when you're in your 20s at an agency, there are four kinds of bosses you may have:
1. Sassy big sister
2. Concerned dad
3. Tightass narc
4. Can't open a PDF
just saw a job posting for a "junior copywriter" role requesting 4+ years of experience (at least 2 of those at an agency). is that reasonable? i feel like 4+ years is not junior
sometimes creatives need creative recharge time on the clock!! knowing the memes is part of my job, the aimless scroll is an essential professional development activity
officiant: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, for better or for worse?
account director: aligned
We need to sic the MLM girls on the unvaccinated folks.
Hey girlie! 🌸 Looks like you’ve been killing it lately, and by “it” I mean your grandparents! ✨ I’m reaching out with an opportunity for you to:
✔️ protect yourself
✔️ protect others
✔️ stop being a fucking idiot
it makes me so sad when people feel they have to send a calendar invite to every person they work with to let them know they will be at a doctor's appt and away from email for approximately 45 minutes during the day
What’s the dumb thing you would love to write? For me it’s the packaging copy on weird Trader Joe’s seasonal items or product descriptions for Victoria’s Secret swimwear.
another day, another designer putting a hyphen where I specifically put an em dash. why do designers want to ruin my life? I don't play around with your little pixels so leave my punctuation alone!!!!!
One of my coworkers (who I tricked into being my friend) told me “I think you could really blow up on Twitter if we put some strategy behind your account” and I’ve been riding that high for a week now
Viral Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka Glasgow experience speaks to Vulture:
“I’m not going to lie or sugarcoat this: This has been quite a lot for me. I find it funny and I can make a humorous joke about it, but the flip side of this is that this is embarrassing for what I do,