Nilesh Bhai
@avgphoenixguy1
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Bits Goa ka gunda | Ashleel alt account
Banglore
Joined July 2024
Bsdk you are 24yo now. Kab body banyega lavde, Shadi ke baad?? . Kab millionare banega chutiye, budhape mai???.
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People with generational wealth enjoy every stage of life like school life, college life,love life,sex life,20s,30s,40s,50s . everything. Meanwhile, the middle class has to sacrifice either their college life, 20s, or 30s just to create a little wealth. You can't have everything.
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Hrithik Roshan 6ft - cheated on his wife .Abhishek Bachchan 6'2 - cheated on his wife .Hardik Pandya 6ft - cheated on his wife .Ranbir Kapoor 6ft - you know. Meanwhile:. SRK 5'7 - successful marriage .Virat Kohli 5'8 - great husband .Varun Dhawan 5'8 - great husband.
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Glad to see men entering in a highly female-dominated field.
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GenZ (born after 2003) is the best generation India has ever had. They are smarter, taller, healthier, make more money at a young age, and are good looking and health-conscious. Idk why people hate this generation. Is it just bcz they are casually sleeping with multiple people?.
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Dear corporate slaves,. Be a little selfish. Stop worrying about 'why juniors are learning DSA from Dhattarwal instead of Striver' and start focusing on your own life. Bhaad mai gaye juniors bhaad mai gaye influzers tum log date vagere karo shadi karo bacche karo bhen ke lawdo.
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I’ve decided I’m not going to have kids ever. Instead of spending lakhs on school fees, I’d prefer to travel to a new country every year with my wife. Besides, I’m short and balding, so why pass on my bad genes and make my kids insecure for a lifetime?.
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@realsudarshansk I want that less fulfilling life where, in high school, I worry about who I want to go to prom with instead of worrying over JEE/NEET. I would love to be worried about my messy dating and sex life in college rather than worrying about jobs and placements.
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my frnd got married recently but he was a fk boy, he slept with so many gorgeous chicks from the city. He’s good-looking, earns big, and now he’s got the most beautiful, mature, and understanding wife. And now He’s turned into a one-woman man just for her!. Green flag or red?.
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Friends with benefits is the best thing you can be in your 20s. You get an active sex life. You will save a lot of time, money, and energy. No commitment, so you can look for others and find out the best person for a lifetime. There are absolutely no cons in being FWB, only pros.
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Guys it's so over. My colleague was checking his Bumble, and I peeked into his phone and saw that he got 84 likes. He's 6'2, a little good-looking. And here I am, not even getting a single like despite having the same looks and achievements, just because I'm 5'7. 💔.
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was dating a girl from Igtuw and in the middle of a makeout session, she said, 'No, I can't do this; placements aa rahe hai and I need to focus. Take care.'.
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He is 22yo btw.
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Being 5'9 sucks, man. No matter how good-looking or well-dressed you are, there's always a 6-foot ugly guy in a chamkeela kurta who gets all the attention at any function😭.
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Life at IGDTUW. -4 years of no male interaction. -Chappari DTU unfckbale boys in DMs. -Then joining Adobe/Microsoft, where there are no hot guys—only semi-bald uncles—so still no male interaction. -Getting rishtas of IIT/IIM chashmish nerds. -Becoming lesbian. - Die.
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It's friday but whatever you say cutie 💓.
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The happiest people on Twitter after BJP's historic win in Haryana
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Why do people born between 2000 and 2003 have pathetic genes? Literally, I see my juniors born in 2005 who are so tall, and even the toppers don't wear glasses . And we 2000-2003 like balding, wearing glasses, short 5'9, skinny-fat. Fuck why god why us.
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There is nothing more satisfying than seeing the girl who ignored or rejected you settle with a semi-bald government job uncle.
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Just measured my height. I'm not 5'9,. I am just 5'7. Fuck, this is heartbreaking.
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If I eat this kind of food every day for the rest of my life and go to the gym every day, will I look like Hrithik Roshan or will I still look like a Bihari?.
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Kapil Sharma is the best comedian in India. All these others like Samay Raina and Munawar are nothing compared to him. Making the whole country laugh with all the restrictions on TV is not easy. Imagine Kapil going unfiltered on YouTube – it would be so over for everyone.
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+ This generation is more open-minded, liberated, and less misogynistic compared to previous generations.
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hanumankind, dua lipa, dgtl, echoes, diljit, coldplay, lolla . Bhaad mai jao tum sab I am buying mutual funds.
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Having a gf/bf, sexual partner is a very normal thing. An avg person just exists & naturally gets gf/bf or a sexual partner. But if you need self improvement like hitting the gym, improving your personality, your looks to achieve even this basic thing. Then you are far below avg.
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I met some dude from twitter. bhenchod twitter pe toh sabko pel deta thha but irl itna bada introvert nikla ki pucho mat.
meeting someone from twt irl is such a strange yet beautiful experience.
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Told my girlfriend that an asteroid is hitting Earth today and we’re all going to die, so let's try some of the dirtiest postions . We started at 11:30 AM, and now it's 11:45, and I'm done for the week.
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Guys, it's high time we stop crying over discrimination and instead force our Bhagwadhari CM Yogi Ji and Palturam CM to build an IT hub in UP and Bihar, so we don't have to go to other states for jobs.
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When girls say they want tall, dark, and handsome, here dark refers to someone who is naturally fair but has gotten tanned from the sun, not someone who is dark-skinned by birth.
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Don't be sad, my fellow 5'7 jeets. 5'7 is a magical height; so many successful people are 5'7", like Tom Cruise, Messi, SRK, Modi Ji, Deepika Padukone, and Kunal Kushwaha.
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This is what you're supposed to do in college, not assignments, practicals, CGPA and blah blah
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So, I moved to Pune and I'm learning Marathi. I can understand a little bit, and my friend taught me a few words like yed zavhaya, zavalas ka, pucchi, lavkar kar, mala zop yetya, etc. Can someone teach me more words so I can sound more natural?.
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I just need:. - jaw surgery.- chin surgery.- nose job.- height surgery.- hair transplant.- 6 packs.- good accent. Then I will be unstoppable, and gals will go crazy after me.
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Being an introvert is an illness. God made humans to be social. Most people become introverts because they lack confidence or have childhood trauma. Extroverts are making millions on IG and YT, while introverts are grinding in their rooms only to end up being slaves to extroverts.
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative but not force extroverts to stfu for a minute?.
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6ft walo se jyada offend toh 5'9 - 5'10 wale ho rahe hai comments mai. Saalo 5'10 walo tum log hamesha 6ft walo ke gulam hi rahoge.
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@aham_yogini What do you mean by used product? He is a human. And yes his wife knows everything.
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@chauhantwts Yes aunty, I am impotent,. now would you excuse me? I’m getting late for my flight to Paris.
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Oomf dumped a good-looking model guy, saying he lacked personality, and is now dating a tech uncle with a receding hairline. Women are weird.
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@wojakcodes jin logo ki shakkal chuhe jaisi aur communications skills lund jaisi lekin dimag mai gyan bhout hai unhi ke kiye twitter banaya hai. Gender doesn't matter.
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Naina, tum bhaagti ho har roz, par kab tak bhagogi? .Meri mohabbat se, ek din zaroor takraogi.
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Kisi bhi ladki ka profile kholta hu toh followed by Sparsh aa jaata hai bc.
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Where did your first kiss happen?. I'll start with mine: in a theater, while watching Love Aaj Kal 2, in the corner seats.
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@NoUseNameNo If she is asking for marriage and threatening to file a case then just agree to marry her. Perform a small formality like an engagement or something and then cheat on her. Start drinking and smoking excessively, and tell her that you have huge loans. Fir vo khud mana kar degi.
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Went to my sister's college today, and literally, the first-year kids mogged me. I was the only guy who was short, even though I'm 5'8"-5'9". Almost 80% of the first-year class was taller than me. Even found 5-6 girls who were taller than me. It's so over.
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@SeeVeiDeiy True bro 28 tak virgin rehte hai 90s kids. Ye 90s kids ko sirf gyan chodna hi ata hai.
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Lookin for a roomate in banglore smoker,drinker,gay,veg/non veg . Everything is allowed just come.
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Booked 3 standing floor tickets for Coldplay – one for me, one for my girlfriend, and one for her best friend. Can't wait!.
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Two big reasons to learn neural network.
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@human_che Maine nashe mai tweet kiya thha bhai, khao piyo aish karo kya rakha hai body banane mai.
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@akshayxcode Habibi, come to Bangalore or Pune, use dating apps to find gals, and become friends with them first.then tell them what you want. If you're good-looking, she will make you her bf. But if you're average-looking but a good friend, she might keep you as a fwb.
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Dear gals. 90% of your problems will be solved if you just start dating 5'7 - 5'9 guys.
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Since Kunal got a girlfriend, Twitter has become really boring, guys. No quality lafdas these days. We have Ishan but usme vo baat nahi.
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@juvingonsalves Hate nahi yaar matlab kuch bhi karlo unke level pe aa hi nahi sakte. Unke jaisi aaiyashi kar hi nahi sakte.
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These days, gals want charm, rizz, and investment skills like Sparsh, flirting skills like Chandler, a nerdy book reader like Nilesh, and height like Djay, all in a single guy.
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@Roy06421757 Utni personal cheeze kon batata hai bhai dost ko? 😂 but they are a muslim couple so most probably she was a virgin.
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@tanyarajhans7 Omg celebs are commenting on my tweets!. Sorry, ma'am, but it's not me—it's the current dating market that made them insecure.
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Software engineers dumping girls for infertility???. There is more chance of that software engineer becoming infertile by keeping his laptop on his crotch for hours every day than the girl from PCOS.
There's a girl in my college who was engaged to a guy she dated for four years. And guess what? He left her because she has PCOD. His reason? She "might not be able to have kids." Seriously? Who even told him women with PCOD can’t conceive?.
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@wojakcodes Why, bro? Why have you given up?.You already make good money. How about building a great physique and get girls?.
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Abey chutiye 23 ka hogya tu na tere pass body hai 5'9 teri height hai,chasma laga hua hai, na paisa hai aur 0 rizz hai upar se receding hairline. Ab ganja hone se pehle chup chap arrange marriage karle nahi toh life time bitchless virgin reh jayega bhadwe.
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I got a girlfriend, so no more simping from now on.
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Meet Arshad Nadeem of twitter. Here are all the stories of Deep Bhai. Grab some popcorn and enjoy!.@haTohMeKyaKru. A very long thread 🧵.
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Goro ne aukat dikha di aakhir mai. MKC USA ke aur green card ke. Sab aajao vapis vishwaguru mai let's make India superpower. Haa thoda AQI jyada hai lekin izaat toh hai kam se kam.
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Below average movie, Singham Again. Kareena would have suited the cop role better than Deepika. No story, no substance—just a Ramayana reference, and everything was predictable from the beginning. Nothing worth watching, a total disappointment. #SinghamAgain
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6 out of 10 people in the USA get nose jobs (rhinoplasty surgery) but in India it's mostly done by celebrities, even though it costs only 1 to 2 lakh and is considered one of the safest surgeries. A slim and well-defined nose can improve your looks and confidence by 80%.
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No girl has ever looked good with a sharp jawline. Face fat in girls >>.
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All this drama just to use a Snapchat filter in the end?
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Watched the whole video and this chutiya is saying to stay a virgin till marriage. 16–30 are the prime sex years when your D and V experiences the highest sensations and you'll enjoy the most during these years. Having sex in cllg can improve your focus,mental & physical health
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You have two options. Whom will you marry?. -A person who has slept with 7 people in 3 years. -A person who has slept with the same person thousands of times for 7 years and then broke off.
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I love you, I love you very very much Naina. Main aankhein band karta hoon toh tumhe dekhta hoon, aankhein kholta hoon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hoon. Tum paas nahin hoti toh tumhe charon taraf mehsoos karta hoon. Har pal har ghadi har waqt mere naina mere Naina ko doondhte hain.
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Kya happy birhtday bhenchod ek saal kam hogaya idhar aur tum log birthday wish kar rahe ho.
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He is not lucky; he is focused and has very few distractions. He has a beautiful girlfriend, so he doesn't get distracted by other girls. Also, he is getting laid, so he doesn't have to watch porn. All he needs to do is focus on his career.
I am so happy (and jealous) for my closest friend,has a 40 LPA job offer, does a part time job for 30k a month in the same company,chills with us full semester, studies one day before exams,scores above 8.5 CGPA every sem and above all has a beautiful girlfriend.
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Jitne log comments mai bol rahe hai ki thank god 1 inch se bach gaya us hisab se hindustan ki avg height 5'11 honi chaiye thii . Saalo sharam karo tape lo aur acche se measure karo 5'11 nahi ho tum.
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In 7 rotis:. - 840 kcal .- Protein: 7 g . This is worst. If you're really hungry then eat chicken or dairy products if you're vegy.
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On the left, the guy has no sisters, only brothers, and he is toxic. On the right, the guy has one elder sister and is written by a woman. Who is more attractive?
If a guy has a sister, specially an elder sister, he is 10x more attractive.
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@conqueror_prime That's a very rare possibility. And you will be fcking your friend not any strangers.
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He is 6'1 and rich, yet he has to do this kind of simping. Imagine how ugly he must be.
A Bangalore startup founder, 6’1 ft tall, green flag is holding my bag and taking me out on an ice cream date!
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just met my old classmate. He was very shy in both school and uni and he never talked to a girl ever but today he was with his gf and he had the biggest glowup his personality,physique so perfect. He’s now dating gals that even the most popular guys from our uni couldn’t dream of.
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Coderjeets, when will you guys have some self-respect? . Stop embarrassing the entire male community
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