The Patriarchy
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Joined December 2018
Quick, does anyone know how to pass a breathalyzer?.Please hurry
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@BeschlossDC Well, for starters they're laundering billions of taxpayer dollars for the political mafia.
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How did all the fires start all at once across North America if it's not #climate change? .Checkmate.
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Good morning fellow Monday enthusiasts!.Bring on that coffee!
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@michaelshermer Many of us were surprised you didn't recognize it for what it is immediately.
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@SecretaryPete Maybe you should worry about the hundreds of tons of chemicals spilled from your train derailment contaminating the country's water supply.
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@imyourmoderator @marklevinshow This is really flushing them all out. I still hade hope for Levin.
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My son is only 12, but he loved now I need to go back and have him watch your other ones. Thanks for making such great movies @DineshDSouza.
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Anyone with even basic training in necromancy knows the body needs a head. How are people this stupid?
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@TheAtlantic @cwarzel And your ratio proves that you are increasingly becoming obsolete with each passing day.
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@queerBengali I love how Daniel Penny was just a normal guy trying to make sure bystanders didn't get killed and the liberal solution to a normal guy in an untenable situation was what the liberal solution always is to normal people in a crisis created by liberalism.
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@3YearLetterman @Robert__Stage @BillClinton @CigarAficMag @KmartFashion @RonPaul @RuPaul @LoganPaul @PizzaRanch @Jolly_Rancher @Whitesnake There is so much misinformation out there coach so happy to see you setting everything straight!!!.
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@DaggerAndBullet @ATFHQ It has to be bait, right?.Highlighting the most visible abuse of power in modern history where even normies remember they burned kids alive? Has to be bait.
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I had to clarify my handyman graphic because you are all a bunch of weirdos.
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@ImMeme0 Remember, if you try to be a good citizen and step in, NYC will make sure you regret it.
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@JL_Glimmer @ceejayehm Have you ever considered not just being cruel and hateful for no reason?.Maybe give being human a try.
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I'll RT cuz I like you kid. But don't bother with modeling, Hollywood is a con game. You can really do a lot more with your life and make a difference.
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I wake up before my alarm goes off at 5:30 most mornings.
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I bet the Covington kids wish they had been treated as "fairly" as al-Baghdadi.
Regarding our al-Baghdadi obituary, the headline should never have read that way and we changed it quickly.
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@NoLieWithBTC Every mass shooter was on the feds' radar. Every single one. How many of them were put up to it?.
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It's sad because somewhere out there some poor girl who looks like this is actually liking someone's tweets and trying to make friends, and doesn't know why everyone is blocking her.
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I never wanted to get my DNA checked. I never tried to articulate why, I just wasn't feeling it and couldn't put my finger on it. Now I get it.
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@JonahDispatch Yeah, one quote from 2017. Sure buddy. That's why everyone mocks you relentlessly. 🙄.
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My Tesla robot when it sees me searching Amazon for a wig and a fleshlight.
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@suzy_redd We have 3 children. Our finances were tight because we wanted my wife to be a stay-at-home mom. Things were really tight for years. Financial stress and pressure convinced us to only have 3. Knowing what I know now, that there will always be financial ups and downs, I wish we.
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When I was a teen, I was dating a girl who was younger than me. One night we were out driving around and it started to rain. She put her hand out the window and laughed because the rain felt so good and apparently overwhelmed her with joy. The next day I called and broke up with.
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I'm so fertile my wife got pregnant even after I had a vasectomy.
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@ShawnRyan762 Pretty sure there's not a single honorable capital police officer left. Long gone.
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@TheRickWilson The audacity of asking how much is being laundered back to our political mafia.
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@juliaioffe How dare a religious person say religious things at a religious institution. The audacity.
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@michaelmalice That's why even the "presidents should serve 3 terms" and "end birthright citizenship" pushes are worthwhile. There is only so much oxygen.
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@jtLOL @yahoolifestyle Because he's not pushing their sick agenda. No room for discussion or nuance, only the destruction of children.
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@SKYRIDER4538 @cindys_2cents The left will side with literally anyone, any psychopath against Trump.
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If you merely stopped drinking expensive coffee at Starbucks every morning and saved $8,300 per month and put it in a savings account you'd have over a million dollars for retirement. It's your own fault you're poor. Stop being a loser.
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@RepBowman Instead of 87,000 IRS agents you could have had and armed policeman at every public school. You didn't because you fundraise off of this.
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@DR_SLAMMER There's no "skill issue" I was a TA (Teachers Aid) in a Human Sexuality class at Chandler Gilbert Community College. I graduated at the top of my class. I completed rigorous academic research and peer reviewed papers. I know what I'm talking about.
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Another Mandela effect. Some people have false memories of these candies having a different name. Anyone remember it differently?
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I'm curious about the demographic breakdown out there. What do you consider yourself? Please rt for larger sample size.
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@NewYorkStateAG Quick question, why aren't the banks he supposedly 'defrauded' by paying back the loans in full seeking any damages?.
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@3days3nights I have been off social media for 3 months. I had to get back on today cuz I just had to know what you were saying. You didn't disappoint!
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@NewYorkStateAG I'm so glad you took care of all the violent crime in your state so you can go after organizations that .*checks notes*.Got bank loans and paid them back.
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@iamAtheistGirl I was a TA (Teachers Aid) in a Human Sexuality class at Chandler Gilbert Community College. I graduated at the top of my class. I completed rigorous academic research and peer reviewed papers. Pretty sure YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what YOU'RE doing.
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Hey Gen X. Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" dropped in August '91 32 years ago. For reference, 31 years prior, in 1960 Elvis had hits in the top 100, songs like "Stuck On You". Let it sink in: More time has passed between "Nevermind" and today than between Elvis and Nirvana
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Since a couple of you decided to doxx me on this, I may aw well just put it on the TL so everyone stops DMing me about it. 1. Yes, it's me. 2. You're missing a lot of context. 3. You'd react exactly the same if you were in the same situation.
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