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@b2the2ndd

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He/Him • CNC Machinist •🍷• video games • adoptive cat & dog dad • 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 • Ager’s Scepter’s #1 fan • 🥥💊

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Brendan
8 months
I’m so happy for Luigi, he deserves it
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daisy rims
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4 months
My hole screamed in fear when I saw it
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80K a month on OF?! Damn 👏🏽
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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1 month
She just douched
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@b2the2ndd
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3 years
I may not have any shinies but I do have a big d*ck and round ass
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@b2the2ndd
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2 years
He said yes!! 🥰 💍
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7 months
Too many people on the timeline getting waterbender from the Avatar Studios test and saying they’d be bloodbenders so it’s time for this video again to humble y’all 💜
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@b2the2ndd
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10 months
And a very happy national coming out day to HIM 🥳
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@b2the2ndd
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1 year
I’m almost 32, why am I still getting random b*n*rs like a teenager
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@b2the2ndd
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1 year
I am once again posting this pic because it’s the hottest I’ve ever felt
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@b2the2ndd
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1 year
And is this “bear” in the room with us right now?
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@b2the2ndd
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2 years
It’s 60 degrees in Feb I’m gonna NUT
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@b2the2ndd
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4 months
For those asking it’s @ girthmasterr
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@b2the2ndd
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10 months
I’m at the Dianne Feinstein memorial service. I’m at the George santos husband reveal. I’m at the combination Dianne Feinstein memorial and George santos husband reveal
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@b2the2ndd
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6 months
@MichaelDrummey And he was SO sure he was right like, investigate that man immediately!!
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@b2the2ndd
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3 years
Archie doesn’t need a meteorite and a legendary Pokémon to make me flood, this basement’s already flooded 🌊🌊
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11 months
Henry Cavill made building a computer look hot and so can I!!
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@b2the2ndd
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2 years
I know I’m gay cause I spend hours on character creation in games where you almost never see your character’s face
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1 year
Apple should, rightfully, get fucked for this
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1 year
The iPhone 15 series will only support USB-C accessories certified by Apple through the Made for iPhone (MFi) program 😬 Non-certified cables will have limited data and charging speeds Source: @VNchocoTaco
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@b2the2ndd
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2 years
New glasses have been got 🤓
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@b2the2ndd
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3 years
Realizing now I haven’t shown y’all Ramona yet!
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@b2the2ndd
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1 year
Live look at Amy in that Texas Roadhouse:
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me at Texas Roadhouse when the waitress asks how I want my steak cooked
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@b2the2ndd
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3 years
BABY 😍😍
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29 days
Does this tank make me look gay? 🧐
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@b2the2ndd
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8 days
The Caribbean Sun said “fuck you and your sunscreen, I’m still burning your pasty ass”
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3 years
Good morning y’all
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@b2the2ndd
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10 months
Enjoying an edible and a lil after work soak under the wisteria 🍃
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3 years
Daddy (me) got a raise and a bonus this week so we poppin bottles tonight y’all
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2 years
Good evening all
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@b2the2ndd
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1 year
Y’all bullied Kit off Twitter for accused gaybaiting & forced him to come out and now y’all are frothing at the mouth cause he has some muscles now? Gays really are the most shallow & annoying people on this cursed app
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3 months
It’s cliche but, this is 33
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3 years
Can you tell I don’t want to be at work today
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2 years
Take me back please. I was born to be on the water tbh
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@b2the2ndd
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10 months
As of today, it’s officially one year until I marry my best friend!! 🥰 💍
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10 months
My OoT health & magic bar is extra gay 🏳️‍🌈
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We don’t talk enough about the epidemic of Zelda tattoos in the gay community
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2 years
Y’all…he’s just got an undercut and a beard, calm down lol
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3 years
Good morning everyone. I’m just chillin with my silly little apple pie. Happy Friday!
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5 months
Ohhhhh my god u hate Charizard? should we tell gamefreak? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
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1 year
Hello & happy Friday from my nonexistent upper lip ✌🏻
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4 months
@KweenJax Now MAAM
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8 days
4 years & getting married in October 🥰🥰
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@certifiedmeloo
𝐒𝐓☆𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐘
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gay relationships never last…
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1 year
So I’m standing’ there…gloom sauce on my titties
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ria 🍉| C0MMISSI0NS OPEN
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tweet like you're in #TearsOfTheKingdom 's hyrule💭
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4 months
@fggotchan How do you think it compares to that d*ld* you had?? 😂
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1 year
A second indictment has hit the cheeto
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Donald Trump has officially been indicted for a second time.
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2 years
Who wants to see my ****
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8 months
@TheBlueBirdUse1 The plumbER has become the plumbEE
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2 months
New cuteass photo of your dads just dropped ✨
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3 months
I can do that too kinda
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An okapi also has a long, dark, prehensile tongue, like a giraffe’s, to help it strip the buds and young leaves from the understory brush of its rainforest home. This is how an okapi eats a watermelon.
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9 months
Oh you’re a short top? You mean a pipette?
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4 months
33 in 3 weeks!
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38 in July 😅
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8 months
@ptvkris Even plumbers deserve a lil rimmy rim
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4 months
@salty_red_mage And it SCARES ME
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5 months
And the Lord said “Take this jellybean, for it is my body which is given for you” (Oompa 20:24)
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She showed kindness to those in need; she fed the poor hungry masses; she rose above the harshest of circumstances… she’s not just mother she’s the new messiah
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2 years
The trainer: The Pokémon:
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3 years
How do y’all pick an overall favorite Pokémon? I have so many favs in different categories (and it’s not by type)
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4 months
I just found out last night that these are alchemical symbols for the 4 elements…I thought people were tattooing laundry symbols on themselves 😭😭
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1 year
@cynthiaspickle Every time a white 🚬 starts talking about their “belly” or “rolls”
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3 years
Guys, that tweet was about the alpha Golduck I caught. He’s a big duck 🦆
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5 months
Imagine douching with this water……effervescent
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Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner
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2 years
Kit and I say happy Friday!
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2 years
Enjoy some summertime fit™️ as a treat
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2 months
Not long after I took this, I tipped the jet ski over and lost my glasses in the lake lmao
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quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer
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2 years
Guess who’s drunk & ready for bed
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7 months
Felt really hawt the other day with the new jewelry my fiancé got me for Christmas ☺️
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3 years
Post your favorite photo of 2021; I’ll go first Our trip to Aruba. It was the best week ever 🥰
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1 year
Kinda living for this lil pickle window
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1 year
The best thing about my fiancé being a dog groomer is that this good boy can get his haircut whenever he wants 🥰
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7 months
No one: Lil Nas X: Apostlebots, roll out!! ✝️
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PRESAVE:
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6 months
Voice reveal
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8 months
@dilfmage I really hate how this was such a common experience for us OG wow players 😂
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10 months
Ate my man’s *** in the hot tub tonight, AMA
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2 years
Like…😳
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2 years
Stumbled upon old pictures of myself (n*des) from like 2ish years ago and omg I can’t believe how tiny I was 😭 like I do not miss it at all (I gained like 45lbs since then) I think I look much better now but it’s still so WEIRD to see the difference
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3 years
She’s helping me in Trials today
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2 years
One downside to being a top is always having to drive when we go out 😔
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10 months
@ChrisMurphyCT Israel doesn’t need any more funds or arms. How about you advocate for humanitarian aid to innocent Palestinians?
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4 months
I’m drunk, gay, and a lil high, and…..I don’t remember why I originally started this tweet lmao hiiiiiiii
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11 days
Enjoying a drink on the veranda in Bayamón
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1 year
Okay fine, I’ll do the water trend! 💦
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2 years
Being a curious person sucks because now I want to find this dumpling video even though I know I’m going to hate it and everyone in it and I’m going to question being gay anymore
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2 years
Love any reason to post this pic
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Lauren🍒
3 years
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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3 years
You’re perfect, you’re beautiful, you’re a model. Did you fringe that collar?
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3 years
Getting huge Angry Beavers vibes from this and LOVING it
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10 months
Spider-Man if he had a piss kink
@NebsGoodTakes
Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
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spider-man from an alternate universe where peter parker ate a pack of radioactive kraft singles
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2 years
Drunk & a lil high - how are y’all??
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2 years
Rosé & a rose gold ring
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3 years
Y’all didn’t burn all your photos from 10 years ago??
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2 years
Say it with me now - LGBTQ+ lives, history, and general existence are NOT INHERENTLY SEXUAL!! Fuck I’m so tired of hearing these bills are to stop “teachers talking to kids about sex” I want to scream
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