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@az_morlock
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@awstar11 As a guy who actually has the unfortunate name "Brad", I was not amused.
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@OrdnancePackard Because it's hard to use a map when it's on the top of your head.
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@walterkirn Thank you for reminding me why I moved out of Central Minnesota. Ice dams are no longer a part of my life.
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@DrunkRepub Dear pop stars everywhere. Stay out of politics.
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@timecaptales So....it's always been horrible.
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@DougOvermyer @Oilfield_Rando She's appropriating my European heritage!
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@az_morlock
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@ingelramdecoucy My people use mashed potatoes to sculpt geographic features such as buttes as a means to communicate alien landing strips to others
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@az_morlock
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@OrdnancePackard @paulapoundstone I’m surprised, I figured Paula Poundstone had massive cultural pull
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@ClayTravis My only problem with it was that my name is Brad. I felt like we were finally past the 80s douche version of Brad but noooooo
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@az_morlock
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@davidharsanyi Is Musk looking into this one?
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@az_morlock
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@interesting_aIl My son is a climber, their whole life is resistance training
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@az_morlock
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@The_Coop I hide crunchy in the guest room
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@az_morlock
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@exjon No way this person has ever been to an art fair in the upper Midwest
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@az_morlock
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@exjon @Wojciehowicz How will we make it without Margaret’s handmade kitten oven mitts
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@OrdnancePackard @IranSpec I’m always surprised at how dumb Iran thinks the world is
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@az_morlock
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@RadioGenoa Then open the Vatican
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@walterkirn Clearly the machine has finally coalesced around a message
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