JohnBaguette
@baguette_john
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Here for the bread and memes. Be good to each other and support your local bakeries!
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@SevenSixTwo_
The reality of UD assignments. Dealing with tourists, crackheads, telling elected officials they still have to go through security checks like everyone else and sometimes getting bitten by Commander
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@SevenSixTwo_
For legal reasons, going to clarify I do not work for the SS. Most agents I met with and went through the testing and interview process with were pretty chill, just supposed to keep your composure on duty and assist when obligated. Just don’t touch or rob them like in CA recently
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@SevenSixTwo_
So it’s based on an age range, and at my age it was 5 years from last usage. This was changed in April 2023 to 1 year period, but my field office didn’t have that updated paperwork. So it was, go to the super/security and lie to a Fed or withdraw and do it again in a year
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@SevenSixTwo_
For what it’s worth. I was, “conditionally appointed”, to my position for like a week before withdrawing due to recent CBD usage within 5 years
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@spikesguides
@AltHistCody
It’s unreal how quickly it spread and began to get legalized in so many states with easy to access online gambling. They’re just required to give a small notice with a number to call if you have an addiction. Seen a few people lose their livelihood to it and it’s sickening to see
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@Kronykal
I’m pretty sure any Midwest middle of nowhere interstate KFC would be a soft target to get premixed bags. Get the fast food wars kicked off early.
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@realBob_Johnson
@CaptainEtouffee
@drsuffy
Kermit the frog taught me that you’re supposed to chuck those into the ocean or river to dispose of them.
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@DeMickyD
“I've made a lot of tough decisions since I took this position. But none of them harder than this one. You saved us, but you'll kill us. I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave.”
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@captkrahs
@SevenSixTwo_
Some of the paperwork that I filled out before the super interview included recent drug use. That form only said 1 year for thc/cbd so I was honest about it. Now that it was on paper filed and submitted, I wouldn’t lie during the interview itself or during my polygraph
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@Kronykal
Always click the link. I learned in the old days that If you click random links there’s a chance you can win a free iPod. You just need to provide your name, address and a credit card to cover shipping
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Just got a speedy delivery from
@EverWildBakery
. Awesome baked goods from some really cool homies! They just opened up for orders yesterday so go check them out!
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@AngryRenUSMC
@VikingRobVWO
@Shadzey1
@TarlapJ
I may be a little out of my element on how bounties specifically work, but if dude is on bond with active warrants a few locals could do the funniest thing right now for some beer money
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@IamThiagoCortes
Too many people ain’t been punched in the face or even thrown a punch and it shows. Unlike the movies, not everyone has a glass jaw, like these nerds
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@joelgaines
@smcroasters
@FertigNeverDies
If you find yourself operating for more than 3 hours you may need to consult a doctor
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@quazoly
@SlapLordActual
@FrostyTakes
That gunshot is pure gold, didn’t know it needed it that badly
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@AngryRenUSMC
@D_H_Cannon
Get real friendly with bleach and boiling water. Life straws will not cut it.
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It’s over 100 outside. Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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@Kronykal
@spaceghost323
I’m in this boat right now. Built deck stairs and now I gotta find somewhere to get rid of treated wood, as well as previously leftover drywall. The Mrs says no burning it
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@GodzillaM18
@Snakeeater36
@KarolusWangus
@TheWesternBlue1
@realnameMike
Small excerpt of the physical parts of the competition “We had to carry and drag a 200-pound Rescue Randy, bench press 80-pound dumbbells, flip 250-pound tires, and climb an 8-foot wall”. Sounds fun, not like a reason to drop out of a competition.
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@DreadPirateRon
@UnadjustedGame
@DanFriedman81
@Shawzyy
The amount of people that think pepper spray just absolutely debilitates you and prevents you from doing anything is amazing to me. It sucks to be sprayed, but it ain’t stopping you.
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@noCinErik
Awesome to hear y’all could go home, pray everything goes well, cannot imagine how stressful all that is!
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@Shr00merz
@RickyBaker_2111
@GhillieGecko
@TheGenCatton
@NagaT4co
@NailsToed
Could always just be the gout
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@DreadPirateRon
When I hear sovereign citizen I just think of a video where an officer with the call sign “Sledge” walks up, puts gloves on and goes to rip a dude’s window out of the door with his hands.
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@skoonrB
Haven’t drank in a year and a half. Started craving sugar to replace the sugars in alcohol and with little ones running around it’s too easy to fall into snacking
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@TheGreenOldDill
As a dude who’s 5’6 I’ve had to let my athleticism make up for any shortcomings from height, it can be done, it just has to be worked for through grit and dedication. I did my APAT in KC and was among the top 3 from the physical test, even though I was one of the shortest.
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@Johnneh_80
@tomer_ae
Haha I’ve got to see what the b1 sounds like. All I hear when I think of them is “roger roger” from battlefront
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@FollowedByFeds
Came across some court records from the divorce while doing a quick peak last night. Didn’t look good for his side. Not sure if anyone has received the information yet for a records request
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@SevenSixTwo_
Nah just met some cool dudes through the process, I was the only non vet, not surprisingly, when I went through the hiring process. The main agents I interviewed with were “Mr. Anderson” and “Agent Smith” I swear they were fucking with us. Interesting experience to say the least
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@wayofftheres
I’d guess US allies seeing this would have some level of unease with their representatives visiting at this time. If one untrained civilian could do this I’d be concerned what a half trained separatist group could do during a visit
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@quazoly
@FanaticLurker
Always loved heelers had them for farm work, pest/people control and at the end of the day they wanted to be a lap dog.
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@HardPass4
@Trav_A_22
Hawaiian shirt, shorts and flip flops. Yet TSA always finds a reason to pat me down. Anything less is degeneracy
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@TheGreenOldDill
Drove to Aspen the last time we went, I just typically dislike flying. Anything less than a days drive and I’ll just take the road trip every time
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@AngryRenUSMC
@greatimp
@cavannastan
The group chat after you flashbang them for the 3rd time this week
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@Chuck_Ritter92
They want people to know they spent 18k on a 3 day vacation of cold water therapy and light exercise while being screamed at
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@DreadPirateRon
@Izhmash12k
The parkour fad destroyed my knees. Worse than track and field or cross country ever did
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@ThatOneFed
Every time Everclear comes out memories are made. Used to have people shoot it straight as an initiation ritual to party with us in college and saw a dude straight up stop breathing after taking a shot.
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@Shr00merz
I figured you for the animated series era of Batman. BB was awesome, that era of WB had some bangers
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@Kronykal
The eye of a hurricane
The untouched beauty of nature in the forest 100 miles from civilization
Wild animals in their environment at a personal distance
The despair in a dying man’s eyes
Helplessly watching a firestorm destroy generations of work and land
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@DreadPirateRon
Post some raw footage of your work days and you may see that number shoot up even more.
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@Kronykal
Good luck on your hunt, no matter the belief it’s typically a good experience. If you’re ever in the area we can take you to the Sallie house.
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@Kronykal
Working from home has been a blessing, but sometimes I miss going out in the field and getting hands on with equipment
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@anthony_codes
@Kronykal
I remember having these just loosely dangling off the tv by the cables, hanging on for dear life
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@Kronykal
Come on, everyone knows it’s Michael. He likes warm arid environments and lives in a reddish state. These guys gotta learn to start there. Triangulate the KFCs.
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@X9_redux
Not dug beneath the frost line or even poured 😬 Best of luck dealing with those guys further!
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@CageyBee33
@RobProvince
Did he seriously steal Happy Captain’s profile picture… hopefully no one is sending shit Captains way, he seems like a nice dude
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What a coincidence, I’m hosting a 3 day excursion in Tennessee for male bonding through fitness and faith at $6k a head. You’ll be treated with a shred of dignity and learn actual useful skills. Be prepared for a 12 mile hike and cold water therapy. We don’t guarantee safety.
A three-day 'alpha male boot camp' is seeing attendees mocked online for paying $18,000 to endure military grade inspired punishments
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@AngryMushroomer
“You and me are a lot alike, I like blowing stuff up, you like standing around with your thumb up your ass!”
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@Onijps
Here are your hogs. I take ExpApp and Zenmo. I don’t use SlayPal anymore due to their ToS
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@DreadPirateRon
KCMO doesn’t surprise me, you hop the border and things go downhill quick. Deputies around that area are much more diligent than some of the PD from what I’ve seen.
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@TommyFaceOnFire
The first time I saw this and saw him get rushed I I thought he was about to go over that wall. Not sure if throwing someone off a building is within the department’s use of force though
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