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kristofer. 🥀

@ptvkris

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goddamn, you got me in love again

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3 years

WHATS UP THIS IS KIM PETRAS AND I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND, WOO-AH

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5 years

i love this era!! @kimpetras

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2 years

@9aa4h @PopCrave Dr Luke didn’t have anything to do with Unholy tho

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1 year

what do you call this

dictator

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1 year

nothing good has ever came out of a mouth of a canadian

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2 years

never thought i would live to see a Martha May Whovier fancam

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8 months

@b2the2ndd PRISON, SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, ELECTRIC CHAIR

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3 years

@kimpetras they hate to see a girlboss winning

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4 years

@alexbigrep @blondedfeels @LambdaMen @littlemix_crave @awake_the_soul @ChanceOfShade @James_Fulton22 my fav edit tbh

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2 years

@MarinaDiamandis well being ugly isn’t fun either

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3 years

@kimpetras drop the spooky album kimberly

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5 years

@kimpetras i haven’t bought anything from actual iTunes since middle school but i’ll do it for you queen

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4 years

SHE’S COMINGGGG @alliex

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3 years

@klooj @ft_nicki_minaj @_BeyonceNat @barbzsonly @PopCrave not the first person in this threat having “white lives matter” in their bio

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2 years

when do we get @lights as a drag race canada guest judge

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2 years

@kimpetras so ur 105% hot.. that’s hot

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5 years

@kimpetras where is All I Do Is Cry

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1 year

@MarinaDiamandis you’ll always be our Barbie tbh

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4 months

@newrulesdua my vinyls and CDs are set to be delivered tomorrow morning 🫢

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2 years

@kimpetras one time a guy shopping at my old job was telling me something and i said “girl, me too” to something he said and his face was honestly priceless

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4 years

@lights republicans be like that too

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3 years

@kimpetras but when are we getting Hit It From the Back

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4 years

everyone in IL that’s mad about Pritzker possibly issuing another stay at home order are the same people that were attending parties and going out every other night 🤡

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3 years

@kimpetras when katy perry said another one in the basket i don’t think this is what she meant, kim

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3 years

@kimpetras the Chanel chain belt stays ON

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3 years

my brow lady needs her PUSSY ate

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3 months

@themaine i miss y’all too. see you at SSF ChicGo tho!!

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5 years

@kimpetras princess of pride month

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6 months

@slayyyter ok but the Walmart exclusive alternate cover one eats DOWN

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5 years

dermatologists and aestheticians: don’t use anything too abrasive on your skin Kylie Skin Walnut Scrub:

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5 years

what was the point of signing up for VerifiedFan and being one of the first people to buy a ticket for Chicago if i’m getting put in a SEAT on the opposite side of the venue for @billieeilish @TMFanSupport @Ticketmaster

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2 years

brows come thru complexion come thru botox come thru

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1 year

@kimpetras don’t let the hype die before you release the song, Kimmy

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6 years

five years ago today i went (by train and cab in 3° weather) to the west side of Chicago just to hang out with @cadygroves at a Taco Bell party

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4 years

@lights this tweet won’t stop me because i can’t read

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1 year

skin is skin’ing today

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5 years

thanks for such a great time tonight. @alliex #FeelingX

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3 years

@kimpetras so true, breastie

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1 year

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5 months

@slayyyter my friend quote rt’d this yesterday and said “even with the cage on i simply still would have talked”

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4 months

@alliex no opener, 3 hour set

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5 months

@alliex damn that shit already gone

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11 months

@slayyyter best song on fartsucker

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1 year

Feed The Beast tour dates sooo soon allegedly ⁦ @kimpetras ⁩

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2 years

return of the ‘stache

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2 years

@UrbanOutfitters y’all dropped them early but i’m not mad ab it

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3 months

@popvinylalerts finally fuckin got one

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3 years

barricade for @kimpetras as i should be

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10 years

destroy my ass @Alex7MIH http://t.co/4xTKEH51ZT

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3 years

weird angle but hi who wants to go for a mustache ride

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4 years

why does Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman keep tryna read people with all of this unblended ass eyeshadow

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2 years

i did this a couple nights ago and i liked the way it came out but i wanted to try again tonight and i tried it 3 times and almost had a breakdown instead lmao

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3 years

@kimpetras you can tell all the gay baristas were working that day

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3 months

@shygaetano yes but also send me the link

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3 months

@popvinylalerts and it’s not even the CD booklet or vinyl sleeve that’s signed. double to triple for a signed INSERT needs to be studied.

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3 years

10 likes and i’ll get my septum pierced

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3 months

went from 10 of us going out tn to 4 lol

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3 years

@troyesivan pls let your team run your twitter i can’t do this tonight

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2 years

bringing this photo back every two years Texas votes Greg Abbott back in

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2 years

SHE’S FINALLY HERE @MarinaDiamandis

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4 years

@carlyraejepsen @MLB @Dodgers @RaysBaseball queen of rejecting American patriarchal pastimes

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4 months

just saw Markiplier’s d*ck on tiktok i think that’s enough internet for me today

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2 years

i am once again asking for a link to the Midnights leak. i ordered 5 copies so idc about listening.

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6 months

@blinxforeverboy google brokensilenze. they’re usually really quick with links. not always HQ tho.

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3 years

David Archuleta came out so i finally shot my shot on

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3 years

@alliex you deserve 2M tbh queen

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3 years

@alliex

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3 years

@kimpetras get a bob next

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1 year

me looking up at the Target self-checkout camera

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3 years

Kim Petras just told me i’m going to hell so i win

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3 years

@kimpetras you told me HIFtB was next after coconuts ma’am

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10 years

#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin http://t.co/Jpvy44FZmg

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4 months

@abbigaga i can text it to u if you want

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5 months

@BurtsBees the add to cart button is not there for the collab

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10 years

i'm kinda buysexual. you buy me something and i become sexual.

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4 years

this is absolutely sending me

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5 months

@alliex chicago babeyyyy

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3 years

whoever said eyebrows are sisters, not twins has never met my eyebrow lady obvi

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3 years

@MarinaDiamandis me w/ Rootless from TFJ and I’m Not Hungry Anymore from Froot

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2 years

she kinda badd tho

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3 months

the week the album dropped i got to see her perform at Bonnaroo 2017 to a crowd of 150 people before New Rules blew up. from that to sold out arenas, i luv my queen. #7YearsOfDuaLipa

Team Dua HQ

@TeamDuaHQ

3 months

How can we go back to the beginning? 🌹 Happy #7YearsOfDuaLipa 🌹 To celebrate the anniversary of Dua’s self-titled album, tell us about your 7 favorite moments 🦩