.
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if you enjoy top quality nonsense at rock, rock bottom prices, please join me and
@barryfromwat
over at patreon
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this, to me, goes against everything that it means to be a human being.
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don’t worry kids, i didn’t do A-levels, but here’s me standing in the bogs
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That was close mate.
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@KTHopkins
That’s the Edgware Rd! The food is amazing and it’s one of the safest streets to stroll on of an evening coz nobody drinks there. It’s calm and peaceful. What a shame you’re doing this.
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Martin Clunes empties a recycling bin into the engine of a hovercraft whilst Russ abbott eats a tangerine
Joe Rogan fires an arrow at the cybertruck while Elon smokes a cigar. It’s arrowproof.
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Unbelievable! WATCH:
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say it was a 'mistake' for Leave to claim there'd be £350M a week for NHS
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in this photo we can see his 1 width, 1 length, his 50 metres and 1 width underwater. Congratulations.
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This time tomorrow the world could look the same as when Biff ran Hill Valley in Back To The Future 2.
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i performed on the top deck of a bus last night- a beaudiful gig. nice work if you can get it.
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The Vaccines have been very quiet. We could do with them at the moment. Let’s hope they’re tinkering with something in the studio.
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ok, sleeves rolled up, i’m off to the treasury to sort things right out. i won’t come back until the markets have stabilised.
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I’m so very sad to hear about the loss of Sean Locke. Such a fabulous person. Love to all his family.
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This is gorgeous.
I’m going to have to use this new studying technique 🙌🙌🧠
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I turned this job down. It was Batman or nothing for me.
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oh god this is wonderful
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i was sat with Tim Roth once who was eating some grapes and he left to go to the toilet and somebody came along and asked ‘who’s grapes are those?’ and i replied ‘they’re Tim Roth’s grapes’
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This has made me laugh more than anything in about the last 6 months.
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i love that Nicholas Lyndhurst is in the new Frasier and everybody seems to love him. he’s had a hellava time these last few years and he’s such a brilliantly funny actor. Very happy for him.
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my first trip out with my new HowHigh
@hikerdelic
jacket. special thanks to the mighty
@Tim_Burgess
for sorting it out. extremely comfortable whilst making me feel like i’ve got it all going on..
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it looks like i’m going to have to step in for Biden doesn’t it…
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Ladies and gents. Now listen, on the 14th Jan 2019 I am simply over the moon to tell you that for my show at the
@sohotheatre
I will be joined by this man. He was hard to track down, but I found him and he’s coming. Please come and watch us muck about. On stage. Etcs. X
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I’ve given this a lot of thought and it’s long enough after the fact now so here goes: I believe Preston was correct in walking off Buzzcocks to defend Chantelle’s honour.
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A few years ago I wrote a little script which I thought was great…well it was turned down initially by the BBC, ITV, C4, HBO, Netflix, Sky before eventually…….being turned down by Dave, so I chucked it in the bin. Don’t give up on your dreams guys!
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Dear Government, In the event of no deal Brexit can we not just consult drug dealers on how they get their products in from mainland Europe? There is always more than enough cocaine to go around and I think they operate outside any recognised trade deals. (Angelos from Neasden)
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joyful wonderfulness. x
#paintingwithjimandnancy
@skytv
#skyarts
An excerpt from our Christmas show. Tune in next Wednesday 20th December, 8pm.
@RealBobMortimer
@nancy_sorrell
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about to give it the big I AM at the University of Buckingham!
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i think Suella Braverman is about to be dropped by Adidas.
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I know it’s not as simple as this but the idea we should get up and leave for the office before our kids are awake and come back after they’ve gone to bed just to keep Pret A Manger open really pisses me off.
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I Think You Should Leave on Netflix is hands down one of the funniest TV shows i’ve ever seen.
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"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"
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I hope this bloke lost his sponsorship deal with Nike.
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This is how the resurrection is done!
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it feels like they’re just robbing the place before they get kicked out.
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Couple of things I didn't see coming, e cigarettes, the Internet and Dion Dublin on Homes under Hammer. Everything else is as I predicted it
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@caitlinmoran
He’s an actor. Pretending to be a prime minister. He has not the first idea what he is doing.
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I was turning on the Xmas lights on
@SundayBrunchC4
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@Tim_Burgess
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@RealBobMortimer
and
@JamesMoir10
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It’s so strange all this. It feels like we’re in the grip of a cult. They cannot be reasoned with or made to explain, no holding to account. Behaviour completely unreasonable . Treating their supporters with contempt but who all run back for more. We’ve gone round the twist.
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can we not keep taking the bait with all these bullshit ideas- honestly, cycle number plates etc. as if they’ll even bother getting round to organising that, they can’t do ANYTHING. Just nod your head, yeah mate, you crack on with bike number plates, yes yes.
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Please everybody watch this show. It’s absolutely fucking brilliant.
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Thanks to those of you who have supported me this year, but to those people who have fucked me over, and the list is as long as your arm, I will hunt you down and destroy you. Happy New Year everybody.
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Whatever the result,I will be remaining. Everyone else can do what they like. But I have negotiated my own personal terms with Brussels
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Oh this is an absolute belter.
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I see Nigel Farage is on
#bbcqt
again! Thank god the BBC continues to give him this platform coz otherwise we'd never know his opinion. .
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wow wow wow this is unF*****gbelievable. Brilliant
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the bloody confidence to think you can do this. good god
You watch Arctic Monkeys 2023 Glastonbury headline set once...
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about to kick them in the nuts at The Winter Gardens Blackpool.
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“The next Superman has to be someone who has all the humanity that Superman has but he’s also an alien. It’s gotta be somebody who has the kindness and the compassion that Superman has and be somebody who you want to give a hug.”
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This is wonderful
Two Gorillas pose with the anti-poaching rangers who guard them
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Once again Donald Trump takes some time out from presidenting to ring his son Judd and wish him good luck in the snooker
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Paul Ritter one of the very very very best. Thoughts are with his family.
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Neville Southall’s transformation from Everton and Wales goalkeeper into the super compassionate, empathetic, helpful, wonder human he now is, is a real thing of beauty.
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Excellent choice.
On my way back from speaking in London, life's work in a Sainsbury's bag 🕺🏻
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jesus christ imagine having written this song- and what a rendition and occasion.
Glen Hansard and Lisa O'Neill performed "Fairytale of New York" to close Shane MacGowan's funeral today.
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he’s been stitched up by his writing team here surely? there’s no way they can possibly think this would go unnoticed.
Plagiarism? I don’t know what people are talking about, these two jokes by
@JKCorden
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@rickygervais
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It’s decision time for Prince William and his hair. he’s not going to live out the rest of his days with all the hair round the side and nothing on the top like geography teacher circa 1978 is he? shave the lot son! or get yourself down to Turkey and get a transplant! christ.
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I'm calling time on my international football career so that I can prolong my club career. So if any of the top top clubs want to come in for me, I'll be working at the car wash on Tuesdays and on other days you'll find me at the bus stop probably. Thanks.
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This is just my own personal opinion ok but I think someone got a liiiiiitle carried away when they were writing The Bible.
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Don’t tell me Big Sam Allardyce couldn’t have done this.
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One of my heros Harry Dean Stanton at The Avengers premier. He's not bothered is he.
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i absolutely adore this. i dunno how many times i’ve seen it. straight out of the world of Napoleon Dynamite.
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it’s true!
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Don't worry everyone, there's only 4 days and 5.5 hours left of 2016.
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Me and
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i should have definitely got the part in Slow Horses.
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Just had a cheese sandwich and a cup of tea, feel like a railway signalman.
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this tweet aged well
I'm pretty sure the violent racists who will be on the streets today are the ones marching in support of Hamas. 🤷🏻♀️
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Goodfellas pizza is nice but I’d like to see more products named after films like Scarface Paracetemol
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Tremendous work
@mcgregor_ewan
your decision has utterly pissed of Piers Morgan. We're gonna need a lot more of this in the next four years.
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oh hello, good morning
@Conservatives
, it would appear you have accidentally put a nutcase in power and a lunatic in charge of the public purse. would you mind doing something about it at your earliest possible convenience. thanks guys. all the best etcs etcs.
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I love the Cure and I’m loving watching the cure at Glastonbury but it’s struck me for the first time how much Robert Smith looks and sounds like a Police Academy era Bobcat Goldthwaite.
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I think we could probably solve Brexit a lot quicker if we just played Joe Cole on the left.
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Put away your Radio Times, this is the only thing you will need to watch over the Xmas period.
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about to host my late night American talk show for the first time. Wish me luck!
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