Zombie Bandit
@bandit_zombie
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I'm gonna ride this train until the wheels fall off. Social justice is good, actually. Pronouns are just words, they're not scary. Don't be a prick.
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If you're fuckin 50 years old and still playing mean girl on the internet for cool points, I have no choice but to assume you peaked before graduation
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@EpicVerseStudio
Nerdy girls have always existed, but nerds like you have done your absolute best to gatekeep them for decades, so they don't talk to you about it.
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@AmericaMamabear
@RatchetRepugs
You need to understand that it is IMPOSSIBLE to turn a kid trans or change their sexuality. Asking for pronouns is just asking them how they would prefer to be addressed. You're freaking out over nothing.
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@AmericaMamabear
@RatchetRepugs
No, for real. It's impossible. If it was possible, there would be no trans or gay people older than gen z, because every generation before that beat the hell out of anyone who was different and it didn't change any of them.
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@girlsreallyrule
I don't think it's a coincidence that the only time we hear about polling places running out of ballots, it's always a majority Black neighborhood. It's like it's intentional.
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@girldrawsghosts
Wow, they really went after everyone who isn't straight white Christian in one fell swoop
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@AmericaMamabear
@RatchetRepugs
There was a game when I was growing up that all the kids called "smear the queer." All anybody had to do was suggest you were gay, and you'd get jumped. All the gay and trans kids that got beaten are still gay or trans. Reality doesn't match the propaganda you swallowed.
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@Phil_Lewis_
Keith Lee is awesome. I've lost track of how many businesses he's saved just by putting the word out
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@Sephora
@RyanShead
And the employee got a raise, right? Or a promotion that comes with a raise? Because she put her ass on the line to do the right thing
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@AngelaLovesNY
Wait. Are they saying they want playgrounds INSIDE libraries? The place where people go to read and study in peace?
And if they do mean outside, who's paying the increased liability insurance for the inevitable incident of a kid falling off a piece of equipment?
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@Monev_the_Gale
@wholesomefoxx
Right wing fascism is the establishment, and always has been.
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@shehtazruslan
@chrissychlapp
Weird how it always becomes a joke after people point out how shitty it was
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@wafflefoxdraws
@EduEle5
It doesn't stop at the hands. Zoom in on teeth, eyes, and one woman's hair turns into a beaded necklace that merges with her skirt.
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@smitteons
@TraderOz1
@BeraMan69
@CryptoKaleo
The bigger picture is that all those employees have families and lives outside of work, and phones and tablets aren't worth risking their lives over. You gonna catch a hot one over somebody else's macbook?
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@AngelaLovesNY
It's getting more and more obvious, as if it wasn't obvious enough, that these people have never seen the inside of a library before. Haven't cracked open a book since high school.
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@AkronPoliceDp
If I suddenly saw a trend of people pissing in my vehicle, I would wonder what I did to make people want to piss in my vehicle
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@VeryBadLlama
I'll never forget stumbleupon taking me to the website for Black Acre Brewing Company, where if you told them you weren't 21, you got redirected to a flash video of Heman singing "what's goin on", BEFORE it ever went viral
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@D_Verveer
@girldrawsghosts
He was not sending this email to common folk. He was sending this to his engineers at Tesla. Do you mean to tell me that if your employer sent this to you, you wouldn't think he's an absolute clown trying to tell you what microns are?
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@The60s_Kid
@AngelaLovesNY
@ask_aubry
The absolute 🤡 who is willing to sacrifice his dignity so that he doesn't have to be an adult and go grocery shopping is definitely the ding dong.
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@Dreadful4Tymes
And they'll tell you they turned out fine, but really they turned out to be someone who loses their shit and beats on little kids
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@poisonjr
On board diagnostics have been around since about 1996, and they can spot pretty much everything from dead cylinders to a leaky gas cap. Just because your car doesn't tell you something's wrong doesn't mean everything is right
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@wagatwe
People didn't even fucking notice. The camera goes from the wing breaking off right back to the happy couple as if the pilot's life wasn't even important. Holy shit that's infuriating
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@girldrawsghosts
I don't know where this came from, but I found it here and I think it's pretty neat
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@Maladroithe
I don't know what HIS nose looks like, but I do know it should be quite a bit flatter
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@AndreuPervalo
@holy_schnitt
There are literally thousands of people on pornhub who put up their own content for people to watch. If it's just horniness, go there.
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@OklahomaLP
@JoJoFromJerz
@NikkiHaley
You are factually wrong. Critical Race Theory is a college level law course that examines how laws and policies have affected people of color in this country. It is literally American history and how it applies to the modern world. Why is that so offensive?
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@TotvsTvvsEgoSvm
@WallStreetSilv
@NBCNews
@ChayaRaichik10
If you don't already see it, it's either because you're not smart enough to understand it or you've chosen to ignore it. She mentions a place that treats LGBT people like human beings, and suddenly they get bomb threats. It ain't rocket science.
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@kiwikali_g
@tatereeves
Mississippi is one of the poorest states in the union, and New York is paying for your welfare.
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@LaurenWitzkeDE
The southern Baptist convention recently released information regarding hundreds of PAGES of documented sexual abuse in the church. Catholic priests and altar boys have a long history. This isn't mocking. It's truth according to statistics.
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@PeeWeeAreFamily
@InkInTheStink
Not as bad as you wanna suck a trans woman's dick, apparently
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@Elizacouler
@_celia_bedelia_
No, you are 100% wrong. Since it is completely impossible to tell by sight whether or not blood contains pathogens, ALL blood outside of the body is considered a biohazard.
Signed
Every person who has ever had first aid training
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@HOLLYTHEFIRST
@UFWupdates
The parts of the country with federally regulated electrical infrastructure don't have annual power outages every time the temperature reaches an extreme.
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@FletcherFoxYT
@Deeda514
No, they don't. Homosexuality was never mentioned in the Bible until 1946, when someone lobbied a publisher to intentionally mistranslate a verse that was explicitly about pedophilia.
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@kiwikali_g
New York is the 3rd largest economy in the United States, producing $2.053 TRILLION. They pay more into the federal government than they receive in benefits, and their surplus pays for your welfare.
Google is free.
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@CdrRogdan
@fight4women
@maqart55
@kpopnquarantine
@zaphod67
@AmyNoMiddleNam3
@themouthyoufeed
@bigredsibin
@Kuntrella
@Blackbea16Manon
@_2Sides1Stone
@suannelqr
@DFS_Lawd
@felicia_hart13
@pixposies
@FrackHazReveal
One of those basic human rights is the right to not allow other people to use our bodies, and the right to withdraw consent to use our bodies at any time, for any reason.
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2 things here are true:
1: Walking out on your workforce during bargaining is a sure sign your company isn't worth a damn.
2. Turning off comments doesn't stop quote tweets, cowards.
Get the Facts: Addressing Recent Mischaracterizations on Bargaining, Benefits and More --
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@ERnurse86
I got cpr training at work, and the instructor told us point blank that if you don't break a rib you're not doing it right
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@RepRosendale
Hey, do a quick Google search for "drag Ronald Reagan World War 2" and show everybody what comes up
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@Ezrigen
And Nex weighed what, maybe 120lbs? 130? So that puts them around 57kg x 20mg= 1140mg, or 46 pills. If Nex had swallowed 46 benadryl pills, they wouldn't have stayed conscious long enough to present symptoms to anyone. They would've gone to sleep and not woken up.
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@HollyBriden
@NBCNews
@David_Ingram
Telling the truth about what she does is not stochastic terrorism
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@The60s_Kid
@AngelaLovesNY
@ask_aubry
Funny how shit takes always turn into jokes and sarcasm after enough people call out a grown ass man who thinks it's clever to act like an incompetent child. It's too late to salvage your image.
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@TheScottCharles
ESPECIALLY the night shift. They have to deal with all the people that got thrown out of bars every night.
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@davidcd0418
The fact that anyone believes this absolute nonsense is almost as ridiculous as the story itself
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@PeeWeeAreFamily
@InkInTheStink
Trans women are women, and you can go to your grave salty about it 🤷♂️
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If you hit women, you're a bitch.
If you defend guys who hit women, you're a bitch.
This is not up for debate. I'm seeing way too many bitches on this app today, and all y'all need a hard reset.
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@ClutchCityDude
@TCruzScienceGuy
@oneunderscore__
Google the term "Florida Man."
It's not all of them, but it's more than enough.
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@RMoosant
@AngryBlackLady
@politico
The number one cause of death for children in America is gunshot wounds.
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@CdrRogdan
@fight4women
@maqart55
@kpopnquarantine
@zaphod67
@AmyNoMiddleNam3
@themouthyoufeed
@bigredsibin
@Kuntrella
@Blackbea16Manon
@_2Sides1Stone
@suannelqr
@DFS_Lawd
@felicia_hart13
@pixposies
@FrackHazReveal
1. A clump of cells is not a human life.
2. Pregnancy is dangerous and permanently alters a woman's body. She has a right to preserve her body.
3. There is no situation in which you can be forced to let another person use your body to survive without ongoing consent...
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8.
No question. I was born an 8,I will die an 8, there is no escaping it.
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@rorasaurusrex39
@brixwe
Good thing it's not true. The Daily Caller was sued for libel over this claim, settled out of court and made a public apology to this woman.
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@rocknrollnbru
@JessPected
An impasse with guys like that is preferable to trying to appease them. There is no "both sides" here. One side is abhorrent, and the other won't accept that.
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@sadboiconsisben
@AlwaysBePosting
@EpicVerseStudio
I think what he's saying is if you were old enough to play dnd in 1980, you're pushing 50 years old and shouldn't be thinking about teenage girls
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Stupid carrying decisions are one of my biggest reasons for disliking open carry. Anybody who was looking for trouble could easily walk right up behind that guy, snatch that pistol right off his back, and put him down before he could turn around.
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@Autsp23
@BienSur_JeTaime
That would look even sketchier though. Imagine you were delivering food to somebody and you got a text that said "i know it's a man's name on the account but I'm totally a woman."
As a man, I would think I'm about to get jumped. That feels like a trap.
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@MrLottaHoes
@sneako
@MrOverpaid
@yourealazyfvck
@Mr_HadiH
@hoesandcash
@kingvakalis
Guys who have to travel in packs and pose for pics calling themselves alphas
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@Brownskiin_gal
@Dreadful4Tymes
Jfc. If you did that to an adult, it would be a felony. That is legally defined as poisoning someone.
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@shadmbrooks
@Kyle19delta
So you use a program to badly plagiarize the work of artists who actually practiced making real art, then tweak it with Photoshop.
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@OCDAToddSpitzer
@OCSheriff
@OCSDSanClemente
Sounds like those marines were pedos preying on underage girls at high school parties. If that's true, those "juvenile suspects" are actually heroes, and are being punished for doing the right thing.
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@Dreadful4Tymes
Speaking as a parent, you're right. Hitting your kids when you get mad just sets the example and makes your kid think that that's how you're supposed to deal with shit.
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@MO_Independent
@annaspoerre
The INSTANT that I see a petition, I'm signing it. This is how we get shit done.
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Every time you feel stupid, it's because you just got a little bit smarter
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@mckenzie_rhys
@AngelaLovesNY
Oh, you mean sex tourism. Going to countries that you think are inferior, so you can wave money around and maybe impress somebody. One of the creepiest practices that men partake in, especially since the most popular locations have lower ages of consent. Telling on yourself.
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