@haymes_joshua You honestly wouldn’t hit that shit?

@GuntherEagleman Real men don’t use umbrellas.

@GuntherEagleman @TiffMoodNukes You people absolutely love declaring who belongs in prison, don’t you?

@GuntherEagleman “Y’all”

@jonharris1989 If you want to think that it’s gross, that’s fine. But in what way is it evil?

@PunkRockStory They gave him danger.

@PunkRockStory X (before the platform, there was the band)

@Inplainview3 @DrBrianKeating I don’t wanna lose! Wait, wait��hold up a minute. ARE WE ABOUT TO LOSE?!?!

@billybinion I believe it’s because most people are borderline retarded. I apologize up front for the overly lowbrow phrasing here—there’s just no other way to put it.

@RandalRauser That’d be a hard pill for me to swallow, but I completely understand the belief. The problem of suffering—especially when it comes to defenseless children—is difficult to come to terms with no matter what the explanation for it may be.

@ShimonSays18 @TankBlades @streetfightsave I hate you for making me laugh at this.

@TankBlades @streetfightsave Elon, most likely.

@anonemoose25 @YourAnonCentral Actually, I believe Trump won by the most narrow margin since Bush/Gore.

@DeeWaynee94 He occasionally appears to us on pieces of toast, as well. Which may be why the UK is becoming more and more secular, as their toast is typically covered with beans.

@haymes_joshua You’re saying that people should repent for experiencing anxiety? Are you serious?

@philosophrob What about the insurance? What about the energy costs? What about the lease? What about all of the other expenses that aren’t accounted for within your equation? Who pays for that?

@khamenei_ir I appreciate the heads-up!

@SVG__Collection Meg White

@seanonolennon That’s basically the same chance the Cleveland Browns have at winning the Super Bowl in any given year.