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@smalls_5000

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Super geek | Incredibly smug | Sometimes I'm funny

Downtown Coolsville
Joined May 2018
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This is the coolest description of my page I've ever seen.
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This website gets me.
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They made the listing available for everyone. I just applied. I wont get it, but even getting to an interview would be hilarious.
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My boss just announced shes leaving the company. People on the teams call started crying with her. I asked "so when can I apply for your job" I am now the most hated man in my district.
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RT @BudLightSadness: I have a weakness
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RT @LPNH: Every single American is born into a life of slavery, and every single American is on track to die as a slave. Libertarians areā€¦
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@DocPaulKrugman Cant. Too ugly to be forward like that.
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RT @Wendigoon8: POV you work at a bar in Philadelphia rn
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RT @jerrycurld: If she not both depending on the day ion want it but preferably AT4 chic if I HAVE to choose.
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RT @DT2ComicsChat: Trying to turn villains into 'misunderstood anti-heroes.'
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Chiefs wont make a patriots style comeback, because they cant throw bombs like brady could. Chiefs RARELY throw a long ball. This games over. We just have another 15 short passes before the time runs out.
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RT @BudLightSadness: Taylor swift is now single. This is my time to shine
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My prediction? Most of the chiefs offense leave after this game. No way this team survives to next season.
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Mahomes just got bitch slapped for a sack. Arm grabbed, face smacked.
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Go ahead and fire the whole team. Start over. Everyone forgot how to play the game.
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Thats crazy. The chiefs were just like "what if we didnt play this game"
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