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Visit the website for a full list of official Glastonbury line up announcement dates. Trying to make sense of it will get you nowhere. THERE IS NO PATTERN
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The Glasto Thingy? What's all that about then?
Posting Glastonbury history, announcement, rumours & nonsense since 2016.
Want to know when Glastonbury announcements are made? Visit:
My Glastonbury 2024 video:
FAQs: 👇👇👇
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Dear
@TicketmasterUK
No matter how you try to justify this, it is abhorrent.
Absolute scum company.
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You watch Arctic Monkeys 2023 Glastonbury headline set once...
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Glastonbury general sale sell out times since 2002:
2002: 25 days
2003: 26 hrs
2004: 24 hrs
2005: 1 hr 45 mins
2007: 2 hrs
2008: 10.5 weeks
2009: 4 months
2010: 4 hrs
2013: 1hr 40 mins
2014: 1hr 27 mins
2015: 26 mins
2016: 33 mins
2017: 50 mins
2019: 36 mins
2020: 34 mins
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This tweet has gone a bit mad, most are disgusted by Ticketmaster's dynamic pricing and by Oasis/their management agreeing to it.
If you didn't get a ticket, if you rightly refused to pay the extortionate prices, spend that money at smaller acts at a local independent venue.
Dear
@TicketmasterUK
No matter how you try to justify this, it is abhorrent.
Absolute scum company.
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🚨 RULED OUT🚨
Taylor Swift has added a 3rd Dublin date to her 2024 tour.
She is now ruled out of performing at Glastonbury next year.
#Glastonbury
#TaylorSwift
Really can’t contain my excitement because… we’re adding 14 new shows to The Eras Tour. And I get to travel the world doing shows with
@paramore
!! Hayley and I have been friends since we were teens in Nashville and now we get to frolic around the UK/Europe next summer??? I’m
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Another
#Glastonbury
done.
• 34+ acts seen
• 151,000 steps walked
• 2 proposals cheered
• 375 photos taken
• 1 tower climbed (finally!)
• Many hugs shared
Thank you
@Glastonbury
, Michael,
@emilyeavis
, Nick, the workers & volunteers for giving us the best party on Earth!
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Right! I'm off!
For those going, it'll be the best one ever. For those not, I'm sorry, try to enjoy it on the telly.
Thanks for all the follows, likes etc. This account brings me a little Glastonbury joy every day of the year.
Remember (it's now official)
#ThereIsNoPattern
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Right, I'm setting off!
We've made it through another year. Thanks for following this daft account, it's great to share my love of the festival with so many people.
Don't expect much in the way of responses from now on!
If you're going to the festival, have the best one ever!
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Arriving at Glastonbury on Thursday when your mates have carried your stuff in and set your tent up.
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5 days of glorious entertainment.
80+ miles walked.
31 full sets seen.
2 minutes of rain.
All condensed into 1 minute, 52 seconds.
#Glastonbury2024
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New BBC Glastonbury advert.
Can anyone please explain the ketchup bit?
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How long do you need to recover from laryngitis?
Asking for a headliner.
#Glastonbury
#ArcticMonkeys
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Chemical Brothers (DJ Set) 100% confirmed for Arcadia 23:00 Friday set.
I've seen the evidence but won't post it unless it surfaces elsewhere, which it probably already has.
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Right, I'm setting off.
Thanks to those who followed, liked, muted, retweeted, interacted or just not unfollowed since ticket day in Oct 2019, it's been a joy
Whether you'll be there or are watching on the telly, have a fabulous Glastonbury!
It's going to be the best one ever!
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@NadineDorries
I really hope this was as far as you got. You wouldn't like it.
No offence, like.
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We've made it folks!
I'm setting off now so thanks for all the follows, likes and retweets. Running this account is like having a little bit of Glastonbury every day & who wouldn't want that?
Sorry if you didn't get a ticket, for the lucky ones, I hope it's the best one ever!
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Has it rained every day since Glastonbury or does it just feel like it?
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I KNOW THEY'RE NOT ON FOR AN HOUR BUT IF WE SET OFF NOW, HEAD UP TO THE RAILWAY TRACK BY THE GLADE, TAKE THE DIAGNAL PATH THROUGH PENNARDS AND ENTER THE PARK AT THE TOP, WE'LL GET A SPACE FOR WET LEG. DO NOT STOP FOR A PISS, FOOD OR DRINK.
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Love this time of the day at Glastonbury. Been back to the tent, dumped my bag, grabbed a fleece/jacket and a bottle of wine. The day's been brilliant so far but you know there's so much more to come.
#GlastoPhotoOfTheDay
#Glastonbury
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Ticket day is horrible. Many not getting past the waiting page, entering details and being kicked out, getting through only to have payment declined.
But for those who do get tickets, what a feeling it is.
So (tinged with a bit of ticket guilt), SEE YOU AT GLASTONBURY 2024!
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New system clearly too efficient. I preferred it when payments kept failing and we had 30 minutes of misery instead of 7.
The tickets in this morning’s resale have now all been sold. Thank you to everyone who bought one, and sorry to those who missed out.
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Happy Birthday Michael Eavis!
88 years old today!
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What Three Words for Glastonbury this evening...
IT'S.FUCKING.FREEZING
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Here's a photo of Glastonbury to take your mind off the latest shit show.
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🚨SELF CONFIRM🚨
Drummer Clem Burke confirms Blondie will be appearing at Glastonbury 2023!
#Glastonbury
#Blondie
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.
@eFestivals
now has both Arctic Monkeys and Guns n Roses as tbc on the Glastonbury line-up page which means they're basically nailed on.
#Glastonbury
#GunsNRoses
#ArcticMonkeys
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That styles that then.
Even more than it was already settled.
And it was pretty much settled.
Strummerville secret set, 4pm Thursday 26th June 2025.
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There are 28 TBAs on the poster. The ones to keep an eye on for secret sets are:
•Woodsies 18:00 Sat
•Levels 00:00 Sat
•Nowhere - 3 x TBA with B2Bs
•BBC Introducing 16:30 Sat & 19:30 Sun
#Glastonbury
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Ticket day stress now kicked in. The problem is once you've been, you are smitten with the place and need to go back. A sunny year means it looks amazing on the TV and is now firmly on many people's bucket list.
After 8 on the bounce, my luck can't last. Can it?
#Glastonbury
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🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨
If you completed your Glastonbury registration before 2020, you need to confirm your details before 30th September or it will be deleted!
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I can't be certain what I'll be doing this time next week, but it will probably look something like this.
#Glastonbury
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Every cloud.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try,try,try,try, try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try…. Again.
#Glastonbury23
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Saturday night at Glastonbury 24.
Can't lie, I was at a bit of a loose end. Nothing really grabbed me, so I put on a wristband of shame and headed to Coldplay.
It was alright, I suppose. Felt more like a spectacle than a gig, all a bit polished. Didn't hate it, didn't love it.
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*bookmarks post ready for the post Glastonbury, Daily Mail anger tweets.
A few short hours ago, there were crowds and carriages and crowns 👑 🇬🇧
Now The Mall resembles abandoned campsite after a wet weekend at Glastonbury ⛺️
#Coronation
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That moment as the sun is going down, you've already had one of the best days of the year, but now you're heading off to see your headliner of choice. Anticipation fills the air...
#Glastonbury
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I'm not sure I'm emotionally prepared for this at Glastonbury.
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View from the hill. Wednesday afternoon, Glastonbury 2019.
#GlastoPhotoOfTheDay
#Glastonbury
#Glasto
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There are 39 TBAs on the line-up.
Some are just places yet to be confirmed, others could be secret sets. Key ones to look out for...
• Pyramid Friday - The Churnups has to be Pulp.
• Woodsies Friday 19:30 & Sat 18:00
• The Park Saturday 19:45
#Glastonbury
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June 2023 and Taylor Swift arrives for her headline set at Glastonbury.
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That farm looks a bit busy.
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Happy Christmas!
May the big man with the beard deliver all you could wish for in 2024.
#Glastonbury
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Ahead of the Glastonbury line-up being announced, here's your Twitter comments Bingo card.
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This has just come up on our Glastonbury WhatsApp.
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🚨 TICKET SALE DATE 🚨
Emily Eavis has responded on Instagram to say ticket sale date is November 5th.
Presumably this will mean coach packages are Thursday 2nd.
Well done to Mark for posing the question and thanks to OOF for the heads up.
#Glastonbury
#TicketSale
#DontPanic
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@Glastonbury
Ticket Update 🚨🚨
We appear to be heading for another November sale folks! As confirmed by
@emilyeavis
herself on Instagram
Following usual Thursday / Sunday pattern we’re looking at:
🗓️ - Thursday 2nd November : Coach
🗓️ - Sunday 5th November : General
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🚨 SELF CONFIRM 🚨
A few hints yesterday but Disclosure have just retweeted themselves from 2013. I think we can count that one as nailed on.
#Glastonbury
#Disclosure
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Is there anything better than a wander around the
@Glastonbury
Festival site on a sunny Thursday afternoon?
#GlastoPhotoOfTheDay
#Glastonbury
#Glasto
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People on social media: "The line-up is rubbish, loads of people won't pay their balance."
Emily Eavis:
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That moment when you get to the motorway services and see your reflection for the 1st time in 6 days....
#Glastonbury
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Had Glastonbury Festival been on this year, it would've been the first completely dry one since 2010.
#JustSayin
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In not entirely unexpected news, Slowthai has been removed from the line-up poster.
#Glastonbury
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So which set is going to be absolutely HEEEAAAAVVVING?
Got to be Avril Lavigne, right?
#Glastonbury
#Glastonbury2024
#AvrilLavigne
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🚨 TICKET SALE DATES CONFIRMED🚨
Ticket & Coach packages: 6PM GMT, THURSDAY, 2ND NOVEMBER
General Sale: 9AM GMT, SUNDAY, 5TH NOVEMBER
Deposits have increased to £75
#Glastonbury
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William Hill have stopped taking bets on who is headlining Glastonbury 2025.
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